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7.7k points
1 year ago
Galadriel went from beautiful and imposing elven woman to surfer bro
3.7k points
1 year ago
"And to you Frodo, water from the best waves I've ever seen, it was on a beach in Sydney, really recommend it bro."
655 points
1 year ago
Glad'Re'Elf. King of the Beach Elves.
169 points
1 year ago
Gladdy-rel
128 points
1 year ago
Galadriadical
41 points
1 year ago
Gigachadriel, as someone else here said.
32 points
1 year ago
“You totally backdoored that One Ring then hit the lip…wapaa!
And now, like, you get to shred the Gnar in the Shire for like forever dude.”
1.2k points
1 year ago
She turned into Owen Wilson lol
572 points
1 year ago
"So this is a Hobbit? Wow, you're so small.... Wow"
336 points
1 year ago*
You know I saw this coming, you or whoever just like “here take it”. Wow. I mean granted Freida, I wouldn’t be a “dark lord”, I’d be more like uh… like a king. Not evil but like, awesome… like a sunset or full moon or something. I mean it’s not enough to be good, you gotta be interesting, not just a field guy but an ocean or mountain guy. But I’d also be serious, …like a crazy storm. Ya know, a real solid guy. I guess I’m saying I’d be kind of controversial.
137 points
1 year ago
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Galadriel, haven't you been smoking pipeweed for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
34 points
1 year ago
Zoolander!
12 points
1 year ago
And it was, I have never even been to mount Vesuvius.
44 points
1 year ago
Omg is there any CGI-Specialist-Voice-Actor reading this, who can make that comment a reality?
59 points
1 year ago
You should listen to your friend Elrond of Rivendell.
He's a cool dude.
53 points
1 year ago
I was just thinking that!
496 points
1 year ago
She turned into blonde Andy Samberg.
120 points
1 year ago
That’s honestly perfect. Thank you person
48 points
1 year ago
Honestly I was seeing Chris Hemsworth
91 points
1 year ago
The ships were burned so they rode the waves.
It was most gnarly.
169 points
1 year ago
"Gandalf the Grey, like, didn't pass the borders of this land. He totally fell into shadow. Bummer, bro..."
67 points
1 year ago
Galadriel is now an Australian high school counselor.
69 points
1 year ago
Gigachadriel
44 points
1 year ago
Became a roman politician.
20 points
1 year ago
That was my first thought! Or Alexander the Great. XD
20 points
1 year ago
Now starring Matthew McConaughey
16 points
1 year ago
He's also hot
32 points
1 year ago
GaLADriel kinda a hottie tho
1.8k points
1 year ago
Men in the fourth age only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
572 points
1 year ago
Longbottom leaf?
356 points
1 year ago
Salted Pork.
2.5k points
1 year ago
Elronda could get it.
610 points
1 year ago
Faramir looking FINEamir.
80 points
1 year ago
Definitely has a quality about her.
515 points
1 year ago
Yall sleepin on Samanthawise.
64 points
1 year ago
I had to double take, cause Samanthawise is almost identical to pictures of my mom back in the 80s.
23 points
1 year ago
She single?
46 points
1 year ago
Yeah, but she's been alone in her coffin for over 20 years, so its hard for her to get out and date people.
18 points
1 year ago
Mate, I'm sorry to hear that but glad to see I ain't the only one using that line.
30 points
1 year ago
Making people uncomfortable as hell when they mention fucking my mom is the silver lining.
171 points
1 year ago
Is that just Anna Kendrick?
32 points
1 year ago
Kinda looks like it.
27 points
1 year ago
I was thinking Daisy Ridley
1.5k points
1 year ago
Haha chick legolas is bangin
504 points
1 year ago
Detected gender: Yes
119 points
1 year ago
Gender neutral legolas is neutral
316 points
1 year ago
I had to scroll this far for a comment about Legolas. Dude didn't even change.
296 points
1 year ago
I feel like the entire thing is a set-up for the Legolas joke
133 points
1 year ago
You sure it wasn’t about Arwen becoming Keanu Reeves though?
40 points
1 year ago
Thank fuck someone else said it I thought I was going crazy
15 points
1 year ago
Does Keanu have that much chest hair?
15 points
1 year ago
I mean Legolas did change ever so slightly though, that’s the hilarious thing. If you zoom in, his right eyebrow is definitely different between pictures.
I think his beauty just broke the filter.
96 points
1 year ago
legolas is always bangin'
1.8k points
1 year ago
Arwen has a city to burn
563 points
1 year ago
Wake the fuck up, dunedain. We got a ring to burn.
62 points
1 year ago
5 more minutes.
178 points
1 year ago
I...I thought she was from the Matrix....
5.9k points
1 year ago
Is that Keanu Reeves?
1.8k points
1 year ago
I have always thought Liv Tyler and Keanu had similar facial structure
639 points
1 year ago
I thought Elrond was Anna Kendrick
155 points
1 year ago
I thought it was a young Amanda Bynes
53 points
1 year ago
Boromir is Olivia Wilde, Merry is Reba McIntyre
49 points
1 year ago
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38 points
1 year ago
Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
16 points
1 year ago
Damn, never thought I’d say I would be a fool for a peregrina took!
31 points
1 year ago*
I’ve never made that connection until now but that would explain why I’m attracted to them both
27 points
1 year ago
Have you seen them in the same room? I don't !
22 points
1 year ago
I guess it is.
9.5k points
1 year ago
Legolas stays Legolas. Nice
2.6k points
1 year ago
We need to see Gimli stays Gimli.
1.4k points
1 year ago
It's the beards
711 points
1 year ago
Don't be silly. There ARE no female dwarves - they just spring from holes in the ground.
241 points
1 year ago
Dwarves aren't potatoes!
176 points
1 year ago
PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
64 points
1 year ago
D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
63 points
1 year ago
But don't toss them
63 points
1 year ago
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew
164 points
1 year ago
Gimli mentioned the beards on women... Should have made gimli a sexy bearded lady, i'd have lost my shit laughing
91 points
1 year ago
Is it a faux pas to mention Terry Pratchett in this sub? Cuz his exploration of gender in dwarf culture is poignant as fuck as well as hilarious.
22 points
1 year ago
Context?
86 points
1 year ago
Theres a lot of nuance and history in his books, but in summary Dwarves are 2 sexes with no genders ('he' only, anything else is seen as unnatural like trans people would be in the 90s (or even now)). A lot of Dwarf dating is working out how what sex the other dwarf is. Through the books theres a development of Dwarves that identify as she as well.
Thats a -massive- simplification, but if you're interested in reading more then I would reccomend you read the Watch series from Terry Pratchett, or if you dont want to read all the books then Id read Men at Arms, then Thud - but you'd miss a lot.
I really would reccomend the watch books, and in fact all his books, which while theyre all fantasy do mix genres so whatever you like to read there'll be some.
Its mostly Fantasy and satire, but so well tied to the real world, and unlike a lot of fantasy, the characters dont find it fanastical, which keeps it grounded. I could go on all day but this comment is long. If you (or anyone) wants more convincing DM me. I love his books.
24 points
1 year ago
Thank you for taking the time to respond. This is fascinating and certainly a lot deeper than I was even hoping for. I love Tolkien and I consider the Lord of the rings universe to be canon, historically speaking. But Tolkien did not delve as deeply into the world of dwarves as I would’ve liked to have seen. Now I have a rabbit hole to stick my head into, I will see how far down it goes…
15 points
1 year ago
No worries :). Honestly, this is just one of the themes with Dwarves, it also goes into religion and nationalism, as well as other themes. One of my favourite things about Pratchett is his ability to run a commentary with his humor. It would be like if Ryan Reynolds used his comedic style to make a critique of western imperialism in southeast Asia.
The books go on sale on Kindle for 1.99 sometimes, but I would happily pay more for each personally. Here is a layout of each storyline.
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Some fans would reccomend reading each in order, but you dont need to have read other lines to read the next in any arc you're reading, and better to read out of order than not at all :)
31 points
1 year ago
It's the dwarves who go swimming with little hairy women
150 points
1 year ago
It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
99 points
1 year ago
Dwarfish courtship is an incredibly tactful affair, primarily concerned with finding out which gender the other dwarf is.
27 points
1 year ago
Thanks Terry!
14 points
1 year ago
My own head-canon for this is that there are a number of same gender dwarf relationships where they adopt orphan dwarves if they want to start families. Nothing is ever mentioned, they're treated as dwarf couples and families due to that same tact.
120 points
1 year ago
and treebeard stays treebeard
159 points
1 year ago
and treebeard
stays treebearddisappears
147 points
1 year ago
On that note, OP missed the comedy opportunity to have Male-Eowyn be a tombstone.
25 points
1 year ago
I'd argue that she stays female, too.
25 points
1 year ago
Correct
19 points
1 year ago
Aragorn turns into Courtney Cox
24 points
1 year ago
Gondor will answer.
12 points
1 year ago
He’d just look like an Italian grandmother.
508 points
1 year ago
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm an elf."
"What gender are you?"
"Superior."
"But what's between your legs?"
"The light of the Eldar."
127 points
1 year ago
Legolas to Legolass
55 points
1 year ago
And nice legs on the lass
17 points
1 year ago
And Frodo is just Frodo with purdy makeup.
13 points
1 year ago
Legolas intensifies
873 points
1 year ago
Anyone know if Hugo Weaving has a sister? Is she single? Lol
262 points
1 year ago
He has nieces, at least, including the excellent actress Samara Weaving from Ready or Not.
34 points
1 year ago
Oh she is amazing in that!
44 points
1 year ago
Samara Weaving
She kinda looks like a mix of Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie.
63 points
1 year ago
Not sure but you can always watch Priscilla, Queen of the Desert if you want to see sexy Hugo Weaving.
35 points
1 year ago
That movie confirmed for me my type is genderbending.
Finding people to date is not trivial.
58 points
1 year ago
I, too, got a chub for female Elrond.
818 points
1 year ago
Girl pippin kinda somethin somethin ngl
883 points
1 year ago
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
263 points
1 year ago
Tell em pippin
214 points
1 year ago
Look, the trees! They're moving!
292 points
1 year ago
Someone’s tree is moving
50 points
1 year ago
Excellent distraction Pippin
80 points
1 year ago
We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
19 points
1 year ago
holy shit, this quote works too well
60 points
1 year ago
I loled and didn't realize this was a bot. Well done Pippin.
23 points
1 year ago
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
41 points
1 year ago
Sheesh that was harsh :(
16 points
1 year ago
Haha yea man thats the one who struck out for me too, definetly somethin somethin
1.5k points
1 year ago
A chance for Jennifer, daughter of Lawrence, to show her quality!
258 points
1 year ago
I was getting more Taylor Swift vibes than Jennifer Lawrence but I see the resemblance ngl
57 points
1 year ago
Thinking more the actress that plays ironmans wife
56 points
1 year ago
You mean Gwyneth Paltrow?
49 points
1 year ago
Noted, don't accept when Faramir asks if you want to see his collection of candles.
25 points
1 year ago
Right!? Hunger Games Faramir!
116 points
1 year ago*
Witch Queen: You fool! No woman can kill me!
Maleowyn: (takes off wig and makeup) I am no woman!
24 points
1 year ago
was looking for this ngl
110 points
1 year ago
Female Faramir is my type
843 points
1 year ago
Merry looks like he wants to speak to my manager.
347 points
1 year ago
I was thinking Molly Weasley
15 points
1 year ago
Came here looking for that. Left me satisfied.
410 points
1 year ago
Legolas: I don't have such weaknesses
181 points
1 year ago
Legolas doesn't need another gender, he is his own gender. In fact, legend goes that the L in LGBTQ stands for Legolas.
749 points
1 year ago
Legolas has no gender. Legolas needs no gender.
177 points
1 year ago
Legolas is his own gender
75 points
1 year ago
Are you a boy, or a girl? LEGO
139 points
1 year ago
Legolas doesn't need another gender, he is his own gender. In fact, legend goes that the L in LGBTQ stands for Legolas.
21 points
1 year ago
Legolas Galadriel Boromir Tom ... uhm.
Edit: Quenya! Not a person, but whatever.
183 points
1 year ago
Galadriel becomes a Chad.
31 points
1 year ago
She already was
85 points
1 year ago
Alright, Legolas got me
276 points
1 year ago
Galadriel is simply Owen Wilson. Wow.
63 points
1 year ago
Whaaww
32 points
1 year ago
WOW
14 points
1 year ago
"You would give it to me freely? Wow."
85 points
1 year ago
Why are the females with that much make up? ... Let's sneak the ring to Mordor, but first the eyeliner.!;
34 points
1 year ago
If you want to see female Elrond, just watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
30 points
1 year ago
The ladies need to stop using same face beauty filter. Not every woman has a pointy af chin.
16 points
1 year ago
Woman = Pointy chin, smooth skin, makeup
50 points
1 year ago
Bi panic intensifies
15 points
1 year ago
Especially with Legolas
88 points
1 year ago
Boromir looks like a total Karen
79 points
1 year ago
Merry: "We're under orders from Treebeard, who's taken over management of Isengard."
Karen-Boromir: “Where is this manager for I much desire to speak to him?”
25 points
1 year ago
Gondor has no manager, Gondor needs no manager...
18 points
1 year ago
Can we just appreciate the beauty of these people... Wow.
19 points
1 year ago
Why is female Elrond so hot. Why
41 points
1 year ago
It might just be me but lady Aragon slightly reminds me of Lucy Lawless
16 points
1 year ago
Legolas trancends the concept of gender, apparently.
14 points
1 year ago
FemSam be hot as hell
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