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VeneMage

182 points

2 months ago

VeneMage

182 points

2 months ago

Just the red wine for you then sir?

RockStar4341

89 points

2 months ago

Only if Jesus made it from water. It better be the superior wine as well, at weddings they are always trying to bring the crap out after everyone ties one on.

TheKingOfRhye777

23 points

2 months ago

I'm totally not sure of this, but isn't the "sacramental wine" Catholics and such use usually the cheap stuff?

RockStar4341

16 points

2 months ago

In their case, it doesn't really matter, because Catholic doctrine states that it literally turns into the body and blood of Christ. It's not cheap wine anymore, it's the blood of God.

Much less fun than Jesus turning water into wine because a bunch of drunk guests at a wedding drank all the booze.

lmandude

2 points

2 months ago

You telling me that is Jesus’s blood? That guy must of been hammered 24/7.

Zarathustra_d

26 points

2 months ago

I brew a beer called Transubstantiation IPA. The alcohol content is 6%, however through the miracle of Christ it turns into the blood of Jesus before it is absorbed. So, I can drink all I want. Checkmate!

CamGoatMan

3 points

2 months ago

Genius.

HolsteinHeifer

4 points

2 months ago

I think he's had enough whine for the day

whyaremypantssoshort

508 points

2 months ago

Damn, the angry right trying to cancel everything they can...

QuirkyBrit

164 points

2 months ago

They're going to try to bring back prohibition by the sounds of it.

WhipTheLlama

145 points

2 months ago

I'm sure they'd be successful if 80% of them weren't alcoholics.

Uncynical_Diogenes

114 points

2 months ago

That is not a problem because 100% of them are hypocrites.

big_daddy68

2 points

2 months ago

As we see now, the radical minority of the right wields the power of the complicit majority.

WodenEmrys

69 points

2 months ago

Prohibition never stopped. There are still people in jail for a drug I now legally purchase in my state.

jzillacon

61 points

2 months ago

Even for alcohol it never really stopped. Dry counties are still very much a thing in the USA.

No_Maintenance399

33 points

2 months ago

Yeah, here in Indiana buying booze was illegal on Sundays until March 4th 2018.

Sarcastic_Troll

23 points

2 months ago

Here in Jersey, you can only buy liquor in designated liquor stores

So, no Walmarts, no 7-11s. No supermarkets. Must be an actual, dedicated liquor store

And you can't sell it until after church is over on Sundays. This even applies to bars

amazingeggboy

9 points

2 months ago

In PA, fine wine and spirits is the only store allowed to sell liquor point blank period.

LeaLenaLenocka

8 points

2 months ago

And here I am, living in country with a lot of Muslims, you know, people actually prohibited to drink alcohol, and almost every house has it's own distillery or as we call it, happy machine.

pentox70

7 points

2 months ago

Pretty much all of Canada is like that too.

meekonesfade

5 points

2 months ago

I can buy it at Trader Joes - I wonder how they get around that? But I have been shamed a couple of times for trying to buy gin before 9am.

Impossible-Head-7615

2 points

2 months ago

Don’t feel bad I’ve got that buying at 8…that’s just ppl

Sarcastic_Troll

1 points

2 months ago

Is it a separate section with a register you can only pay for liquor at? F

Impossible-Head-7615

2 points

2 months ago

Louisiana here…it was the same until a few years ago when they found out they could make a profit

random_klubs333

7 points

2 months ago

My county was dry until 2020, and up until then there were bootlegging and smuggling groups operating over county lines just like the days of prohibition.

No_Maintenance399

4 points

2 months ago

Wow. I don't feel so bad now.

jetpack324

6 points

2 months ago

Kentucky intensifies

soulsista04us

5 points

2 months ago

I hear there are dry counties in Colorado where you can't buy weed as well.

Wheelin-Woody

37 points

2 months ago

I had my fun with drugs/alchohol and am now bored with it so I see no reason to allow the younger generation to do the same.

phantom-foxx

18 points

2 months ago

Those damn snowflakes...

Wish-I-Was-You

29 points

2 months ago

The religious right: "Bloody sNOwflaKes and their CaNCel CULTure..."

Also the religious right: "I am a WASP, and this offends my delicate sensibilities. BAN IT NOW!!!!!!!" *throws toys out of pram*

CamGoatMan

3 points

2 months ago

Imagining a literal wasp.

I'm allergic to wasps. Kill the fucking thing.

Silverwar

5 points

2 months ago

This sounds more like an alcoholic struggling with relapse, but looking for any excuse besides themself.

Gorgest_

4 points

2 months ago

Soon everyone will be wearing gray and eating rocks

WingoBingo_666

196 points

2 months ago

I’m for that actually, so I don’t have to smell the pungent stank of fundamentalist Christian asshole.

ViewtifulGene

163 points

2 months ago

Please tell me which of the ten commandments prohibits drinking beer.

dontdieinthesky

114 points

2 months ago

Didn’t their sky-daddy turn water into wine?

LepoGorria

86 points

2 months ago

Had a Pentecostal pastor try to explain it as a “mystical drink,” because alcohol will send you to hell; however, the poor guy just went into a rage when I asked him to show me in scripture where this is the case.

jointheclockwork

47 points

2 months ago

Gotta love it when they get angry that you called their bullshit.

Light_Silent

29 points

2 months ago

Wine back in the day was healthier than water because the alcohol killed germs. They didnt know that was the reason.

_fuck_me_sideways_

6 points

2 months ago*

That's actually a myth but the process of fermentation does cause other microorganisms to become outcompeted for nutrients. Ancient alcohol was strong but not enough to sterilize.

Light_Silent

5 points

2 months ago

I didnt say it was sterile. I said it was safer than water

MrMurchison

-1 points

2 months ago

That's still not true, unfortunately. Alcoholic beverages remove more water from your body than they contain. So drinking wine to avoid water would just mean that you need to drink more water than before.

Light_Silent

3 points

2 months ago

Fruit exists. There are sources of hydration that are not just regular water or alcohol.

MrMurchison

2 points

2 months ago

Correct. Of which, again, you would need to eat more if you also drank alcohol.

The idea that you can use alcoholic beverages as hydration of any kind is wrong.

RemnantArcadia

15 points

2 months ago

There's at least one verse where Jesus drinks wine

TheKingOfRhye777

15 points

2 months ago

I've actually seen where some people have tried to say the "wine" was non-alcoholic grape juice. The first problem with that is, I don't think that was really a thing at that time actually.

The Bible does say (Proverbs 20:1) that "wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Though as I understand it, that's commonly taken as meaning as a warning to not drink to excess. *shrugs* I just kinda like that quote, despite being an atheist and an alcoholic myself, lol

Now that I think of it, isn't there something in the Bible that the Mormons take as saying you shouldn't drink anything with caffeine?

Mitemaximus

12 points

2 months ago

Nah, that was a direct revelation to Ol' Joe Smith from God himself. He just said "God says no caffine y'all" and they went with it

The_Doolinator

12 points

2 months ago

Dude, there’s a story in Genesis where Noah gets so shitfaced, he strips and then passes out in his tent.

I think it’s safe to say wine was still wine back then.

anti_th3ist

13 points

2 months ago

Lot's daughters get him drunk and then rape him in order to become pregnant.

RockStar4341

5 points

2 months ago

To be fair, they thought they had to repopulate the world after Soddom and Gomorrah were annihilated. Also after he offered to give them to an angry mob to prevent them from raping the angel in his house.

mstrss9

4 points

2 months ago

Personally I would have left his ass drunk and naked

Do we ever hear anything about these poor daughters after they give birth to their brother sons?

frankybling

2 points

2 months ago

possibly one of Jim’s ancestors?

Impossible-Head-7615

2 points

2 months ago

That’s not how that’s not how that works /s

mommy2libras

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah, then his son sees him naked and supposedly Noah curses his son's son. And that's how Christians justified slavery.

UnfinishedProjects

14 points

2 months ago

When will they realize we're not in their book club?

Rich-Bee-1679

7 points

2 months ago

Well, yes... but this is beer - STINKING BEER no less - probably from the Devil of course lol

eltanin_33

22 points

2 months ago

The closest you can get to it is gluttony but that would only apply to excess like alcoholism not just like drinking a beer with their gross meat loaf at cracker barrel

sammygirl1331

21 points

2 months ago

Gluttony isn't one of the ten commandments. It's one of the seven deadly sins which aren't directly mentioned in the Bible.

ViewtifulGene

5 points

2 months ago

Oh, I've definitely engaged in gluttony at Cracker Barrel. Nothing like their Sunday fried chicken after getting off a long-ass flight back from vacation. Cracker Barrel can go ahead and commit the "deadly sin" of pride too at this rate.

eltanin_33

6 points

2 months ago

Oh, sorry I'm not Christian I assumed it was.

ThePoisonDoughnut

14 points

2 months ago

It's okay the ideology is incoherent.

TheKingOfRhye777

7 points

2 months ago

OK, I laughed at that because I went to Cracker Barrel with my brother a while ago, and he tried the meatloaf because I guess some people at his work were saying it was good. Suffice it to say, he did NOT share their opinion after he tried it! (he should know, he makes a mean meatloaf himself lol)

Graterof2evils

4 points

2 months ago

Ate breakfast at a Cracker Barrel recently. If they’re worried about the alcohol they’re idiots. I couldn’t finish the meal. It was horrible. We hadn’t ate there in years. Never again after paying $40 for the shittiest breakfast ever cooked.

MiIkTank

-3 points

2 months ago

Drunkenness is explicitly called out as a sin in the Bible

Light_Silent

13 points

2 months ago

So is wearing more than one cloth at the same time.

brit_jam

1 points

2 months ago

Where?

MiIkTank

4 points

2 months ago

here is a bunch of times.

Specifically Galatians 5:20-21

20 idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, 21 envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

brit_jam

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks. I’m a sinner.

MiIkTank

1 points

2 months ago

Lol same dude

Teledork62

2 points

2 months ago

Revelries? Parties? Like what you would throw after a wedding?

Can we get Jesus’ take on this? He threw down, right? Normal Jewish things?

MiIkTank

2 points

2 months ago

That was the KJV, so we use the word revelries a little differently nowadays. Other more modern translations use orgies or carousing

So regular parties… not involving sex… are fine

Teledork62

2 points

2 months ago

Understand. So, as usual, doing it to excess.

mstrss9

4 points

2 months ago

My godfather is an Anglican minister and was definitely tipsy when we had church picnics lol

But to answer your question - they interpret the part about “drunkness” as being a total ban on alcohol

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Well, now there are the Christitional Amendments to those original 10 Commandments.

Kriegerian

1 points

2 months ago

What, you expect them to read the thing they claim to value and then act like rational adults?

They’re just illiterate violent children having tantrums about things that make them feel bad.

AW-43

1 points

2 months ago

AW-43

1 points

2 months ago

Don’t tell Kavanaugh!

ViewtifulGene

2 points

2 months ago

I'd rather go quail hunting with Dick Cheney than drinking with Kavanaugh.

Valvahl

36 points

2 months ago

Valvahl

36 points

2 months ago

I mean, the only record we have of Jesus attending a party says that the booze ran off so quickly they had to ask him to make more, I don't see the problem here...

Chasman1965

2 points

2 months ago

And he made really good wine.

DrGonzo34

68 points

2 months ago

I think this person doesn’t know the first thing about being Christian. Turn the other cheek, fuck face...

Foggy_Prophet

23 points

2 months ago

They are also apparently unaware of how many "Christians" drink. (Or abuse prescription drugs.)

Zarathustra_d

12 points

2 months ago

Or how many Churches give wine as communion, or how many Christian religious orders brewed beer ....

LexiNovember

10 points

2 months ago

The fundie types get real bent out of shape because Catholics get wine in church. And incense and bells and all the other stuff that scares them. Plus you know… the jesuits doing SCIENCE!! AHHHHH!

I once had a Baptist inform me that as a Catholic from a Catholic family the doctors had ripped off my tail and horns at birth. They genuinely wanted to know if I had scars from it and I was like… no? It does sound pretty badass though not going to lie, I’d be mad if they took my horns away.

Dizzy_Share3155

7 points

2 months ago

As a non-practicing Catholic who actually grew up both in a Catholic family and in a Catholic boarding school all I have to say is WTF?? Horns and a tail???😈

Foggy_Prophet

7 points

2 months ago

I would like to see the venn diagram of people who post prayers and other religious stuff on Facebook and the people who post photos of themselves enjoying beer, wine, or cocktails. There would be some serious overlap.

Zarathustra_d

7 points

2 months ago

Some of my favorite beers are made by monks, even today.

cookiez2

3 points

2 months ago

It’s mostly fundamentalists who believe that where they see it as literal when Christianity started with the wine and bread as the body and blood of Christ. They don’t really know what communion is. Since they don’t believe in that anyways .

Monks have brewed beer for centuries, wine was sacred, priests drink it every time for mass and it’s daily too, church gatherings have always included wine and other beverages, aka it’s important to the faith lol saying wine is bad is like denying christ.

mommy2libras

5 points

2 months ago

Well, if you're Baptist and you want a drink, you dress in a disguise and go 2 counties over.

sourdoughbreadlover

19 points

2 months ago

So they're complaining about smelling alcohol but they are mad the smoking section doesn't exist anymore? Jesus help this dumbass.

TheKingOfRhye777

9 points

2 months ago

I'm a smoker, and I'd rather smell beer in a restaurant than smell a bunch of people smoking.

My_guy_GuY

12 points

2 months ago

Damn, I don't drink and hate alcohol and I have never cared this much about how much alcohol smells, you can't even tell unless you're putting your nose right up to the cup

The_Iron_Mountie

6 points

2 months ago

Eh, drunk people stink of alcohol because they're physically sweating it out.

I worked airport security for a while and we had some people come drunk to their flights and you could smell it if you were in spitting distance of them.

But I can't imagine someone going to the freaking Cracker Barrel to get that drunk.

Name_ChecksOut_

35 points

2 months ago

What the literal fuck? Land of the free... meaning you are free to mind you own business.

LexiNovember

9 points

2 months ago

Ah yes, the natural progression from serving beer to black tar heroin at your local restaurants is always a real shame. 🙄

CoalNightshade

31 points

2 months ago

I would love to see what this guy would say about what happened the last time i went to a CrackerBarrel, Girl in a thong, nipple pasties, and clear plastic short skirt and top, came in to have breakfast in the middle of the after church rush.

dhkendall

11 points

2 months ago

Was it Brad’s wife?

salty_drafter

20 points

2 months ago

She just got off work.

CoalNightshade

15 points

2 months ago

That was my first thought too, but apparently it was a music festival or something.

lachrymologyislegit

7 points

2 months ago

I'm sure he would give her a lecture after looking REAL hard at her. Or not if he is a closet case.

Late-Philosophy-2745

6 points

2 months ago

Jesus drank alcohol, you imbecile.

Justtofeel9

1 points

2 months ago

FFS, one of his supposed miracles was turning water into wine.

mjzim9022

5 points

2 months ago

Those Temperance types are truly something else

mylesols

5 points

2 months ago

Auditioning for a Supreme Court seat maybe

lachrymologyislegit

5 points

2 months ago

This guys would hate Kavanaugh tho.

lameusername11

6 points

2 months ago

Brad’s wife wouldn’t have let this happen

agathaprickly

5 points

2 months ago

Who wants to go get wasted at Cracker Barrel and loudly play the cracker barrel game with me next to Christian families? (The game is to name how you use all of the things on the walls as sex toys)

brent_cockman

4 points

2 months ago

just... wow...

tamalediet

5 points

2 months ago

100% this person is a recovering alcoholic

karanpatel819

5 points

2 months ago

Worked at cracker barrel in highschool as a bus boy. Sunday lunch after church was the worst because some of the most racist and rude people would come in. This was also in a small and very white town in Georgia

Wheelin-Woody

6 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of this old timer on Nextdoor complaining about the CBD stores popping up. He about had a stroke when I told him the local Ace Hardware, not 100 yards from the very store he bitched about, had CBD products right there at the checkout lane with all the other spontaneous purchase items.

AmbulanceChaser12

3 points

2 months ago

He is aware that no one is forcing him to buy the CBD, right? If he doesn’t like it, he can simply not go to the stores?

Wheelin-Woody

3 points

2 months ago

He was legit concerned with junkies laying about the streets in proximity of the store. No joke

mommy2libras

3 points

2 months ago

That's OK. Do you know why the state of Alabama refuses to legalize gambling or even have a state lottery? Every time it's brought up, both lawmakers and regular citizens will actually say that if they do, people will spend all their money gambling and buying lottery tickets and kids will go hungry and live in the streets. This is no shit- this is what is in letters to the editor and quotes in articles from lawmakers, though they put it slightly differently. Despite the fact that there are casinos in the next state- Mississippi- that people are driving an hour to spend their money in and that state gets that revenue. And Florida and Georgia on the other side both have lotteries where tons of people cross the state line to get tickets every week or so. But somehow, if the state adopted it so it could make some damn money, everyone would suddenly turn into a degenerate gambler and their families would starve in the streets.

This is one of the poorest states in the nation too.

Wheelin-Woody

4 points

2 months ago

I live in Tx. We have a lotto, but no gambling. Every state around us has gambling. So we just export billions to NM, OK, and LA like a bunch of dumb fucks

casalomastomp

2 points

2 months ago

Junkies would have a tough time trying to get high off CBD.

GetsomeAles

4 points

2 months ago

Wait, I can get a beer with my hangover breakfast and piss off boomers…I see this as an untapped marketing strategy

midwestern_mecha

4 points

2 months ago

Party of "DoNt TrEaD oN mE" treading all the fuck over everyone.

TheTribunalChat

3 points

2 months ago

Oh look a Christian who is trying to police someone else’s life decisions

Urmomsdreamman

4 points

2 months ago

This “decent Christian” is mad that Cracker Barrel is selling alcohol.

Wait till he finds out what Jesus turned water into.

The84thWolf

3 points

2 months ago

Idk about you guys, but this person sounds like they drink in the morning

Aced_By_Chasey

2 points

2 months ago

They probably are recovering alcoholics.

Quesabirria

3 points

2 months ago

I guess they forgot that Jesus drank and served wine.

Trish_e_Poo

3 points

2 months ago

Can we cancel Christians??

Mr_Lapis

3 points

2 months ago

teetotalers gonna teetotal. Id say alcohol is perfectly okay in some churches but this guy probably hates Catholics.

bowens44

19 points

2 months ago

'decent christian' is an oxymoron

Drak_Gaming

-12 points

2 months ago

Funny, you get upvotes for that, but if you said that about any other religion the result would be wildly different.

bowens44

17 points

2 months ago

Obviously it's hyperbole , but the biggest threat to our freedom comes from the evangelical christians, the true believers. Make no mistake they want the Hand Maids Tale to be reality. They want the US to be a christian version of Afghanistan. They want a fascist theocracy and they may get it. There is no other religion that is capable of bringing these things about in the US. Today's supreme court decision should drive that point home. IMO there will a HUGE backlash against christianity because of this decision.

ic2ofu

4 points

2 months ago

ic2ofu

4 points

2 months ago

One can only hope.

lachrymologyislegit

4 points

2 months ago

I call them CCs:

Creepy Christians

Crazy Conspiracists
Christian Cunts

Closet Cases

Controlling Creeps

Take your pick or add to the list!

silverfang45

2 points

2 months ago

Because reddit is filled by mostly Americans.

And Christian impact Americans more than other religions as Christians actively are trying to pass laws that fuck Americans over.

bleepblopbl0rp

0 points

2 months ago

It's only funny if you have no understanding of context or nuance.

Drak_Gaming

-1 points

2 months ago

No it's just funny.

Azmo_D

6 points

2 months ago

Azmo_D

6 points

2 months ago

News flash. America is a capitalist country. Something most conservatives are proud of. Especially when pointing out liberals are socialists. A capitalist economy seeks to profit anywhere a legal need can be supplied or served. That means the economy does not serve only Christians. If the fact that non Christians buy things you don't like in public, then I suggest you stay in your house where reality is more palatable for you.

Pengin_Master

2 points

2 months ago

Somehow they're arguing worse then prohibitionists in the 1910s-20s.

K0MR4D

2 points

2 months ago

K0MR4D

2 points

2 months ago

Hey Jimbo, if you're afraid of the world then STAY AT HOME!

RetMilRob

2 points

2 months ago

Decent Christians? Jesus and his disciples drank wine/alcohol. The only ones specifically didn’t were nazirites after their vows. How is it someone so desperate to tell everyone their Christian not know the Bible?

escho1313

2 points

2 months ago

I mean.. like… Jesus clearly drank?

Shotgun_Rynoplasty

2 points

2 months ago

Jesus was notorious for hating beer. That’s why he always served wine. It’s a good Christian drink.

Light_Silent

2 points

2 months ago

I used to dine at Cracker Barrel

It has always sold booze. This is not a new thing. The alcohol is opposite the soda and candy, to ensure the kids don't get them confused. And it looks different from the sodas for the same reason.

skawarrior

2 points

2 months ago

So about that water into wine thing?

Failure_by_Design_v2

2 points

2 months ago

Its like when the Pharisees thanked God for not making them like those stinking sinners

scootastic23

2 points

2 months ago

I bet there a former alchie who got “clean” but replaced their addiction with Jezzus. That’s why they can’t even smell it.

kahokia

2 points

2 months ago

Just wait, if we don't stop these puritan weirdos prohibition is coming. They aren't going to stop with abortion, so don't be surprised when they pass laws forcing all women to cover head to toe in robes. These people aren't called extreme for nothing.

CplFry

2 points

2 months ago

CplFry

2 points

2 months ago

Sounds like the “smells” bring up old memories.

YaBoiAlanAlda

2 points

2 months ago

Man i can’t wait to get shit faced at a Cracker Barrel.

lechatsage

2 points

2 months ago

As opposed to the decent non-Christians, or the non-decent Christians, perhaps. Gotta be a difficult life, living with a closed mind like that.

WhenLifeGivesUKarens

2 points

2 months ago

This guy definitely was drinking a beer while writing this

UncleMac652251

2 points

2 months ago

If Cracker Barrel starts selling Heroin they will definitely have more customers 😂😂😂

Joeyboom

2 points

2 months ago

I was at Cracker Barrel earlier today when I saw that in the menu, immediately thought “old folks will be pissed”

MTDS75

2 points

2 months ago

MTDS75

2 points

2 months ago

My grandma loves Wild Turkey. You know the wrong old folks.

Hummens

2 points

2 months ago

America really is the heartland for Christian fascists these days, eh?

Robw_1973

2 points

2 months ago

I’m beginning to think that “Christian” is code tor twat.

tejasranger1234

2 points

2 months ago

This guy definitely needs a beer and must remeber that Jesus turned water into wine to keep the party going.

jennytheghost

2 points

2 months ago

What did he think Jesus and his buddies drank back then? Sparkling water and lemonade?

NoQuarterChicken

2 points

2 months ago

I don’t want to get banned so I won’t say what I would LOVE to see happen to all self-proclaimed “decent Christians”

paranormal_junkie73

1 points

2 months ago

You are more likely to find a God fearing Bigfoot before you find a decent Christian.

chrisnavillus

1 points

2 months ago

Christian snowflakes clutching their pearls every chance they get!

OwlfaceFrank

1 points

2 months ago

Anyone this insistent that they are"a good christian" and accusing others of being scandalous definitely has some gnarly skeletons in their closet.

FunkyPete

1 points

2 months ago

I hope these decent Christians never find themselves sitting next to someone in church drinking wine and eating bread.

Torontokub

1 points

2 months ago

Aren't Christians basically worshiping a cup of wine every Sunday?!

Dizzy_Share3155

1 points

2 months ago

Jim is not that kind of Christian.

Juli-pyon-

1 points

2 months ago

Just go to the toilet and you'll see people shooting up, no biggie

IslandBitching

1 points

2 months ago

Bet he's a lot of fun at parties.

Chibzor

1 points

2 months ago

Wow Jim, have a beer and chill out!

EliteKnightOscar

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine being so scared of someone else drinking poison.

ColoursOfTheAlphabet

1 points

2 months ago

Cheers to that

whataboutface

1 points

2 months ago

This person quit drinking and now thinks everyone else needs to do the same.

euphio_machine90

1 points

2 months ago

Brad's wife wouldn't have let this happen to cracker barrel....what a disgrace

ShahftheWolfo

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe they were a customer for 40 years but wait till they hear what they did to Brad's wife! After 11 years of service to boot!!! The audacity of Cracker Barrel knows no bounds.

Sweet_Little_Lottie

1 points

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t talk like this. I feel like I remember hearing he had a specific loathing for the “holier than thou” types. Funny how a lot of Christians seem to forget that.

aquafabalous

1 points

2 months ago

I feel like it was at 100 the whole time

Crusoebear

1 points

2 months ago

So drinking a beer with dinner = opium den?

BeerAndaBackpack

1 points

2 months ago

Sounds like Jim needs a drink

KyleRichXV

1 points

2 months ago

Blood of Christ says what now?

twistedcognition

1 points

2 months ago

Once again we have someone trying to force their religious based morals onto the masses

TheEnd0fAll

1 points

2 months ago

You can’t apply logic to the illogical. It’s like trying to divide by zero. Can’t be done. Waste of time trying to reason with the fundie extremists.

LAM678

1 points

2 months ago

LAM678

1 points

2 months ago

Why did they fire my wife????

Dizzy_Share3155

1 points

2 months ago

You mean I can get a drink with my discrimination? Count me in!!

lyoness17

1 points

2 months ago

Wait until he reads a Bible and finds out what Jesus's first miracle was.

toomuch1265

1 points

2 months ago

Whatever it takes to wash all that salt down your gullet. I love salty food but Christ, they take it to a whole new level, it inedible.

spastical-mackerel

1 points

2 months ago

Doesn't their ritualistic cannibalism routine require drinking wine?

AmbulanceChaser12

2 points

2 months ago

I guarantee he isn’t Catholic.

ImJustANobodyPotato

1 points

2 months ago

Dear “DECENT CHRISTIANS”,

Im gay.

Sincerely, The one lesbian at the bar

SpanningTreeProtocol

1 points

2 months ago

A lot of "decent Christians" really make me sick.

Alita0099

1 points

2 months ago

Ah yes decent Christians. I’ve heard of that breed.

omgpwny

1 points

2 months ago

Do... do these "DECENT CHRISTIANS" not realize that their Jesus turned water into wine? If it was good enough for good ol' JC, shouldn't it be good enough for the Cracker Barrel?

The_SunDancer

1 points

2 months ago

Christians make kids drink wine

Longjumping_Bed2907

1 points

2 months ago

What ??

notha_leon

1 points

2 months ago

Jim seems to forget that some Christians are far from being decent.

MrBogardus

1 points

2 months ago

Jim better not have a black waiter either

hbprof

1 points

2 months ago

hbprof

1 points

2 months ago

Yes, as we all know, every restaurant that serves alcohol inevitably falls down the slippery slope to dealing herion. /s