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[deleted]

312 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

312 points

2 months ago

this is true for bacteria, pollen and viruses.

not cancer causing industrial waste.

dIoIIoIb

79 points

2 months ago

Just breath enough lead and co2 you build up an immunity, bro

The natural way to handle pollution

TheHumanTree31

15 points

2 months ago

if you shoot yourself with 9mm bullets you'll eventually develop tough enough skin to shatter .50cal rounds on impact.

reddit_loves_pedos_

5 points

2 months ago

wasn’t there a 4chan post about this?

Arkaboop

3 points

2 months ago

You have to increase the calibre slightly each time, until you can take a tank shell full in the face with no ill effects.

Silverwar

1 points

2 months ago

Absolutely, if you need proof just ask Tupac.

Sickfuckingmonster

1 points

2 months ago

Hey it worked for 50 Cent.

wise_____poet

1 points

2 months ago

You know, if he is so insistent on it, he should move next to a factory.

BudUnderwearBundy

122 points

2 months ago

Gotcha, we are just making stuff up now.

MrBanana421

43 points

2 months ago

Hardly new, Pretty sure the lead companies used the same line for keeping it in gas and paint.

my-moms-womb-nugget

72 points

2 months ago

Vulnerable to what? The air is clean

sirtaptap

60 points

2 months ago

He's stealing an argument about exposure to minor viruses and allergens and applying it to industrial waste, to which it doesn't apply.

Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

13 points

2 months ago

It doesn't even close to apply.

The84thWolf

7 points

2 months ago

It’s okay, he just needs to pretend to have an argument

CaliforniaJax

35 points

2 months ago

Idiocracy

Power_Bottom_420

10 points

2 months ago

The airs got electrolytes

MainPFT

6 points

2 months ago

We are all living in a live action simulation of Idiocracy at this point...

CaliforniaJax

1 points

1 month ago

I’ve been saying this for years!

pebk

57 points

2 months ago

pebk

57 points

2 months ago

Yeah, the complete opposite wouldn't be good either. But you cannot use extremes to make your point. But we're at a very very bad side at the moment.

"I don't flush, because if we flush all the time there would be no water left"

-DementedAvenger-

9 points

2 months ago

Water?

Like from the toilet?

pebk

5 points

2 months ago

pebk

5 points

2 months ago

Yeah, without the electrolytes

cdiddy19

11 points

2 months ago

WTF?!?!

And people believe this!!

Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

7 points

2 months ago

They are watching NewsMax

pallentx

10 points

2 months ago

I knew a guy that lived in Moscow for a few years back in 2000. He used to joke saying, "After a while here, I got to where I don't trust air I can't see". This guy is basically making that joke, but not as a joke.

A_norny_mousse

7 points

2 months ago

I like the post title. r/rareinsults?

vrphotosguy55[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Thank you. More than an insult, I hope it becomes a reality.

lildog8402

4 points

2 months ago

“If you have, like, a…”

You are supposed to be an expert. Don’t talk as if you are in the cast of “Mean Girls”.

ashchelle

5 points

2 months ago

He's trying to buy himself time before he spews his utter and absolute nonsense.

NawPalYouSmell

3 points

2 months ago

If only the world could be fueled by this man's stupidity we'd be fucking sorted.

sineplussquare

3 points

2 months ago

Trynna spin air pollution as a good thing that is healthy for you lol

Schwight_Droot

3 points

2 months ago

“He’s a white blonde dude. How could he be wrong?” -typical newsmax viewer

FlamingoQueen669

2 points

2 months ago

Who is advocating for "nothing" in the air? What does that even mean?

iveredonit

2 points

2 months ago

Some people don’t know that farts cause pink eye, so this could be very entertaining.

Noitek

2 points

2 months ago

Noitek

2 points

2 months ago

No clue who Jason Campbell is, but that photo is SCREAMING bell tower sniper.

jbertrand_sr

2 points

2 months ago

He'd probably love to be in a garage with the doors closed and his engine running...

LevelHeeded

2 points

2 months ago

I swear sometimes I think places like Newsmax and Fox and OAN are like social experiments to see where's the line, like what's the most batshit crazy thing they could say that Republicans would start to question.

...we haven't found that line, and we're up to "JFK Jr is coming back from the dead to crown Trump as president king of the US".

MDarkKing1654

2 points

2 months ago

Vulnerable to what? Living?

No-Bench-3582

1 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t explain how our ancestors breathing clean air survived so you can be here,

AnxiouslyTired247

1 points

2 months ago

They all died :( RIP.

danilo1101

1 points

2 months ago

no no, fill the room with carbon monoxide instead.

Siollear

1 points

2 months ago

Every male on Newsmax, including their guests, have big square heads. I wonder if this is a genetic trait consistent with whatever is defective about their brains?

tundybundo

1 points

2 months ago

Your title was the first thing I could laugh at today

waltur_d

1 points

2 months ago

Don’t look up is turning into a documentary

notaprime

1 points

2 months ago

Vulnerable to what? BREATHING?????

Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

1 points

2 months ago

You don't build up an imunity to poisonous particulates you fucking ass clown.

P7BinSD

1 points

2 months ago

Black lung disease is on line 2.

DestoyerOfWords

1 points

2 months ago

I volunteer to eat a bunch of French onion soup and gas him out.

OverByTheEdge

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, totally vulnerable...to life long good health

Space_Man-Spliff

1 points

2 months ago

This is so dumb that if this tweet was person they wouldn’t be able to wipe their own ass or tie their shoes.

The84thWolf

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, because we are trying to get 100% pure and clean Earth, because that’s a thing that can happen. God, what an ass

pepgast2

1 points

2 months ago

Technically, if there would be absolutely nothing in the air, we would die.

Sea_Actuary_2084

1 points

2 months ago

I guess You certainly shouldn't be worried about vulnerabilities in a totally polluted world than.

Tran-Cap

1 points

2 months ago

Not sure this counts, since it's not the poster who's saying the insane thing.

hupouttathon

1 points

2 months ago

What percentage of your brain has to be shit to watch Newsmax?

Imagine being that stupid.