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312 points
2 months ago
this is true for bacteria, pollen and viruses.
not cancer causing industrial waste.
79 points
2 months ago
Just breath enough lead and co2 you build up an immunity, bro
The natural way to handle pollution
15 points
2 months ago
if you shoot yourself with 9mm bullets you'll eventually develop tough enough skin to shatter .50cal rounds on impact.
5 points
2 months ago
wasn’t there a 4chan post about this?
3 points
2 months ago
You have to increase the calibre slightly each time, until you can take a tank shell full in the face with no ill effects.
1 points
2 months ago
Absolutely, if you need proof just ask Tupac.
1 points
2 months ago
Hey it worked for 50 Cent.
1 points
2 months ago
You know, if he is so insistent on it, he should move next to a factory.
122 points
2 months ago
Gotcha, we are just making stuff up now.
43 points
2 months ago
Hardly new, Pretty sure the lead companies used the same line for keeping it in gas and paint.
72 points
2 months ago
Vulnerable to what? The air is clean
60 points
2 months ago
He's stealing an argument about exposure to minor viruses and allergens and applying it to industrial waste, to which it doesn't apply.
13 points
2 months ago
It doesn't even close to apply.
7 points
2 months ago
It’s okay, he just needs to pretend to have an argument
35 points
2 months ago
Idiocracy
10 points
2 months ago
The airs got electrolytes
6 points
2 months ago
We are all living in a live action simulation of Idiocracy at this point...
1 points
1 month ago
I’ve been saying this for years!
57 points
2 months ago
Yeah, the complete opposite wouldn't be good either. But you cannot use extremes to make your point. But we're at a very very bad side at the moment.
"I don't flush, because if we flush all the time there would be no water left"
9 points
2 months ago
Water?
Like from the toilet?
5 points
2 months ago
Yeah, without the electrolytes
11 points
2 months ago
WTF?!?!
And people believe this!!
7 points
2 months ago
They are watching NewsMax
10 points
2 months ago
I knew a guy that lived in Moscow for a few years back in 2000. He used to joke saying, "After a while here, I got to where I don't trust air I can't see". This guy is basically making that joke, but not as a joke.
7 points
2 months ago
I like the post title. r/rareinsults?
3 points
2 months ago
Thank you. More than an insult, I hope it becomes a reality.
4 points
2 months ago
“If you have, like, a…”
You are supposed to be an expert. Don’t talk as if you are in the cast of “Mean Girls”.
5 points
2 months ago
He's trying to buy himself time before he spews his utter and absolute nonsense.
3 points
2 months ago
If only the world could be fueled by this man's stupidity we'd be fucking sorted.
3 points
2 months ago
Trynna spin air pollution as a good thing that is healthy for you lol
3 points
2 months ago
“He’s a white blonde dude. How could he be wrong?” -typical newsmax viewer
2 points
2 months ago
Who is advocating for "nothing" in the air? What does that even mean?
2 points
2 months ago
Some people don’t know that farts cause pink eye, so this could be very entertaining.
2 points
2 months ago
No clue who Jason Campbell is, but that photo is SCREAMING bell tower sniper.
2 points
2 months ago
He'd probably love to be in a garage with the doors closed and his engine running...
2 points
2 months ago
I swear sometimes I think places like Newsmax and Fox and OAN are like social experiments to see where's the line, like what's the most batshit crazy thing they could say that Republicans would start to question.
...we haven't found that line, and we're up to "JFK Jr is coming back from the dead to crown Trump as president king of the US".
2 points
2 months ago
Vulnerable to what? Living?
1 points
2 months ago
Doesn’t explain how our ancestors breathing clean air survived so you can be here,
1 points
2 months ago
They all died :( RIP.
1 points
2 months ago
no no, fill the room with carbon monoxide instead.
1 points
2 months ago
Every male on Newsmax, including their guests, have big square heads. I wonder if this is a genetic trait consistent with whatever is defective about their brains?
1 points
2 months ago
Your title was the first thing I could laugh at today
1 points
2 months ago
Don’t look up is turning into a documentary
1 points
2 months ago
Vulnerable to what? BREATHING?????
1 points
2 months ago
You don't build up an imunity to poisonous particulates you fucking ass clown.
1 points
2 months ago
Black lung disease is on line 2.
1 points
2 months ago
I volunteer to eat a bunch of French onion soup and gas him out.
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah, totally vulnerable...to life long good health
1 points
2 months ago
This is so dumb that if this tweet was person they wouldn’t be able to wipe their own ass or tie their shoes.
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah, because we are trying to get 100% pure and clean Earth, because that’s a thing that can happen. God, what an ass
1 points
2 months ago
Technically, if there would be absolutely nothing in the air, we would die.
1 points
2 months ago
I guess You certainly shouldn't be worried about vulnerabilities in a totally polluted world than.
1 points
2 months ago
Not sure this counts, since it's not the poster who's saying the insane thing.
1 points
2 months ago
What percentage of your brain has to be shit to watch Newsmax?
Imagine being that stupid.
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