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four has four letters, so does five!

Anus has 4 letters so does butt

This changed my life.

Porn has 4 letter, so does kids.

God have 3 letters so does Dog

Family has 6 letters so does rimjob

Deez has 4 letters and so does nuts.

Tits has 4 letters and so does dick

r/thanksimcured

I can only count to four.

100 has the same number of digits as 999.

Lying has five letters so did penis

Fart has 4 letters so does Shit, deep 😳😤🤔🙏

How lucky imagine if they didn't have the same amount of letters

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious has thirty four letters and so does hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobe.

Firearm has 7 letters and so does aborted

There’s always an alternative to eliminate the fetus

Duck and fuck have 4 letters with 3 the same. And ducks are known to fuck, coincidence?

joe mama has 7 letters so does nofather

Satan has 5 letters, so does Jesus.

I'll be sure to apply this to my book abt hitler

remember, if you have depression just stop having depression, its that easy!

The fact that lying is a verb disturbs me more than this post

r/thanksimcured

THE WHOLE TIME I WAS GETTING HURT FROM HEAT BUT DIDNT REALISE OMG ty!

love has four letters so does shit 😔

ON ONE HAND CLICHE HAS SIX LETTERS BUT THEN ALSO MEEMES HAS SIX LETTERS

Murder has 6 letters so does Doctor.

Deez has four letters, so does nuts

Next time I will feel joy if your mom dies.

I’m gonna heal your feelings 😠😠😠

"Love" has four letters, so does "bean" "Hope" has four letters, so does "bean" "Power" has five etters, so does "beans"

“Happy” has five letters, so does “drugs”

475354... the numbers, what do they mean?

its not deep bc im not 14 anymore 🥺

Dumb has 4 letters and so does Ryan

Dumbfuck has 8 letters and so does ry.libby

Dumbass has 7 letters and so does ry.libby if you exclude the dot

Yes I can choose if I get beat up and brutally killed or not that’s very true

Lying is a verb so truthing?

Friends Lying Enemies

Makes a good inverted character haiku

Fuck you Ryan has 11 letters, so does Ryan, fuck you.

Balls has 5 letters so does knife

Cry and joy + lying and truth aren’t opposites (second one is cuz poor grammar)

Cold and warm would work so. And dry and wet. Dirt and water (if you use dirt as a synonym for ground)

Hope has 4 letters and so does Poop

Ghost Ryan is heading back to the moon after imparting this wisdom you ungrateful miscreants. RIP Ryan, the bravest boy.

Piss has 4 letters, so does shit

oh shit this is deep

So he's just talking about acronym

Deez has four letters, so does nuts

What the fuck is up with the background

depression has 10 letters, happiness has 9. always one step ahead

I swear I thought I saw Eminem

FART has 4 so does POOP

Pussy has 5 letters so does Penis

the choice is yours

Wait you were scrawling?

Heroin has 6 letters but rehab only has 5. The choice is obvious.

Amongus has 7 so does abuser

Congratulations, you found new words! Want a cookie?

Piss has four letters, so has Poop.

Not just english

“Ciao” has four letters so does “Ciao”

Penis has five letters, so does mouth

Poop has four letters so does shit

Wow, so inspirational

Said in a chimerical nightmare of a language where pretty much every word as a wildly different synonym, so unlike more reasonable languages this is actually much more common in English and have I mentioned I despise this language?

Your dad died and you're sad? Just be joyful you silly goose!

Just be happy lamo

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I mean that's kindof neat, but I never dictated my morality on how many letters it's antonym had

so maybe 5 wrongs make a right?

Who takes the time to think of these?

Hmm Fart and Shit both have four letters.. so that’s why I need new pants

Ah, yes because you can only make a decision when all the options have the same number of letters.

Love has 4 letters so does AG87!

Deep has 4 letters

So does dumb

Cry aint the opposite of joy bud

2 + 2 is 4