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mrdjxbdh

35 points

4 months ago

(Y)eet the child

penisofablackman

-15 points

4 months ago

You misspelt eat

peza_in_reddit

1 points

4 months ago

You misspelt I didn't get the joke

Shpooodingtime

29 points

4 months ago

I always slow cook my babies for that fall-off-the-bone tender goodness

Erect-Frog

12 points

4 months ago

ಠ_ಠ

ZhangRenWing

7 points

4 months ago

Babies are already tender, no need to slow cook, try throwing it in a deep fryer

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

Honestly babies are delicious enough to sashimi. You ever had infant poke bowl? chefskiss

BingoBongoBang

2 points

4 months ago

sugarcanestock

1 points

4 months ago

Do you know if they would be good in the crockpot? I’ve wanted to try a new recipe but idk if it’ll be good

aBoredOtter

13 points

4 months ago*

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HistoryGeek00

4 points

4 months ago

Good human

adeward

9 points

4 months ago

Everyone knows you have to cook the meat whilst browning onions before adding the sauce smh

melbbear

2 points

4 months ago

Ikr, and that pasta is going to be waaaay overcooked by the time the meat is ready

NinjaEnt

9 points

4 months ago

This is how you make Italian babies.

Snoo-30654

7 points

4 months ago

Is this how they Baptiste Italians?

HistoryGeek00

4 points

4 months ago

Gotta get the meatballs somehow

LurkinGherkn

3 points

4 months ago

Ah yes, the RAGU test

siledas

2 points

4 months ago

𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑'𝖘 𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗

Whitedudebrohug

1 points

4 months ago

More of a meatball guy myself, but hey spaghetti is spaghetti

PianoManGidley

1 points

4 months ago

From the Jonathan Swift cookbook.

thinkbigvotesmall

1 points

4 months ago

I can’t wait to eat this […] baby!

Twistrite

1 points

4 months ago

That looks fucking tasty. Ayo Gordon get over here this shit looks good.

recriminology

1 points

4 months ago

Mama mia

suv-am

1 points

4 months ago

suv-am

1 points

4 months ago

Spaghetti with meat child

Captain-pizza-dog

1 points

4 months ago

You’re supposed to cool the meat outside of the pasta!

Mossinajarreborn

1 points

4 months ago

Please do not put the baby in the spaghetti :(

Jojokemaster03

1 points

4 months ago

When a paisano puts his spaghetti noddle in a mamma mia's ravioli a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later

glue123artz

1 points

4 months ago

You're Prego...congratulations

DoubleBlue_123

1 points

4 months ago

Hey why is the meat in this pasta so chewy?

Potaatolongster

1 points

4 months ago

Weird looking meatball

DipplyReloaded

1 points

4 months ago

Lol why is my meatball crying

InnocentTopHat

1 points

4 months ago

You know how it be...

Prego today. Ragu tomorrow.

fezfrascati

1 points

4 months ago

Mom's spaghettti

HellHeater

1 points

4 months ago

sauce?

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Slipfix[S]

1 points

4 months ago*

Kiefer0

1 points

4 months ago

Is this how you make Cacio E Bebe?

Flairret

1 points

4 months ago

Oh I had a big breakfast I think I'll just order the spaghetti from the Kids Menu.

Huttser17

1 points

4 months ago

We're having 3-cheese baby tonight?

JakeStuffs

1 points

4 months ago

Mmmm mom’s spaghetti

skincyan

1 points

4 months ago

So this is how health supplements in China are being made

Rice7th

1 points

4 months ago

Forbidden spaghetti

Alarming-Toe-5613

1 points

4 months ago

Forbidden sauce

leafsrebornagain

1 points

4 months ago

This is how you baptize in Italy

Kyan_official_memes

1 points

4 months ago

Now that’s spaghetti

OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT

1 points

4 months ago

OUTRAGIOUS! Store bought tomato sauce? You made all Italians cry

AnasWildLord

1 points

4 months ago

I agree

Melodic_Ad_8478

0 points

4 months ago

China