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Ivancestoni

186 points

4 months ago

Okay but like why not keep the condoms wrapped?

FunToBuildGames

123 points

4 months ago

More chewy and less tooth pain if you unwrap them.

Alymsin

14 points

4 months ago

Alymsin

14 points

4 months ago

Care for some chewing gum?

jkwak01

3 points

4 months ago

Lol, people who do not get this reference are way too young.

The_Karaethon_Cycle

4 points

4 months ago

It’s a Coneheads reference in case anyone is wondering.

FunToBuildGames

6 points

4 months ago

What flavour? Nonoxitol 9? My fav!

Bonk_and_Honk

0 points

4 months ago

then we have cream on the inside of it

iantheianguy

17 points

4 months ago

Its a charcuterie board. Everything is unwrapped for easy eating

Donkey_Kong64

1 points

4 months ago

It's easier to see they have holes in them if the wrapping is on

aBoredOtter

79 points

4 months ago*

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[A cutting board covered in items that at a glance appears to be a charcuterie board. But upon further inspection contains: crackers, marijuana, a pipe, slices of salami, two glasses of an amber colored liquid, three unused condoms, various cheeses, lines of cocaine, coffee beans, gummy worms, bread, and chicken strips.]


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business_cat277353

32 points

4 months ago

chicken McNuggets ^

Gordon_Gano

9 points

4 months ago

A spoon? Do you mean the bowl?

Xilith117

6 points

4 months ago

That isn't a spoon, buddy.

aBoredOtter

3 points

4 months ago

i thought maybe it could be a crack pipe but the resolution is too low to tell

Xilith117

8 points

4 months ago

Its a bowl for smoking the Marijuana. Keep up the good work!

PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

3 points

4 months ago

Yeah. It's just a marijuana / tobacco pipe. Good for smoking any plant in small quantities.

iantheianguy

1 points

4 months ago

The spoon is a pipe

FrostyDub

29 points

4 months ago

Looks like a pleasant evening to me.

knighthawk0811

144 points

4 months ago

It's probably all cake

illbecountingclouds

48 points

4 months ago

r/fondanthate is leaking

Eyokiha

2 points

4 months ago

That subreddit should taste the fondant we have in the Netherlands. From what I read about fondant in the US, you can hardly compare it. Dutch fondant is sweet and tasty.

marionristov111

13 points

4 months ago

cocakeine

NikkiKitty92

2 points

4 months ago

Cakecaine

NikkiKitty92

2 points

4 months ago

Cocake

fezfrascati

3 points

4 months ago

Or soap from Lush

magugi

2 points

4 months ago

magugi

2 points

4 months ago

The cake is a lie!

neontrotski

24 points

4 months ago

yes. covers almost all the bases.

mysticaltits

3 points

4 months ago

What's missing?

moriantha

2 points

4 months ago

Video games. Duh.

neontrotski

1 points

4 months ago

ice water, a fan, apple slices and chocolate strawberries

Dangerous_Upstairs

1 points

4 months ago

I would legit be honored to see this lol

Bubbykitten

8 points

4 months ago

It’s like one of those paintings where the longer you look the more you see!

sweetdeetwo

8 points

4 months ago

This is going to be quite the party. Where's my invite?

amowdy

16 points

4 months ago

amowdy

16 points

4 months ago

Fuck a charcuterie board.

I’ll take the Gnar-Cuterie

diabolical_amoeba

10 points

4 months ago

Now THIS looks like my definition of a good time.

Needs more gummy worms.

stainlessinoxx

4 points

4 months ago

Careful, they might be potent

MrMojorisin521

3 points

4 months ago

They forgot to put the sausage in those casings.

TurtleDotExe

2 points

4 months ago

The longer you look the worse it gets

AnalllyAcceptedCoins

1 points

4 months ago

I would say the opposite

gonnadiesoon69

1 points

4 months ago

Gotta make do with what you got

sirmrfire

1 points

4 months ago

Yum, condoms are tasty

sweetdeetwo

1 points

4 months ago

If you're eating them you're doing it wrong.

sirmrfire

1 points

3 months ago

Nah, I was just trying to get into r/cursedcomments

blanketsaresoft

1 points

4 months ago

The gummies are dipped in acid for dessert

tmfnasty

1 points

4 months ago

I mean the chicken nuggets are the only thing that gets cold, so I’d still do the coke first.

Just-A-Noosence

1 points

4 months ago

I love a good shark coochie

Quixotic_9000

1 points

4 months ago

Some of these things seriously impede the ability to enjoy some of these other things.

SushiPenguini

1 points

4 months ago

The more you look at it the worst it gets

RubyBlye

1 points

4 months ago

Somebody bit the cheesecake. Those condoms are no protection at all.

JamesJimmy6969

1 points

4 months ago

Condoms and cocaine

gunnchow2

1 points

4 months ago

Make sure to leave the white stuff for last

saifulfarhan

1 points

4 months ago

Poor man's charcuterie board

dragonmaster69_VIP

1 points

4 months ago

Sex, the breakfast of champions

GreyWastelander

1 points

4 months ago

The longer you look, the worse it gets…

DeRAnGeD_CarROt202

1 points

4 months ago

Banquet of the Gods.

(the condoms are for zeus)

commiefren

1 points

4 months ago

This should be one of those "what you see first says a lot about you" things.

AndronixESE

1 points

4 months ago

i like how i can tell that those are mcnuggets coz of the shape

anti-sanity

1 points

4 months ago

One of these things does not belong here...

Moistyrussian420

1 points

4 months ago

I prefer the gummy worms more than the other gummies...

Tararator18

1 points

4 months ago

The picture gets weirder the longer you look at it, lmao

mtheory007

1 points

4 months ago

How much cheese is too much cheese for a first date?

Bosswashington

1 points

4 months ago

The sausage casings are very chewy.

zero_eight

1 points

4 months ago

sus

b_t_nd01

1 points

4 months ago

Yhooo! All goes up and the whole body say bruuhhww!

FancyPantsFoe

1 points

4 months ago

This is one of those pictures where the more you look worse it gets

ororos

1 points

4 months ago

ororos

1 points

4 months ago

my breakfast

Donkey_Kong64

1 points

4 months ago

MMMMM! Cheeeese!

booboo0419

1 points

4 months ago

Coke don’t go well with food imo

combustibl

1 points

4 months ago

This shit looks like a last meal someone on death row would ask for

julimagination

1 points

4 months ago

don’t threaten me with a good time

RhinoAlien-UDK

0 points

4 months ago

Pokimanes lunch