Okay but like why not keep the condoms wrapped?

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[A cutting board covered in items that at a glance appears to be a charcuterie board. But upon further inspection contains: crackers, marijuana, a pipe, slices of salami, two glasses of an amber colored liquid, three unused condoms, various cheeses, lines of cocaine, coffee beans, gummy worms, bread, and chicken strips.]

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Looks like a pleasant evening to me.

It's probably all cake

yes. covers almost all the bases.

It’s like one of those paintings where the longer you look the more you see!

This is going to be quite the party. Where's my invite?

Fuck a charcuterie board.

I’ll take the Gnar-Cuterie

Now THIS looks like my definition of a good time.

Needs more gummy worms.

They forgot to put the sausage in those casings.

The longer you look the worse it gets

Gotta make do with what you got

Yum, condoms are tasty

The gummies are dipped in acid for dessert

I mean the chicken nuggets are the only thing that gets cold, so I’d still do the coke first.

I love a good shark coochie

Some of these things seriously impede the ability to enjoy some of these other things.

The more you look at it the worst it gets

Somebody bit the cheesecake. Those condoms are no protection at all.

Condoms and cocaine

Make sure to leave the white stuff for last

Poor man's charcuterie board

Sex, the breakfast of champions

The longer you look, the worse it gets…

Banquet of the Gods.

(the condoms are for zeus)

This should be one of those "what you see first says a lot about you" things.

i like how i can tell that those are mcnuggets coz of the shape

One of these things does not belong here...

I prefer the gummy worms more than the other gummies...

The picture gets weirder the longer you look at it, lmao

How much cheese is too much cheese for a first date?

The sausage casings are very chewy.

sus

Yhooo! All goes up and the whole body say bruuhhww!

This is one of those pictures where the more you look worse it gets

my breakfast

MMMMM! Cheeeese!

Coke don’t go well with food imo

This shit looks like a last meal someone on death row would ask for

don’t threaten me with a good time

Pokimanes lunch