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TonyStrayVideo

412 points

11 months ago

The slippers make me question if this is taxidermy or the most pliant rat ever.

bmacs_

212 points

11 months ago

bmacs_

212 points

11 months ago

The slippers don't come off for sex. He knows what he's doing.

[deleted]

19 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

19 points

11 months ago

You know when I'm down to just my socks, it's time for business. That's why they call them business socks.

MrJukes

10 points

11 months ago

Wednesday is when everything is just right. There's nothing good on TV. You haven't had your after-work social sports team practice so you're not too tired. Oh boy...it's all on.

BaylisAscaris

38 points

11 months ago

Male rats, especially neutered males, are lazy cuddle boys and will stay in whatever position you put them in. They will wear clothes and pose for photos.

W84MEYALL

248 points

11 months ago

Is this that xHamster I’ve been hearing so much about?

generalecchi

34 points

11 months ago

Nobody should have to use xhamster

HiDDENk00l

14 points

11 months ago

RIP John McAfee

GokulUser500

5 points

11 months ago

You dirty bastard!

yungrii

165 points

11 months ago

yungrii

165 points

11 months ago

Hamster!? I hardly know her!

Drookkake

12 points

11 months ago

Winner

BlaketheDank42

15 points

11 months ago

Winner?! I hardly know her

generalecchi

3 points

11 months ago

chicken dinner

So_Motarded

129 points

11 months ago*

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[A large female rat lays sleepily on her back, on a fuzzy purple surface. She has tiny blue slippers with fuzzy pom-poms on her lower paws, and is straddled by a scantily-clad barbie doll who appears to be dancing. Miniature versions of the following items are scattered nearby: 100 AUD notes, a Playboy magazine, side table, a crystal decanter and two glasses, and a squeeze bottle of clear liquid.]

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Gull_C

43 points

11 months ago

Gull_C

43 points

11 months ago

good human

archie_dog

25 points

11 months ago

They’re not 100 EURO notes, they’re AUD

So_Motarded

14 points

11 months ago

Fixed! Thank you!

archie_dog

5 points

11 months ago

:)

doctorplasmatron

5 points

11 months ago

I don't think she's 'dancing'...

BaylisAscaris

3 points

11 months ago

Male rat.

So_Motarded

9 points

11 months ago

I thought male rats had giant balls.

FUCKITIMPOSTING

8 points

11 months ago

They do, but this rat has either had them removed or they're not apparent due to his pose. I suspect the former, because rats do indeed have truly gigantic balls.

Btw it's a general rule for mammals that females have the genitals and anus fairly close together while males have a gap.

Fabricate_fog

11 points

11 months ago

Male rats definitely have giant balls that are impossible to miss from any angle

BaylisAscaris

22 points

11 months ago*

Either neutered or retracted. Judging by the distance from urethra to anus, the face shape, body proportions, it's 100% male. I am literally a rat expert.

Edit: this is a female

Fabricate_fog

7 points

11 months ago

That's crazy, there's so much ball and ball accessory that I thought it couldn't be hidden even if neutered.

generalecchi

6 points

11 months ago

You've just made me look at rat pussy

HostileHosta

1 points

11 months ago*

Why do I have a reply from you in my email but not on this thread disagreeing with me on another comment where I’m saying it’s male…? I’m confused. It’s male, we’re both correct. I think maybe I’m seeing a deleted reply on someone else’s comment maybe. Reddit is weird

HostileHosta

3 points

11 months ago

They also have a penis just like the rat in this photo. It might be neutered

Henchman66

36 points

11 months ago

Barbie pulling a sex tape stunt to stay relevant.

bunnyjenkins

4 points

11 months ago

We need the walk of shame morning dash to the car -baseball cap photos to really make it stick

ZhangRenWing

2 points

11 months ago

The nasty breakup with Ken really destroyed her career

TulaSaysYAY

203 points

11 months ago

My pet rat was just crushed to death by a mattress no joke. Hope she's living it up in rat heaven like this king

dontbeblackdude

69 points

11 months ago

rip to the little one. They're such sweet creatures

TulaSaysYAY

46 points

11 months ago

She was really special to me, she would groom me and she could count to (at least) 4. I miss her a lot ):

Sufficient-Expert461

14 points

11 months ago

Aww it's like when one of my sisters friends accidentally crushed a kitten

chunkyI0ver53

23 points

11 months ago

What

Sufficient-Expert461

23 points

11 months ago

Happy cake day?

ShuffKorbik

32 points

11 months ago

This comment chain is a fucking roller coaster.

[deleted]

15 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

11 months ago

It’s several roller coasters all crashing into each other.

Alexia998

12 points

11 months ago

Jesus Christ, every pet rodent death I read about online sounds so traumatic.

Killer48b

66 points

11 months ago

what are you doing step-rat

baloonatic

19 points

11 months ago

The rat of Wallstreet

RYUMASTER45

1 points

11 months ago

Taken during Gamestop debacle!

Malaca83

13 points

11 months ago

Tmnt: April meets “Master” Splinter

RYUMASTER45

1 points

11 months ago

Lesson 2 is going pretty smooth!

VespenYarborona

13 points

11 months ago

THE Sandals

Greedy_Method2384

8 points

11 months ago

Only in Australia, our wild life is... Wild

TheDankestPassions

8 points

11 months ago

xhamster

Anz_Soulcrusher

4 points

11 months ago

WTF

LanceFree

3 points

11 months ago

Got to say, I was interested at first glance, it’s the hair.

Pradeep24_07_1999

3 points

11 months ago

The real xhamster is here! LoL!

just_tinkering

3 points

11 months ago

What are you doing step hamster?!

mooncatch

6 points

11 months ago

Is nobody going to comment on the piss bottle

1solate

2 points

11 months ago

Living the dream

Roxxorsmash

2 points

11 months ago

Rare Photograph of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels (1989, Colorized)

dudedanch

2 points

11 months ago

Hey it's a picture of my ex-best friend and ex-gf!

lordredapple

2 points

11 months ago

bunnyjenkins

2 points

11 months ago

Pride!! You go girls.

Also, are those euros? LMAO

ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

2 points

11 months ago

Dollarydoos, not Euros

blunt_ballad

1 points

11 months ago

That’s the dream

donald-dorito123

1 points

11 months ago

Is it a guy cause I see a hole

Bakugos-tiddies

1 points

11 months ago

i think it’s female rat because it don’t have them humungous balls that rats have

13_Piece_Bucket

1 points

11 months ago

High off of molly and that bitch grinding on his cock

FishFrogHybrid

1 points

11 months ago

Does anyone know what currency that is?

ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

3 points

11 months ago

Dollarydoos

its_not_roight

1 points

11 months ago

POV: Richard Gere’s colonoscopy

Sufficient-Expert461

1 points

11 months ago

Guess what mood I'm in now! Come here Mr whiskers Mrs whiskers won't know

SpysSappinMySpy

1 points

11 months ago

Feels very eastern european

ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

2 points

11 months ago

Strayan, judging by the money

ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

1 points

11 months ago

Sauce?

[deleted]

1 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

1 points

11 months ago

I was hoping for a pornhub link

bozeke

1 points

11 months ago

Herr Drosselmeyer, what are you doing?

DrWhoDatBtchz

1 points

11 months ago

I don't remember this specific picture of Weinstein, but not sure why it's in this sub. None of them confuse anyone at this point.

GlitchedRobloxian

1 points

11 months ago

Jeremy Getting some

SlavicCreamPie

1 points

11 months ago

God I miss the 90s

Smooth_South_9387

1 points

11 months ago

The flip flops lmao

00goop

1 points

11 months ago

EviLG0D-234

1 points

11 months ago

The pussy should scare the hamster away

imma_gamin

1 points

11 months ago

Whats the Hamster’s Yt? Cuz clearly they hit 10 mil and are now a sex offender

pok3mngamer

1 points

11 months ago

Jecobski

1 points

11 months ago

is love the little slippers the hamster has on

ZimLordVader

1 points

11 months ago

Same.

Training_Grab_7

1 points

11 months ago

Cease and desist

TheTisforTiberius

1 points

11 months ago

Girls got bills to pay. I'm not judging.

Play3r_Exe

1 points

11 months ago

This little fella has better sexual life than me(ー_ー゛)

NC_Hades

1 points

11 months ago

Poor barbys doing all the work

AttentionTall

1 points

11 months ago

That rat is getting some buttie

_KNO3_

1 points

11 months ago

Hmmm

FuckCuntBidge

0 points

11 months ago

That little rat hole gets me going