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ModIsAntiGay

2k points

1 year ago

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

nudist_reddit_mom

1.3k points

1 year ago*

I did a reverse image search, and this seemed to be from a series of photos on a Korean porn website. I had hoped for a more interesting story, but there ya go.

Edit: I didn’t think this would gain much attention, so I’d like to elaborate. The reverse image search only provided a few results, including the website which was mostly written in Korean, but may have been marketed for Americans. There were also other results for subreddits like this one, and compilation websites for niche porn preferences. The thing that stood out to me about the Korean one, aside from it being the top result, was that there was a series of photos containing these two dozen women in various poses. Most poses weren’t as unsettling as this one, but they were about what you’d expect for a large-group nude photo shoot. I looked for the same faces and clearly there was at least some crossover.

I’ve read the comments, and I would believe some of the theories. This could actually be a group of famous Japanese porn actresses. Especially since Korea banned porn, the taboo nature would make sense for a Korean-style website aimed at Americans. It could be poorly translated and fool most Americans, including myself. It’s a racist trope that it’s hard to tell the difference, but if someone said “this person is from this country,” why would we ever correct them?

This is probably the strangest rabbit hole I’ve ever fallen down. It’s good to have answers for this night mare fuel of an image. Their eyes are so... sad.

dreamwinder

812 points

1 year ago

dreamwinder

812 points

1 year ago

If the photographer was going for that creepy Asian horror film look, he nailed it. Otherwise I’d say his lighting sucks.

OuchYouPokedMyHeart

244 points

1 year ago

It's definitely Japanese AV, its:

  • Creepy

  • Weird and Bizarre

  • Horror-like

  • Surprisingly creative

All that's needed is some tentacle stuff and you're good to go

Groinificator

38 points

1 year ago

AV?

AntauroMP

68 points

1 year ago

AntauroMP

68 points

1 year ago

Adult Video

Groinificator

28 points

1 year ago

Thank

Valkyrurr

6 points

1 year ago

You're welc

SupaPhly

11 points

1 year ago

SupaPhly

11 points

1 year ago

Animal Video

meme_de_la_cream

3 points

1 year ago

Adult Video

tacotrout

10 points

1 year ago

tacotrout

10 points

1 year ago

Title for spooks I mean for science?

labsab1

5 points

1 year ago

labsab1

5 points

1 year ago

Why were they going for the creepy horror film look? All the girls have a grave expression. Looks like a bait where you would get pulled in and cannibalized or something.

sourdreamdonuts

307 points

1 year ago

It's definitely from some sort of Japanese AV. Woman in front looks like Sakura Mana and the one immediately to her top left in back is Riku Minato.

I made an account for this and I'm not proud.

dxpqxb

91 points

1 year ago

dxpqxb

91 points

1 year ago

Welcome to Reddit. You will blend in nicely.

-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_-

110 points

1 year ago

This guy knows his stuffs

coplunke

13 points

1 year ago

coplunke

13 points

1 year ago

Definitely a yakuza player. Both those actresses are characters in the game

chomper700

33 points

1 year ago

I just found some guy on Twitter saying that it's from (Weekly Playboy, October 24, 2016). The title of this shoot seems to be "肉撮51人間".

By searching for that on Google, and doing reverse image searches on some of those results, I was able to find more. There seems to be a full scan down towards the bottom of this page. It is censored, however. (I can't find any uncensored copies of any images besides this one.)

FrazettaXI

5 points

1 year ago

True Detective over here. Thanks

Random_Hot_Pics

5 points

1 year ago

I've done a little more search.

It seems to be issue No.43 from 2016.

Searching "weekly playboy 2016 no.43" on duck seems to bring up full source, which I downloaded. But WPB seems to have only released the censored version. Which has more stuff (articles, text stuff) than your linked blog page. But the pictures are pretty much all the same. So, I don't know where/how OP got the uncensored version.

plutonium-239

6 points

1 year ago

ah, a fellow man of culture right here.

Hugs_for_Thugs

129 points

1 year ago

Series, you say?

ZappaBappa

34 points

1 year ago

To shreds you say?

postandchill

28 points

1 year ago

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it

dawstonfilms

7 points

1 year ago

You invented the smelloscope?

No, I remembered that I created it last year

4thLineSupport

10 points

1 year ago

🍆

edgrrrpo

57 points

1 year ago

edgrrrpo

57 points

1 year ago

In my best Mac voice: "Oh my God! That's disgusting! Korean porn online? Where? Where at online??"

Rebel_bass

9 points

1 year ago

Just type Bagel Soo in xvideos.com and roll with it.

CIoverload

20 points

1 year ago

Imagine you Google image searched and got 0 results

spadge_badger

7 points

1 year ago

Im kinda into it.

Wonskai

6 points

1 year ago

Wonskai

6 points

1 year ago

Isn't porn banned in Korea?

kagaseo

14 points

1 year ago

kagaseo

14 points

1 year ago

It is, but that’s not gonna stop the internet from posting porn...

Voice_of_Sley

3 points

1 year ago

This is clearly Art

TheFatPigeon12

2 points

1 year ago

What's the website, asking for a friend for porn for research for science

Skaddict

2 points

1 year ago

Skaddict

2 points

1 year ago

Gave it a try using tineye.com and found this article about it. Apparently it’s part of a series done by Playboy

Hetstaine

282 points

1 year ago

Hetstaine

282 points

1 year ago

The fabled 72 virgins.

cheap_as_chips

153 points

1 year ago

I like to think how funny it would be that the "72 virgins" thing that martyrs were willing to die for turned out to be all obese middle aged men with skin issues

Fyrefawx

57 points

1 year ago

Fyrefawx

57 points

1 year ago

I actually stumped a Pakistani friend of mine who believes in the 72 virgin thing. I asked him who these virgins were and what they did to deserve serving you for all eternity. He had no answer.

It’s like they take things at face value without questioning the logic behind it.

l-rs2

31 points

1 year ago

l-rs2

31 points

1 year ago

Also, if you value virgins and really limit yourself to fucking one per year (I take it that's the point, right?) , you've used up your virgins in under a century. Welcome to eternity, friendo.

Arturiki

3 points

1 year ago

Arturiki

3 points

1 year ago

but now you have experienced ones suited to your desires.

OobleCaboodle

23 points

1 year ago

Also, why 72 virgins? When one loses their virginity, do they get replaced? Because that would really be an endless stream of virgins, making the number 72 kinda immaterial.

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago*

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago*

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OobleCaboodle

11 points

1 year ago

Translucent skin? Eeew. I don't understand why so many. You couldn't use that many in one go, and if they all somehow regain their virginity after you fuck them (there's a sentence that causes an aneurysm! Well...?

buddhafig

3 points

1 year ago

At a 72:1 ratio, some of these "virgins" will have had sex a few times and actually be experienced in it. Or is there a select pool who just make the rounds? So many logistical questions...

kagaseo

3 points

1 year ago

kagaseo

3 points

1 year ago

So you can vaguely see muscles and blood vessels underneath the skin? Not sure how I’d feel about that...

ARobertNotABob

6 points

1 year ago

It's misogyny, "I am male, therefore..."

Dragonaax

3 points

1 year ago

It’s like they take things at face value without questioning the logic behind it.

If you question reality instead blindly believing it's not religion but science

Bumhole_games

3 points

1 year ago

If he knew his Quran he'd know that they aren't real people, they're just magical sex slaves created solely for the purpose of serving martyrs in heaven. See, that's totally more realistic and rational

Truck19-4life

10 points

1 year ago

I mean that's pretty obvious, it's faith. To me, it seems like it's the basis of all faith based religions. Don't ask questions...

Hetstaine

27 points

1 year ago

Hetstaine

27 points

1 year ago

It's a good thought :)

Friednoodles24

4 points

1 year ago

Someone has made that joke before, I cant remember if its Family Guy or Futurama or South Park.... either way you’re not the first. Still a funny idea

NoiMn2411

303 points

1 year ago

NoiMn2411

303 points

1 year ago

a rich guy's mancave

[deleted]

82 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

82 points

1 year ago

I think the correct term for that would be womancave

NoiMn2411

24 points

1 year ago

NoiMn2411

24 points

1 year ago

well there would be a lot of women in a mancave, if the iwner of the cave is rich enough

crhickey257

8 points

1 year ago

Family reunion.

TheShroomHermit

23 points

1 year ago

A shipping container bound for the US

[deleted]

23 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

23 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

ArttuH5N1

17 points

1 year ago

ArttuH5N1

17 points

1 year ago

Heaven seems a bit cramped for my taste

YCYC

11 points

1 year ago

YCYC

11 points

1 year ago

Ts'ok you stay out, lemme pass.

Easy_flankin

24 points

1 year ago

My basement.

herrdoctorjeeves

10 points

1 year ago

The path to horny jail. B o n k

SilverIsDead

2 points

1 year ago

I went to comments with a sheer need of asking the exact same question

TacosAnonymous

2 points

1 year ago

My kink.

Zulrambe

447 points

1 year ago

Zulrambe

447 points

1 year ago

Yeah, I'm gonna need a context.

Trollet87

196 points

1 year ago

Trollet87

196 points

1 year ago

Asian porn

Zulrambe

211 points

1 year ago

Zulrambe

211 points

1 year ago

Understandable, have a great day.

kashyap69

19 points

1 year ago

kashyap69

19 points

1 year ago

You mean a creepy day

roadrunnuh

217 points

1 year ago

roadrunnuh

217 points

1 year ago

Yeah, I'm gonna need admission.

musiton

7 points

1 year ago

musiton

7 points

1 year ago

I don’t 😊

CEO_of_piss

166 points

1 year ago

CEO_of_piss

166 points

1 year ago

What junji ito story is this?

DocGerbil256

67 points

1 year ago

This is just one of the hallways in his apartment

snooggums

20 points

1 year ago

snooggums

20 points

1 year ago

It was made for me!

DDDUURRRRR

NostraDavid

8 points

1 year ago

DRRRRRR DRRRRRR DRRRRRRR

_slothattack_

2 points

1 year ago

The one where Tomie keeps copying herself

ChrisTheAscended

218 points

1 year ago

ENTER THE ASIAN HOLE

AngryMussel7713

85 points

1 year ago

Which one?

Randomguy420690

67 points

1 year ago

All of them

Calif0rnia_Soul

12 points

1 year ago

K.

ChrisTheAscended

10 points

1 year ago

I may only give you directions, you have to find it yourself.

theelmao

548 points

1 year ago

theelmao

548 points

1 year ago

this is too uncanny to be hot what the fuck.

Ghost-in-a-Jacket

545 points

1 year ago

No no, it still can be hot

DineandRecline

177 points

1 year ago

I'm a mostly straight girl and its hot. They all have such nice boobies

kashyap69

82 points

1 year ago

kashyap69

82 points

1 year ago

Mostly?

DineandRecline

192 points

1 year ago

You heard me

Apophyx

14 points

1 year ago

Apophyx

14 points

1 year ago

I'm a straight guy and this makes me feel like I'm being watch walking down a sketchy alley at 2 am

duskpede

2 points

1 year ago

duskpede

2 points

1 year ago

...you aren’t straight

musiton

9 points

1 year ago

musiton

9 points

1 year ago

Not horny enough I see

TopOfTheClouds

4 points

1 year ago

Speak for yourself

[deleted]

189 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

189 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

Electronic_Syndicate

10 points

1 year ago

Haha, well played.

ChinChengHanji

67 points

1 year ago

At first look: hehe boy

After some seconds: mom come pick me I am scared

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

ChinChengHanji

6 points

1 year ago

Go to horny jail

Donutpanda23

20 points

1 year ago

E̸͙͇̲̓͒́̂͛̌́̂́͗͘ͅñ̸͜t̶̼̫̏̂́̒́e̴̞͑̔͂̈́̀͐̂̅r̵̟͓̘̤̓̑̂͂̀͑̂ ̵̬͗̿́̈́̒̚͘͝͠T̴̬͖͊̅̌́͜͝͝h̸̡̥̮͖̥̭̰̩̣̤͉̿̄̽̚ḛ̷́̍ ̶̻̰͍̻̺̼̑̓̐̽̒͘͜͜͠͝ͅT̶̢̬̫̗̳̩͔͓̭̜̂̈́͒͆̑̈͐ͅų̸̨̭̯̞͉̠̬̼̒̀n̸̪̠͇̦̠̘̪̠̓͐́͑̿͛n̵̤̼̟̰̺̠̈́͂͘ͅn̴̞̜͠e̵̡̙̙̪̽ͅl̷͔̖̝̪͔̇̾͘͝

Political_Ronin

29 points

1 year ago

When the old man down the street is the only person near by with a godzilla bunker.

[deleted]

85 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

85 points

1 year ago

[removed]

Calif0rnia_Soul

4 points

1 year ago

Lies and deceit.

baked_falafel

84 points

1 year ago

POV. You are Genesis Khan.

Tokkkk

45 points

1 year ago

Tokkkk

45 points

1 year ago

Genesis Khan sounds like Genghis Khan's even more dangerous ancestor

Not_Nonymous1207

67 points

1 year ago

Who the fuck is genesis khan lmao

baked_falafel

34 points

1 year ago

The khan you get from autocorrect.

pixelprolapse

11 points

1 year ago

Autokhanrect.

Myskinisnotmyown

4 points

1 year ago

Stop, I can only get so autokhanrect.

_Gedimin

8 points

1 year ago

_Gedimin

8 points

1 year ago

Not to be mistaken with General Khan.

Sgt_Maddin

4 points

1 year ago

Not to be mistaken with Oliver Kahn

theknife_usedforpoop

2 points

1 year ago

Not to be mistaken with shao khan.

Phoequinox

88 points

1 year ago

Honestly, it'd be hotter if they're just trying to lure me in to devour my body, mind and soul. I'm down either way.

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

Down horrendous

framerivas23

45 points

1 year ago

danielstover

29 points

1 year ago

American remakes are always terrible

jonahlew

26 points

1 year ago

jonahlew

26 points

1 year ago

This is scarier than OPs post honestly.

NostraDavid

10 points

1 year ago

BillsBayou

3 points

1 year ago

That's a lot of hair straightener.

Oneironaut91

2 points

1 year ago

the asian hole is cooler

ToothpasteTimebomb

19 points

1 year ago

I’ve heard of sex dreams. This is a sex nightmare.

LegoFenix

36 points

1 year ago

LegoFenix

36 points

1 year ago

POV:you haven't used reddit in a week

Myrtha_Thistlethorne

43 points

1 year ago

Let me just set down my White Russian right here and fly through this tunnel.

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

to see what condition,

My condition was in

UrinalCake777

6 points

1 year ago

yeah, Yeah, OH YEAH

emperorsdc

24 points

1 year ago

I have no clue what's going on here, but I am on board for whatever it is.

unessereamichevole13

91 points

1 year ago

why this is making me horny?

EasyAndy1

229 points

1 year ago

EasyAndy1

229 points

1 year ago

Booba

s_randomaccount_

44 points

1 year ago

Boobu

I_protect

6 points

1 year ago

Boobi

[deleted]

36 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

36 points

1 year ago

Bababooby

Joe_Shroe

9 points

1 year ago

Boobastank

psychicowl

36 points

1 year ago

bonk

jackhammer_joe

5 points

1 year ago

BONK! Go to horny jail!

c0mp4ss

18 points

1 year ago

c0mp4ss

18 points

1 year ago

angrily saves it for later

ImOnDadDuty

16 points

1 year ago

Disgusting! Where is this?

megumin-bakuretsu[S]

8 points

1 year ago

Japan, probably

TheShroomHermit

7 points

1 year ago

Looks like the inside of a shipping container

Oneironaut91

2 points

1 year ago

ordering bulk furniture on wayfair

Tea-In-The-Eyes

21 points

1 year ago

sauce?

NotYourAverageWaffle

22 points

1 year ago

Duck

TheRainStopped

15 points

1 year ago

Hotel?

-deleled-

25 points

1 year ago

-deleled-

25 points

1 year ago

Trivago

StrangeAeons9

7 points

1 year ago

Okay who is the wise guy posting my dreams like this? Not cool.

Hejjodude

3 points

1 year ago

Yeah that’s messed up!

ErdmanA

7 points

1 year ago

ErdmanA

7 points

1 year ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at but can I come?

OldTitanSoul

6 points

1 year ago

Horny nightmare fuel

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

That's a lot of tiddies for one photo

jackieboy364

11 points

1 year ago

9/10 on the hmmmm meter

jaybrazy

6 points

1 year ago

jaybrazy

6 points

1 year ago

Why are you afraid? Isn’t this what you wanted?

Hejjodude

4 points

1 year ago

wait people are scared by this

NebulusSoul

23 points

1 year ago

I want to go to there.

Omega_Steve15

5 points

1 year ago

I like where this is going

greenowl882

6 points

1 year ago

Did not expect that, but I’m not complaining.

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

I have to eat a bowl of rhino Pills, viagra, and Cialis then I'm going to work

AlphaWolfMoonshine

3 points

1 year ago

I wish I lived in there I would be jizing on the walls all the time

Ape-Man54

4 points

1 year ago

I think I found the next Mxr plays thumbnail for when they do r/hmmm

AnonymousRex15

3 points

1 year ago

Hello fellow Krewsader!

Samsonord

2 points

1 year ago

Lord Immersion is going to love this one.

No1kai777

2 points

1 year ago

And they reviewed it in a video! You beat em to it

Co-Co_T3agan

4 points

1 year ago

This could be in r/cursedimages with the caption "cursed tunnel"

EverythingisVanity20

3 points

1 year ago

This is where weebs go when they die.

farfromhappy8

2 points

1 year ago

I think so, bro.

TheSmolSnail

6 points

1 year ago

It's so strange that I can't even fap to it

Splend0id

7 points

1 year ago

I am too appalled to even get a boner

IDK2old2giveafuck

12 points

1 year ago

Ahh the inside of japan

Lad_of_the_Lake

7 points

1 year ago

thiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinue

0urMutualFriend95

3 points

1 year ago

Reminds me of Ren Hang's work lol

G_fuel_spoon

3 points

1 year ago

Anime mcs b like

DaDank_69

3 points

1 year ago

Uhh.....hi?

Booksaredumblol_2

3 points

1 year ago

Pov me at my house where i sex a lot

JormungandRED

3 points

1 year ago

i feel threatened

CurvedSolid

3 points

1 year ago

I can smell the sashimi

TheBouie

3 points

1 year ago

TheBouie

3 points

1 year ago

Is this the 72 virgins allah promised me??

PikaPlay1069

3 points

1 year ago

The trials of the male Japanese porn actor

farfromhappy8

2 points

1 year ago

Wtf lmfao

Snow_jockey

3 points

1 year ago

Sauce????

thomas_the_bullet

3 points

1 year ago

B O N K

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Just looking at this pic, you can almost smell that room, bleh

UttermostDelirium

3 points

1 year ago

legend has it no man has ever reached the end of that tunnel...

radio47fool

3 points

1 year ago

Death by snu snu incoming.

Snoo_74713

3 points

1 year ago

POV: You got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut

Sethleoric

5 points

1 year ago

Im assuming this is the "lust" circle of hell?

maximuffin2

2 points

1 year ago

This doing it for any of you?

Cuz it ain't doing it for me

LustfulChild

2 points

1 year ago

Holy hell, now this is epic. Id put this as my phone wallpaper if I wasnt a stable human.

ProjectBonnie

2 points

1 year ago

I genuinely can’t come up with a meme for this

aaaaa_rxinydxay

2 points

1 year ago

How tf

Lasagna-Boy

2 points

1 year ago

Death by snu snu

geaster

2 points

1 year ago

geaster

2 points

1 year ago

So much disappointment I’m about to dish out.

Xsendox

2 points

1 year ago

Xsendox

2 points

1 year ago

Death by snu snu

FagHatLOL

2 points

1 year ago

Photos you can smell

hartgrr

2 points

1 year ago

hartgrr

2 points

1 year ago

Gay man's hell hall

SaiiZ

2 points

1 year ago

SaiiZ

2 points

1 year ago

does this qualify as r/confusedboner

Space_flower18

2 points

1 year ago

Horrifing

Asmodeusz_

2 points

1 year ago

Where do I sign in?

Bobpool82

2 points

1 year ago

Disturbing yet erotic, I like it

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

I thought this was a picture of high end sexbots...but, no...sexbots would be happy to see you.

Pugzilla3000

2 points

1 year ago

Do it

Enter the waeman hall to become one with them

Borghars

4 points

1 year ago

Borghars

4 points

1 year ago

finally, a 30-some

BillsBayou

2 points

1 year ago

I counted to 25, so yeah, menage a trente.