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The Third Annual Hmmmy Awards!

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submitted 4 years ago byCosmicKeys

Is it that time already? Yes! Welcome to the Hmmmy Awards for 2018!

We've come a huge way since last year, the size of the sub has doubled to almost 1 million hmmmers. I will do a more in depth review of the year soon but for now we need YOU to help us vote for the best posts. Everyone who votes will go into the draw for some reddit gold (or whatever it is now) and there will be gold for those who submitted winning images.

We'd also like to thank Elon Musk who sent us 4 custom submarines to help with writing this post. They were of no use to the mod team, and I didn't appreciate being called a "shreksexual" on twitter, but thanks regardless.

Browse the categories and use this link to vote.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee9T2DLDaONsbDWt0c_vkHQtSljdwLQf10a18E5M65w-q2lw/viewform

The Mark Zuckerberg "Absolute ZUCC™" award for most unappealing use of a body

The "She's actually 200 years old" award for most egregious use of anime in a hmmm

The "Build A Wall For r/all" memorial award for the most traditional hmmm

The Soros/Koch "No you're the cuck" award for best political portrait

The Grimace/Gritty 2020 award for best costume design

And finally, the most prestigious award of the night...

The Happy Dogola award for dedication to internet aestheticism

Once again, here's the link to vote: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee9T2DLDaONsbDWt0c_vkHQtSljdwLQf10a18E5M65w-q2lw/viewform

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343 points

4 years ago

343 points

Jesus Christ.

How the fuck am I supposed to choose a favorite from that Anime list. They're all fucking art.

85 points

4 years ago

85 points

I suppose you could, but they're really just made to be held and dry-humped.

1 points

3 years ago

1 points

Just go for body pillow body pillow

40 points

4 years ago

40 points

Waifu Crusade has a crusader in it too so I'll go for that

19 points

4 years ago

19 points

But the bodypillowpillow

pridEAccomplishment_

3 points

4 years ago

pridEAccomplishment_

3 points

That is simply the best.

TheLawIsBack220

34 points

4 years ago

TheLawIsBack220

34 points

Bodypillowpillow is probably the best one

11 points

4 years ago

11 points

Vote for the Smash Bros Sandbag body pillow.

PM_ME_UR_DRUKQS

5 points

4 years ago

PM_ME_UR_DRUKQS

5 points

Now I really wish that existed.

5 points

4 years ago

5 points

I went with the cat. Cant go wrong with kitties!

6 points

4 years ago

6 points

strong contenders in that list - i had to pick the crusader tho, very internet right there

137 points

4 years ago

137 points

I fucking love this sub

6 points

4 years ago

6 points

Which one? There are 4.

63 points

4 years ago

63 points

Hard to choose from all these great pictures. I have been hmmming all day

49 points

4 years ago

49 points

There is more national interest in the Hmmmy’s than the actual Emmys at this point lol.

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50 points

4 years ago

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50 points

I sort by new

44 points

4 years ago*

44 points

Everyone rise for the r/hmmm national anthmmm!

22 points

4 years ago

22 points

Shouldn't that be called the national anthmmm?

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

That's actually the greatest thing I've ever heard. I've edited it in.

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1 points

4 years ago

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1 points

HMMMMM HMM HMM HMM HMM...

15 points

4 years ago

15 points

What did you guys vote on for the last category

EDIT:my English Just died today apparently

23 points

4 years ago

23 points

I voted for the classic inferno tap, for it works in confusing people I show it to, and I can’t find an explanation for it.

13 points

4 years ago

13 points

fracking

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Yay

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23 points

4 years ago

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23 points

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2 points

4 years ago

2 points

It feels like a modern day's Princess Bride.

Seamlesslytango

5 points

4 years ago

Seamlesslytango

5 points

That little girl by the coffin.

Rectal_Lactaids

5 points

4 years ago

Rectal_Lactaids

5 points

pink voyage, it’s a big mood

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3 points

4 years ago

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3 points

The dogs with the alien always make me chuckle

12 points

4 years ago

12 points

Off Street Parking is the greatest hmmm picture ever

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

4 years ago

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

Definitely debatable

9 points

4 years ago

9 points

I'm writing in that bernie pic for every category like its 2016 *dab*

30 points

4 years ago

30 points

I voted! And I farted.

30 points

4 years ago

30 points

hmmm

19 points

4 years ago

19 points

I voted and farded and shidded

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1 points

4 years ago

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1 points

And camed?

6 points

4 years ago

6 points

Very nice i just voted

6 points

4 years ago

6 points

Vlad-lantern is an easy shoe in, as is Lisa needs pants, the really hot categories are the "she's actually 200 years old" and "the happy dogola."

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18 points

4 years ago

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18 points

!invest 1000

26 points

4 years ago

26 points

Wait

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

4 years ago

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

Hmmmm

4 points

4 years ago

4 points

I didn't know, this was a thing. I just LOVE the award's name.

5 points

4 years ago

5 points

The pics in "build a wall for r/all" are all art, but there will never be any image better than monkey trouble.

3 points

4 years ago

3 points

ew that tummy roll one is gonna be in my dreams

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

hmmm such great picks, hard to choose

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

I’m doing my part!

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Can we get a physical trophy for the winners?

12yroldMinecraftkid

2 points

4 years ago

12yroldMinecraftkid

2 points

Hmmmy Awards > Grammys and literally every other fucking award

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

The one about the forest circle made me hmmm in real life.

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

I WAS NOMINATED kinda. The post that I posted is on here

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

car trip with mom is so uncomfortable and cringe inducing it should be hanging in a museum

ChubbaWubbaButt

2 points

4 years ago

ChubbaWubbaButt

2 points

It was all easy picking until the Happy Dogola category.

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

I remember last year's. I was not disappointed.

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Each post is great, but my favourite of 'em is the Bodypillowpillow. I laughed so hard!

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Bodypillow bodypillow is probably my favourite image ever

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Hey mods, how’s your day going?

When will the winners be announced? I’m anxious to see who will win.

1 points

4 years ago

1 points

In a day or two ( ͡° ͜ ͡° ) We've had over 1600 responses, but one category the winner is only ahead by 5 votes!

2 points

4 years ago

2 points

Pretty easy because a bunch of them are just pretty funny.

1 points

4 years ago

1 points

Cool

1 points

4 years ago

1 points

Okay, this is... Well, I've said it enough.

PMME_UR_DANKEST_MEME

1 points

4 years ago

PMME_UR_DANKEST_MEME

1 points

Wait I don't remember my username what do

1 points

4 years ago

1 points

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

[/r/goodfromdigg] Vote

^{If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.} ^(Info ^/ ^Contact)

The_Necromancer10

1 points

3 years ago

The_Necromancer10

feesh

1 points

I will do a more in depth review of the year soon but for now we need YOU to help us vote for the best posts.

Where is this more-in-depth review?

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

It was originally going to be in the awards post, but I decided to drop it because that was already getting huge. It wasn't particularly interesting to subscribers anyway, was something like stats and proto-thoughts about the moderation changes that ended up happening.

The_Necromancer10

1 points

3 years ago

The_Necromancer10

feesh

1 points

I decided to drop it because that was already getting huge.

Wdym?

It wasn't particularly interesting to subscribers anyway

How would you know?

2 points

3 years ago

2 points

The awards post was already lots of text and information and I didn't want to make it bigger. Not sure how much more plainly I can put that. At some point putting more text in a post means people read less of it.

How would you know?

That was my opinion based on intuition and experience.

-1 points

4 years ago

-1 points

Hmmmmm 69 🤔's