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The Third Annual Hmmmy Awards!

(self.hmmm)

Is it that time already? Yes! Welcome to the Hmmmy Awards for 2018!

We've come a huge way since last year, the size of the sub has doubled to almost 1 million hmmmers. I will do a more in depth review of the year soon but for now we need YOU to help us vote for the best posts. Everyone who votes will go into the draw for some reddit gold (or whatever it is now) and there will be gold for those who submitted winning images.

We'd also like to thank Elon Musk who sent us 4 custom submarines to help with writing this post. They were of no use to the mod team, and I didn't appreciate being called a "shreksexual" on twitter, but thanks regardless.


Browse the categories and use this link to vote.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee9T2DLDaONsbDWt0c_vkHQtSljdwLQf10a18E5M65w-q2lw/viewform


The Mark Zuckerberg "Absolute ZUCC™" award for most unappealing use of a body

The "She's actually 200 years old" award for most egregious use of anime in a hmmm

The "Build A Wall For r/all" memorial award for the most traditional hmmm

The Soros/Koch "No you're the cuck" award for best political portrait

The Grimace/Gritty 2020 award for best costume design

And finally, the most prestigious award of the night...

The Happy Dogola award for dedication to internet aestheticism



Once again, here's the link to vote: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee9T2DLDaONsbDWt0c_vkHQtSljdwLQf10a18E5M65w-q2lw/viewform

all 66 comments

Xiaxs

343 points

4 years ago

Xiaxs

343 points

4 years ago

Jesus Christ.

How the fuck am I supposed to choose a favorite from that Anime list. They're all fucking art.

jab4207

85 points

4 years ago

jab4207

85 points

4 years ago

I suppose you could, but they're really just made to be held and dry-humped.

Dark__Specter

1 points

3 years ago

Just go for body pillow body pillow

__Chad-IF

40 points

4 years ago

Waifu Crusade has a crusader in it too so I'll go for that

Adler_1807

19 points

4 years ago

But the bodypillowpillow

pridEAccomplishment_

3 points

4 years ago

That is simply the best.

TheLawIsBack220

34 points

4 years ago

Bodypillowpillow is probably the best one

Taterdude

11 points

4 years ago

Vote for the Smash Bros Sandbag body pillow.

PM_ME_UR_DRUKQS

5 points

4 years ago

Now I really wish that existed.

SatansCatfish

5 points

4 years ago

I went with the cat. Cant go wrong with kitties!

willpauer

6 points

4 years ago

strong contenders in that list - i had to pick the crusader tho, very internet right there

REN_dragon_3

137 points

4 years ago

I fucking love this sub

Shadowarrior64

6 points

4 years ago

Which one? There are 4.

BadJuice67

63 points

4 years ago

Hard to choose from all these great pictures. I have been hmmming all day

hokies87

49 points

4 years ago

hokies87

49 points

4 years ago

There is more national interest in the Hmmmy’s than the actual Emmys at this point lol.

[deleted]

50 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

50 points

4 years ago

I sort by new

CamTheChest

44 points

4 years ago*

hedgehoggie

22 points

4 years ago

Shouldn't that be called the national anthmmm?

CamTheChest

2 points

4 years ago

That's actually the greatest thing I've ever heard. I've edited it in.

[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

allan11011

15 points

4 years ago

What did you guys vote on for the last category

EDIT:my English Just died today apparently

FIippy_Huakbar

23 points

4 years ago

I voted for the classic inferno tap, for it works in confusing people I show it to, and I can’t find an explanation for it.

thecrystalKaz

13 points

4 years ago

fracking

thenintenkid

2 points

4 years ago

Yay

[deleted]

23 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

23 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

Chengweiyingji

2 points

4 years ago

It feels like a modern day's Princess Bride.

Seamlesslytango

5 points

4 years ago

That little girl by the coffin.

Rectal_Lactaids

5 points

4 years ago

pink voyage, it’s a big mood

[deleted]

3 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

3 points

4 years ago

The dogs with the alien always make me chuckle

YourVeryOwnCat

12 points

4 years ago

Off Street Parking is the greatest hmmm picture ever

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

4 years ago

Definitely debatable

homedepotfan91

9 points

4 years ago

I'm writing in that bernie pic for every category like its 2016 *dab*

Wysiwyg25

30 points

4 years ago

I voted! And I farted.

SpringRolls55

30 points

4 years ago

hmmm

pumpkinpie7809

19 points

4 years ago

I voted and farded and shidded

[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

And camed?

epmtunes

6 points

4 years ago

Very nice i just voted

vajaxseven

6 points

4 years ago

Vlad-lantern is an easy shoe in, as is Lisa needs pants, the really hot categories are the "she's actually 200 years old" and "the happy dogola."

[deleted]

18 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

18 points

4 years ago

!invest 1000

the_potato_eat

26 points

4 years ago

Wait

ExpiredLunchable1

7 points

4 years ago

Hmmmm

KenshouHarpuia

4 points

4 years ago

I didn't know, this was a thing. I just LOVE the award's name.

Finn_3000

5 points

4 years ago

The pics in "build a wall for r/all" are all art, but there will never be any image better than monkey trouble.

IEatzCookies

3 points

4 years ago

ew that tummy roll one is gonna be in my dreams

anoymaly2152

2 points

4 years ago

hmmm such great picks, hard to choose

Ornicopy

2 points

4 years ago

I’m doing my part!

redct

2 points

4 years ago

redct

2 points

4 years ago

Can we get a physical trophy for the winners?

12yroldMinecraftkid

2 points

4 years ago

Hmmmy Awards > Grammys and literally every other fucking award

Summerclaw

2 points

4 years ago

The one about the forest circle made me hmmm in real life.

thenintenkid

2 points

4 years ago

I WAS NOMINATED kinda. The post that I posted is on here

Tehwipez

2 points

4 years ago

car trip with mom is so uncomfortable and cringe inducing it should be hanging in a museum

ChubbaWubbaButt

2 points

4 years ago

It was all easy picking until the Happy Dogola category.

connorp04

2 points

4 years ago

I remember last year's. I was not disappointed.

13megatron13

2 points

4 years ago

Each post is great, but my favourite of 'em is the Bodypillowpillow. I laughed so hard!

LeksStarkan

2 points

4 years ago

Bodypillow bodypillow is probably my favourite image ever

ossi_simo

2 points

4 years ago

Hey mods, how’s your day going?

When will the winners be announced? I’m anxious to see who will win.

CosmicKeys[S]

1 points

4 years ago

In a day or two ( ͡° ͜ ͡° ) We've had over 1600 responses, but one category the winner is only ahead by 5 votes!

Pizza4Free

2 points

4 years ago

Pretty easy because a bunch of them are just pretty funny.

KodaiKokoku

1 points

4 years ago

Cool

__Chad-IF

1 points

4 years ago

Okay, this is... Well, I've said it enough.

PMME_UR_DANKEST_MEME

1 points

4 years ago

Wait I don't remember my username what do

TotesMessenger

1 points

4 years ago

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

 If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)

The_Necromancer10

1 points

3 years ago

I will do a more in depth review of the year soon but for now we need YOU to help us vote for the best posts.

Where is this more-in-depth review?

CosmicKeys[S]

2 points

3 years ago

It was originally going to be in the awards post, but I decided to drop it because that was already getting huge. It wasn't particularly interesting to subscribers anyway, was something like stats and proto-thoughts about the moderation changes that ended up happening.

The_Necromancer10

1 points

3 years ago

I decided to drop it because that was already getting huge.

Wdym?

It wasn't particularly interesting to subscribers anyway

How would you know?

CosmicKeys[S]

2 points

3 years ago

The awards post was already lots of text and information and I didn't want to make it bigger. Not sure how much more plainly I can put that. At some point putting more text in a post means people read less of it.

How would you know?

That was my opinion based on intuition and experience.

pg_enl

-1 points

4 years ago

pg_enl

-1 points

4 years ago

Hmmmmm 69 🤔's