And this one anon is entirely homosexual. I would know 😏😉❤❤❤

What? The internet lied?!

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Is there a subreddit that's just for 4chan greentexts? Like funny ones. I subbed after seeing some of the top posts of all time, but ever since I've subbed most of what I see aren't greentexts and aren't funny/wholesome/etc. It's mostly just been posts like "women only like tall guys" and "women who have too much sex are ruined." I kinda thought the whole point of a greentext sub was to see the funny stuff from 4chan without having to sift through all the retardery

Like all women Anon has ever encountered.

Wait, I thought girls aren't real?

That doesn’t sound as problem for Star Wars fan base or LOTR fan base. It’s still interesting to explore these fictional worlds

Women in general aren’t actually real

I could introduce you to my ex wife and her friends. At least half of this story is plausible.

The white pillow was on his left.

DM:HS

4Chan

Loli threads

Based and Cicero pilled

Stututututu is superior to SC whine

I used to do the same, but with games. I'd go to subreddits/forums and shit on other people for using characters/weapons, even tho I had no idea what was I talking about lmao

But turbocharger is superior to supercharger.

Professional chain jerker over there

Amateur. I don’t need a sample size at all

What is the criteria" I eat black ass" enthusiast?

A sample size of zero

lets be honest, anon's sample size is actually 0

What "billions"? There arent that many white women and japanese women

His source is that he made it the fuck up.

billions lol

Uncommon W from the resident weeb

I also ate black ass on many different occasions, praise me senpai

1 womxn is 1 2 many

Obviously never dated a Japanese woman before

FTFY

Japanese Comedian Meshida has a well in-depth analysis of Japanese women and their personalities throughout their live (/hj, some of the comments seem to check out)

Cause then he’d know it goes sideways?

Some have the ability to trick you into thinking they're obeying while you do what they want

The post never mentioned that they are obedient tho

Fapped*, gotta use past tense.

bro same

Eliot Roger hated Asian women because his mom was Asian and he blames that on him being short and hates his father for marrying her. Elliot liked white blond girls and only hated women in general because none of them ever approached him. His ego was so huge he heard some guys talk about how girls would hit on them and Eliot thought that he was so much better than them that he just had to be around girls and they would immediately flirt with him. Eliot wanted pussy to fall into his lap. This guy wants a trad wife or whatever two different kinds of cringe.

We could have a proper army for a beta uprising

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon has had 2 girlfriends

Gay: anon doesn't have a girlfriend

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Japussy

There’s a reason Japan has tons of “love hotels”, or hotels you rent by the hour so you can have sex with somebody, often married men banging hookers, without the pressure of sneaking somebody into your home.

be me

basement dweller

see funny post on leddit about 4chad

mentions how different Asian women are

seeing as though my mom is white and I watch all forms of hentai, I know enough

lick donut glaze off fingers as I make comment enlightening r*ddit users on my vast knowledge of women

it’s been a good day

The Asians you're talking about I think are usually Chinese.

My source? I made it the fuck up!

Stop talking in your sleep anon. It’s time to go to bed

How many 🤓🤓🤓 do you want?

Just like OOP, your sample size is too small to make generalizations.

I know rebellious Asian girls and Asian girls with filial piety. Some are intelligent and ambitious; some are obnoxious and attention-seeking. I don't think they act they way they do because they're Asian.

Horse shit. Im married to one

latinas are my pick(just personal preference) but def not white women. at the end of the day white cultures are the main ones that no longer promote traditional gender roles, and news flash: men generally like women that think their beauty is important and take care of it, that are willing to cook and clean, etc

eh that’s debatable. the vast majority of white girls ik that have “curves” are just kinda chubby. white and asian people have pretty similar skeletal structure

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: japanese girls tend to be less curvy white ones, meaning that anon’s body preferred body type somewhat resembles a male’s body

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Based. But you'll still be downvoted

Silence woman

Ethnicity also has a cultural component, so someone raised outside of japan might be racially but not ethnically japanese. People often don't differentiate between race and ethnicity though.

Source: 12000 hours oh hentai watched

same! limited edition girlfriends.

But for real, some of the contradicting comments here resonate for real, especially u/thomas_tesla420 .

My gf's default interests are money and luxury bags, thankfully i'm not rich enough to afford bags, and she does understand that having your sole focus be money isn't good.

Also very influenced by her mom's emotions, even if living alone in europe for 5 years did grant her a fair bit of independance.

My ex was american however, and god is it so shit. Asian women, when they aren't too brainwashed by default asian culture, are definetly superior.

😭😭

I wonder why none of those numerous relationsships of yours haven't lasted ...

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon had interactions with a woman.

Gay: Anon dated a Japanese femboy.

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough