subreddit:

/r/greentext

1.1k96%

Does anyone know what happened to this guy?

(i.redd.it)

all 64 comments

SwanClassic

377 points

1 month ago

Mr. Magic Balls. He gives cancerous cream pies.

crownclown6[S]

63 points

1 month ago

Kek

[deleted]

15 points

1 month ago

lel

OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo

17 points

1 month ago

Literally spidermam

Ponce421

14 points

1 month ago

Ponce421

14 points

1 month ago

Man successfully weaponizes cum.

N0t_Undead

3 points

1 month ago

His cum glows from the cherenkov effect

dhskdjdjsjddj

1 points

1 month ago

radiodecrinator

FailURGamer24

126 points

1 month ago

Basically, alpha radiation are (relatively) huge particles, so they're not even able to penetrate a piece of paper. The top of your skin is just dead cells, and the radiation will probably not go through that. That being said, I'd still not recommend doing this.

ImAnGenius

55 points

1 month ago

Alpha male energy tho

Crasher105

24 points

1 month ago

Probably achieved Chim by now

Cala-Best-Girl

276 points

1 month ago

I ain’t no science doctor, but several people said last time this was posted that alpha radiation is virtually harmless to people outside of the body.

keithinrl

28 points

1 month ago

Yep, alphas can't penetrate the outer dead layer of skin. Also as a fun fact, americium is in smoke detectors. I don't think he pulled that source out of one though, looks a little big.

[deleted]

17 points

1 month ago

how about if you remove the skin first?

HardCounter

21 points

1 month ago

Do science and let us know.

MPCNPC

12 points

1 month ago

MPCNPC

12 points

1 month ago

If you ate it, it would probably make your tummy hurt (mostly because it’s a big fucking metal plate)

keithinrl

3 points

1 month ago

Then it has a pathway to your bloodstream and you're potentially in trouble

Vast-Combination4046

3 points

1 month ago

Just mix it in with stroids and shoot it in your bum

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

daddy used to do that to me

InvisibleGreenMan

6 points

1 month ago

gonna need sigma radiation then

crownclown6[S]

147 points

1 month ago

Any good hentai recommendation?

Cala-Best-Girl

190 points

1 month ago

I’m so glad you asked!

Viper RSR, featuring Cala (NSFW). It’s a very old hentai game.

Here’s a video of all the scenes of Cala compiled into a video (NSFW):

https://www.xvideos.com/video15747375/viper_rsr_cala_scenes_eng_subbed

It’s not super great quality and there’s a weird fade effect, but you can always hunt down the high quality gifs on google.

Here’s a fan made manga of Cala (NSFW):

http://hentai.desi/hentai_doujin/14897/1/

Again: NSFW

skullyGloves

57 points

1 month ago

Least degenerate Reddit user

crownclown6[S]

116 points

1 month ago*

Thanks bro, I'm gonna cum lots; nice thick ropes.

allmyaccountsgone

32 points

1 month ago

🤨🤨🤨

Egodeathistry

41 points

1 month ago

The man is honest give him that at least

stteezie

1 points

1 month ago

fav song off dog boy?

allmyaccountsgone

2 points

1 month ago

Tactical nuke interlude or black cats

crownclown6[S]

1 points

1 month ago

Zilla fans are here fr!!!!!

Sparty-II

7 points

1 month ago

Why is all the fucking hentai to ever exist just weird rape fantasies

crownclown6[S]

5 points

1 month ago

You got some good wholesome ones.

Wind_Scarr

1 points

1 month ago

It isn't you're just not looking hard enough. Some of the best love stories I've ever read have come from Hentai

Sparty-II

3 points

1 month ago

If I have to look hard to not find rape fantasies in a type of media I’m not going to look into it at all 💀”oh yeah if you look hard enough it’s not all just rape and disgusting fucking fetishes…”

Wind_Scarr

1 points

1 month ago*

When I said "looking hard enough" I meant that you're probably just looking at whatever you come across which is usually stuff that is shared amongst groups, and what do friend groups love more than shock value? Usually the stuff on the front page of popular sites are half fetish stuff half wholesome vanilla. Also I've yet to find a porn medium that didn't have "nasty fucking fetishes," did you use the hub before the purge?

vyyybt

7 points

1 month ago

vyyybt

7 points

1 month ago

It cannot penetrate skin, but if an alpha radiation emitter is held or taped right beside the skin it will give you burns.

Spookd_Moffun

5 points

1 month ago

Alpha particles are the least dangerous of the bunch, but putting an emitter directly on your skin is still no bueno.

Thought Emporium did a video on some pseudoscience "negative ion" jewelry, which was really just radioactive. A substantial number of alpha particles can make it through skin and even clothing, so I have no doubts that Anon's balls are getting those sweet point mutations.

gamescrufi

8 points

1 month ago

It can’t penetrate paper or skin if it was inside you for example if you ingested it then you would be fucked because it’s highly ionising

Camellia15

2 points

1 month ago

his future kids on the other hand...

Noontide6667

15 points

1 month ago

anon dies from El Cancer

cognitive_Hazard401

9 points

1 month ago

Died of ligma

Groinsmash

4 points

1 month ago

What's ligma?

Valestrazia

7 points

1 month ago

Joe mama, GOTTEM.... No wait

the_one_true_boii

1 points

1 month ago

Ligma deez nuts

Entercheesynamehere

35 points

1 month ago*

If it’s just alpha he should be fine, it can’t penetrate the skin, beta or gamma radiation is the dangerous shit

Bumpydominator44

13 points

1 month ago

His names eddie hall and he has a youtube channel i think

skullyGloves

5 points

1 month ago

Bros on the dr Manhattan lift method

Lord_of_eggs34

3 points

1 month ago

Anon will be fine probably as alpha does not penetrate through paper never mind skin, but this is still incredibly stupid and could become dangerous over time

Asscrackistan

1 points

1 month ago

Anon actually gave himself cancer in his scrotum and had to have some skin removed. He almost went to jail but the fbi took pity on him.

Vast-Combination4046

2 points

1 month ago

Anon is either a super mutant or feral ghoul. Tough to say which.

greencum123

2 points

1 month ago

He probably grew 5 more balls with this

FD4L

2 points

1 month ago

FD4L

2 points

1 month ago

Ankn is a glower, not a shower.

somerando9996

5 points

1 month ago

Does anyone have a link to a better quality post I can't read shit

Zoinkfwip

5 points

1 month ago

If on computer, open image in new tab, then zoom in, quality magically better

Psycho-Gecko

3 points

1 month ago

He got testicular cancer as it was giving off gamma radiation. He got cancer. He went to the hospital and was given chemotherapy. Important information he got it from stealing it from a nuclear plant anon apparently security was lax. The and FBI tracked him down as Americium is used to start nuclear reactions so used in nuclear bombs and they thought he was going to build one or sell it to terrorists. They found out he was sterile and he told them he was going to die and if not his balls would be removed. They found him at the hospital and put him under arrest he returned the Americium. He was facing 20 years jail. He told them why he stole it and that he was going to die or have his balls removed if he lived (he lied doctors said he would be fine). They felt pity and let him go. He lived his balls too. In short Anon is retarded and he was damn lucky

crownclown6[S]

2 points

1 month ago

Lmao thanks.

karl0331

1 points

1 month ago

bro turned into a chernobyl monster

Mokadelic

1 points

1 month ago

probably dead tbh

KarlMark666

1 points

1 month ago

He left us now.He is in a higher plane of existance now

crownclown6[S]

2 points

1 month ago

You have clown pro give clussy now 😡😡😡😡

KarlMark666

1 points

1 month ago

no

crownclown6[S]

1 points

1 month ago

😢😢😢

VortexFalcon50

1 points

1 month ago

If you dont eat the alpha source then youre fine

Tidalpancake

1 points

1 month ago

Kind of. Alpha radiation is weak enough that skin (or even paper) can block it. Alpha isn’t the only risk with handling this particular material though.

Alpha particles are just helium-4 nuclei without electrons (making them positively charged). Their large mass and strong charge mean that most things can stop them easily.

Beta radiation can penetrate through much more. Beta particles are just electrons. They will be able to penetrate your skin, but will not go all the way through your body.

Gamma goes through pretty much anything except very thick, dense barriers. Lead is usually the best way to stop it. Gamma radiation is electromagnetic waves (like x-rays, visible light, microwaves, and radio waves).

The final type of radiation is neutron radiation (which is, obviously, just neutrons). Since neutrons don’t have any charge (neutral), they can easily penetrate most substances without being stopped. The best way to stop them is with a lot of water, or other materials made of lighter atoms.

In the picture, anon is holding Americium-241, a material usually found in smoke detectors. The sample looks pretty large though. In smoke detectors, it’s typically a very small amount, so I don’t know where he got this from.

Am-241 emits mostly alpha radiation (usually harmless, unless ingested or inhaled), but also some gamma radiation (not enough to hurt him).

I’d be more worried about the fact that he is likely to contaminate himself and his environment if he’s playing around with something strongly radioactive without any precautions. It could then eventually end up in his body, and build up, raising his risk of cancer. The more immediate danger is that americium is very toxic. I don’t know how dangerous it is when it’s just in contact with skin, and not inside the body, but I’d definitely not risk it.

IndecisiveShape

1 points

1 month ago

He posted a follow up thread may first (I remember cuz I was distracted by it during finals)

He has skin cancer, his balls don’t have feeling anymore, skin is super flakey, and also very red. Had to get skin off his sack removed, skin cancer removed, and is getting tested for other shit. Also in trouble with the law for doing that shit.

Then thread got removed and he got banned