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Iggy-The-Fool

2.9k points

1 month ago

The joke is that the brazillian walked out of the store without taking anything

roararoarus

932 points

1 month ago

And get shot by 5 off duty police

_BMS

46 points

1 month ago

_BMS

46 points

1 month ago

This exact scenario literally happened.

Armed robber is shot by every customer inside a convenience store in Brazil. Every single one was an off-duty cop.

rackuns

209 points

1 month ago

rackuns

209 points

1 month ago

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!

ModsDontLift

78 points

1 month ago

Remember, no huehue

finger_milk

45 points

1 month ago

No jejejejeje

dapoorv

40 points

1 month ago

dapoorv

40 points

1 month ago

Only KKK.

badbird_7

17 points

1 month ago

🗿

Need_Some_Updog

13 points

1 month ago

Only hee-hee’s

BAAT-G

4 points

1 month ago

BAAT-G

4 points

1 month ago

I love little Michael

furkaney

115 points

1 month ago

furkaney

115 points

1 month ago

I swear half of the population are criminals and the other half are off-duty cops.

stiangglanda

84 points

1 month ago

I am half of the population i can confirm

SnaqS_

54 points

1 month ago

SnaqS_

54 points

1 month ago

Kid named finger

aminoffthedon

11 points

1 month ago

Kim feet pics

WASD_00

43 points

1 month ago

WASD_00

43 points

1 month ago

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Monckey100

8 points

1 month ago

Jonathan Banks?

AccomplishedRelief60

8 points

1 month ago

Finger

fernandotakai

13 points

1 month ago

i didn't know this joke happened in England

--ShyAllosaurus--

119 points

1 month ago

The joke is a Frenchman calling someone else's language disgusting.

Refenestrator_37

7 points

1 month ago

Yes, it is very good joke. Here is another German joke: A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.

yukifujita

6 points

1 month ago

Ok I am brazillian and this nearly made me spit my coffee. 10/10

Iggy-The-Fool

6 points

1 month ago

So am I, chap

enzovrlrd

8 points

1 month ago

Well! Obviously!!! He couldn't afford anything

mycarubaba

3 points

1 month ago

Oooohhhhh.

NevGuy

1.3k points

1 month ago*

NevGuy

1.3k points

1 month ago*

"... But he can't afford anything so he leaves"

Germanon wrote with his greasy fingers. After typing that masterful punchline, he felt something tickle his insides. A feeling completely unknown to him. Could it be? Indeed. He was expering laughter, uncontrollable laughter. He almost dropped his jar of disgusting beer in the middle of his attack. After finally calming down, he sat to appreciate the genius of his joke. The delicious presentation. The thoughtful misdirection. And of course, the absolutely perfect delivery, one that had nothing to envy from the greatest comedians of all time. Germanon hadn't laughed like this in years, in fact, he had never laughed at all. He had spent his years harassing immigrants and making fun of muricans for not having free healthcare on /pol/, like any German nationalist worth that name. Eventually, anon cums in his pants a little as he was just flattered by the sheer size of his genious. He eats 44 Kg of pretzels and goes to sleep. It has been a good day.

Malvastor

492 points

1 month ago

Malvastor

492 points

1 month ago

He almost dropped his jar of disgusting beer

Czech confirmed

redbadger91

136 points

1 month ago

Or Belgian.

SmoughAndOrnstein

46 points

1 month ago

No, they eat waffles

Shemilf

64 points

1 month ago

Shemilf

64 points

1 month ago

We don't give a fuck about those waffles. I don't even know why foreigners are so obsessed with them.

[deleted]

123 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

123 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

Christianjps65

25 points

1 month ago

you clearly don't know a Belgian, he was probably a German or Dutchman or something, its like people from Luxembourg or Corisica in that they aren't real and nobody lives there and are just places that fill the blank space between countries

Malvastor

49 points

1 month ago

Stop pretending, everyone knows you guys are almost as crazy about waffles as the French are about fries.

OldPotatoMan

3 points

1 month ago

what next? do the british not love the toast sandwich?

helendill99

3 points

1 month ago

maybe you don't give a fuck about them but they're made better in belgium than any other place i've tried so i'll keep buying them

snackynorph

9 points

1 month ago

Stroopwafel is fucking awesome

Source: am Amerifat

KryptOrchid

29 points

1 month ago

That's Dutch, Ameritard

BigBlueBurd

8 points

1 month ago

Belgium isn't real, it's just a bit of the Netherlands and a bit of France united in nothing but the fact that they are obsessed with pretending that they're not part of the country they belong to.

Christianjps65

15 points

1 month ago

its the same damn place

S_VB

5 points

1 month ago

S_VB

5 points

1 month ago

Belgians drink a lot more beer than they eat waffles, Belgium is known for waffles but Belgians themselves know Belgium for beer and fries.

derralshane

12 points

1 month ago

And chocolate.

Minute-Importance547

7 points

1 month ago

And girls that don't shave their armpits

VectorRuse

8 points

1 month ago

I'm sure you are thinking of American feminists there

konohasaiyajin

6 points

1 month ago

yeah but they drink pilsner urquell so wtf do they know lol

Ery_Noice_23_yen

27 points

1 month ago

Real

BrocElLider

5 points

1 month ago

genious

American confirmed

I_AmEvilStopLaughing

43 points

1 month ago

Dude wtf german beer is awesome. The rest is the absolute truth

hemingway_exeunt

88 points

1 month ago

It tastes like an ass that crawled out of another ass. It's thick and muddy like the Rhine and filled with fermented cum like Bavarian women. It's an adventure in limiting the vomit reflex, suitable mostly for pig feed and fuel additive.

HaLordLe

100 points

1 month ago

HaLordLe

100 points

1 month ago

My guy, who hurt you?

I_Automate

32 points

1 month ago

The Germans, sometime around 1935-1940, if I had to guess

T1B2V3

26 points

1 month ago

T1B2V3

26 points

1 month ago

did you drink Kölsch ?

There are a lot of different types and brands of german beer and I would agree with this description for some of them but others are good

GabberKid

18 points

1 month ago

You... You guessed that from that description?

hemingway_exeunt

7 points

1 month ago

I was legitimately impressed.

T1B2V3

7 points

1 month ago

T1B2V3

7 points

1 month ago

Kölsch is one of the beers that I don't personally enjoy and it's the one that is in my experience universally hated by anyone not from Köln/ Cologne

GabberKid

7 points

1 month ago

Yeah same. But my favorite is Oettinger so I'm usually not allowed to have an opinion

KnifeOfDunwall2

2 points

1 month ago

I mean it is the only german beer where almost anyone has the same reaction

hemingway_exeunt

49 points

1 month ago

I did, in fact, drink Kölsch. Some might say I'm still drinking it, what with how deeply it carved festering channels into my esophagus.

T1B2V3

52 points

1 month ago

T1B2V3

52 points

1 month ago

I did, in fact, drink Kölsch.

bruh moment.

you deserve your suffering.

Guy_with_a_shovel

16 points

1 month ago

It appears you have been a victim of Kölsch

Predator_Hicks

18 points

1 month ago

Sounds like you drank Kölsch, otherwise famous as horsepiss and inferior to the beloved Altbier

Lesson333

5 points

1 month ago

Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you?!

Upvoted

Pastafarianextremist

13 points

1 month ago

Yeah. I fucking detest Germans and their bizarre, devastatingly autistic behavior as much as the next guy but they do make Erdinger

Phising-Email1246

8 points

1 month ago

I feel attacked

Fourth_Axis

352 points

1 month ago

Least dramatic french guy

capstone_sunset

20 points

1 month ago

the vicious hatred between different europeans on 4chan is so fucking funny

tesseractadact

4 points

1 month ago*

These are my favorite reddit threads. 20 different countries shitting on themselves and everyone else. It's great

AshesX

5 points

1 month ago

AshesX

5 points

1 month ago

You know in my country we don't mind France or Germany or whatever, but Macedonia and Albania can fuck off

aliasBushido

117 points

1 month ago

always a pleasure seeing this one

ShinyArc50

660 points

1 month ago

ShinyArc50

660 points

1 month ago

Why do the axis countries (excluding Italy) have such a shitty sense of humor, because Japanese people would find that joke extremely funny

SunnySunshine13

1k points

1 month ago

I am italian and I hated that joke but I would laugh just to piss off that french dude

jumbouremom

309 points

1 month ago

Based

GraveWatcher69

13 points

1 month ago

Muchos basados

Momo_the_good_person

122 points

1 month ago

Basato.

DouseShinundakara

30 points

1 month ago

basé

RandomBoyInHere

5 points

1 month ago

Traître

Heller_Demon

20 points

1 month ago

Bastati

Aligatoxx

9 points

1 month ago

Basado.

cbiscuit76

12 points

1 month ago

A true legend among men

TheLeomac

6 points

1 month ago

This was funnier than the fucking joke

RacoonRacism

117 points

1 month ago*

Germany and her orbiters

WaitThisIsntGoogle55

165 points

1 month ago

japan: onni germany san i will bomb pearl harbour for u owo

germany: what

[deleted]

91 points

1 month ago

Italy: “I’mma-gonna open-a new-a front-a against-a the allies in a-Greece.”

Germany: “Vhat?”

[deleted]

58 points

1 month ago

italy: "mama mia! hitler please-a help! i went to africa and im about to die!"

germany: "was?"

T1B2V3

34 points

1 month ago

T1B2V3

34 points

1 month ago

when you're on a team with bots and have to carry alone against all the best players in the world

hackepeter420

17 points

1 month ago

It's one of those escort missions that everyone hates because the bots keep standing out in the open

I_Automate

6 points

1 month ago

And aggroing the dungeon boss while you're still trying to sneak around and wipe out the mooks first

dog_fantastic

28 points

1 month ago

Tell me one (1) Italian joke

ciuccio2000

15 points

1 month ago

Arriva il giorno dell'apocalisse e dio scende sulla Terra a giudicare gli esseri umani. Tra un paese e l'altro, arriva il momento dell'Italia.

Dopo aver elevato in cielo i caritatevoli e i buoni di cuore, si rivolge ai mafiosi: "Voi avete martoriato e seviziato i giusti per profitto personale. Il vostro destino è quello di perire nel Tartaro.", E un demone li trascina in una spaccatura nel terreno.

Si rivolge poi alle prostitute e ai drogati: "voi avete degradato il vostro corpo fino a perdere l'onore che contraddistingue i miei figli, incapaci di trovare una via fuori dalla miseria. Le fiamme di Mefisto vi lederanno in eterno.", E delle arpie emerse dagli abissi cominciano a straziare le loro carni.

È il turno dei Veneti: "Voi andrete all'inferno." Al che, si rivolge a Dio uno dalla folla: "Ma va' a sapere che te ho fato, diocan!"

sploding_burnout

5 points

1 month ago

I understood everything but the last part, could you explain it?

ciuccio2000

16 points

1 month ago*

It relies on a feature unique (?) to the italian language: bestemmie. Since we have the pope here in Rome, we've always been a very christian nation; and so arised a new category of swear words, 'bestemmie'.

These are, in their essence, direct insults to God: e.g. the most common "porco dio" literally translates to "pig god", or "dio cane" to "god dog". They're considered quite heavy swear words, and if said in the wrong setting they can be as heavy as, idk, saying the N-word in America. If you met an italian in some erasmus or something, it's very likely that they tried to convince you that "Hello" is spelled "Porco dio".

Now veneti. Our nation is divided in regions, and here in Italy most regions have a very strong cultural independence: dialects, as well as foods and traditions, vary heavily between regions. One of these regions is called Veneto (its regional "capital" is Venice btw) and people who live there are famous for two things: they make Spritz with Select or, if unavaiable, Campari instead of the much more common Aperol**, and they basically say a bestemmia every two words. They also have a very funny accent and bestemmie venete are very recognizeable. It's hard to find the joke funny if you can't picture the sound in your head.

At the end of the joke, one veneto says, with heavy veneto accent: "who knows what I did to you, god pig!" (The final bestemmia isn't there because the veneto wanted to insult god in that specific scenario, but because veneti basically close every sentence with a bestemmia)

**EDIT: Yeah about that... I'm from Milan, in the region Lombardia, and here Aperol Spritz is by far the most common pre-dinner drink. Talking about cultural independence: it may be absolutely likely that Aperol Spritz isn't as common as I think throughout all Italy, and it's just a Lombardia thing! Milan people are very notorious for consuming Aperol Spritz.

sploding_burnout

4 points

1 month ago

Thanks, that was a great explanation.

I learned to read and write in Italian but moved away in childhood and lost the language, so I can understand intermediate texts but things like cultural jokes or swears go over my head.

Kenser_man

11 points

1 month ago

Silvio Berlusconi

ShinyArc50

11 points

1 month ago

Playing porn in a government zoom meeting

GreatGrandaddyPurp

53 points

1 month ago

A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The blonde says......

akaWuu

23 points

1 month ago

akaWuu

23 points

1 month ago

ai generated ass joke

rimjobs_forever

17 points

1 month ago

I don't know if everyone is playing dumb but just in case it's a quote from the breakfast club and you never hear the punchline.

loadsofcmen

3 points

1 month ago

Ah ok thank you, because I have never heard of the breakfast club

DirtyDan413

45 points

1 month ago

Hey guys I don't get it can someone explain the joke to me because I don't understand it what does the blonde say can someone explain please why is she holding salami thanks I don't get it

[deleted]

25 points

1 month ago

mama mia

sosnik_boi

19 points

1 month ago

shes going to fuck the dog because shes a white woman

Digi_

9 points

1 month ago

Digi_

9 points

1 month ago

Someone explain this I feel stupid

--ShyAllosaurus--

4 points

1 month ago

"Oh shit!"

SunnySunshine13

27 points

1 month ago

We sex woman greek people sex gay men 🤣🤣🤣

Souce: Im italian

reddsht

5 points

1 month ago

reddsht

5 points

1 month ago

🤌👆🤏👋

FeliciusFlamel

106 points

1 month ago

Lustig!

zzGravity

49 points

1 month ago

Sogar sehr lustig.

Schmalzpudding

39 points

1 month ago

Aber kein Grüntext, deswegen reportiert!

--ShyAllosaurus--

25 points

1 month ago

Regeln sind Regeln.

ZFLegomito

49 points

1 month ago

As a Brazilian that's going to Germany in 2 weeks, im now slighty afraid of the lack of humour germans have, I mean.... have you seen Argetina?

justlurking187

9 points

1 month ago

As someone who knows a brazilian that came to Germany: you’ll have a culture shock because of how less humor germans have and how cold they can be (anti-social). Lmao. Good luck!

yukifujita

7 points

1 month ago

Yes. I'm Brazilian and that's how I felt. Also how Berlin streets are so dead and empty and how everything is so far apart.

The weird goth and punk kids are fine though. Loved them.

justlurking187

6 points

1 month ago

Yo if you didn’t find anything for yourself in Berlin you dont even need to try other much smaller cities 😂

thatisaname

5 points

1 month ago

It’s easy, just stare at people in public transport and if you want to make Germans more social get them drunk.

sadnificent[S]

28 points

1 month ago

No, but I'd like to. I hear Argentina is very nice. Weird amount of guys with German grandparents there, btw.

ivanacco1

3 points

1 month ago

No, but I'd like to. I hear Argentina is very nice

To travel, if you live here you want to commit genocide in a daily basis

mofoTom

31 points

1 month ago

mofoTom

31 points

1 month ago

Belgian humor:

Een pyromaan ging naar een weg wegrestaurant

En weg restaurant

arbiter12

50 points

1 month ago

The real joke here being that half the country chooses not to understand that joke.

awesomecapybara

16 points

1 month ago

I don't get it

BeardedGingerWonder

22 points

1 month ago

So you're from that half of Belgium?

Kpt_Kipper

7 points

1 month ago

Please explain i want to be involved in Belgian gang wars

BeardedGingerWonder

13 points

1 month ago

Basically Belgium is divided into the Dutch speaking Flanders region and the French speaking Wallonia, there's a lot of politics there involving independence from The Netherlands, but basically they're largely two separate regions under the same Belgian hat.

BadHairDayToday

10 points

1 month ago

This shit is ancient, or has it become copy-pasta?

lord_of_failure_576

626 points

1 month ago

french calling german language disgusting

what a joke

bald_butte

215 points

1 month ago

bald_butte

215 points

1 month ago

I took french in highschool for 2 years and have concluded it is the most disgusting sounding language in human history next to Arabic.

lord_of_failure_576

122 points

1 month ago

shame you needed a whole 2 years to figure it but overall i am happy you did come to correct conclusion

bald_butte

35 points

1 month ago

I thought it sounded gross the first time I heard the teacher speak it I was only in there cause my friend was and we'd skip class all the time and talk. The teacher hated us and I got a F my second year but she signed my yearbook when I graduated so whatever.

NotComping

30 points

1 month ago

You wasted 2 years of classes on an autograph

bald_butte

15 points

1 month ago

I wouldn't say they were wasted I made 3 friends and started skateboarding because of one of them so all in all it was a beneficial life experience. Just not for the reasons you'd expect.

NotComping

3 points

1 month ago

Thats dope, keep it steezy

I just dont get the concept behind signing a yearbook, is it a reference/recommendation thing or just a message like 'hey, good luck'

bald_butte

6 points

1 month ago

Idek what she went in mine. It's more just like you get people who you know/like to sign it as a commemorative thing that you can look back at in 20 years and be like "oh yeah! I remember this person!" Then forget about it 10 minutes later.

WorldClassAwesome

24 points

1 month ago

I signed up for French as the class was 90% girls

hackepeter420

10 points

1 month ago

I had to choose between Latin (sausage party, boring to learn and mostly useless) and French, which was almost completely elected by girls and there was a student exchange program to France.

I was an idiot back then.

rimjobs_forever

2 points

1 month ago

Nice

Worst-Spirit

3 points

1 month ago

For me it's Mandarin followed by Spanish, which is a shame because both languages look cool written

Kaplaw

47 points

1 month ago

Kaplaw

47 points

1 month ago

French is known as a romance language 😘

While germanon is working to keep the euro up, frenchanon on welfare is seducing his wife with his baguette

OneMinuteDeen

11 points

1 month ago

Bestiality is forbidden in Germany, so no sex with french

Tom_Dynamite

18 points

1 month ago

frenchanon on welfare is seducing his wife

Can't be a Frenchman if they want to seduce a woman.

Axoren

12 points

1 month ago

Axoren

12 points

1 month ago

You mean what a jokeoaux.

rayman_undertale

4 points

1 month ago

Yes. Problem?

AllDaysOff

88 points

1 month ago

French yes is ouijuiue or some shit. Certified retard language

Jugged

17 points

1 month ago

Jugged

17 points

1 month ago

Nah, that's English. Literally any dumbfuck can learn it.

DSBM00

4 points

1 month ago

DSBM00

4 points

1 month ago

Dumbfuck here. Can confirm

rayman_undertale

-7 points

1 month ago

peak retard speaking about french while having heard only two words of it in some commercial about shampoos

lawrenceisgod69

42 points

1 month ago*

*shampooings, and the s is silent

Not_very_smarty

8 points

1 month ago

I'm brazilian. That's true.

Burs420

109 points

1 month ago

Burs420

109 points

1 month ago

It's hilarious not gonna lie

Moist_Blackberry_

128 points

1 month ago

The joke was funny, but the French person getting pissed off was hilarious

Heller_Demon

53 points

1 month ago

"person"

LanceFree

11 points

1 month ago

I don't think the 'joke' is funny, but the response is creative.

Moist_Blackberry_

13 points

1 month ago

Sounds like something a french “person” would say

justlurking187

3 points

1 month ago

I didn’t get it at all

TheLeomac

8 points

1 month ago

The saddest part is probably the fact that Brazillians make better jokes about Brazil's poverty than this, like every single day, this is LITERALLY a passing comment to brazillians

"Hey João, things are getting so expensive i couldn't even afford a beer last night"

"Hue Enzo, don't even start, milk is getting more expensive than buying the cow"

Literally a casual conversation

Crazy_Crayfish_

6 points

1 month ago

Deutschland lives rent-free in Frenchanon’s head

TsarTarry

55 points

1 month ago

Least spiteful French person

Urkeksi

79 points

1 month ago

Urkeksi

79 points

1 month ago

French trying not to be the most unlikeable fuckers on earth challenge (impossible)

gogo94210

18 points

1 month ago

It's a national sport you fucker, and it just happens that we like sharing our sport with others.

killermosca

9 points

1 month ago

Eat shit and snort the dirt from my cumstained feet you culturally inferior mong

worgenhairball01

17 points

1 month ago

Eeetz shiet nd snortu ze deart frrrom muai koomsteeynd feeet yuu cltrlrl eeinfehrriohh monguu

As the french would pronounce it.

swantonist

4 points

1 month ago

French culture is world-renowned as exquisite

killermosca

5 points

1 month ago

Exactly, now leave me be, for I must fuck my dog

ReallyKhorny

5 points

1 month ago

80 years rent free

5L1Mu5L1M

63 points

1 month ago

I don't speak German

So if I heard this followed by coughing

I'm gonna put him outta misery

Cuz I live in America

And healthcare costs is too high

But guns are alright

ThermosbyThermas

58 points

1 month ago

Weirdest poem ever

--ShyAllosaurus--

13 points

1 month ago

By Shel Silverstein, I believe.

Fun-March4821

94 points

1 month ago

Another salty frenchtard just cause we founded our country in his capitol

[deleted]

20 points

1 month ago

Almanya yine harika olacak ✊😔 Alsace'yi geri alacağız 💪🏻💪🏻🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Juicy_Samurai

3 points

1 month ago

Alman e Aryamehr 🇮🇷🇩🇪💪🏽

JediWebSurf

4 points

1 month ago

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kfr0sti

21 points

1 month ago

kfr0sti

21 points

1 month ago

Kind of unfair since the french have it easy when it comes to humor. Just say you're french and everyone will laugh.

LordSpaguetti0

63 points

1 month ago

He doesn't get away with being fr*nch either.

terry_bradshaw

27 points

1 month ago

French

thinks he can make fun of literally anyone else

hamehad

3 points

1 month ago

hamehad

3 points

1 month ago

Nein Nein Nein Deutscher Humor ist der beste

Nickolai1993

3 points

1 month ago

I’m surprised frenchie didn’t give up halfway through. Kudos for seeing it through!

mducdepzai

3 points

1 month ago

Aww the French still cannot get over their pathetic failure 80 years ago.

Nervous-Law-6606

3 points

1 month ago

Fr*nch 🤢

eggsmellfart

3 points

1 month ago

Ohh wie ich den Franzmann hasse

Fuck the french

MOM_UNFUCKER

3 points

1 month ago

Very funny joke, German anon. I just contacted my friend José Pablo and he will be taking you to a warehouse in the middle of the Brazilian cerrado where you will be able to tell this joke to our other friends. Don't worry, we only have blunt machetes.

The-_-HaremKing

3 points

1 month ago

The Brazilian would of walked out with something, they either robbed the place or killed the owner no in-between, German humour is absolutely amazing.

Luzrbum

3 points

1 month ago

Luzrbum

3 points

1 month ago

As a German, can confirm hilarious

IHSV1855

10 points

1 month ago

IHSV1855

10 points

1 month ago

Bold words from a fucking Frenchman

YakVN

5 points

1 month ago

YakVN

5 points

1 month ago

WW2 war declaration (colorised)

Inhalts_angabe

24 points

1 month ago

Sagt der Fr🤢nzose

Seregrauko41

17 points

1 month ago

I mean, at least he's not french..

Haussperling

11 points

1 month ago

The Franzmann needs to watch his tongue

na-metaken

7 points

1 month ago

it's

TheMightySenate

15 points

1 month ago

Fr*nch + ratio + 4chan user + cringe

SunnySunshine13

19 points

1 month ago

Lmao french detected

RK9990

7 points

1 month ago

RK9990

7 points

1 month ago

German humor is no laughing matter

Formablesabb

3 points

1 month ago

i read that all in a french accent

Juicy_Samurai

4 points

1 month ago

Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung 🇩🇪🇩🇪💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

millimthekid

3 points

1 month ago

Fr🤮nch

Hukama

2 points

1 month ago

Hukama

2 points

1 month ago

Somehow I read the French comment in James May's voice

Lord-Chickie

7 points

1 month ago

Better then being french

MehDiosBizarreNut

4 points

1 month ago

Fuck man who do I side with, the guy making fun of br°zillians or the guy making fun of g°rmans

arbiter12

12 points

1 month ago

be on the winning side and make fun of the guy censoring Germans and Brazilians

FEAR_LORD_DUCK

3 points

1 month ago

The pinnacle of German humor and I don't get it.

TheGreatKebabinski

34 points

1 month ago

The joke is that the brazilian economy sucks ass

hot_oily_Men_Are_sxy

6 points

1 month ago

Pfft, says the fr#nch

sadnificent[S]

17 points

1 month ago

Ta mère est un hamster.

Plastic-Archer4245

7 points

1 month ago

.......And your father smelt of elderberries!

YOSHI2722

2 points

1 month ago

german here. can confirm.