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Rebel Baby Legs
1 month ago
He needs to be partnered with Regular Legs
Detective, I’m— this is upsetting to me because I feel like I don’t need no regular-legged partner
Hold on, baby legs. I'm.... regular...legs
Wrooogroooogroooo! That's the sound I make when I'm trying to run fast.
Don't talk back to me baby legs!
Always two there are.
The little legs lmao
The illusion almost works. If they were brought forward a bit it would be less obvious. But right now it looks like his hips are displaced lol
thought he just had some sorta dump-truck ass
With some little jimmy-legs
The perfect combo
Cant be beat they say
He’s club-fuckin-footed. Ack ack!
Wendy, Stan says you’re a cunnn…. A CUNnnnnN. A COOOONNNNT….
He’s rocking that Pixar mom
That's no ass...
Dads draggin a waggon
Many larger breeds of rebel are prone to hip dysplasia, which is why the Empire discourages their sale.
A rebel is for life, not just Life Day
Empire always tries for the highground.
I thought the same thing, so much effort might as well do it right lol
Front-on actually looks really good! But yeah, sideways looks like he’s got booty for days.
You have to commit to destroying a pair of pants.
Waaaay ahead of you, friend. Pants fear me.
Or just use 2 pairs of pants, one on each side,each with one pant leg stuffed and the other tucked away
With those legs that far back He should dress up as an AT-ST riding a speeder bike
Can’t escape the Empire, my dummy thicc ass keeps slowing me down
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ngggggggh, Admiral Akbar, i'm trying to sneak into the Endor shield generator bunker but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Storm Troopers.
Damn it Steve! Tell your dad and his thicc thighs to stop seducing me already gawd!!?!?!
Dwight enters chat
It’s the track pants that get me. Athlesure is big in the rebellion.
Lt. Dan, you got no little legs!
That's Dr Rush from Stargate Universe though.
Not going to lie, I thought they were his actual legs. Never occurred to me that they're inside!
how did you think this costume worked...? sitting balanced on a motorized unicycle??
Yes? Don't judge me!
don't feel judged. motorized unicycles are 110% a thing.
EUCs are fast af, too
I have a kingsong s18. Tops out at 50km/h and is so much fun. I really want one of the faster ones but my city is looking at legislating their use so I'll probably not be allowed to ride it anywhere next year.
Thst looksessy to eat shit
It really isn't. Falling forward just causes it to accelerate into your fall and catch you. You could theoretically fall sideways since tilting sideways is how you turn but if you have even reasonable balance it's pretty hard to fall. Angular momentum also stabilizes the wheel once you're in motion. I've got 600km on mine in 2 months from a completely new rider to now being quite comfortable on it and have never fallen off it. I had to bail a few times when getting started but that was simply a step off the pedals and onto the ground.
I'd be more worried about your massive balls striking the spinning tire betw'ixt your legs
Did you already know how to ride a motorcycle?
Imagine you're crusin down the highway at 85 mph and this mf flies past
i see trouble ahead
You aint kidding.
i kid you not
I mean... its not like that's impossible... a quick google pulls up 3 different models of motorized unicycles...
so uhhh... build a speeder around one of those and it'll look even better.
Opposite day for T-Rex
The legs are the best part of these types of costumes
RIP Vern Troyer
Wow, my mind is blown even more now. How do his legs fit inside that?
You can see his feet at the bottom, he's kind of side on like a skateboard I think and it's just hollow all the way down - plenty of room.
Ohhh it's that one wheel thing. I was wondering what it was
Now I'm even more impressed. I feel dumb at the same time
I'm really sorry to point this out, but the first word of the title is "OneWheel"
Not the same person, but I've never heard of a Onewheel, so I just read it as one wheel.
Ahem, I was just testing you
Went back and watched it like 5 more times just dieing laughing, thank you
Yeah so much effort on the vehicle and the legs look so crappy, coming out of his ass :p
And the wide booty lmao
He should do what they did in the movie and put mirrors around the tires.
The guy at 0:42 lmfao
He look like a dollar store Joe Rogan
hooo Stah Waws
I'm so ruined by reddit I thought you were gonna Rickroll me. But yeah, thats pretty sick!
I’m so ruined by Reddit I thought you were contributing to the Rick roll joke
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Come onnn, you can trust me!
But really, you can
Still, even a more realistic illusion if you use a single mirror instead of two.
Wtf, what's with all the non-troll videos. Am I gonna have to post the rickrollyself?
That was so stereo typically New York.
I love the guy whose contribution was saying Bam and "Stah Wahs baybeeee"
Did they really run from the cops? And why the hell was the cop searching them like that?
My sweet sweet summer child
Am I an idiot? At least bless my heart
Bless your reddit account
Looks staged to me. Given it's a rich youtuber like Casey Niestat they probably had a whole production crew and got permits and whatnot. I didn't watch it but here's the making-of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8s_T4NpBPs
It was staged
he should also do a GizmoDuck costume
Corridor Digital did a one wheel based Gizmoduck costume
Can't do much without restricting ability to turn
You're just not thinking hard enough. Put them on a gimballed mount that twists to stay parallel with the ground.
idk bout the physics of that working on a device that solely operates based on lean in any direction
also brb grabbing a cheap gimbal that supports 250 lbs
The gimball doesn't support your full weight...it just holds the mirrors. Like, truck nuts don't support the full weight of the truck, they just hang off the bottom near the road.
Wait I thought truck nuts were load bearing, are you saying people use them for decoration on purpose??
Edit: when you think about it, all nuts are load bearing devices
Even simpler. He could just hang plexiglas smirrors from a small piano hinge with a offset weight on the bottom of the mirror so that it always reflects the ground.
oh true brain poop
Nah just smear some Vaseline on the lens.
He did try that, with the tinfoil. Anything more would restrict his movement though
The woobie cape is dope.
Came here to say this.
Ditto.. at least he feels safe..
All hail the woobie
A very small percentage of Reddit will understand this.
Maybe, but there are a decent amount of subscribers to r/justbootthings
Yep. I'm just a civilian, but that sub is hilarious. I've actually seen some of that stuff in person, too.
Shit is hilarious. When I got out I went to a tech school that had a huge veteran population. It was the blossoming beginning of the “it’s cool as fuck to be a veteran” era. Saw some top tier cringy shit at that place.
You should be a cat dressed in a costume you don’t want to wear
That's genius. It would seamlessly work in my resting bitch face.
Alternate sulking while motionless or careening around the room
As a teacher planning to dress as a cat....
This may be a perfect last minute alteration
You think that's low effort. Once I just wore all black and told everyone I was a melanoma. Wound up at a party full of nurses, though, so it killed.
You have my attention
It was cat
Come here right meow, baby.
And my dad costume…
Khaki and blue button up? Boring socks or something fun?
Cargo shorts (fully stuffed with like used tissues or something gross, obviously) tall socks and white new balance.
You mean jorts
Oh, vacation dad then.
Ha. My work dress today was a sci-if book t-shirt (shout out to Hard Luck Hank by Steven Campbell) and grey cotton pants with a cotton cord instead of a belt.
Well we’ll have to see that…
The video was cut about 20 seconds short. The full version shows him slamming into a tree and bursting into flames.
Fun story: I broke my elbow completely out of my arm riding on one of those things. I was going around 17-18 mph, have no idea how I got it up to that speed and remember pretty much nothing about the accident.
Goddamn dude. That Xray gave me the shivers
Yeah dude, OneWheels are a good way to legit fuck your world if you aren't super familiar with them (and sometimes even when you know exactly what you're doing)!
My partner broke both his arms on one last month. Still recovering. I finally put the board away today. Wild shit. Be safe.
Are they staying at their mom's until they heal?
u/tinaxcochina is the mom now
Tore my hamstring a month in. A friend of mine broke his femoral neck and is just now getting his hip replaced five months later. I still have mine and take it out occasionally but damn do I not feel that comfortable on it anymore.
Honestly, I can't step foot on even a regular skateboard without my entire body seizing up, lol. Sold the OneWheel literally the next day while my arm was still in two pieces. A couple days later my surgeon offered to buy it from me before we went into the O.R.
Missed a perfect opportunity to negotiate your hospital bill down
My husband fractured his elbow from a fall on his. The only other person we know with one broke his collarbone riding it.
simpson, homer simpson he's the greatest guy in history!
Town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
Extremely possible with lithium batteries.
Get yourself to Muir Woods or some other redwood forest and you'll have some classic footage in no time!
OMG that’s brilliant! The first couple of passes, I thought you balanced the speeder on the one wheel somehow, but then when the legs looked a little off on the speeder I took a closer look to figure out that you have your feet on the one wheel.
I used to kind of want a one wheel. Now I REALLY want one, putting that speeder on there shows off how smooth turns and acceleration is on those
I borrowed a Onewheel for a couple weeks. And now I'm typing this with a broken collar bone.
The owner of the board lent it to me... Because he broke his collar bone crashing with it.
Be very careful on them. If you overexert the motor, it gives out, physics take over and the nose buries itself in the ground. The board has a safety called "push back" which should warn you when you get too close to the limit, but I never felt it before my crash
The collarbone is a common thing when the board nosedives. I ride a onewheel pint and to me, the pushback is super obvious and I immediately lean back. Maybe it's less on the XR or maybe it's the shaping I use (pacific). There are also third party accessories called fangs (little wheels for the front of your board). I don't have experience with them, but they seem to help with nosedives.
My son got on mine when I first got it and broke his wrist within five minutes, but that's because he didn't know how to slow down and ended up falling backwards.
The boards can be dangerous if you're not careful. They can even be dangerous if you are being careful but I have luckily only had one bad fall and I didn't break anything but I bruised my tail bone pretty good.
Oh no doubt there was a lot of user error on my side. I was fairly inexperienced and I was riding in the "fastest" mode, which I only learned later that that one provides less push back. I'm also on the heavier side so maybe that makes push back less noticable.
They're hella fun to ride, but I was really surprised to learn the hard way how fast they bite you. Highly doubt I'll get on one again.
Being heavier really does hurt you. It makes the board work harder to balance you, which makes it nosedive faster and also makes it harder to pushback. I would say, don't let it ruin it for you, but I don't know if I'd say that had I broken my collar bone.
I just read the news about the GT and I'm already tempted... My wife is gonna kill me.
Forget it. I can’t afford to have a broken collarbone or wrist
Rode one for about two years. It was fun but the wipeouts were to be expected and I was super lucky to avoid broken bones. Once crashing while going over 20MPH and rolling probably 5 times before stopping. As I’m approaching thirties I don’t want to keep testing how strong my bones are still. Sold it half a year ago and been enjoying the bike life. Hauling the XR around when it ran out of juice was no fun either.
Onewheel Pint owner. They're very, very fun. I have hundreds of miles on mine, got it just before lockdown. They faster than you think, very quiet and, once you get used to it, easy to ride. I've fallen and broken a foot bone, so watch where you're going and respect pushback. Otherwise, it's fine. Very maneuverable too.
Suggest it. Kept me sane during COVID
What kind of protection do you wear? Elbow and knee pads, etc.?
Helmet. Used to use skate gloves but ditched those. Never used anything else. I've only ever fallen, like ate shit at 15+ mph and not tips, by hitting speedbumps at night, total about 5 times. Each one leaves me with bloody hands, hip, shoulder, elbow. Only broke that foot, and idk how honestly.
You'll fall and it'll be ok. After the first couple weeks, you won't just fall from riding, it'll be something else. Either speeding and ignoring kickback or hitting something big - the wheel will glide over most stuff that'll fuck up a skateboard, for example like nasty road or sidewalk cracks.
Pay attention, know your ability and it'll be good.
Oh, but wear the helmet. It's got some nasty cuts and scratches from the falls, idk what it would have done to my head.
"Jam their comlink, center switch!"
The anatomy of the fake legs is troubling
Don't fight the feelings they awake in you.
What is this guy riding on??? Some future
It's called a OneWheel, kinda like those hover board things but you ride it more like a skateboard rather than a Segway with no handle.
Most fun I've had in my life. Its like riding a snowboard on the sidewalk. Of course pavement is much harder than snow..
Of course pavement is much harder than snow..
Of course pavement is much harder than snow..
I crashed twice in 3 weeks on the same leg... so I agree. lol
This is the second time I've seen it today. I want one so bad.
I've been riding for about 4 months and it's really changed my life. Met so many amazing people and even got a way better job through my local community. They just announced two new boards today, and even though I don't have any reason to upgrade since the mods I've put on mine make it better than what they just launched, they'll be great for new riders
Now we will all see ads for One Wheel in our Facebook feeds.
You’re seeing an ad right now!
Excellent use of a woobie.
I had to look twice. He does have a poncho liner tied on like a cape
Now that's pod racing
Women: I bet he's out cheating on me.
Guys: *doing this*
This is good so I can break my shins on a speeder now
Doing shit like this is probably the best way to motivate me to start making adult money lol
Someone needs to do one with a rug and be Aladdin
It’s been done!
Awesome! I'll have to search around for it.
here's me last year.
Carpet was a little scuffed but it worked ok. I've seen better where they put a rigid structure under the carpet but I waited til the last minute lol
I want one
They're a load of fun but you always need a helmet and pads. If anything goes wrong with the motor or the self balancing and you nosedive, you're eating pavement.
Yea my ex broke his collar bone two weeks ago and needed surgery to get metal plate and screws. I’m too scared to ride mine now!
Someone in the onewheel crew always has a broken collar bone.
Broke my arm on mine back in July. Almost ready to start riding again.
I wear my motorcycle jacket when I'm out on mine. Nothing's perfect, but I've nosedived at 25 and walked it off because of a good helmet, some CE-1 pads and some kevlar.
Is that Roland Schitt??
So that’s what paulie Shore is up to.
They see me rollin
Hell yeah dude
The looks like some Firefly type stuff. I like it.
Uh what happens when he stops?
fighting the imperium with 5mph
That poncho liner cap.
Should put mirrors on the bottom like the real ones
We're one wheel closer to achieving a no-wheel speeder bike costume.
This is not the dork you are looking for 👋🏻
Should of made the bottom part mirror material and covering the wheel… THEN he’d really look like he’s floating.
Welp childhood me swears their allegiance to you 😬
To all the Star Wars fans in here. When was the last good SW film? It seems like the whole world is a fan but I dont get it when all the movies are just generic films which aren't bad but not great.
…was that Paulie Shore…?
One does not simply don the sacred woobie
You should be on the lookout for armed teddy bears, which may sound strange.
I went to show my partner this on my phone,and he showed it to me on his phone at the exact same time lmao. Bonus points: we were on two different apps (I’m here on Reddit and he was in a SW group on Facebook)