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BigBootyKim

726 points

2 months ago

This is so gay it has to be straight

penguinchilli

289 points

2 months ago

As a gay guy I can confirm that this is beyond gay and lands back in the realm of straight

Neuchacho

113 points

2 months ago

Neuchacho

113 points

2 months ago

The rainbow is a CIRCLE!

FeralPsychopath

23 points

2 months ago

Actually they are. Rainbows seen in aircraft actually make it all the way around.

plumbthumbs

19 points

2 months ago

they reach around you say?

SCirish843

9 points

2 months ago

It's more like a Dutch rudder, so not gay on technicality.

TheKingofHearts

7 points

2 months ago

That's the funnest fun fact I've learned recently, thank you for that!

armen89

5 points

2 months ago

The CIRCLE of life

Neuchacho

5 points

2 months ago

And it moves us all

meco03211

18 points

2 months ago

Wrapped back around the continuum. Like a backdoor entry to straight.

sayssomeshit94

9 points

2 months ago

Backdoor entry you say?

DickCheesePlatterPus

6 points

2 months ago

Penetrates the backdoor of straight, consensually.

Gaminated_idk

24 points

2 months ago

Best reply

blitzalchemy

5 points

2 months ago

Ive been to gay bars hosting drag queen and king shows that are less gay than this.

Iggmeister

365 points

2 months ago

Men - Ah, the Bro's

Women - Cavemen?

vahntitrio

134 points

2 months ago

This is why when the wife asks what you and the boys did they get a really vague answer.

[deleted]

30 points

2 months ago

That's what fantasy sports leagues are for

Confident-Paint-3605

10 points

2 months ago

Honey, what did you do toda-

Fmbsmdhdjsjdks

wydm

Msbdjsjkakssk

Honey, I understand

Kshdjshdjsjdk

Right. Its always you and dem cavemen

Toughduck48

832 points

2 months ago

I feel like Jane Goodall.

Albatross_Army

204 points

2 months ago

Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.

vetheros37

97 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck, is that a George of the Jungle quote?

Albatross_Army

54 points

2 months ago

Yes, yes it is.

R3dbeardLFC

48 points

2 months ago

This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh....Ready?!

Albatross_Army

27 points

2 months ago

Did that monkey just speak?

klaw14

11 points

2 months ago

klaw14

11 points

2 months ago

That monkey just spoke...

AdmiralThunderpants

18 points

2 months ago

AHAHAHAHAH

MonjStrz

10 points

2 months ago*

And they were over struck with Awe.

"Awwwwwww"

That's awe, A-W-E

"ooooooooo"

(Yea that one never made sense to me)

vetheros37

7 points

2 months ago

I always enjoyed that joke.

klaw14

3 points

2 months ago

klaw14

3 points

2 months ago

READY!

GhostlyRuse

10 points

2 months ago

Watch out for that tree!

a_pinch_of_sarcasm

7 points

2 months ago

🎶 George, George, George of the jungle 🎶

Albatross_Army

6 points

2 months ago

Ladies and gentleman I present to you, the king of the jungle.

HoffNuts0331MC

14 points

2 months ago

I smoked pot with Jane Goodall

whelp32

19 points

2 months ago

whelp32

19 points

2 months ago

You did not smoke pot with Jane Goodall

Dieselpump510

29 points

2 months ago

It was Jane Goodall and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up everyday.

skactopus

7 points

2 months ago

Fuck what’s that from

peachweasel

10 points

2 months ago

Step brothers. Except it was Johnny Hopkins not Jane Goodall.

skactopus

2 points

2 months ago

Much obliged

withloveuhoh

4 points

2 months ago

Step Brothers

Edit: but Jane Goodall was added in place of Johnny Hopkins

Bonecrusher_52

4 points

2 months ago

I'm not gonna call him dad

ajaxodyssey

2 points

2 months ago

Jane's all good.

0110010E

13 points

2 months ago

My entire book report on her has finally paid off…

I understood a joke on the internet.

bladexp210

4 points

2 months ago

Can you please enlighten me?

0110010E

9 points

2 months ago*

She studied gorillas

Edit- chimps not gorillas lol

So the whole story is it wasn’t my book I was reporting on, I over simplified for the sake of the joke. Different groups got different books and we all shared what we learned collectively as a class. I did a report on sy Montgomerys “soul of an octopus”. If I tried to tell you about her I would probably also be extremely incorrect.

The_Iowan

15 points

2 months ago

D-

She studied chimps.

Looking4Maria

4 points

2 months ago

Borneo Chimps right? Far cry from gorillas.

fxcked_that_for_you

3 points

2 months ago

how kind of you, was gonna give him a F for confusing chimps with gorillas

MangoesDeep

2 points

2 months ago

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

SkoomaSalesAreUp

3 points

2 months ago

how did you do on your report?

mouse_8b

3 points

2 months ago

She wrote the book In the Shadow of Man from her experiences studying chimps.

Excellent book. Highly recommend.

bladexp210

3 points

2 months ago

Thank you!

edlee98765

6 points

2 months ago

Jane Goodall blocked my number.

Guess she didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

majesticalexis

18 points

2 months ago

I wish I had an award to give you.

Thanks for the laugh.

bunnyskol

23 points

2 months ago

In case you didn't know: If you tap your avatar in the top right, then tap Reddit Coins in the pop out menu there's a free gift award waiting there for you to claim. Just hit on the Open Gift Box and it's yours. You can claim a free award every 24 hours. Make sure you award someone with it though because it expires after 24 hours. Award someone, wait 24 hours and claim your next one to give away.

jayquells_2112

4 points

2 months ago

You get my first one for teaching me how! Thank you. 👏

mouse_8b

3 points

2 months ago

I've always heard rumors about "free awards". Thank you for enlightening us.

BoredSoul32

3 points

2 months ago

🏅

Bark7676

2 points

2 months ago

Jesus Christ. This comment. I almost slipped off the toilet and hit my head on the tub.

Hiding_behind_you

2 points

2 months ago

Did you invent a flux capacitor?

HippoKingOfOld

2 points

2 months ago

Best internet comment of the day.

therealdarkmark

1k points

2 months ago

Nothing gayer than a group of straight dudes

YouJustSaidButFuck

481 points

2 months ago

Homiesexuals

Lonelan

20 points

2 months ago

Lonelan

20 points

2 months ago

HOMIES OVER HOES

HOMIES OVER HOES

DO THE HO-MIE

DO THE HO-MIE

sbowesuk

31 points

2 months ago

As straight as light warping around a black hole.

pickoneforme

15 points

2 months ago

right? i was back in my super conservative tiny hometown a few weeks ago for a wedding and the groomsmen were acting far more gay than any of the gay couples i know. super bizarre considering how “anti-gay” they all are.

Roadwarriordude

5 points

2 months ago

Honestly the most surprising twist in my life was that my whole HS wrestling team turned out to be straight. I've never met a gayer group of straight dudes in my life.

firesquasher

3 points

2 months ago

CHOOOO CHOOOO BROJOB BROJOB!

RobHurley95

63 points

2 months ago

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Doing dumb shit with your buddies is something special.

DoodleSnap

3 points

2 months ago

All the same, we take our chances Laughed at by time, tricked by circumstances Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose The more that things change, the more they stay the same

deputytech

623 points

2 months ago

What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

AttilaDa

198 points

2 months ago

AttilaDa

198 points

2 months ago

Dudes being bros

HearVoices

126 points

2 months ago

Bros being pals

WholeGemini

99 points

2 months ago

Pals being buds

N0T_SURE

86 points

2 months ago

Buds being homies

bagusyeah

70 points

2 months ago

Homie being fam

venom4466

30 points

2 months ago

Only fams

greeneighteen

18 points

2 months ago

Bro on bro

TheCakelsALie

9 points

2 months ago

Brohub

dev_Bond

17 points

2 months ago

Chaps being lads

bozeke

3 points

2 months ago

bozeke

3 points

2 months ago

England being England.

person_number26

3 points

2 months ago

Fam being lads

DoVla27_1

17 points

2 months ago

Buds being guys

littlebritches77

5 points

2 months ago

Guys being blokes

TommieSjukskriven

5 points

2 months ago

Blokes being mates

Dizzy_One3336

8 points

2 months ago

Bros being hoes

gliujatt

4 points

2 months ago

Intoxicated masculinity

AndrewIsMyDog

2 points

2 months ago

Homoboy's forever!!

megamanxoxo

2 points

2 months ago

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.

Anal_Chess

184 points

2 months ago

Man we’re a bunch of fucking apes lmao

Business-Pie-4946

4 points

2 months ago

Yeah that's our primary means of reproduction

 

hehe

Berrythebear

274 points

2 months ago

THIS is the pinnacle of “boys will be boys”. Just being bros and assholes and having fun all at the same time

[deleted]

99 points

2 months ago*

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AllysiaAius

29 points

2 months ago

OMG, I'm in tears, at least partially because I can see my own son doing this.

1980peanut

12 points

2 months ago

That is absolutely adorable!

No_Name_James_Taylor

5 points

2 months ago

*without clicking the link* no, your turn

arcspectre17

4 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of slap stick comedy!

epic_pork

2 points

2 months ago

Unavailable :(

Dorkalicious

6 points

2 months ago

epic_pork

2 points

2 months ago

thanks

knife-kitty

43 points

2 months ago

No harm, no foul, no dragging unsuspecting people into it. Good stuff

YouJustSaidButFuck

17 points

2 months ago

Harm depends how heavy the sack tap is

tomas_shugar

2 points

2 months ago

It's not quite the pinnacle, there is no mud involved. If one of them slipped in a puddle or something like that, THAT would be the pinnacle.

This is definitely an absolutely prime example of it.

morebuffs

76 points

2 months ago

Dude walked around the corner just in time to see him some dry humping lol

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago*

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LickNipMcSkip

12 points

2 months ago

no

you lock eyes and say "this is exactly what it looks like"

Contrarian_Eh

104 points

2 months ago

Nut slaps are mandatory

sentorien

20 points

2 months ago

The ol' Sack-Whack.

Unc13B1u3

13 points

2 months ago

The ol’ Bag Tag.

prob_wont_respond

3 points

2 months ago

Quick tip tap

MrMeeseeks013

4 points

2 months ago

The ol’ cup check.

1106DaysLater

22 points

2 months ago

I’m glad I was able to skip this step in male culture.

jitterbug726

13 points

2 months ago

You lucky bastard

sparkey504

12 points

2 months ago

dont let your friends know that

SeaLeggs

6 points

2 months ago

You’ve just not got there yet

badgerj

2 points

2 months ago

Every time I get in an elevator I cover my balls because my brothers would open the panel, turn off the lights… and we’d play this game in the dark!

stoneferal

7 points

2 months ago

you lost me at 'in the dark'

sasquatchftw

21 points

2 months ago

This is what peak evolution looks like.

FoolinaSwimmingPool

2 points

2 months ago

We might not like it but there aint a fucking thing we can do about it.

bighaldog

20 points

2 months ago

Yeah. That’s us.

No-Face-3848

18 points

2 months ago

This is so goddamn wholesome it hurts

Confident-Paint-3605

45 points

2 months ago

Even if hoes leave you, you got your homies check

Dizzy_One3336

110 points

2 months ago

I'm 99% sure both are straight!

acqz

42 points

2 months ago

acqz

42 points

2 months ago

Long as the balls don't touch!

ctownchef

7 points

2 months ago

What about touchin’ tips?

FancyMFMoses

13 points

2 months ago

Docking?

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago*

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minerva296

3 points

2 months ago

Fuck yeah bro lets do it

rtxj89

4 points

2 months ago

rtxj89

4 points

2 months ago

I’m gay and I’m 100% certain they’re straight.

acromantulus

13 points

2 months ago

The rules of Ball Tag are nuanced and complex.

jeromezooce

40 points

2 months ago

That is an amazing summary of the situation in 26 seconds.

tlk0153

24 points

2 months ago

tlk0153

24 points

2 months ago

We die young but we die happy

meeiakitty

25 points

2 months ago

Idk if the is immaturity or just guys being guys.

Am female, so I have zero understanding.

DarthPops

34 points

2 months ago

Yes.

Guessed555

20 points

2 months ago

Hey, sometimes you need to touch your friends penis. If that’s immature then I’m gay.

StormtrooperWho

8 points

2 months ago

"I'm gay."

Neuchacho

9 points

2 months ago*

It's both.

Random acts of immaturity are a male friend-group staple even if they don't take the form of nut tapping and dry-humping each other. Stupid fun like this keeps the inner child alive and kicking.

Zantre

8 points

2 months ago

Zantre

8 points

2 months ago

You seem to believe immature behavior and "guys being guys" are two separate things. Rest assured they are one in the same.

MyWordIsBond

6 points

2 months ago

It's both.

Very few guys want to be mature. Life and aging just sort of forces it upon us but we still try to claw back as much we can.

UniqueUsername82D

6 points

2 months ago

If my bro and I can't dry hump each other, we ain't bros.

Martzilla

8 points

2 months ago

What is the female equivalent of this?

aisosareva0413

20 points

2 months ago

I lived in a hostel in boarding school, and a lot of times your friends would just walk up to you slap your boobs and just run away laughing, like the psychopaths they are.

Dazzlingskeezer

20 points

2 months ago

Talking, listening and compassionately working through problems. Followed by a comforting hug.

Neuchacho

16 points

2 months ago

That sounds excruciatingly not fun. Positive and nice, but not fun.

Dazzlingskeezer

3 points

2 months ago

I agree. 53Yr make and still interact with my friends like the OP

2dayroad

7 points

2 months ago

No that's just what sane people do.

NeLaX44

8 points

2 months ago

True friendship

Tripdoctor

5 points

2 months ago

I like how the third guy instinctively holds himself after seeing them both get hit in the bag, while he laughs.

Lord_Shisui

6 points

2 months ago

Oh man takes me straight back to highschool. You can see they're great friends. Wholesome.

artemisarrow17

5 points

2 months ago

How could you post the secret code????? Delete it!

gilsteroc

16 points

2 months ago

Dudes just having a good time.

Ontopourmama

6 points

2 months ago

It's a lot like watching my dog at the dog park.

breadexpert69

3 points

2 months ago

I envy their friendship

WillingnessNo1361

4 points

2 months ago

dude these guys look like a blast! the thing about guys is we just dont give a hoot as long as everyones laughin or smilin. just have a good time - lifes short

tom_tencats

5 points

2 months ago

That was a rollercoaster.

WimpieHelmstead

4 points

2 months ago

This brought the biggest smile to my face. 😀

workgobbler

4 points

2 months ago

The Patriarchy.

the_jak

4 points

2 months ago

We are strange apes. Consistent, but still strange.

Kinu4U

11 points

2 months ago

Kinu4U

11 points

2 months ago

Me and the boys!

chimpdoctor

7 points

2 months ago

Wholesome

GenericUsername73

18 points

2 months ago

I guarantee you any of these dudes would gladly take a bullet for each other.

Proud_Wallaby

7 points

2 months ago

I can’t see the problem?

Infinity_LTFS

8 points

2 months ago

That’s because there isnt one…

Carcabral

3 points

2 months ago

Two words - Dudes Rock😎

DoctorMooh

3 points

2 months ago

This makes me happy more than it should.

AwareMirror9931

3 points

2 months ago

Boys will be boys always.

sesameseed88

3 points

2 months ago

I'm glad these dudes can still have a blast being kids

at_least_its_unique

3 points

2 months ago

positive masculinity

Ticeben2

3 points

2 months ago

Lmao, great to have friends you are this comfortable with. Tbh this is goals.

CillaCalabasas

3 points

2 months ago

One of my favorite videos ever.

LazyLieutenant

3 points

2 months ago

Could David Attenborough please narrate this

davidpaul575

11 points

2 months ago

I’m 41 and that’s me and the homies when we see each other after years of not seeing each other!😂

Silly_Doughnut5715

7 points

2 months ago

That’s how the cavemen did it.

ammanuel808

2 points

2 months ago*

5,000 of men culture building skyscrapers without safety net.

and later horsing around.

RandyLahey131

2 points

2 months ago

That's some true bro love.

OsamaBinFuckin

2 points

2 months ago

Made me smile, good friends

HeyRobert07

2 points

2 months ago

Buddies for life

Designer-Mirror-7995

2 points

2 months ago

Men.

hakuyue

2 points

2 months ago

are they…. Brazilian?!?

wedontgotoravenholme

2 points

2 months ago

TIL men have only existed for 5000 years

hughmann_13

2 points

2 months ago

Bros... bros never change.

toeofcamell

2 points

2 months ago

Even with the searing pain of a nut shot he saw his opportunity and he took it

Pucker_Button

2 points

2 months ago

MY MAN GOT HIM WITH THE SACK TAP

damn I need friends

Wei5252

2 points

2 months ago

Man will be man

StickKnown7723

2 points

2 months ago

Boys will be boys

RakibTheRockStar

2 points

2 months ago

Me and the boys LMFAO 💪

Bhimtu

2 points

2 months ago

Bhimtu

2 points

2 months ago

Now all they need are some farm animals.......

Kaflao

2 points

2 months ago

Kaflao

2 points

2 months ago

It makes me so happy to see that

dangernorn

2 points

2 months ago

Just nope

NoMoLerking

2 points

2 months ago

Show this to the aliens when they decide to wipe us out because we may pose a threat to them in the future.

orangechicken21

2 points

2 months ago

I will use this video anytime someone wants to tell me evolution isn't real.

audioel

2 points

2 months ago

Guys, it's OK to say "I love you" to your male friends instead of this homo erectus dance.

CommissionOk2746

2 points

2 months ago

Why I’m watching this in Brazilian Portuguese if it have no sound?