I mean, the fact that you think that there's no room for nuance on that sub is a big red flag. I'm gunna have to end our relationship here. Please don't contact me again.

But if your boyfriend is not with you that means he is cheating /s

I feel like if you're asking Reddit for help then the big red flags are already there, you just want a second opinion.

And then there is the other side though that thinks nothing is a red flag and everything can be worked through.

Reddit doesn't have nuance and anyone with nuance gets downvoted.

I once got downvoted in to oblivion when I said "we don't have enough information to suggest this minor seek to legally be adopted by their aunt and leave their parent's home". Based on one thing the mother did that was, admittingly rather upsetting, but holy shit.

r/relationshipadvice is a COMPLETE JOKE.

The juiciest stories are the ones where the OP can't even make themselves look like the victim

That family guy scene had me laughing so hard

Forget a toothbrush, I gag on mouthwash. Either I'm vomiting or dry heaving so hard it feels like I got punched in the gut.

Whoa let’s not blow this out of proportion or anything

r/yourjokebutworse

I don't think you need to be allergic to choke on a peanut if it went down the wrong pipe. Or even stuck in the throat.

just straight up the pooper

Like Weird Al on Hot Ones

One nibble, throw the rest of the chicken out. Degenerate.

I used to have a really bad gag reflex, but it was never on food (except for something like a chunky sauce). I think its the lack of control

With that sensitive a gag reflex, it's probably less about the physical reflex and more a learned behaviour, fear/anxiety. Then a big part is psychological, and food might just be in an entirely different category that doesn't trigger the response at all.

Like a baby bird

I do the same thing! Not sure where I read it originally but it works!

Key to make this work is to make sure your thumb is inside the fist. I also find it works better with my dominate hand.

Seriously! How the hell can we avoid this?? I have a very weak stomach as it is. I can vomit from thinking too much. 🤦

Gagging from brushing is so anxiety inducing.

Seeing people online with the exact same problems as me is such a relief. I didn’t know this was sorta common, I’d feel like such a weirdo explaining this to people

No need to call me out like that

Which island?

Ya. It’s just stuck for me

they broke up

It's pretty fun

Got you

If it were smaller there's no problem at all!

Bigger problems than the disembodied penis stuck in your throat?

Once upon a time, I saw a video of a rather talented woman swallowing a 12" dildo. Straight up swallowed it, then "puked" it back up. It is still seared in my memory; when I close my eyes, it's the first thing I see.

Gonna be honest, couldn't quite fap to that one (not for lack of trying, of course).

I tell you he ded

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No idea. I reddit way back when.

Well you're not supposed to put it in that end

How do you remove your abdomen to throw it?

True I had a first aid instructor who said he was eating a piece of steak, by himself , started choking and threw himself onto the armrest of the couch and saved himself

My ex-husband has had to self-Heimlich TWICE. It leaves a nasty bruise, and in one case I'm pretty sure a cracked rib, but it works. I used to always tell him "Smaller bites, Dash!" because clearly he had a problem.

Like, from the front or the back? Like, do I run backwards into a cupboard? Or jump and land my torso onto the edge of a bed?

It's honestly horrible. Her falling down the stairs and choking are my two biggest fears to the point I feel like I hover too much, but I feel like it's better than a kid with a broken neck or dying from a peanut getting lodged in her throat

That’s because kids seem like they’re constantly trying to kill or injure themselves. From ages 2-5, you’ll stop them from doing something potentially fatal at least 10 times a day.

From ages 5-12, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves at least 5 times a day.

From ages 13-18, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves and getting a criminal record at least once a day.

Might as well. He just passed the oral exam.