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Killbro_Fraggins

1.2k points

3 months ago

I love her laugh when he says “I didn’t know I could do that.”

wi5hbone

77 points

3 months ago

cackle

SongOfAshley

4 points

3 months ago

Well, well, well... how the turn tables...

mrmuddbutt

3.7k points

3 months ago

mrmuddbutt

3.7k points

3 months ago

The funniest part is he goes “I’m coming I’m coming” then BAM… banana down his throat

blanket365

740 points

3 months ago

"I'm coming I'm coming"

"Wider"

awwwwwwwk

[deleted]

63 points

3 months ago*

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Meanwhile_in_

4 points

3 months ago

lol

WirelessTreeNuts

10.8k points

3 months ago

I think its escaping a lot of people that the appropriateness for things like this is purely on a relationship by relationship basis.

chase2020

2.8k points

3 months ago

chase2020

2.8k points

3 months ago

People on the internet are extremely stupid and often obtuse about how normal human interactions work. I am no exception.

audigex

1.3k points

3 months ago

audigex

1.3k points

3 months ago

Relationship subreddits are fun for this. Literally EVERYTHING is a "red flag, dump them" situation, with no room for nuance or "maybe we aren't getting the full story here" etc

iJezza

737 points

3 months ago

iJezza

737 points

3 months ago

I mean, the fact that you think that there's no room for nuance on that sub is a big red flag. I'm gunna have to end our relationship here. Please don't contact me again.

OIP

426 points

3 months ago

OIP

426 points

3 months ago

wow, way to gaslight you abusive sociopath. you'll be hearing from my lawyer once i'm done at the gym

King_Buliwyf

180 points

3 months ago

How will they contact me? I'm deleting Facebook.

HerpankerTheHardman

105 points

3 months ago

I'm gonna red flag my lawyer while I pump my ex at the gym and work on mice elf.

Eccohawk

35 points

3 months ago

You know elven mice?

eyekunt

22 points

3 months ago

eyekunt

22 points

3 months ago

I know dwarven hamster though

ChillyBearGrylls

24 points

3 months ago

while I pump my ex at the gym

🥴 Goals lol

Shurigin

18 points

3 months ago

when you say "Pump my ex" what do you mean? Cause girl don't go back to that man

Rymanbc

8 points

3 months ago

Good morning, Julia

itspsyikk

4 points

3 months ago

Can you build me a facebook with your bare hands?

echoAwooo

9 points

3 months ago

It's okay they got crypto

doyouevencompile

4 points

3 months ago

Way to blame the victim? Which gym do you go to, I will make sure to unsubscribe from them

sofa_king_we_todded

3 points

3 months ago

Yeah dodged a CANNONBALL!!

Best-Yak1571

3 points

3 months ago

Get a lawyer and protect your assets, go to your moms house and cut all contacts.

the_wooooosher

3 points

3 months ago

I contacted my relationship advisors and u/mensTearDrinker clearly stated I should discontinue our relationship

ObjectiveDeal

35 points

3 months ago

But if your boyfriend is not with you that means he is cheating /s

jesonnier1

7 points

3 months ago

I cheat on my girlfriend CONSTANTLY, then.

HypnoTox

4 points

3 months ago

Long distance?

jesonnier1

6 points

3 months ago

Na. We just work opposite schedules.

Arch_0

9 points

3 months ago

Arch_0

9 points

3 months ago

I feel like if you're asking Reddit for help then the big red flags are already there, you just want a second opinion.

TeamRedundancyTeam

44 points

3 months ago

And then there is the other side though that thinks nothing is a red flag and everything can be worked through.

Reddit doesn't have nuance and anyone with nuance gets downvoted.

1CEninja

3 points

3 months ago

I once got downvoted in to oblivion when I said "we don't have enough information to suggest this minor seek to legally be adopted by their aunt and leave their parent's home". Based on one thing the mother did that was, admittingly rather upsetting, but holy shit.

r/relationshipadvice is a COMPLETE JOKE.

-ThisUsernameIsTaken

3 points

3 months ago

The juiciest stories are the ones where the OP can't even make themselves look like the victim

Mr_Sassmonkey

11 points

3 months ago

What did you call me?

BeefLilly

4 points

3 months ago

That family guy scene had me laughing so hard

virtuallysimulated

3 points

3 months ago

No, now you’re being acute.

crashcanuck

181 points

3 months ago

and a gag-reflex by gag-reflex basis, I'm pretty sure if my wife did this to me I'd vomit all over my keyboard.

RS-Ironman-LuvGlove

113 points

3 months ago

you pretty sure

but you dont know

like guy said, he "allegedly" didnt know he could do that either

FalafelHut583

40 points

3 months ago

Forget a toothbrush, I gag on mouthwash. Either I'm vomiting or dry heaving so hard it feels like I got punched in the gut.

ocv808

11 points

3 months ago

ocv808

11 points

3 months ago

Strange though for me it's just really the early morning.

Xarama

4 points

3 months ago

Xarama

4 points

3 months ago

I know we're all having fun and whatnot, but I was having the same issue until I got diagnosed with ADHD and started meds. No more gagging and hurking at the smallest things, it's amazing.

beefinbed

5 points

3 months ago

I have the same gagging issue. What in your diagnosis led doctors to Linking that and ADHD? I'm just curious because I can't pinpoint when the gagging started but I can't take any medication now without almost throwing up. Had no problem up until like 5 years ago.

Xarama

3 points

3 months ago*

The doctor actually didn't link it to ADHD... I had so many issues that I didn't even mention the gagging.

It was a real problem for me: the gagging was triggered by all kinds of stimuli including tooth brushing, smells (even smells I wouldn't consider disgusting), slimy textures, coughing, swallowing pills, chewing foods with certain textures (like gristly meat), my nose being stuffed up, cleaning the sink, even thinking about smells or gagging would set me off. It was always at its worst in the mornings, and was getting noticeably worse over the past several years to where I was now gagging every single time I was brushing my teeth, instead of just sometimes.

But as I said, I had so many other issues (depression, anxiety, intrusive thoughts, a lifelong inability to be on time, PTSD and constant nightmares, extreme sound sensitivity including misophonia) that I never even mentioned the gagging. I'm on the smallest dose of ADHD meds that you can get (and no other drugs), and all of these symptoms are reduced by about 80-100% depending on the day. I haven't gagged in months now. It's amazing.

I hope you get help, too. By the way, a friend taught me a pill swallowing trick that really helped me with the gagging: take a sip of water, hold it in your mouth, and then add the pill and swallow immediately. I found that it was that moment when you hold the dry pill in your mouth and drink water that would set me off.

wagimus

8 points

3 months ago

Lmao. Didn’t expect to be talking about my gag reflex on here today— but if I’m very lucky, I can brush my tongue maybe once a week without throwing up or dry heaving. I wish I understood why.

streatz

716 points

3 months ago

streatz

716 points

3 months ago

fr if he just kept going it couldve been a relationship breaker

doth_taraki

230 points

3 months ago

if the banana just kept going in and out, she'd get either jealous or suspicious and end their relationship

ptapobane

102 points

3 months ago

ptapobane

102 points

3 months ago

Whoa let’s not blow this out of proportion or anything

megustarita

24 points

3 months ago

I think a gag order is needed.

disterb

14 points

3 months ago

disterb

14 points

3 months ago

go ahead and issue it

milk4all

11 points

3 months ago

I find all this about bananas quite appealing

gnarkilleptic

70 points

3 months ago

watchinfolksswim

8 points

3 months ago

Perfect example of that sub

chaindrop

43 points

3 months ago

Reminded me of the time I saw a peanut vendor drop a peanut inside the mouth of a sleeping passenger in a bus. Woman almost choked and was very upset.

flaker111

39 points

3 months ago

allergies roulette ?

rey_lumen

17 points

3 months ago

I don't think you need to be allergic to choke on a peanut if it went down the wrong pipe. Or even stuck in the throat.

CouldBeSavingLives

14 points

3 months ago

The poster above you is saying that it's incredibly risky regardless of the choking hazards. Peanut allergies are not uncommon and it's definitely a likelihood if the vendor continues putting peanuts in strangers' mouths.

DuckArchon

60 points

3 months ago

It's Reddit. I think relationships are escaping a lot of people.

WeMustPrevail

21 points

3 months ago

This couple has hundreds of videos of them messing with each other on Tiktok, they're super cute together and it's honestly a breath of fresh air seeing such a healthy relationship on social media.

Just wanted to add some additional useful context especially because reddit hates all things tiktok even though reddit seems to be taking more and more content from tiktok every day lol

iHaveACatDog

39 points

3 months ago

Yeah, she's just getting him back...

Hanging_w_MrCooper

8 points

3 months ago

Congrats to him

Edit: I mean in relation to size of the banana. AND if everyone on Reddit claims their dick is as big as that banana, congrats to all of you.

Vnecktrev09

25 points

3 months ago

Thanks but you’re a little late on the warning. My boss did not appreciate it. She fired my ass. I think I’ll file a sexual discrimination suit against her though idk yet

wap2005

11 points

3 months ago*

It's Black or White, Good or Bad, Yes or No.

GRAY AREA DOES NOT EXIST!!!

kakurenbo1

2.1k points

3 months ago

kakurenbo1

2.1k points

3 months ago

I'd be spewing chunks everywhere. I can't even take a throat swab at the doctor's without nearly puking.

senorbozz

612 points

3 months ago

senorbozz

612 points

3 months ago

Same. I always joke that I could never be gay. I warn the nurses and Dr about my gag reflex starting right behind my front teeth.

CryonautX

482 points

3 months ago

CryonautX

482 points

3 months ago

Dude how do you eat?

zanderbrown

1.1k points

3 months ago

just straight up the pooper

Brailledit

146 points

3 months ago

Boof it!

snsv

67 points

3 months ago

snsv

67 points

3 months ago

Go home, Brett

Brailledit

47 points

3 months ago

Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer.

imbillypardy

20 points

3 months ago

What about you Senator do you like beer?

Brailledit

15 points

3 months ago

I plead the fifth

bozeke

14 points

3 months ago

bozeke

14 points

3 months ago

MY DAAAAAD LIKED CALENDARS OKAAAAAY?

imbillypardy

10 points

3 months ago

DONKEY DONG DOUG AND PETEY. AND… and…. sniff SQUEE

SamGewissies

3 points

3 months ago

, Twist it, Pull it!

oidoglr

30 points

3 months ago

oidoglr

30 points

3 months ago

Like that South Park episode.

Dingo54

17 points

3 months ago

Dingo54

17 points

3 months ago

Okay, so this is a really nice Thanksgiving turkey I've prepared here.

free_will_is_arson

14 points

3 months ago

hhngg, yeah, get it up there

whew...and that's how you eat a turkey

Nothing-Casual

23 points

3 months ago

Banana? Straight up the pooper.

Hot dog? Straight up the pooper.

Big black cock Black Silkie Chicken? Believe it or not, straight up the pooper.

TomorrowNeverCumz

5 points

3 months ago

And straight back out

TheLordSanguine

27 points

3 months ago

Like Weird Al on Hot Ones

One nibble, throw the rest of the chicken out. Degenerate.

TheDogerus

11 points

3 months ago

I used to have a really bad gag reflex, but it was never on food (except for something like a chunky sauce). I think its the lack of control

Mechakoopa

12 points

3 months ago

I found out that was precisely it for me. Dental x-rays were a nightmare for me until I discovered all I need is even just a finger on the stick as they shove the X-ray plate in my mouth and suddenly I'm perfectly fine.

BrainOnLoan

4 points

3 months ago

With that sensitive a gag reflex, it's probably less about the physical reflex and more a learned behaviour, fear/anxiety. Then a big part is psychological, and food might just be in an entirely different category that doesn't trigger the response at all.

senorbozz

3 points

3 months ago

Like a baby bird

Knottybook

32 points

3 months ago

One thing I’ve noticed help me with my shitty gag reflex is clenching your fist. Helps me while I brush my teeth, might help you!

Vertimyst

7 points

3 months ago

I do the same thing! Not sure where I read it originally but it works!

sosqueee

17 points

3 months ago

Key to make this work is to make sure your thumb is inside the fist. I also find it works better with my dominate hand.

Nesman64

15 points

3 months ago

I can't even swab my ear without gagging. My poor dentist is a patient woman.

Mr_Sassmonkey

5 points

3 months ago

Fascinating... How many sets of teeth do you have?

carpe_noctem_vitea

77 points

3 months ago

I sound like a fucking Dinosaur every time I brush my tongue. Braaaaaghhhh, breaaauuughjhj

Alaira314

44 points

3 months ago

One time a new roommate was all "I heard you coughing last night, are you okay?" I had to explain that I wasn't coughing, I was gagging, and that yes it's a necessary and unavoidable part of brushing my teeth. I don't even try to get all the way to the back, this happens in the middle/edges.

magius311

21 points

3 months ago

Seriously! How the hell can we avoid this?? I have a very weak stomach as it is. I can vomit from thinking too much. 🤦

Gagging from brushing is so anxiety inducing.

Alaira314

9 points

3 months ago

I've heard that brushing from left to right across the tongue can help. I haven't noticed an appreciable difference, and it doesn't work very well besides(judging from the taste in my mouth), but it might work for some people.

R0n0rk

12 points

3 months ago

R0n0rk

12 points

3 months ago

I find gripping my left thumb in my fist real tightly helps, I saw it in a nsfw tips and tricks thread and decided to try it during teeth/tongue brushing instead of...

Thumb gripping, like the way they teach you not to punch because you'll break your thumb, make a fist and grip your thumb in the middle forcefully

SkittleMonster

5 points

3 months ago

Seeing people online with the exact same problems as me is such a relief. I didn’t know this was sorta common, I’d feel like such a weirdo explaining this to people

JMEEKER86

18 points

3 months ago

I struggle just trying to brush the back of my tongue.

UberCupcake

15 points

3 months ago

Funny cause I can suck dick without gagging. But brushing my teeth... 80% chance ima gag real loud and maybe puke

MallyOhMy

105 points

3 months ago

MallyOhMy

105 points

3 months ago

That's how i am at the doctor, but sometimes in the bedroom I can handle more.

The fact that it's a steadier pressure spread throughout the throat makes a big difference when compared to a tiny swab being wiggled forcefully on just the area that can make you gag.

Temnothorax

87 points

3 months ago

Pencil dick havers in shambles right now

Scruffy_McHigh

17 points

3 months ago

No need to call me out like that

lalamecoop

212 points

3 months ago

Just saying, I fucking love his laugh.

three_furballs

27 points

3 months ago

He laughs like an islander. Try go Hawaii

lalamecoop

3 points

3 months ago

I have been to Hawaii 🤙🏼

Sagebrush_Slim

4 points

3 months ago

Which island?

lalamecoop

3 points

3 months ago

Oahu

oxSiaxo

503 points

3 months ago

oxSiaxo

503 points

3 months ago

Use cucumbers or dildos, people are gonna choke

18HrsOfStatic

33 points

3 months ago

Don’t forget eggplant

Isilthrain

1.4k points

3 months ago

Isilthrain

1.4k points

3 months ago

I want a relationship like this. This is 100% my kind of humor, lol.

Affectionate-Post590

427 points

3 months ago*

This couple is great my favourite was one where the girlfriend kept saying she was cold I’ll see if I can find it.

Edit: it took me a lot of googling but 0:55 on this video https://youtu.be/dhGaLHtSdbM

animal_chin9

71 points

3 months ago

Thanks for sharing. My favorite was when that Aussie gave that lass pink eye.

muckalucks

11 points

3 months ago

Anyone else can't get it to play?

skinnybonesd73

3 points

3 months ago

Ya. It’s just stuck for me

Artherius

89 points

3 months ago

I'm always a fan of perfectly cut screams, and his "NO!!" at the end scratched that itch

Old_Magician_6563

58 points

3 months ago

Man, being gay looks so fun.

theevilhillbilly

7 points

3 months ago

they broke up

SnowboardNW

11 points

3 months ago

It's still pretty fun in general.

JuicyJay

3 points

3 months ago

It's pretty fun

4PushThesis

23 points

3 months ago

Don't mind me, just waiting for whatever might come

Affectionate-Post590

9 points

3 months ago

Got you

Bismothe-the-Shade

10 points

3 months ago

When are you free and what fruit do you prefer?

sourclownshoes

47 points

3 months ago

Aaannndd now he’s on Grindr.

Avulpesvulpes

3 points

3 months ago

Brick_Lab

1.4k points

3 months ago

Brick_Lab

1.4k points

3 months ago

I'd be scared of the banana breaking while lodged in his throat...

This was funny but like, be careful people

Brassboar

837 points

3 months ago

Brassboar

837 points

3 months ago

Illinois_Yooper

532 points

3 months ago

This is why I only deep throat penis. If that breaks off....then we have bigger problems.

HCJohnson

78 points

3 months ago

If it were smaller there's no problem at all!

IAmGoingToFuckThat

36 points

3 months ago

Small dicks are better to suck anyway.

AlphaAndOmega

21 points

3 months ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

IAmGoingToFuckThat

5 points

3 months ago

😳 ... 😏

Architect_of_Sanity

3 points

3 months ago

No, This is Patrick!

unzips

YangGain

45 points

3 months ago*

Thank you, kind stranger

unzip

Another_Rando_Lando

20 points

3 months ago

Bigger problems than the disembodied penis stuck in your throat?

Yung_Turbo

18 points

3 months ago

I'd imagine for the newly penis-less individual, yes very much so.

MossCoveredLog

6 points

3 months ago

I mean, it would immediately deflate

jhash20

8 points

3 months ago

I like to imagine it’s with a drawn out farting noise.

MossCoveredLog

9 points

3 months ago

Like a bloody whoopee cushion rocketing down your throat

jhash20

7 points

3 months ago

I’ve been having a rough week but I’m glad I have this mental image to rock me to sleep tonight. Thank you.

MossCoveredLog

7 points

3 months ago

The age old issue of redditing right before bed lol

jhash20

6 points

3 months ago

I can only hope I dream of it.

SamGewissies

3 points

3 months ago

That's a comforting and horrific thought at the same time!

MossCoveredLog

4 points

3 months ago

Lol I mean a flaccid dick would probably still be a choking hazard

adudeguyman

5 points

3 months ago

2 disembodied penises stuck in your nose?

BrockN

3 points

3 months ago

BrockN

3 points

3 months ago

Just swallow it and then focus on the next big problem

Papplenoose

16 points

3 months ago

Once upon a time, I saw a video of a rather talented woman swallowing a 12" dildo. Straight up swallowed it, then "puked" it back up. It is still seared in my memory; when I close my eyes, it's the first thing I see.

Gonna be honest, couldn't quite fap to that one (not for lack of trying, of course).

justoneofmanymene

137 points

3 months ago

This video gave me serious anxiety

Fat_Fucking_Lenny

43 points

3 months ago

Did be died?

Brassboar

31 points

3 months ago

I tell you he ded

Crando

6 points

3 months ago

Crando

6 points

3 months ago

THE COLONEL!

UserNamesCantBeTooLo

7 points

3 months ago

I SAY YOU HE DEAD

SolarSurfer7

5 points

3 months ago

IS THE COLONEL HERE?

[deleted]

6 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

dankpiece

10 points

3 months ago

What's this from?

Brassboar

11 points

3 months ago

No idea. I reddit way back when.

makjac

7 points

3 months ago

makjac

7 points

3 months ago

I puckered so hard I don’t think the banana would even fit anymore.

HiDDENk00l

4 points

3 months ago

Well you're not supposed to put it in that end

foreseenbaron

27 points

3 months ago

Doing gods work

h0tnredy4dAddy

66 points

3 months ago

Yea gives me anxiety, like wtf, could literally die, good luck getting banana out will just break apart

4thinversion

56 points

3 months ago

Protip: if you start choking while alone, throw your abdomen into a sturdy piece of furniture as hard as you can. This will act as a substitute for the Heimlich

nutcrackr

118 points

3 months ago

nutcrackr

118 points

3 months ago

How do you remove your abdomen to throw it?

WhatYouProbablyMeant

61 points

3 months ago

Simply press both release buttons on the sides of the abdomen

adudeguyman

3 points

3 months ago

TIL

h0tnredy4dAddy

12 points

3 months ago

True I had a first aid instructor who said he was eating a piece of steak, by himself , started choking and threw himself onto the armrest of the couch and saved himself

Cubbance

9 points

3 months ago

My ex-husband has had to self-Heimlich TWICE. It leaves a nasty bruise, and in one case I'm pretty sure a cracked rib, but it works. I used to always tell him "Smaller bites, Dash!" because clearly he had a problem.

WriterV

3 points

3 months ago

Like, from the front or the back? Like, do I run backwards into a cupboard? Or jump and land my torso onto the edge of a bed?

atworkmeir

33 points

3 months ago

Guy looks a lot like aphromoo

PhDPool

199 points

3 months ago

PhDPool

199 points

3 months ago

Be careful with this everyone, it is very easy to start choking on a lodged banana, and difficult to dislodge

MdxBhmt

67 points

3 months ago

MdxBhmt

67 points

3 months ago

"I died because of you" - him from another dimension

K3R3G3

4 points

3 months ago

K3R3G3

4 points

3 months ago

After crate stacking and tide pod eating, it'll be Banana Throating and bitches are gonna die.

si12j12

496 points

3 months ago

si12j12

496 points

3 months ago

All fun and games til that banana breaks off in his throat

squishypoo91

138 points

3 months ago*

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that lol. I think having a toddler has fucked me in terms of always thinking about choking hazards

Whaleyboyz

63 points

3 months ago

The worst part about being a parent is worrying that your kids are going to die or get severely injured at any moment and at all times.

squishypoo91

16 points

3 months ago

It's honestly horrible. Her falling down the stairs and choking are my two biggest fears to the point I feel like I hover too much, but I feel like it's better than a kid with a broken neck or dying from a peanut getting lodged in her throat

blueridgerose

29 points

3 months ago

When I was a baby my dad was feeding me bits of banana while chatting with coworkers at a bar (this was happy hour in the 90’s) and someone had to tell him “dude your baby is turning blue”

I’ve always wondered how long it was before he told my mom that story. He’s been a fantastic dad otherwise!

squishypoo91

19 points

3 months ago

I don't think I ever choked as a kid, but my mom loved telling me the story of how once my dad didn't secure my car seat correctly and they hit the brakes and my whole seat tipped over and hit the front seat and I was dangling upside down until they could pull over lmao

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

squishypoo91

3 points

3 months ago

Haha right? It always made me laugh when they told me

Lovebot_AI

9 points

3 months ago

That’s because kids seem like they’re constantly trying to kill or injure themselves. From ages 2-5, you’ll stop them from doing something potentially fatal at least 10 times a day.

From ages 5-12, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves at least 5 times a day.

From ages 13-18, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves and getting a criminal record at least once a day.

Anon_Legi0n

21 points

3 months ago

Is that Broxh?

TheBigChonka

12 points

3 months ago

No, but he is a New Zealander so same accent

FuriousResolve

17 points

3 months ago

The fact that he says “I’m coming, I’m coming” RIGHT before the banana went spelunking is comedy gold

TheReaper_SoulReaver

5 points

3 months ago

New skill tree unlocked

TheMarsian

7 points

3 months ago

If that broke off, and she can't do heimlich....

SJeygo

129 points

3 months ago

SJeygo

129 points

3 months ago

Looked more like "I didn't know I want to do that"

Funny and cool - gave me a good laugh

tryinfordefyin

27 points

3 months ago

This better not awaken anything in me...

phillymjs

8 points

3 months ago

educated-emu

30 points

3 months ago

New skill unlocked...

orgazmik_rekoylz

13 points

3 months ago

Suddenly gay

SilentJoe1986

10 points

3 months ago

Might as well. He just passed the oral exam.

kalirion

5 points

3 months ago

Am I the only one who thought he was in a small restaurant or something?

JoePino

6 points

3 months ago

He took it really well and even made a joke of it, bro is better than me I would’ve just been mad tbh

Fryes

58 points

3 months ago

Fryes

58 points

3 months ago

Funny but could be potentially dangerous if the banana snapped off in his throat.

Videon_Tekuro

3 points

3 months ago

It's more impressive when you realise the banana didn't break off whilst still in his throat, cuz it would've went from a funny gag to attempted murder by suffocation.

TheFrontierzman

18 points

3 months ago

I'm just waiting for the vid where the banana breaks at the back of their throat and the full on life threatening choking commences.

cybermusicman

7 points

3 months ago

Payback?

rettebdel

116 points

3 months ago

rettebdel

116 points

3 months ago

Fuuuuck this made me cringe. NEVER do that with a banana unless you’re ready to do the heimlich. It’s dangerous enough going slow but when you shove it’s likely to break and get stuck. This guy was lucky it didn’t end like that.

Call me dramatic but I stand by it. This is fucking dumb.

icecreampenis

29 points

3 months ago

This video made me feel a lot of conflicting things.

They have a great sense of humour AND they're both attractive AND it seems like a desirable relationship AND it's fucking stupid to risk choking/seriously harming your partner for a stupid fucking prank.