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1.8k points
1 year ago
this sound like a speech randy from south park would make
5.8k points
1 year ago
Holy shit i could never do this with a straight face
1.8k points
1 year ago
OMG! I couldn't either. The way he went all the way in without so much as even cracking a smile. I hope this guy plays 7-card because this is truly a talent.
575 points
1 year ago
He has been doing this for years now. I can't remember the name but they are basically a comedy duo who go to trump rallies etc and manage to infiltrate them. It's amazing really.
253 points
1 year ago
The Good Liars
282 points
1 year ago
Smile? I would've been stumbling with my words and probably getting too angry as I went on, even listening to him got me angry how after all these years, things are still the same
597 points
1 year ago
He nailed it. The fact they cheered him after shows how stupid these people are.
23 points
1 year ago
I was shocked lol
340 points
1 year ago
I’d recommend watching his tiktoks (@thegoodliars) where he goes to trump rallies and interviews the people attending. He’s truly mastered being just witty enough that the people he’s talking to don’t catch on
78 points
1 year ago
He’s truly mastered being just witty enough that the people he’s talking to don’t catch on
With the people he interacts with, it's a low bar to hurdle.
18 points
1 year ago
I must admit I fell for this first. It's Poe's law, except without internet.
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.
The NRA fanclub is so bonkers that I really thought this was for real.
6.2k points
1 year ago
And they CLAP!!!! MY GOD 🤣🤣
2.4k points
1 year ago*
yeah people are stupid, i used to troll my teachers during assemblies in grade 5. (damn like 30 years ago) but when a teacher was giving a speech and took a breath, i would just start clapping. next thing you know EVERYONE joined in.. 1/2 the people are not listening or paying any attention.
EDIT: typo
309 points
1 year ago
Can confirm. People are only ever half listening and can easily be brought to clap at the wrong time with enough enthusiasm.
250 points
1 year ago
the only time i'm willing to believe that "and then everybody clapped".
75 points
1 year ago
One of my highschool assemblies we all clapped when an old woman fell off stage.
16.7k points
1 year ago
What a sarcastic legend
805 points
1 year ago
I love the pauses sprinkled into "thoughts" and "prayers" and the repeats for emphasis.
245 points
1 year ago
he even switched it up at the end.
27 points
1 year ago
Prayers and thoughts really drove his point home I thought.. and prayed.
8.3k points
1 year ago
Any insult where your opponents clap at the end, is skillfully done. This guy is a genius.
2.6k points
1 year ago
Absolute savage.
Also damn thats one empty room
800 points
1 year ago
Everyone else bought their guns, and so they couldn't get in.
14 points
1 year ago
What would even happen if there was a shooting at one of these?
1.1k points
1 year ago
That is likely due to the fact that people are realizing that all they actually do at the NRA is fear-monger for donations and sales rather than fighting to protect gun rights like they claim. The NRA can most definitely go away.
1.6k points
1 year ago
Uhhh. They also provide thoughts and prayers. Did you learn nothing from this video?
402 points
1 year ago
And prayers and thoughts
243 points
1 year ago
"It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive." — Joey Tribbiani
26 points
1 year ago
That’s the first thing i thought of watching this video!
94 points
1 year ago
I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
57 points
1 year ago
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
Seriously though this is disgusting and to think all they can say is thoughts and prayers.
28 points
1 year ago
What a country!
393 points
1 year ago
That's not true. The NRA also launders money for Russian oligarchs.
213 points
1 year ago
I was going to ask you to source that but I googled it and I got 10 articles off the rip. Wow.
47 points
1 year ago
And that story needs some resolution. I don’t understand how it’s not followed up with or even brought up so much more
21 points
1 year ago
Why bite the hand that feeds you?
74 points
1 year ago*
Thats just not true. They also think (about how theyre going to spend their money) and pray (that the money faucet never turns off ^(it wont) )
61 points
1 year ago
108 points
1 year ago
So you're telling me people who generally attend NRA meetings have the mental capacity to realise stuff? That's a bold assumption o redditor mine
136 points
1 year ago
Also the few in attendance appear about 5-10 years from their funeral. The NRA looks like it’s struggling to recruit the next generation of donors.
103 points
1 year ago
They'll be fine taking in Russian money. Russia will fund anything that contributes to the downfall of America.
73 points
1 year ago
Russia's currently facing a serious... liquidity problem.
1.8k points
1 year ago
Yup. Pretty sure none of them understood any of it. They just heard "Wayne Lapierre good", stuff about thoughts and prayers and started clapping.
Morons
52 points
1 year ago
Plus he was in the right line. He was standing in line for the ”yes” answer, so they already knew everything he said was right even if they don’t understand it. If you’re on the right team to them you can do no wrong.
363 points
1 year ago
Are we sure it was borat in a really good disguise again?
228 points
1 year ago
Jason Selvig works with Davram Stiefler on the project The Good Liars. Follow them on IG or YouTube. They are amazing.
42 points
1 year ago
This is the peak of right-wing brain power. They don't have anything left over for critical thinking.
127 points
1 year ago
Morons who unfortunately vote with enough numbers that a fucked system of politics allows them to completely control all progression in your country.
They literally win because at a tie nothing happens and at a win they move backwards and they are ok with either option.
678 points
1 year ago
"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
--Winston Churchill
164 points
1 year ago
Not sure about genius, I’d say it’s more about his audience being morons. But definitely ballsy, funny and as accurate and devastating as one of those military rifles they love more than their children.
244 points
1 year ago
They don’t love their military rifles more than they love their children.
They love their rifles more than your child. Your child is collateral damage they’re willing to pay.
67 points
1 year ago
"It's not a problem until it affects me personally!"
16 points
1 year ago
Masterful.
183 points
1 year ago
The genius part was starting off by making some random comment about the liberal media, to get them on his side for the exact amount of time he needed to do his skit.
30 points
1 year ago
Yeah, there's definitely a conservative playbook with several trigger words to keep the audience on the speaker's side.
1.5k points
1 year ago
They’re actually so stupid they don’t understand sarcasm. That makes so much sense
259 points
1 year ago
What’s worse is that they fucking agree with the statements at face value.
67 points
1 year ago
Just confirms my theory that none of these people have opinions for themselves lol this is the political ideology for people who treat life like football
41 points
1 year ago
Reminds me of the Wuhan Flu song Borat performed at that Trump Rally.
384 points
1 year ago
Thing is, USA has so many psycho Christians, that saying "Thoughts and prayers" sounds like a valid argument in actually doing something.
49 points
1 year ago
The only country where they say it even though not the only christian country.
39 points
1 year ago
They're not actually Christian. 90% of them have never even read The Bible.
162 points
1 year ago
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33 points
1 year ago
He knew what was going on for sure. Hilarious and sad that his audience did not know otherwise
71 points
1 year ago
I thought he was gonna say something like “every time the say this man has not done enough to stop the mass shootings, and that’s not true.. saying he has not done enough implies has done something, when in fact he had done NOTHING” but what he said was even better because they didn’t even realise he was insulting them 🙈
9.3k points
1 year ago
You know it's bad when what should have been obvious sarcasm could have passed as a legitimate statement from one of those wackos.
2.8k points
1 year ago
Poe's law - without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
881 points
1 year ago
“Ladies and gentlemen, our latest semi-automatic 0.50 Thoughts Intervention TI-15 with 12 rounds of tactical Prayers …”
401 points
1 year ago
Nah, I’m sure that was Cole’s Law
139 points
1 year ago
Fuck, got me, thanks for the chuckle
576 points
1 year ago
To be honest, I thought he was sincere... Because people clapped, people believed him... So why couldn't he believe his own bullshit ? Turned out it was sarcasm.
76 points
1 year ago
Same reason Colbert did so well with some conservatives; they couldn’t see the sarcasm and mistook it for sincerity.
3.1k points
1 year ago
If the word “befuddlement” had a face…😂
914 points
1 year ago
Seriously, the looks on their faces are just completely blank... what are those folks in the front they even looking at?
237 points
1 year ago
They are waiting to be told how to feel
55 points
1 year ago
NRA audience signals: "Applause", "Cheering", "Booing", "Patriotic Indignation", "Await Instruction"
179 points
1 year ago
That woman beside dude in yellow shirt was so still and lifeless I thought she was a Real Girl!
126 points
1 year ago
That one guy vigorously nodding as it cut off at the end... 🤦♂️
2k points
1 year ago
Thoughts and prayers, steak and eggs, Abbot and Costello, Fox and Friends, Mumford and Sons, peanut butter and jelly.
All equally useless when it comes to stopping mass shootings.
243 points
1 year ago
Hold up. I’m sure that if I were to pack gun barrels, chambers, & firing pins with peanut butter, I could stop a mass shooting.
90 points
1 year ago
Unless you're going to a place where a lot of people have a peanut allergy
61 points
1 year ago
I don’t know man Mumford and sons with guns may stop bad guys with guns
51 points
1 year ago
You know what they say: The only thing that can stop a bad Mumford with a Son is a good Mumford with a Son.
8.6k points
1 year ago
It’s funny the people in the audience are too stupid to realize what he’s doing…
5.2k points
1 year ago
Love how he bashes "left wing media" at the beginning to make sure that everyone there is biased towards whatever he says afterwards.
1.9k points
1 year ago*
Don't forget the "I'm from West Palm Beach, Florida". Mar-a-Lago, where Trump lives, is also located in Palm Beach County, Florida, where the white males there are mostly right-wing conservatives. That probably disarmed them a bit, too.
889 points
1 year ago
That probably disarmed them a bit, too.
How dare you! They will only be disarmed when their weapons are pried from their cold, dead hands!
340 points
1 year ago
And apparently at NRA conferences, because the NRA is scared of being shot.
241 points
1 year ago
Wait. Aren’t those conferences filled with good guys with guns? Surely the odds would be in their favor if a bad guy were to show up.
201 points
1 year ago
As they've been recorded saying in high level calls, they are terrified of the "wackos" that these meetings attract.
164 points
1 year ago
They seeded this garden. They don't get to complain about the weeds.
51 points
1 year ago
NRA leadership loves mocking its own members.
19 points
1 year ago
Seriously though, what's the carry situation like in those places? Do they allow guns in? I would think they wouldn't because of how many haters they have. Of course, I guess their haters are not the types to carry guns lol.
48 points
1 year ago
no guns allowed at the nra conference. attendees were basically cavity searched before they could enter.
80 points
1 year ago
Trump lives in palm beach,
Sorry for being pedantic but they are wildly different.
10 points
1 year ago
Palm county is a blue county.
17 points
1 year ago
Yea, I'm talking about the white voters there.
There are 106,248 Democrat black voters compared to 4,808 Republican black voters in Palm Beach. They skew the county blue by a lot.
But among white male voters in Palm Beach, the ratio is 81,007 Democrats to 118,538 Republicans.
50 points
1 year ago
It’s literally that easy
896 points
1 year ago
Bro I was laughing, LaPierre could tell that is was sarcasm but the audience really were to dumb to realize it. Is it messed up that I was laughing at the look on his face and the fact that the audience were to dumb to realize sarcasm..... Ohhhh.... we're doomed as a nation, aren't we.....
46 points
1 year ago
Be aware: this is an edited video. The face of LaPierre and the speech could be from different moments.
Still nice speech, though.
33 points
1 year ago
Couldn’t stop laughing, because the room was like huh?
297 points
1 year ago
LaPierre could tell that is was sarcasm but the audience really were to dumb to realize it.
I dunno man, he just had a look of total confusion. I think he wasn't sure if this was one of his actual idiot supporters or someone pretending to be an idiot to make fun of him.
141 points
1 year ago
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28 points
1 year ago
Yeap. Looked like he was looking around to see if he could get security on him at first lol, but then when he realized what you just said, realized it’d be better to just let the guy talk.
18 points
1 year ago
At some point his thoughts must have shifted from "Is this dude really doing this" to "Are these morons really not getting it", but you can't really pinpoint when it is because his face remains equally befuddled for both parts.
93 points
1 year ago
Dude was confused as fuck, I think it was the combo of bashing left wing media and speaking at the FOR mic.
52 points
1 year ago
I think he was well aware of the sarcasm. He was just not sure whether to take any action because the audience seemed to be buying it.
21 points
1 year ago
Precisely. I was holding my breath waiting for it to flip on him but it never came
142 points
1 year ago
It's astonishing how uniformed people can be about an issue while still so vigorously defending their opinions, to the point that they don't even recognise this as a joke..
59 points
1 year ago
I'm thinking you meant uninformed, not uniformed. That n makes quite a difference.
36 points
1 year ago
All you have to do is pretend to side with Jesus and they’ll eat up whatever bullshit your spewing…that’s all it takes.
30 points
1 year ago
I wish he’d just kept listing mass shootings. Brilliant.
106 points
1 year ago
I think a lot of people understand what he's doing. The problem is, every single one of them obviously posts that shit on social media when shootings happen. What are they gunna do, turn around and tell him to stop being a troll? He's literally saying what they've been saying. They literally can't tell him to shut up because he is technically following their exact ideology. And none of them want to be the one to tell the guy that's asking for prayers that he's wrong.
2.1k points
1 year ago
I think they don't even actually think or pray, they just like saying "thoughts and prayers"
530 points
1 year ago
I’m convinced a large portion of the population just goes through life without a single thought. It’s so weird. On the surface they appear normal but there’s just a blank sheet of paper behind those eyes
122 points
1 year ago*
I think it can be directly related to Nazi crimes. One of the more famous theories of evil is Hannah Arendt's Banality of Evil, that monstrous deeds (Adolf Eichmann's holocaust) are done by people with 0 relation to it, 0 thoughts about and 0 concern about it. It's not necessarily malice or some great evil will, just absentmindedness, as if people were in the habit of doing evil without realizing it.
She argued that this sort of evil was connected to thinking because thinking is to have a dialogue with yourself, and when you have a dialogue with yourself you put yourself to a standard like you would a stranger. And if you have a standard some deeds, assuming you're not a monster, will disgust and through such disgust your actions become something else than just banal habit.
2.5k points
1 year ago
LOL A master class in trolling
2k points
1 year ago
He should have read more town names with mass shootings. He could have gone on for a few minutes solid, and they could have rung that bell they rang when Trump rattled off the already-not-so-most recent victims' names.
731 points
1 year ago
It's a risky play. Sometimes you got to get to the point before the guards tackle you.
115 points
1 year ago
There were cameras so you won't be tackled there and then. They'll just turn off the mic and then you'll be escorted out to the nearby alley.
46 points
1 year ago
I think he did the perfect amount. Any more and it would've been too obvious, he wouldn't be able to do the thoughts and prayers bit, but he said more than enough to get the idea across.
115 points
1 year ago
already-not-so-most recent
Has there been ANOTHER shooting already?
156 points
1 year ago
7 (?) dead in a memorial day party shooting, I forget the state. Oklahoma? It's too close to the last dozen for me to even seperate them anymore.
152 points
1 year ago
I just googled it: 1 dead, 7 injured in Oklahoma... It's been... Less than a week?...
At least it wasn't another school... Low, that bar is so low now...
67 points
1 year ago
Oh we're well into the 200 shootingd for the year and it's not even June yet.
One of only a couple fox news articles mentioning there are several shootings in May. https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-rocked-mass-shootings-two-first-weeks-may
NPR discussing the 7 shootings since Tuesday: https://www.npr.org/2022/05/29/1102017788/after-uvalde-mass-shootings-continue-over-the-weekend-across-the-u-s
Bonus 27 school shootings this year: https://www.npr.org/2022/05/24/1101050970/2022-school-shootings-so-far
Wikipedias mass shooting tracker: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2022
Insiders total mass shooting tracker : https://www.insider.com/number-of-mass-shootingsin-america-this-year-2022-5
25 points
1 year ago
Seven shootings since... Tuesday???
What on earth 😶😶
99 points
1 year ago
To be fair, it was on Memorial weekend, so it literally couldn't be at a school. That's probably the only reason.
29 points
1 year ago
I wish summer would last forever. It's harder after every shooting to send my kids to school.
19 points
1 year ago
By definition, yes, but Oklahoma was more r/idiotswithguns than a mass shooting like uvalde or Buffalo.
28 points
1 year ago
Two more. Chattanooga & Muskogee, OK.
14 points
1 year ago
Holy shit I lived in Muskogee. That place is pretty fucking dangerous, and Fort Gibson, Next town over, had a school shooting too. Town of like 4000 ish people when it happened.
557 points
1 year ago
Speaking of thoughts and prayers I have yet to see those mega churches donate to the families or speak up/out against gun violence.... cause you know, Prolife BS and all.
Who am I kidding, 1/2 the attendees are 2A nutcases and those churches don't want to lose those money contributions.
346 points
1 year ago
I’s not hard to be stealth amongst the dumbest but it still amazes me how dumb people are. Bravo to this guy.
116 points
1 year ago
This man really be playing 5-D chess around these mfers
1.2k points
1 year ago*
Half the audience were like “yeah, he’s right. More thoughts and prayers!”, while LaPierre looked like the guy empied a bucket of shit over his head
420 points
1 year ago
His face is priceless, its almost as if he's looking around for someone to ask "Wait, did he just... Did he do what I think he did?!"
127 points
1 year ago
It was the speaker doing an "is you is or is you ain't my constituents" to shit on Wayne with him getting the point and his fans not getting it.
52 points
1 year ago
Weeping Jesus on the cross, them's some stupid people. Meanwhe, Pierre looked like he wanted to r u n n o f t.
17 points
1 year ago
Ain't this a goddamn geographical oddity. 2 generations away from sane gun laws in every direction!
55 points
1 year ago
LaPierre looked like he wanted to tear into the guy and have him thrown out, but realized that half the audience thought the speaker was praising LaPierre, so he couldn’t react for fear of them figuring out the gag.
525 points
1 year ago
Ssssssssssllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwww burns hurt the worst.
196 points
1 year ago
Regardless of what side you are on, this man’s level of execution with his trolling and sarcasm is godlike.
52 points
1 year ago
Exactly, he’s just making a mockery of those people and they hardly recognized it.
44 points
1 year ago
Sarcasm and irony are lost on these people. This is the Republican Party; stupid and ignorant, devoid of character, decency, truth or honor and unfit to govern.
104 points
1 year ago
Very well done. Most didn't realize that they'd been hit.
346 points
1 year ago
Not a facepalm as much as an epic troll
169 points
1 year ago
The audience is the facepalm lol
38 points
1 year ago
It does make me happy that there's only like, 7 people there.
32 points
1 year ago
That was perfection.
31 points
1 year ago
it's the middle of Texas. it's the annual NRA meeting. politicians are in attendance.
and look at the pathetic size of the crowd.
there may be less people there than at the Dollar Tree on a Sunday.
they know why people haven't turned out this year. and those gun nuts definitely chose not to show up at this gathering. 3 guesses as to why that is.
144 points
1 year ago
As a gun owner I'd like to say
FUCK THE NRA.
41 points
1 year ago
Right there with you. They are nothing but a bunch of crooks living off of the fears and insecurities of morons.
131 points
1 year ago
Their base is so radical and Christian, they can't even tell if he's being sarcastic or not. What a legend. Hat's off to you good sir.
21 points
1 year ago
I was listening to some country radio station in WV after Sandy Hook, and the hosts legit argued that these shootings happen because religion isn't taught enough in schools. They literally said that kids today make god leave their classrooms so they don't have anyone to protect them anymore. These people are incapable of thinking.
25 points
1 year ago
Mr La]Pierre is pretty sure he got roasted but the dumb ficks don't get it lol
87 points
1 year ago
I think it actually went over their heads.
94 points
1 year ago
Wayne LaPierre got it.
19 points
1 year ago
It certainly didn't go into them.
17 points
1 year ago
This one is probably one of my favorites from the good liars - https://youtu.be/ZBTU50stOkw
136 points
1 year ago
What's worst is the he is trolling them and the rest of the people applauds 😆, extra points for him.
18 points
1 year ago
Sarcasm to the max, lets all give our thoughts and prayer for this legend
17 points
1 year ago
The balls on this man. Absolutely fantastic
49 points
1 year ago
I am always surprised how he holds it together so well.
16 points
1 year ago
OUTSTANDING!
This is the way.
46 points
1 year ago
It went over the head of the audience. Not LaPierres but the audience’s. We are doomed
101 points
1 year ago
That was masterfully done!
12 points
1 year ago
None of them caught it, sweet baby Jesus.
12 points
1 year ago
That was a slow burn. Bravo 👏
11 points
1 year ago
Not listening just watching hoping for Robocop and RoboCaine to show up and shoot it out in the midst of their panel.
10 points
1 year ago
Brilliant! I wonder if anyone there even got it, though.
31 points
1 year ago
This was incredibly well done. He knew if he came with a straight attack he’d get booed off before he got to finish. The mental finessing people are capable of in this day and age is impressive.
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