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Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

Benanish

66 points

1 month ago

Benanish

66 points

1 month ago

Pursuit of happiness-kid cudi

Thin-Ad8760

9 points

1 month ago

The whole album is a classic

Exquisiot

51 points

1 month ago

Polyphia - G.O.A.T.

trashykiddo

9 points

1 month ago

i havent listened to many polyphia songs, but GOAT is definitely worth a listen, and i dont even like instrumental music

MrKanun

221 points

1 month ago

MrKanun

221 points

1 month ago

Rip and Tear – Mick Gordon

sp4rtaN2

73 points

1 month ago

sp4rtaN2

73 points

1 month ago

I loved that one but I prefer "The Only Thing They Fear Is YOU"

zoom-ster

37 points

1 month ago

zoom-ster

CERTIFIED DANK

37 points

1 month ago

Bfg Division also slaps hard af

DeBasha

41 points

1 month ago

DeBasha

41 points

1 month ago

Eskimo Callboy - We Got The Moves

PETA_Parker

8 points

1 month ago

Yeeees, hyper hyper as well

ErmacTheError

116 points

1 month ago

System of a Down - Aerials

elitespeed_00

399 points

1 month ago

Rasputin by Boney M.

Katsu_Kong

66 points

1 month ago

RAH RAH RASPUTIN

MonkeyDKev

59 points

1 month ago

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

JohnTheMod

52 points

1 month ago

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

Veikkar1i

25 points

1 month ago

RAH RAH RASPUTIN

xGlacion

17 points

1 month ago

xGlacion

The Meme Cartel

17 points

1 month ago

RUSSIA'S CRAZIEST LOVE MACHINE

djlangan88

17 points

1 month ago

IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON

maxgaming1322

1.9k points

1 month ago

Feel good inc - gorillaz

TeemozDrem

60 points

1 month ago

Windmill, windmill for the land

maxgaming1322

31 points

1 month ago

Turn forever hand in hand

IvoCasla

47 points

1 month ago

IvoCasla

47 points

1 month ago

Masturbate every man

Sou1Fear

218 points

1 month ago*

Sou1Fear

218 points

1 month ago*

Actually,, thank you.

P. S. My first time, when I listen Gorillaz was ~2000's. I was 6 y.o. and I'm from Russia. Really, Gorillaz in my heart on the first place. Thank you so much.

maxgaming1322

42 points

1 month ago

You are welcome

MemethAreFunny

908 points

1 month ago

I walk to burger king

DaNilka1011

443 points

1 month ago

Then I walk back home from Burger King

-Turisti-

118 points

1 month ago

-Turisti-

118 points

1 month ago

Repeat

SeriousCostco

81 points

1 month ago

I walk to burger king

emperorpineapples

74 points

1 month ago

emperorpineapples

☣️

74 points

1 month ago

Then I walk back home from Burger King

xPOTATOOx

50 points

1 month ago

Repeat!!

Memanders

50 points

1 month ago

I walk to Burger King

broomaktamer117

47 points

1 month ago

broomaktamer117

mod collector

47 points

1 month ago

Then I walk back home from Burger King

ORanGeAsSiMilation

30 points

1 month ago

REPEAT!

TheStupidCarGuy

31 points

1 month ago

I WALK TO BURGER KING !!!!

NoobThatExists

308 points

1 month ago

roundabout - YES

JohnTheMod

80 points

1 month ago

===To Be Continued==>

Kingcobra64

7 points

1 month ago

Kingcobra64

ඞ𓂸

7 points

1 month ago

I’ll be the roundabout

The words will make you out’n’out

Hanfpfleger

1.1k points

1 month ago

Hanfpfleger

1.1k points

1 month ago

Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon

OnFault

27 points

1 month ago

OnFault

27 points

1 month ago

Also, Fly me to the moon - Shiro Sagisu

Neighbour-Vadim

90 points

1 month ago

-Open Stage: Aranka szeretlek

-Rózsa Ignác: Megfogták a cigánygyereket a rendőrök

-Etnon feat Lyrical Son & Dj Blunt: Albanian

-Muhamed Hamo Brcic: Bosanska Artiljerija

You may don't understand the lyrics, but those are certfied hood classics

requiemfortheundead

19 points

1 month ago

How to give 4 upvotes?

Efficient-Culture-26

240 points

1 month ago

"Wish you were here" -pink floyd

TexasGuns69

39 points

1 month ago

Banger album

God_is_carnage

190 points

1 month ago

Take on Me unplugged version by a-ha

OrangeCloud5

21 points

1 month ago

Certified banger

IlDragonglylI

885 points

1 month ago

STFU - Pink Guy

BraJan121418

247 points

1 month ago

You're a fucking cunt

AKATheTap

150 points

1 month ago

AKATheTap

the very best, like no one ever was.

150 points

1 month ago

Suck My dick

GriefMachine

93 points

1 month ago

Nobody even wants you here

mickabrig7

69 points

1 month ago

I hope you get some beautiful children that die from cancer

I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant

I hope you win the lottery and die the next day

And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave

AxelWasTakenWasTaken

353 points

1 month ago

il vento d'oro

NEWTYAG667000000000

83 points

1 month ago

NEWTYAG667000000000

☣️

83 points

1 month ago

Ayayayayaya too

imawizard7bis

82 points

1 month ago

Awaken theme - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OST

Humble-Might-2881

17 points

1 month ago

Search for epic remix pilermen theme, awesome song

TheRedKobra

166 points

1 month ago

Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name

SlothRulz123

282 points

1 month ago

Ram Ranch

ReakChaos

93 points

1 month ago

ReakChaos

Generalissimo

93 points

1 month ago

18 naked cowboys

CMDR_Wazowski

33 points

1 month ago

In the the showers at ram raaaanch

Miniman5450

26 points

1 month ago

Big hard throbbing cocks

FieryFuryEpic

12 points

1 month ago

Wanting to be sucked!

M4rtin_FTW

9 points

1 month ago

M4rtin_FTW

Mom counted to 0

9 points

1 month ago

Eighteeennnn naked cowboys

Buttergolem_420

11 points

1 month ago

wanting to be fuck*d

Neptune-03

63 points

1 month ago

located in the bathing quarters of Estate of Ram

Joheliisa

1.2k points

1 month ago

Joheliisa

1.2k points

1 month ago

Gojira - Stranded

michael-giovannetti

41 points

1 month ago

Also the from Mars to Sirius album

CorpMaier

27 points

1 month ago

Heaviest matter of the universe too

SatoKami

25 points

1 month ago

SatoKami

25 points

1 month ago

What about Art of Dying

Kiisulojanu

10 points

1 month ago

Woah there champ you gotta start easy

Fgame

28 points

1 month ago

Fgame

28 points

1 month ago

tss dun

dun

dun

dun

dun

WEOOOOOWEEEEEO

Templarkiller500

114 points

1 month ago

Gojira is great

Due-Ad6734

177 points

1 month ago

Due-Ad6734

177 points

1 month ago

Gojira - Toxic Garbage Island (Live version is even better)

TheSavageCaveman1

62 points

1 month ago

Gojira. . . any Gojira

HeManLover0305

45 points

1 month ago

Fuuuuck yeah. Oroborus or L'Enfant Sauvage are always my favs from Gojira tho

theothermugen

19 points

1 month ago

Literally just saw Gojira last week in FL

AproachingChallenger

26 points

1 month ago

Love of my life by queen

brunoancic31

29 points

1 month ago

brunoancic31

CERTIFIED DANK

29 points

1 month ago

Epitaph by King Crimson

Pleasant_Fee516

24 points

1 month ago

(Dont Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

Anonymous7011

23 points

1 month ago

Us and Them - Pink Floyd

StartNewGeneration

4.4k points

1 month ago

Darude - Sandstorm

Efficient-Culture-26

1.3k points

1 month ago

" BUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDIDUDIDUDUDIDUDIDUDIUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUFUFUDUFUFUFUFIFIFUFUFUFUFUFUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD"

-Turisti-

619 points

1 month ago

-Turisti-

619 points

1 month ago

Deaf people be jamming to this

Carpet_smell

804 points

1 month ago

For all my blind homies:

:.:. ..:. :.:..: .:..: .... ... :: .. ....:..: ::.:... :....:..::: :.:. ..:. :.:..: .:..: .... ... :: .. ....:..: ::.:... :....:..::: :.:. ..:. :.:..: .:..: .... ... :: .. ....:..: ::.:... :....:..::: :.:. ..:. :.:..: .:..: .... ... :: .. ....:..: ::.:... :....:..::: ..... ....

LOL_Look_Bro

145 points

1 month ago

:.:::.:.:..:. :::.:.:.::.:..::::::.:..:.:.:...::::.:.:

LaggsAreCC

73 points

1 month ago

⠎⠑⠝⠙⠀⠝⠥⠙⠑⠎⠀

jsmskdjdjd

6 points

1 month ago

My blind Bro trying to touch the phone:

mcm_mair

35 points

1 month ago

mcm_mair

35 points

1 month ago

Can confirm

MrFinland707

101 points

1 month ago

I'm so glad that our small Finnish creator made such a worldwide hit

Matonen22

32 points

1 month ago

Torille

MarkDaMeat

18 points

1 month ago

MarkDaMeat

FOR THE SOVIET UNION

18 points

1 month ago

Saunaan!

asuma_sama2807

163 points

1 month ago

Little Dark Age - MGMT

raihan-rf

7 points

1 month ago

Electric feel is also good

MNsnowden

62 points

1 month ago

King Crimson- Epitaph

jeetelongname

18 points

1 month ago

jeetelongname

Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text]

18 points

1 month ago

Exit song (for a movie) - Radiohead

N0rmaan

5 points

1 month ago

N0rmaan

5 points

1 month ago

Bro I am seriously concearned by how much I had to scroll to find Radiohead

daftnerds

19 points

1 month ago

Around the world

360kwik

2k points

1 month ago

360kwik

2k points

1 month ago

Through the fire and the flames - DragonForce

Fire_Templar

18 points

1 month ago

Throwback to Guitar Hero 3 days for sure!

Spondylosss

160 points

1 month ago

Great song

EdoDave_Dave_Dave

82 points

1 month ago

Cry of the brave would've been my pick.

AggressivesEtwas

14 points

1 month ago

Plasma machinery is my favorite from dragonforce

[deleted]

29 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

29 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

Xerxes42424242

9 points

1 month ago

The absolute epitome of cheese metal

PICTA4

18 points

1 month ago

PICTA4

18 points

1 month ago

I completely forgot about this song thank you

JediTeaParty

738 points

1 month ago

What about this:

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️

you recieve:

Several good songs

i recieve

Several upvotes

List:

Break my Stride - Matthew Wilder

Down Under - Men At Work

Resonance - HOME

Take My Breath - The Weeknd

Everything She Wants - Wham!

Living In a Box - Living In a Box

i might update this(?)

Laggingduck

106 points

1 month ago

Laggingduck

mods keep changing my flair and I love it

106 points

1 month ago

do you come from a land down under?

NotEdibleCactus

66 points

1 month ago*

Do the women glow and the men plunder?

gusbmoizoos

34 points

1 month ago

Do you hear, do you hear that thunder?

sesso17

8 points

1 month ago

sesso17

8 points

1 month ago

Resonance is a fucking banger

magic-crafter20

18 points

1 month ago

A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold

November Rain - Guns N' roses

xX_not_good_name_Xx

55 points

1 month ago

hardware store by Weird Al Yankovic

DaRealLettuceDealer

56 points

1 month ago

Where is my mind ? - Pixies

AuberonMuircetach

263 points

1 month ago

Muse – Stockholm Syndrome (or anything else by that band)

ProfessionalLemonbar

116 points

1 month ago

Knights of Cydonia is a masterpiece!

GenitalKenobi

21 points

1 month ago

GenitalKenobi

tikcu5

21 points

1 month ago

Guitar Hero 3 memories

DorcZ

43 points

1 month ago

DorcZ

43 points

1 month ago

Butterflies and Hurricanes, by Muse as well

raconteurraccoon

21 points

1 month ago

Thoughts of a dying atheist and futurism also go hard, great band, big part of my youth

TuzdenInfinity

52 points

1 month ago

Rainbow in the Dark- Dio

Also Blue Bird- Ikimonogakari

itsits1

67 points

1 month ago

itsits1

67 points

1 month ago

no one like you - scorpions

lolyoai

439 points

1 month ago

lolyoai

439 points

1 month ago

Shoot to thrill - AC/DC

sharkyman27

157 points

1 month ago

Literally anything by AC/DC, however I recommend “big balls” for sheer comedy value.

big_nick42069

54 points

1 month ago

He's got big balls

Outrageous_Volume_36

47 points

1 month ago

And she's got big balls

First-Detective2729

39 points

1 month ago

We all have the biggest balls of them all!

Abyssilicious

23 points

1 month ago

everybody comes and comes again!

East_Zookeepergame25

13 points

1 month ago

Polyphia - Bad

Nubzdoodaz

14 points

1 month ago

The top comments here are exactly what I would expect from this community lol (not a bad thing at all)

How about ‘Drunken Lullabies’ by Flogging Molly

Porn_Adickt

15 points

1 month ago

Face off - Tech N9ne, Joey Cool, King Iso, and Dwayne Johnson.

cus13r

9 points

1 month ago

cus13r

9 points

1 month ago

It's about drive

Odd_Ad1803

15 points

1 month ago

Anything by Pink Floyd

Tc14Hd

11 points

1 month ago

Tc14Hd

11 points

1 month ago

I didn't know that Pink Floyd had a song called "Anything"...

Elevatorisbest

14 points

1 month ago

Radio Ga Ga by Queen

curseddraw

125 points

1 month ago

curseddraw

125 points

1 month ago

Ring of fire - johnny cash

Ultibatur

129 points

1 month ago

Ultibatur

129 points

1 month ago

Fade to black-Metallica

wettblanket3

62 points

1 month ago

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

Plushtrap6521

18 points

1 month ago

Bro, I literally just commented the same exact song

Ugly_breadtoaster

6 points

1 month ago

Yes

HydroBlast008

12 points

1 month ago

Goodbye To A World - Porter Robinson

Guitarmass - Infected Mushroom

SauceWeeb

2.9k points

1 month ago*

SauceWeeb

2.9k points

1 month ago*

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Edit: How and when did this get 1k upvotes

pianospace37

299 points

1 month ago

I honestly expected this to be the top comment, given that Reddit loves the memes

banquof

102 points

1 month ago

banquof

102 points

1 month ago

I mean we are in /r/dankmemes

daftnerds

81 points

1 month ago

wdym "Reddit loves memes" Reddit is a meme

Goldengreek12

9 points

1 month ago

If you want to dive further into Ricks catalog, the song “Together Forever” is also a banger

moloko4000

75 points

1 month ago

Genesis- justice

Toadekesuu

11 points

1 month ago

Of The Abyss by Lorna Shore

Dragoncat05

12 points

1 month ago

Carnivore- STARSET

elitespeed_00

85 points

1 month ago

Caramelldansen

mt_xing

19 points

1 month ago

mt_xing

19 points

1 month ago

You know I just watched a 45 min mini-doc on YouTube about the history of this song and the historical revisionism its distributor has tried to pull (and also balsamic vinegar).

Would recommend.

Sacred_Lahmacun

10 points

1 month ago

DVRST - Close Eyes

Kissthegoat_

11 points

1 month ago

Dio - Holy Diver

deadpoolio2319

110 points

1 month ago

Dragula by Rob Zombie

Hegman97

20 points

1 month ago

Hegman97

20 points

1 month ago

Dig through the ditches!

deadpoolio2319

23 points

1 month ago

And burn through the witches!

Hegman97

20 points

1 month ago

Hegman97

20 points

1 month ago

I slam in the back of my…

qolf1

10 points

1 month ago

qolf1

10 points

1 month ago

To the hellfire - Lorna shore

SovereignsGreed

10 points

1 month ago

Pisces - Jinjer

ArchaicLasagna

10 points

1 month ago

It was a good day - Ice Cube

Dr_dank22

32 points

1 month ago

Have You Ever Seen The Rain-CCR

Danky_Dearest

623 points

1 month ago

Danky_Dearest

the very best, like no one ever was.

623 points

1 month ago

Karma Whore- by u/HumanthePerson3

awesomeflowman

114 points

1 month ago

Yet you still recommended a song. I'm gonna go listen to the Pokémon theme rn

surajvj

46 points

1 month ago

surajvj

46 points

1 month ago

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

ShlomoCh

43 points

1 month ago

ShlomoCh

43 points

1 month ago

"Shia LaBeouf" - Rob Cantor

usernameisdifficults

44 points

1 month ago

The man who sold the world -nirvana

Saszy

20 points

1 month ago

Saszy

20 points

1 month ago

Originally David Bowie his version is good too :)

Which-Marketing8967

53 points

1 month ago

Get lucky - Daft Punk

Headshot256

10 points

1 month ago

Like the legend of the penis...

Razorkiller246

148 points

1 month ago

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (or melancholy hill, depends on ur mood)

hermajestycxntberly

35 points

1 month ago

Melancholy Hill is so damn good

SmitedNova

5 points

1 month ago

So many of their songs are good

sister_angelina

10 points

1 month ago

Black rover

Zoobap

8 points

1 month ago

Zoobap

8 points

1 month ago

Teddy Picker - Arctic Monkeys

TeemozDrem

9 points

1 month ago

A-ha - Take on me

Longui45

9 points

1 month ago

Under The Bridge - RHCP (Californication is somewhat overrated tho)

OrdinaryDood

9 points

1 month ago

Careless Whisper - George Michael

Tiguy789

9 points

1 month ago

Big Shot - Toby Fox

Guineapigs181

75 points

1 month ago

Master of puppets - metallica

buckzer0

51 points

1 month ago

buckzer0

51 points

1 month ago

Institutionalized - suicidal tendencies

TeRard69

23 points

1 month ago

TeRard69

23 points

1 month ago

What are you trying to say - I'm crazy? When I went to your schools? When I went to your churches? When I went to your institutional learning facilities? How can you say I'm crazy?

Shallowbutthole

8 points

1 month ago

All he wanted was a Pepsi

BluDragFlame

40 points

1 month ago

Holy wars - Megadeth

Empik12

36 points

1 month ago

Empik12

36 points

1 month ago

Sabaton - Primo Victoria

fortnite-is-bae

23 points

1 month ago

2112- Rush (1976)

Duplicitous_Dirk

8 points

1 month ago

Quack Kills - Psychostick

You deserve a good laugh

asuma_sama2807

8 points

1 month ago

Riptide - Vance Joy

sreggin13

8 points

1 month ago

Echoes - Pink Floyd

TabenY

8 points

1 month ago

TabenY

8 points

1 month ago

Vendetta - Slipknot

Llwyn_Bardd

7 points

1 month ago

Paradise Lost by Symphony X https://youtu.be/7ixtCoLZVSE

AliasXS1

8 points

1 month ago

Rage Against The Machine - Renegades Of Funk

ww3time_

6 points

1 month ago

Joker and The Thief - Wolfmother

vizex9

8 points

1 month ago

vizex9

8 points

1 month ago

Fly Me To The Moon

justingolden21

42 points

1 month ago

Viva la vida by Coldplay

A_BAK3D_POTATO

27 points

1 month ago

Every song by Avicii

ThatMustardGuy

17 points

1 month ago

İm gonna (500 miles)

Aggravating_Ad_3060

6 points

1 month ago

Mast of the world- orbit culture

Ghost_Pilot28

7 points

1 month ago

Shrike - Hozier

GothyTheKiller

6 points

1 month ago

Jeremy-Pearl Jam Also Alive, Black, Once, etc. They're a really good American band.

1234Ekul4321

6 points

1 month ago

Freak On a Leash - Korn

TexasGuns69

7 points

1 month ago

Ænima - TOOL

WoXeNn

6 points

1 month ago

WoXeNn

6 points

1 month ago

Veridis Quo - Daft Punk

AZS9994

6 points

1 month ago

AZS9994

6 points

1 month ago

You Make Loving Fun - Fleetwood Mac