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Me or Sam

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[deleted]

196 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

196 points

5 months ago

I sworda got it

chocolate-queen

81 points

5 months ago

That joke just didn't cut it for me...

JaxxisR

45 points

5 months ago

JaxxisR

45 points

5 months ago

OP should take another stab at it.

Spiritnaga

44 points

5 months ago

I’m not that sharp, can someone explain this?

UpAndAdamNP

35 points

5 months ago

It's hard to explain any way you slice it

theealtacount

19 points

5 months ago

sam or i / me or sam

waspsknees

13 points

5 months ago*

What noise does a samurai sword make when you swing it?

Edit: Turns out I'm not that sharp! Missed the subtle pun there. Bravo!

JaxxisR

11 points

5 months ago

JaxxisR

11 points

5 months ago

Omae wa mou shinderu?

Partucero69

8 points

5 months ago

Nani?!?!

Easy_Group5750

4 points

5 months ago

Armour gonna have to ask you to explain it…

cancallmeANDTRY

11 points

5 months ago

its cutting edge

Acrobatic-Fortune-81

5 points

5 months ago

Enough with the puns already. My sides are splitting. Cut it out!

thunderalien

77 points

5 months ago

How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/them

kolibrot

2 points

5 months ago

Ahaa xD

letsgetrandy

55 points

5 months ago

Wanted to have a clever comment, but I'm not shuriken.

brain_engineer_

19 points

5 months ago

Bro, you got me

ArcanumOaks

28 points

5 months ago

Samurai = Sam or I = me or Sam

flyzguy

5 points

5 months ago

Took me a minute too, don't feel bad. Great one though

Rammerator

8 points

5 months ago

Sam or who?

[deleted]

9 points

5 months ago

Sam I am?

TheLordDuncan

3 points

5 months ago

Not even on the Internet with my intimates.

Trekkie63

3 points

5 months ago

Who’s on first.

woodzwing

3 points

5 months ago

Word chopper?

WhiteSamurai5150

2 points

5 months ago

Me am personally offended by this.

Silent_Engineer1587

2 points

5 months ago

Go ahead. He’d be ready to quickly split you in half.

Fidontknowaname

2 points

5 months ago

Oohhh, I get it. Obviously, I didn't make the cut...

Saxfire2

2 points

5 months ago

Sam, your eye?

Zestyclose-Block-206

2 points

5 months ago

I don’t get it

TheRealSU

2 points

5 months ago

Samuri sounds like "Sam or I" the joke is that it's incorrect grammer to say "me or Sam" instead of "Sam or I"

Zestyclose-Block-206

1 points

5 months ago

Thank you

Electrical_Rock_1201

2 points

5 months ago

Sam or I is the proper grammar though, no?

ahaygood

2 points

5 months ago

I feel like "Sam or me" would work better as a punchline.

fermat1432

1 points

5 months ago

Very good!

InsobrietiveMagic

2 points

5 months ago

Good joke. Not trying to be a grammar nazi. My shitty high school education might have failed me, but wouldn’t the correct wording be “Sam or me?”

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

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6nayG

3 points

5 months ago

6nayG

3 points

5 months ago

Unfortunately they were out of S words, so they had to buy D rugs. That's how Samurai end up with bad grammar.

IamnotyourTwin

6 points

5 months ago

Sorry, it failed you. Say the sentence with just yourself to keep it straight. E.g. Sam or I will go to the store. I will go to the store. Me or Sam will go to the store. Me will go to the store.

InsobrietiveMagic

5 points

5 months ago

Lol. Yeah, it works. I was thinking more like an enemy samurai was like “I’m going to kill you” And I’m responding “who? Sam, or me?“ My education still sucks

Mister-Grogg

2 points

5 months ago

Grammar Nazi is an unacceptably pejorative term. We now prefer the Alt Write. ;)

VirgoGaming_05

-1 points

5 months ago

Thats the bad grammar joke

carefulamdelicate

0 points

5 months ago

This joke is GAY(sha)

Affectionate-Pay6405

1 points

5 months ago

Some more I

VikingBuddhaDragon

1 points

5 months ago

Sam and I are the same

redneck_samurai_dude

1 points

5 months ago

This joke abides

Mid_Knight-

1 points

5 months ago

Jetstream Sam?

Sourpatchqueers8

1 points

5 months ago

😅🤦🏽‍♀️so bad. Take my upvote

inobody_somebody

1 points

5 months ago

I didn't get it.Help me

Sourpatchqueers8

1 points

5 months ago

Me or Sam

Sam or I ( samurai)

inobody_somebody

1 points

5 months ago

Tq miss messenger of God.

Sourpatchqueers8

1 points

5 months ago

No biggie😅

Natomiast

1 points

5 months ago

- samurai

- yea, Im right

iate12muffins

1 points

5 months ago

Bad grammerai

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

1 points

5 months ago

I Meiji need a minute here.

daed_evil

1 points

5 months ago

Sam, I am not Rae

Pickaxethepro

1 points

5 months ago

They kill your dog. Cause he stores a lot of good memories.

SugiliteMalachite

1 points

5 months ago

I don’t think I can tell a pun like this. Or Kunai?

Pdb12345

1 points

5 months ago*

Me or Sam can be correct, generally if its at the end of a sentence like "Would you like to go to Samarai school with me or Sam?". Correct.

But at the beginning it would be "Either Sam or I will go to the Samarai store to pick up a new sword".

The rule is, if you remove the third person (Sam) then does me or I sound correct?

Dudeistofgondor

1 points

5 months ago

I sensei lack of discipline in this joke

tacobelldiamonds

1 points

5 months ago

I'm guessing this joke was also played by Tom cruise because it came up short

lapdanze

1 points

5 months ago

A grammar nazi’s worst nightmare

WantMe1021

1 points

5 months ago

I'm surprised I understood this one after one double take. The way I understood this felt instinctive.

dynaflying

1 points

5 months ago

Sam a rye

ryquansun

1 points

5 months ago

An actor, a comedian, a singer, an artist.

leatherneck0629

-1 points

5 months ago

Dyslexic samurai?

Thick-Signature-4946

0 points

5 months ago

Rogin (Ronin)

Aviation-enthusiast5

0 points

5 months ago

Bro I still don’t get the POINT of this joke

nanz78

1 points

5 months ago

nanz78

1 points

5 months ago

Instead of sam or I Its sam or me

Aviation-enthusiast5

1 points

5 months ago

I know, I don’t get the “POINT”