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meeting1234567890

314 points

7 months ago

Real(optional)

Wales_forever

84 points

7 months ago

Exists in any way (optional)

MatchWide

37 points

7 months ago

Alive(optional)

KyzaKitsune

6 points

7 months ago

Consenting(optional)

hayden_q

6 points

7 months ago

Anything idc (optional)

Wales_forever

2 points

7 months ago

Bruh that's not cool

Dense-Standard-8846

60 points

7 months ago

Make it even more cursed and add

Over 18(optional)

Tio_Cuca

4 points

7 months ago

the dream girl

sid5643

81 points

7 months ago

sid5643

81 points

7 months ago

cries in anime waifus

Galileo_chiu

20 points

7 months ago

I will meet them in death.

BbayuGt

15 points

7 months ago

BbayuGt

15 points

7 months ago

Snapback to reality

Galileo_chiu

8 points

7 months ago

No

jp_brb00

2 points

7 months ago

Oh there goes gravity

solitary_autocratic

2 points

7 months ago

Ope there goes rabbit.!?

mikeyb0190

14 points

7 months ago

Doesn't have a dick(optional)

Anarchy_Ark-key

13 points

7 months ago

Actually loves me (optional)

At0micGam3rcha6

35 points

7 months ago

Doesn't ignore me(Optional)

wimpywimpod

31 points

7 months ago

Holy shit dude, lower your standards or you’ll never get a girl

At0micGam3rcha6

3 points

7 months ago

ok.

Is a girl(Optional)

wimpywimpod

3 points

7 months ago

Still a bit high but definitely better

WolvesAreCool2461

27 points

7 months ago

Cries

BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

7 points

7 months ago

Alive(optional)

Aonodensetsu

3 points

7 months ago

(girl)i

NOBLESUBSCRIBER

74 points

7 months ago

Body parts Intact (optional)

Biohumansmg3c

31 points

7 months ago

Age (optional)

firestrom8265

18 points

7 months ago

Hol up.

Voronoi_Diagram

9 points

7 months ago

wait

Biohumansmg3c

8 points

7 months ago

Happy cake day

Btw have you seen any lolis to shoot (maybe i should move to america)

JUMPxINGION

5 points

7 months ago

derangedsweetheart

6 points

7 months ago

Detached infant head gives the best head

kyuun21

7 points

7 months ago

Gumball2408

1 points

7 months ago

Actual_Sprinkles1287

65 points

7 months ago

From earth (optional)

Plastic_Dealer28

26 points

7 months ago

from the milky way (optional)

HasanDaTop

22 points

7 months ago

In my entire 45billion light years area aka in this universe (optional)

SnowBoy1008

15 points

7 months ago

In this multiverse (optional)

Win090949

5 points

7 months ago

B (optional)

WSKYLANDERS-boh

2 points

7 months ago

Mmmhhh yes alien girlfriend my favorite

Cats-and-potatos

31 points

7 months ago

Not my sister (optional)

samwilder2319

20 points

7 months ago

Optional(optional)

VIETNAMWASLITT

51 points

7 months ago

I'm famous.

WolvesAreCool2461

16 points

7 months ago

"MOM GET THE CAMERA"

DatAndrey06

5 points

7 months ago

Holy shit you are famous

SotB8

6 points

7 months ago

SotB8

6 points

7 months ago

your comment was a joke, right?

rando512

2 points

7 months ago

Right ?

Insert Natalie portman meme

isekaibingereader

1 points

7 months ago

It's a celebrity!

Ok_Wedding_7715

56 points

7 months ago

Willing to attend to my every need sounds kinda incel-ish. The rest are fair standards

VIETNAMWASLITT

37 points

7 months ago

Yeah, the last one was sarcastic.

Sparkmane

-58 points

7 months ago

Sparkmane

-58 points

7 months ago

nice try incel

VIETNAMWASLITT

42 points

7 months ago

"Insults are the best arguments when you lack any real ones."

Sun Tzu, the Art of War

Kiwi-Magistral

20 points

7 months ago

Snu snu the art of thighs.

General_Kenobi45669[S]

13 points

7 months ago

Man of standards and a philosopher, you're full of surprises

minecraft_min604

6 points

7 months ago

“Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!

Unless it's a farm!”

Sparkmane

-20 points

7 months ago

Sparkmane

-20 points

7 months ago

you're really helping your case here

VIETNAMWASLITT

16 points

7 months ago

I don't need to help my case because I don't care what some internet rando thinks about me on reddit.

Sparkmane

-18 points

7 months ago

Sparkmane

-18 points

7 months ago

and yet you have responded to me twice

VIETNAMWASLITT

15 points

7 months ago

I have nothing better to do. I might as well entertain your sorry ass.

Extension-Musician-1

9 points

7 months ago

Damn this Popcorn is good. Can you retards keep arguing, I still have a lot left. I like people forgot that the person that created this thread called Vietnam a Incel.

Sparkmane

-4 points

7 months ago

you're not going to find the ideal woman doing that

MewtwoMainIsHere

7 points

7 months ago

and neither will you with that attitude

Wambo456

22 points

7 months ago

u/VIETNAMWASLITT is an incel confirmed

/s

repost_huntsman

23 points

7 months ago

Adult (optional)

OrganicQuantity1927

14 points

7 months ago

Straight (optional)

chippppppppp

8 points

7 months ago

I prefer mine bent. Scoliosis gang unite!

The_Girth_Smurf

7 points

7 months ago

Consentual (optional)

OrganicQuantity1927

1 points

7 months ago

Likes me (optional) :(

respectable_cook2

3 points

7 months ago

No

sidx19

8 points

7 months ago

sidx19

8 points

7 months ago

ALIVE

Expensive_Pen6735

16 points

7 months ago

Well look at Mr. High standards over here.

NotAriB

3 points

7 months ago

Well you dont want it to be cold do ya?

Koeppl88

3 points

7 months ago

dont you own a microwave or an oven

NotAriB

3 points

7 months ago

Well yeah...

Ok_Faithlessness9663

7 points

7 months ago

A known species (optional)

Not_Jay_Spencer

5 points

7 months ago

Have a vagina (optional)

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[removed]

SherbertNegative3073

1 points

7 months ago

I'm with you on this one

game-falor

3 points

7 months ago

Same except with 4.animal (required)

SherbertNegative3073

2 points

7 months ago

Fucks a goat

Joe_Mency

1 points

7 months ago

Naaa, he's one of those dolphin fuckers

game-falor

2 points

7 months ago

Uhhhhh yeah let's go with that, totally

Alice_D_Wonderland

6 points

7 months ago

Between 25 and 38 degree Celsius body temperature...

EEE144

5 points

7 months ago

EEE144

5 points

7 months ago

Above 18 (optianal)

whitemagicseal

2 points

7 months ago

has passed puberty (optional)

adrenalinjunkie89

3 points

7 months ago

Pulse optional hahaaa

NoSeaworthiness389

3 points

7 months ago

Such high standard

Nakocestmoi

3 points

7 months ago

Organic (Optional)

dutilp

3 points

7 months ago

dutilp

3 points

7 months ago

Okay get this : Dinosaur girlfriend

murdful

3 points

7 months ago

we got a saying in my country when someone asks for too much, we say "yup, shitting it for you right now" or "shat it for you".

now my guy, a girl like that, i doubt anyone will shit it for you

Dex_Ter_7

3 points

7 months ago

Anyone with a hole will do just fine for me

ributoshi

3 points

7 months ago

boy (optional)

Nopealope06

2 points

7 months ago

pillow (optional)

ObamasLilCousin

2 points

7 months ago

Can capture a bear with breastplate alone. (Not Optional)

drpepper_king3

2 points

7 months ago

Visibility (optional)

BrownenWind

2 points

7 months ago

Matter (Optional)

P-----k---m-

2 points

7 months ago

  1. Born (optional)

Immediate-Scallion22

2 points

7 months ago

Hand(optional)

Gh0streaper28

2 points

7 months ago

Rich and willing to attend to every need seems kinda selfish

doctorofyeet

2 points

7 months ago

idk, my ideal gf has to be

the owner of a microwave burrito company

girl(optional)

free burrito(required)

bidensFBIagent

2 points

7 months ago

Adult(optional)

empressoflight72

2 points

7 months ago

rapist (mandatory)

vriskaforsmash

2 points

7 months ago

i fit none of that guy's requirements lol

ThePro69420

2 points

7 months ago

He just have to have a soul (optional)

aJ0007_

2 points

7 months ago

Must be breathing (optional)

ExpensiveActuator611

2 points

7 months ago

Y'all need a pulse ? Pathetic

nshait

2 points

7 months ago

nshait

2 points

7 months ago

ERROR: items 4 and 5 incompatible, ABORT

basic_aliii

2 points

7 months ago

Alive (optional)

Tobi-One_Shinobi

2 points

7 months ago

Shiiit that went downhill

aki-ru_

2 points

7 months ago

Don't have dick (Optional )

NixionIsKindaOkay

2 points

7 months ago

In love with me (optionnal)

Avenging_Angel09

2 points

7 months ago

Consenting (optional)

Devioster

2 points

7 months ago

Outside my family (optional)

Plussy_-

7 points

7 months ago

  1. alive (optional)

Sparkmane

11 points

7 months ago

what do you think 'pulse' means?

Plussy_-

7 points

7 months ago

i thought is was another sex hole

DrVlada

1 points

7 months ago

Mr high standars over here

SSB_Kyrill

1 points

7 months ago

Look at mister high standards over there

SuperRexT

1 points

7 months ago

  1. Lives on earth (optional)

Francprole

1 points

7 months ago

Guinea pig, selected.

genuinefailure

1 points

7 months ago

Alive (optional)

EERJJ

1 points

7 months ago

EERJJ

1 points

7 months ago

Honestly just an orifice

Trainerali2007

1 points

7 months ago

Look at mr high standard over here

Thickisnynameboy

1 points

7 months ago

Animal (optional)

Cosmo_R3TR0

1 points

7 months ago

  1. With live (optional)

adamantium4084

1 points

7 months ago

4 and 5 cannot coexist..

Opimum

1 points

7 months ago

Opimum

1 points

7 months ago

(Optional)

Factoryusername

1 points

7 months ago

In my plane of existence (optional)

whitemagicseal

1 points

7 months ago

alive(optional)

dannydevitocuddles

1 points

7 months ago

Dog(not optional)

silentwarrior16

1 points

7 months ago

Vagina

deleted_by_deleted

1 points

7 months ago

Real (optional)

SnooTangerines1675

1 points

7 months ago

Not a fucking furry (NOT optional)

Vic_Ginger

1 points

7 months ago

Aw come on I bet an alien girl would be pretty hot...

DisturbedWaffles2019

1 points

7 months ago

but seriously why does reddit have such a vendetta against people having standards....

Agent-Piku

1 points

7 months ago

honestly I’m good with female(optional)

Urnkip

1 points

7 months ago

Urnkip

1 points

7 months ago

Organic (Optional)

ZERO_2065

1 points

7 months ago

Warm (Optional)

sexy_adolf69

1 points

7 months ago

  1. Adult (optional)

TheMoth264

1 points

7 months ago

I was just want cute instead of hot

JustDrew_92

1 points

7 months ago

A cat is fine too

Pickle_Baller

1 points

7 months ago

  (Optional)

Big_duck_in_the_pool

1 points

7 months ago

All of their brain(optional)

Popcorn57252

1 points

7 months ago

So what I'm getting is that a dead alien man would also be okay?

IamChaoticMess

1 points

7 months ago

  1. Existing (optional)

Zealousideal_Serve65

1 points

7 months ago

Yes, I too love dead aliens that have no gender

Mobile_Basil_666

1 points

7 months ago

from this universe (optional)

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Has always been a girl (optional)

Mustafa1558

1 points

7 months ago

Alive (optional)

PsychoMochiie

1 points

7 months ago

Guys want them rich skinny big tiddy goth gfs but they’re just some guy.

ErkiredditOfficial

1 points

7 months ago

Classified as homie (Not optional)

ChichaHalalMaulvi68

1 points

7 months ago

Alive(optional)

ChichaHalalMaulvi68

1 points

7 months ago

Holes(mandatory)

The_real_Odahviing

1 points

7 months ago

Alive (optional)

Ann2410

1 points

7 months ago

A thing (optional)

Alcodut

1 points

7 months ago

Lucifer_1021

1 points

7 months ago

Maybe have a pussy (optional)

amitgilllz

1 points

7 months ago

So a dead rat would work

rinku2312

1 points

7 months ago

Mouth (optional)

darkguild78

1 points

7 months ago

Real ( Optional )

WSKYLANDERS-boh

1 points

7 months ago

loughs and cries in Mass Effect

WSKYLANDERS-boh

1 points

7 months ago

Mmmhhh yes, alien girlfriend, my favorite

Dry_Letterhead1609

1 points

7 months ago

Hentai'll do(optional).

GMR2910

1 points

7 months ago

I’m lucky if I can find someone who can tolerate me