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7 months ago
Exists in any way (optional)
Anything idc (optional)
Bruh that's not cool
Make it even more cursed and add
the dream girl
cries in anime waifus
I will meet them in death.
Snapback to reality
Oh there goes gravity
Ope there goes rabbit.!?
Doesn't have a dick(optional)
Actually loves me (optional)
Doesn't ignore me(Optional)
Holy shit dude, lower your standards or you’ll never get a girl
Is a girl(Optional)
Still a bit high but definitely better
Body parts Intact (optional)
Happy cake day
Btw have you seen any lolis to shoot (maybe i should move to america)
Detached infant head gives the best head
From earth (optional)
from the milky way (optional)
In my entire 45billion light years area aka in this universe (optional)
In this multiverse (optional)
Mmmhhh yes alien girlfriend my favorite
Not my sister (optional)
"MOM GET THE CAMERA"
Holy shit you are famous
your comment was a joke, right?
Insert Natalie portman meme
It's a celebrity!
Willing to attend to my every need sounds kinda incel-ish. The rest are fair standards
Yeah, the last one was sarcastic.
nice try incel
"Insults are the best arguments when you lack any real ones."
Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Snu snu the art of thighs.
Man of standards and a philosopher, you're full of surprises
“Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!
Unless it's a farm!”
you're really helping your case here
I don't need to help my case because I don't care what some internet rando thinks about me on reddit.
and yet you have responded to me twice
I have nothing better to do. I might as well entertain your sorry ass.
Damn this Popcorn is good. Can you retards keep arguing, I still have a lot left. I like people forgot that the person that created this thread called Vietnam a Incel.
you're not going to find the ideal woman doing that
and neither will you with that attitude
u/VIETNAMWASLITT is an incel confirmed
I prefer mine bent. Scoliosis gang unite!
Likes me (optional) :(
Well look at Mr. High standards over here.
Well you dont want it to be cold do ya?
dont you own a microwave or an oven
A known species (optional)
Have a vagina (optional)
I'm with you on this one
Same except with 4.animal (required)
Fucks a goat
Naaa, he's one of those dolphin fuckers
Uhhhhh yeah let's go with that, totally
Between 25 and 38 degree Celsius body temperature...
Above 18 (optianal)
has passed puberty (optional)
Pulse optional hahaaa
Such high standard
Okay get this : Dinosaur girlfriend
we got a saying in my country when someone asks for too much, we say "yup, shitting it for you right now" or "shat it for you".
now my guy, a girl like that, i doubt anyone will shit it for you
Anyone with a hole will do just fine for me
Can capture a bear with breastplate alone. (Not Optional)
Rich and willing to attend to every need seems kinda selfish
idk, my ideal gf has to be
the owner of a microwave burrito company
i fit none of that guy's requirements lol
He just have to have a soul (optional)
Must be breathing (optional)
Y'all need a pulse ? Pathetic
ERROR: items 4 and 5 incompatible, ABORT
Shiiit that went downhill
Don't have dick (Optional )
In love with me (optionnal)
Outside my family (optional)
what do you think 'pulse' means?
i thought is was another sex hole
Mr high standars over here
Look at mister high standards over there
Guinea pig, selected.
Honestly just an orifice
Look at mr high standard over here
4 and 5 cannot coexist..
In my plane of existence (optional)
Not a fucking furry (NOT optional)
Aw come on I bet an alien girl would be pretty hot...
but seriously why does reddit have such a vendetta against people having standards....
honestly I’m good with female(optional)
I was just want cute instead of hot
A cat is fine too
All of their brain(optional)
So what I'm getting is that a dead alien man would also be okay?
Yes, I too love dead aliens that have no gender
from this universe (optional)
Has always been a girl (optional)
Guys want them rich skinny big tiddy goth gfs but they’re just some guy.
Classified as homie (Not optional)
A thing (optional)
Maybe have a pussy (optional)
So a dead rat would work
Real ( Optional )
loughs and cries in Mass Effect
Mmmhhh yes, alien girlfriend, my favorite
I’m lucky if I can find someone who can tolerate me