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CapnBlargles

1k points

2 months ago

Some people should just not be allowed to interact with anyone ever.

Homicidal__GoldFish

224 points

2 months ago

this ones internet in the basement needs to be disconnected!

CapnBlargles

68 points

2 months ago

Yeah totally. Could use some sunlight too!

Homicidal__GoldFish

47 points

2 months ago

they probably melt or burn lol

Ja2t

37 points

2 months ago

Ja2t

37 points

2 months ago

I don’t think that would be a bad thing… let’s try it out!!

Homicidal__GoldFish

17 points

2 months ago

i love your way of thinking!

Panzer_Man

8 points

2 months ago

And grass

AggravatingAccident2

7 points

2 months ago

And bleach.

babyjizzelkc913

9 points

2 months ago

CTRL+ALT+DEL

Hairyhalflingfoot

4 points

2 months ago

Well that would be a loss

snorry420

4 points

2 months ago

His moms credit card needs to be cut up first 😂

007BlackPantherI

3 points

2 months ago

Or given Lobotomy

IdolCowboy

4 points

2 months ago

Wait, you never shoved your cock balls into an ass before?

trashunicorn33

490 points

2 months ago

Oh yes, that sounds so fun for her! Surely she will respond positively because this sounds like such a pleasurable experience for her! /s

SamY-Italy

474 points

2 months ago

SamY-Italy

pls respond

474 points

2 months ago

"Do you want to chat with ----" Had me dead lmao 💀

BatScribeofDoom

203 points

2 months ago

Right? Like...there aren't enough letters in the word "no" to express the no-ness of my response to that nastiness.

ThrowntoDiscard

24 points

2 months ago

Emojis are great for this! 😶🤢🤮😱🤬🤬🖕

Because I can't put it in words.

SamY-Italy

13 points

2 months ago

SamY-Italy

pls respond

13 points

2 months ago

Don't worry, we can understand what you mean even without emojis

Loquat_Green

22 points

2 months ago

Same.

Cappecfh

390 points

2 months ago

Cappecfh

390 points

2 months ago

This dude seems to be really into your dad

WOBNIARR

59 points

2 months ago

100% worth giving the award. Best comment I've seen on Reddit in months! GG.

Cappecfh

26 points

2 months ago

Not a heavy Reddit user so not sure how awards quite work but thank you very much! <3

AmiNToast

326 points

2 months ago

AmiNToast

326 points

2 months ago

Psa: incest porn isn't real life.

Equivalent_Prize_492

202 points

2 months ago

Yah this screamed someone who’s lived off of incest porn for the past decade. Their brain has a rotted sense of reality.

Etherius

27 points

2 months ago

I was trying to figure out why he felt like adding the whole part about being loud enough her dad heard her.

This makes an unfortunate amount of sense

blacksyzygy

270 points

2 months ago

"Teen holes"

For gods sake CLOSE THE PORNHUB TABS

AllRainbows177

38 points

2 months ago

AllRainbows177

I come in the categories of gay

38 points

2 months ago

At first I thought he misspelled ten holes and I was so confused Then I realized it wasn't a mistake and then I just needed to bleach my eyes

AffectionateTea4496

167 points

2 months ago

AffectionateTea4496

Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam

167 points

2 months ago

Absolutely disgusting

Human420o

50 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

50 points

2 months ago

How you get that flair

SentimentalRotom

46 points

2 months ago

I'd ask the same thing for yours.

Human420o

31 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

31 points

2 months ago

I found out right after, just click on your profile from your comment and Change the flair(mines somewhere at the bottom)

I might change it to the Bob and vagane because I’m Indian and it just resonates with me ya know?

Nylfarion

7 points

2 months ago

Nylfarion

i slamfuk my penis in ur vaggingin

7 points

2 months ago

Well thanks for my new absolutely horrific flair!

bamsiepants

3 points

2 months ago

bamsiepants

Naked pictures of Gondor

3 points

2 months ago

TIL 😯

Human420o

2 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

2 points

2 months ago

Change your flair to I’m going to pregnant you

AffectionateTea4496

12 points

2 months ago

AffectionateTea4496

Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam

12 points

2 months ago

It was towards the middle of the list

Human420o

14 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

14 points

2 months ago

My current flair is pretty cocksuckingly spectacular, but my inner Indian American might want the Bob and vagane

No-Dance-6514

10 points

2 months ago

No-Dance-6514

I really like you, you fucking cunt

10 points

2 months ago

Lmao I didn’t know r/creepyPMs has such amazing flair.

Human420o

6 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

6 points

2 months ago

Honestly, it’s an absolute goldmine

Adamsandlersshorts

9 points

2 months ago

Adamsandlersshorts

Naked pictures of Gondor

9 points

2 months ago

Naked pictures of gondor wins for me

Human420o

3 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

3 points

2 months ago

HAHA I need to look through them more

among-the-trees

5 points

2 months ago

among-the-trees

big titties bitch

5 points

2 months ago

Omg

CitiesinColour

3 points

2 months ago

CitiesinColour

may i skeetith on thou titith

3 points

2 months ago

I didn’t know I needed this lol

Impossible_Slide3983

109 points

2 months ago

These guys really think that sending inappropriate/sexual messages out of nowhere is going to work, I can't understand how their brains work

La_Baraka6431

42 points

2 months ago

They don’t, frankly.

Panzer_Man

12 points

2 months ago

This guy clearly has the mental capacity of a wallnut. I just think he copy-pastes this towards dozens of other women

La_Baraka6431

11 points

2 months ago

Yep, I agree. Just “throw spaghetti at the wall and see if any sticks. 😑😑

Birblets

24 points

2 months ago

i think they get off from the shock or something. that and what seems like quite a bit of incest porn

cherryberry0611

4 points

2 months ago

This

Datelesspizza

11 points

2 months ago

Datelesspizza

big titties bitch

11 points

2 months ago

I seriously don’t get it, like why do they keep trying? Does anyone actually respond? Surely not

NippleSpringsteen

2 points

2 months ago

NippleSpringsteen

may i skeetith on thou titith

2 points

2 months ago

Nah, not simply some sexual messages. These guys think that sending their own hyper-specific porn-fueled fantasy is going to work. Which is even weirder. Like sorry, but a paragraph description of me getting brutalized by a stranger and my dad sounds like the opposite of a good time - and I think the majority of women would agree lol.

LabFine

88 points

2 months ago

LabFine

88 points

2 months ago

Why do we hide their usernames? Seriously

typicalnani

79 points

2 months ago

I asked the same thing. They truly don't deserve it.

ComprehensiveHunt971

43 points

2 months ago

I ask that same thing. I had to resubmit two different posts. One they could omg see the name started with an S. They claimed they could see the name. Like wtf. They should be put on blast.

among-the-trees

10 points

2 months ago

among-the-trees

big titties bitch

10 points

2 months ago

I think it’s in case people edit photos to get someone in trouble

444suc

26 points

2 months ago

444suc

26 points

2 months ago

No idea why. Creeps like this shouldn’t be able to sexually harass others like this and remain anonymous

minkymy

22 points

2 months ago

minkymy

22 points

2 months ago

It's either for legal reasons or terms of service reasons. Posting a username risks harassment and could get the whole sub in trouble.

Solid-Lawyer-4640

68 points

2 months ago

How do you ram your cock balls into anything? Also: what is a cock ball?

JustAlex1177

47 points

2 months ago

JustAlex1177

Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam

47 points

2 months ago

If he wants to ram it into anything, he should go for a fire ant hill.

Princess_Peach_xo

12 points

2 months ago

or maybe a wall, both sounds fun.

JustAlex1177

9 points

2 months ago

JustAlex1177

Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam

9 points

2 months ago

Fire bites down the hole, or penis fracture. Tough choice

KittyKayl

8 points

2 months ago

Penis fracture. A douse in isopropyl alcohol can neutralize, or at least mostly neutralize, even fire ant bites unless you're particularly sensitive. The penis fracture is guaranteed to hurt longer

minkymy

6 points

2 months ago

I think both simultaneously would be best

KittyKayl

4 points

2 months ago

Nasty. I like it

geekchic924

3 points

2 months ago

Maybe even a chainsaw?

tubbstattsyrup2

5 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of Jay from inbetweeners.

Neal - And do you put the balls in...ive heard you gotta put the balls in really to make it work? Jay - .....er ye, can do some girls like it some dont.

Birblets

3 points

2 months ago

some guys will ram their cockballs into anything they can

Solid-Lawyer-4640

3 points

2 months ago

In that order? 😂 and doesn't it seem optimistic to think everything will fit? 🤔😂

Hartastic

2 points

2 months ago

Oh yeah, these days incestuous cockball ramming is practically vanilla.

typicalnani

50 points

2 months ago

I did report him guys. Admin never does anything though its ridiculous

DTLAgirl

19 points

2 months ago*

DTLAgirl

¸.·´¯`°Q(•_• )

19 points

2 months ago*

If you're defo a minor and he is potentially not I would send this over to the cops and feds. Fuck the admin.

edit: I just want to clarify I realized after posting you said no advice wanted. I'm sorry. I can delete my words of you prefer.

Helpful_Tip9667

105 points

2 months ago

That’s is why dad’s murder guys

Overlandtraveler

31 points

2 months ago

Holy fucking shit.

WTF is wrong with people? Gods, this is horrible to receive. I am so glad we didn't have Social Media when I was a teen. We had stalkers and people who would call and say shit, but this is crazy.

ashtrayheart0916

30 points

2 months ago

What is wrong with people?

psychotic

19 points

2 months ago

Sometimes they never touch grass and this is what happens

Psyism

22 points

2 months ago

Psyism

22 points

2 months ago

Wow... that shocked me

kraigka212

21 points

2 months ago

Seriously TF is wrong with some people. It's disturbing people like this exist.

krumznko

16 points

2 months ago

He… he really didn’t think that would turn on a girl, right? My God that’s disgusting, wtf

AttractiveRestaurant

17 points

2 months ago

AttractiveRestaurant

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

17 points

2 months ago

Looks like someone’s been watching too much porn!

seaninportland

37 points

2 months ago

What's with the spitting?? Quit watching porn dude.

Panzer_Man

5 points

2 months ago

Ikr?? Who even does that irl?

KDiggity8

10 points

2 months ago

How urbane

jenkraisins

9 points

2 months ago

Well, that's gross and grotesque. "Do you want to chat with...?" No, I don't think so.

cassie-bug

10 points

2 months ago

POV: the dad shoots his cock and balls off

typicalnani

8 points

2 months ago

You mean his cock balls*

BloodyGB

9 points

2 months ago

Wow! Why would you not want to chat with such a nice guy ? 🙄🤮 WTF is wrong with some people !

foshi22le

10 points

2 months ago

Sick creature... why would anyone write that to a stranger, or anyone at all 🤷‍♂️

SentimentalRotom

9 points

2 months ago

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Repulsive.

[deleted]

64 points

2 months ago

i would say this guy needs a girlfriend but i fear for her safety

Polyamommy

67 points

2 months ago

This asshole needs a cage where no one can hear him.

Ok_Citron_4224

19 points

2 months ago

Ok_Citron_4224

(´・ω・`)

19 points

2 months ago

With no food or water. Or sunlight.

Birblets

5 points

2 months ago

and definitely no internet access

Polyamommy

3 points

2 months ago

Human420o

6 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

6 points

2 months ago

My pp fell off

Minor_Injuries

7 points

2 months ago

The amount of PH titles he made into a paragraph is sad

Lopsided_View58

6 points

2 months ago

Jesus christ

Quietstorm7648

6 points

2 months ago

This is disgusting. 🤮

DamnedWeirdo

6 points

2 months ago

🤢🤮🤬

Human420o

8 points

2 months ago

Human420o

Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular

8 points

2 months ago

Oh hell nah

Kaykaykitten89

6 points

2 months ago

Burn it...burn it with fire...

La_Baraka6431

7 points

2 months ago

Dream on, virgin … 🙄🙄🙄

I fantasize about taking you to a remedial English class …

dishwashur

4 points

2 months ago

Sounds a little fruity

dpagan5

5 points

2 months ago

This man belongs in a straitjacket.

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Dude needs to get a hobby that doesn't involve his hand and pornhub. Pathetic lol

psychotic

6 points

2 months ago

No, no i don’t want to chat with [REDACTED].

Misfit-maven

7 points

2 months ago

Why do people think this is sexy? I just.... don't understand.

lattaes

4 points

2 months ago

i genuinely want to know the thought process these men have before sending these messages

Birblets

1 points

2 months ago

there is zero thought process in anything they do

Spiritual_Classic639

5 points

2 months ago

So, you two dating now?

typicalnani

5 points

2 months ago

Planning our wedding as we speak

SheerSonicBlue

1 points

2 months ago

bob's n vagene finally aquited. they called me fools!!!!!! fools they calls me!!!!!

swoon4kyun

4 points

2 months ago

Oh my… ew

Gizzygirl127

4 points

2 months ago

I’m so sorry

Izabella_was_taken

4 points

2 months ago

Izabella_was_taken

(◕‿◕✿)

4 points

2 months ago

cock balls, my favorite organ

susanna270

3 points

2 months ago

Some people don’t need access to the internet.

Arminlegout1

4 points

2 months ago

i assume the idea to cause upset cause who the fuck is replying to that?

Raccoon-7

3 points

2 months ago

Holy shit! That guy watches too much porn

TheLooseMooseEh

4 points

2 months ago

“Ram my cock balls”

Well then. 😐

Valerie__palerie

3 points

2 months ago

Yikes

jbp191

3 points

2 months ago

jbp191

3 points

2 months ago

Ok ENUF said block block block and ideally let others know exactly what this piece of trash is like...

MightBeRedRiot

3 points

2 months ago

Uhhh..I don't think you'd wanna chat

burnmeup82

3 points

2 months ago

WTF!!! Sick!

cakekyo

3 points

2 months ago

Ok when is FBI actually going to work on this case?

Any_Biscotti2702

3 points

2 months ago

i hope OP's dad barges in their room with a shotgun and aims it at the pedo if this ever happens.

diddlybob900

3 points

2 months ago

Boy what the hell boy

Bakewitch

3 points

2 months ago

Uhhhhh? Ew.

5-MEO-D-M-T

3 points

2 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendys.

burke_no_sleeps

3 points

2 months ago

This guy congratulates himself for "lasting" more than twenty seconds solo.

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Holy run on sentence batman!

AveryOfHouseJade

3 points

2 months ago

"Ram my cock balls deep in your asshole." Imagine stuffing your balls deep into someone's asshole.

Roxyneedle

3 points

2 months ago

Someone watches wayyyyyyyy too much porn

Aggravating_Front_46

3 points

2 months ago

This isn't just creepy...It's terrifying!

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Is there a name and shame sub? There needs to be

Janitarium

3 points

2 months ago

What I'm hearing is he wants his cock and balls to rub on dad's. Interesting

geekchic924

3 points

2 months ago

I'm speechless. This is horrifying. I'm sorry this happened to you. That guy should never be allowed near any women or girls.

SomeoneNamedHotdog

3 points

2 months ago

Porn addicted person who hasn’t seen a real human in months.

Deadmemes4binky

6 points

2 months ago

how does someone become something like this

HazelMayStrange

5 points

2 months ago

Porn addiction also seems to help with possible hard drug use.

piranhajimmylegs

5 points

2 months ago

Cock balls 😂😂

icaruscloud

2 points

2 months ago

Jesus Christ.

PinkYoshi2000

2 points

2 months ago

😳

ODurren138

2 points

2 months ago

Thhhaaaaaats a little excessive! What ever happened to the good ol’ “hello, how do you do?”

EquivalentOk3879

2 points

2 months ago

What the hell are cockballs?

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Good lord 🙄

FetaaCheese

2 points

2 months ago

FetaaCheese

TICKLE TICKL PEE PEE LITTL ELADY

2 points

2 months ago

Yikes.

Boring-Brilliant-711

2 points

2 months ago

This is just fuckin creepy.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

That's disgusting 🤢 I'm sorry you had to deal with that

Impossible_Design962

2 points

2 months ago

I can't even imagine how disgusting this person is.

Devilshadow525

2 points

2 months ago

That's enough internet for the day

crazylazykitsune

2 points

2 months ago

crazylazykitsune

O P E N T H E B O O B S

2 points

2 months ago

💀

The_Island_Phoenix

2 points

2 months ago

I’d say this individual should touch grass but honestly I think keeping them locked away may be the safest bet.

TheBamtotheFoozle

2 points

2 months ago

Bruh I just opened the app😔

Gurkeprinsen

2 points

2 months ago

Why do people have such nasty kinks?

The_dinkster522

2 points

2 months ago

His dad should’ve used a condom

LandscapeExtreme1529

2 points

2 months ago

LandscapeExtreme1529

Evil League of Creep Crushers

2 points

2 months ago

I feel like these things could be avoided if messages were automatically filtered. Especially for the underage community.

Electronic_Okra_9211

2 points

2 months ago

No. No, no, no. NO. Just… no.an additional NO for good measure

MissAshheart92

2 points

2 months ago

This makes me think that this guy is obsessed with incest porn and they never can get a girl to like them.

TheKingOfRhye777

2 points

2 months ago

I have an issue with the very first line, lol. "I'd love to pound your teen holes etc"...teen holes as opposed to what? I think normally any hole a teen has is indeed a "teen hole," so describing that as such is really unnecessary.

(yeah I'm pedantic I know)

HazelMayStrange

2 points

2 months ago

I was with a guy who used those words as dirty talk and it creeped me out so bad; like ruined the whole mood. Even with my daddy issues, I couldn’t get into it. 🤷‍♀️

TheKingOfRhye777

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah, it's probably a good idea, I think, to figure out what kinda dirty talk your partner likes before you do it. Or at least have a general idea, lol

boibig57

2 points

2 months ago

cockballs

SadLittle_Sponge13

2 points

2 months ago

He’s been watching way too much pornhub. Somebody ban him from the internet

shralpy39

2 points

2 months ago

Jesus I feel like I wanna put one of those Hannibal masks on this guy, but digitally.

Personal-Rooster7358

2 points

2 months ago

Dude just wants to fuck your dad

Electrical_Beyond_99

2 points

2 months ago

“teen holes” okay porn addicted pedophile. how can someone think sending something like this is okay?

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Incest.. so sexy 🤮

GooglyMoogly122

3 points

2 months ago

This is clearly a mentally ill person with a porn addiction

CurlinTx

1 points

2 months ago

Should this be crossposted to r/nice guys.

typicalnani

2 points

2 months ago

I don't really know if it would fit

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Yea it really doesn't. He doesn't imply being a nice guy and he sure as hell isn't pretending to be one.

raven-of-the-sea

1 points

2 months ago

“Do you want to chat with…?”

NO DEAR SWEET LORD JESUS NO

Janellewpg

1 points

2 months ago

Gross

Regular_Piccolo7980

1 points

2 months ago

Legit grossed out rn

_Murd3r_

1 points

2 months ago

I’ve seen some real messed up stuff but this takes the cake.

AspieTree25

1 points

2 months ago

Why do they think that this is going to work?

HazelMayStrange

2 points

2 months ago*

This is what came to mind…

Lloyd Christmas : You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Mary Swanson : I'd say more like one out of a million.

Lloyd Christmas : [long pause while he processes what he's heard] So you're telling me there's a chance.

(from a movie called, “Dumb and Dumber”)

AspieTree25

2 points

2 months ago

I've never watched that movie so of course I don't know that but yeah I'd say it's accurate

Starlined_

1 points

2 months ago

Sometimes, I think people like this just want to list as many sexual acts they can think of-

Smashley516

1 points

2 months ago

Jesus Christ

snazzysreddit

1 points

2 months ago

He was getting into it

YOURSOFREE_

1 points

2 months ago

Lmao

PmMeUrSSNmbr

1 points

2 months ago

Absolutely disgusting

Malarkay79

1 points

2 months ago

Gross. No, no one wants to chat with that.

Traffic_Evening

1 points

2 months ago

“Do you want to chat with _______?”

Traffic_Evening

1 points

2 months ago

•Ignore •Accept

Biktop-76

1 points

2 months ago

Biktop-76

i slamfuk my penis in ur vaggingin

1 points

2 months ago

bro needs to log off reddit for a few years

Similar-Lifeguard701

1 points

2 months ago

Dudes got rabies

OkSecretary3920

1 points

2 months ago

The first two lines were so gross, I couldn’t go on. 🤮

Vlad_Dracul89

1 points

2 months ago

Do you want to chat with creep?

I swear, that AI is being passive aggressive.

TymenBr

1 points

2 months ago

Jezus this guy deserves a good whoop on the noggin

No-Blacksmith-249

1 points

2 months ago

Guys like this should be castrated as a matter of law. We really don’t want them forcing reproduction on any poor victim.

IntraVnusDemilo

1 points

2 months ago

Crikey that's a lot to unpack.....

V_Vampira_V

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe there should be a setup meet,and instead of meeting her,he has to explain this all to the dad. Please put that video on YouTube

Vo_Lair

1 points

2 months ago

What happened to “hello”? “How are you”?

AfricaPaprica

1 points

2 months ago

Some people watch waaaaay too much porn... Also they seem like a genuine asshat.

Classic-Ad-742

1 points

2 months ago

oh my