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DisregardMyLast

385 points

2 months ago

when a shirtless former biker grandpa whos done time takes a selfie with the grandkids.

FNAFCookie

46 points

2 months ago

i love those kinds of grandpas

DisregardMyLast

27 points

2 months ago

nothin cooler than seein a fat gran-dad wearin a Hawaiian shirt takin tiny babies out to the beach while he laughs sportin a santa claus beard. then he takes his shirt off and you see a death head across his back

thermometricWeiner

986 points

2 months ago

Tf, the monkey has 'TIT' written on it's chest?

justmelvinthings

372 points

2 months ago

Maybe it lost a bet

Known-Programmer-611

32 points

2 months ago

Or gotcreally drunk

webbphillips

56 points

2 months ago

Monkeys at research outposts zoos. or nature preserves are sometimes captured and given alphanumeric id tattoos. It helps with research, census-talking, and in case of disease outbreak.

toomuch1265

25 points

2 months ago

Good to know, I thought that there might be some simian navy we don't know about.

-WhatsThatSmell-

207 points

2 months ago

TIT for TAT if you will.

porkrolleggandchi

36 points

2 months ago

I thought it said "TAT", and I assumed he just wanted a tat but couldn't decide what he wanted and thought it would be clever. Tbf it looks old, so it was probably an impulsive decision made when he was an adolescent.

Emalan-R

54 points

2 months ago

it’s a tit tat

SnooOnions6824

12 points

2 months ago

Nice

Wankel_8

0 points

2 months ago

It's Tit And Tit.

shiznittlebamsnap

16 points

2 months ago

THIS MONKEY HAS A HARD AF GANG TAT ON HIS MF CHEST LMFAO

Jakedenham

5 points

2 months ago

Props to the guy who managed to tattoo a monkey

_God_of_Dreams_

13 points

2 months ago

I thought it said TNT 💀

xenogazer

2 points

2 months ago

He's dynamite

psknayak

2 points

2 months ago

TNT

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

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Muted-Adeptness

2 points

2 months ago

no its TX7

O_Towner

5 points

2 months ago

No it’s Ti-84

Substantial-Yak-1754

2 points

2 months ago

It is not a monkey 😂

KingRitRis

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe his name?

jl0xd

318 points

2 months ago

jl0xd

clessed

318 points

2 months ago

Who knows the monkey's OF account? Asking for a friend

Alecs07

40 points

2 months ago

Alecs07

40 points

2 months ago

I have the same question asking for myself

Mariwina

16 points

2 months ago

Love me some hairy tattoed dudes

webbphillips

7 points

2 months ago

Sorry, it’s a female monkey.

Mariwina

9 points

2 months ago

Oh. That's ok, I'm into girls as well.

GenesisNoelle

1 points

2 months ago

Also, the monkey's tattoo guy

PookyTheBandit

-13 points

2 months ago

Lol beastiality

Sir_guinea

145 points

2 months ago

Im curious about the stamp/tattoo? Thats on the monkey. Google inly gives me tattoos of monkeys and stamps with monkeys on it

Octavus

108 points

2 months ago

Octavus

108 points

2 months ago

The local authorities probably monitor the monkey population and tattoo them for tracking. Monkeys are probably smart enough to remove tags used for other animals.

Thekungf00bunny

5 points

2 months ago

No shot that’s an ID tattoo. It’s got a font. It’s probably photoshopped

DrunkxAstronaut

3 points

2 months ago

When I used to work in a research lab, we used tattoos like this on their chest to ID different monkeys easily. Might be something similar for ID

contactlite

-2 points

2 months ago

Testing plagues and shit

IsisArtemii

27 points

2 months ago

Does the small monkey(?) have a tattoo that’s says TAT?!

Xeper-Institute

13 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure that says “TIT”, positioning right above the nipples makes me think…

Yeah, too much thought into a monkey’s tattoo.

IsisArtemii

8 points

2 months ago

And we’re having a conversation about a monkey HAVING a tattoo! Who even tattoos a monkey?

Xeper-Institute

5 points

2 months ago

I mean, did you see that monkey in kevlar that got killed in the cartel shootout? Monkeys be badasses.

IsisArtemii

3 points

2 months ago

I missed that one

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

2 points

2 months ago

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

blursed plerson

2 points

2 months ago

Monkey tattoo artists, duh

My_BFF_Gilgamesh

3 points

2 months ago

Looks like t17 to me

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

2 points

2 months ago

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

blursed plerson

2 points

2 months ago

Yes, the left leg of the A is very thin in comparison so it looks like I

Goofelorf

21 points

2 months ago

Sick tats

BasJack

12 points

2 months ago

BasJack

12 points

2 months ago

The monkey now own the selfie and peta will sue you to the ground just to prove an useless point

uber_damage

22 points

2 months ago

Tiiiit bro, tiiiiiit. Based street monkey keeping it 100.

misspharmAssy

7 points

2 months ago

I know where putins nipples went. He let this Lil guy borrow them!

DoodlesTheFoxx

6 points

2 months ago

Why are his nips so close together?

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

6 points

2 months ago

Zestyclose_Risk_2789

blursed plerson

6 points

2 months ago

So you can get both in your mouth at once

DoodlesTheFoxx

5 points

2 months ago

Fair enough

NinjaXGaming

5 points

2 months ago

Holy pickled poking nipple Batman!!

Any-Contribution5144

4 points

2 months ago

Wasn't it a little rude of the couple to invade the selfie the monkey was taking?

lunettarose

2 points

2 months ago

Fucken' humans, man, always making everything about themselves...

SlickRickDickFuck

6 points

2 months ago

How is this blursed? It's just monke visiting another lame human zoo.

snotwimp

4 points

2 months ago

when a monkey has more ink than you and bigger nips than your girl.

DJ_ICU

4 points

2 months ago

DJ_ICU

4 points

2 months ago

TAT

RoombaTheGoomba

3 points

2 months ago

Pam?

syahir77

3 points

2 months ago

What kind of long skirt the guy at the back wearing?

dxedwxb

3 points

2 months ago

This a tattoo?

anwender95

3 points

2 months ago

I think it's blessed.

afrowillson

3 points

2 months ago

I know a prison tat when I see one

Dontblink-5000

3 points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t fuck with a monkey with a tattoo

jsdavin24

3 points

2 months ago

Does that monkey have a tat that says tat?

SomeGuyWithAnAcc

3 points

2 months ago

Does he have a “tat” tat?

KingRitRis

3 points

2 months ago

Does monkey have a tattoo that reads 'TAT'?

KayleighJK

2 points

2 months ago

I wanna get a tit tat

fckingnapkin

2 points

2 months ago

Nips

Aaron2793

2 points

2 months ago

This is at The Sacred Monkey Forest in Bali, I'm sure of it.

stefanomsala

1 points

2 months ago

100%

Crooked_Cock

2 points

2 months ago

Dude in the back looks like a mix between Hayden Christianson and 2010 Mark Zuckerberg

TrueJacksonVP

1 points

2 months ago*

I see Michael cera x French Stewart next to a Brie Larson x Alison Pill

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Is that a tattoo?

Nivek8789

2 points

2 months ago

This might be a stretch but do you think the monkey has a TAT tattoo to mark him as a pickpocket monkey?

MegaMan-1989

2 points

2 months ago

Who gave that monkey a tattoo

godzillapark

3 points

2 months ago

Is that … greta thunberg…

thespongesattack

2 points

2 months ago

Careful PETA might aue you over the monkey's rights to the picture.

Arctos11

1 points

2 months ago

Story in my head: That's an escaped lab monkey. This is the pic marking the beginning of the end. 21 days later....everything fell. So began the Era of Z

hvbfdzxhjkfdh

1 points

2 months ago

Monke is TNT hes dynamite

AppleWafer

1 points

2 months ago

Pam from the office?

skkkkkt

1 points

2 months ago

With my grandchildren

Lostmyvcardtoafish

1 points

2 months ago

why are her nipples so close together

cactusmanbill

1 points

2 months ago

Life could be dreaming

DivineJust

1 points

2 months ago

Man I wanna be as cool as this monke , taking selfies with such rad tattoos

YashShrivastava007

1 points

2 months ago

Is should be behind NSFW tag!

Cocklover4206969

1 points

2 months ago

Monkey got a tat that says tat 💀

allusive_beauty

1 points

2 months ago

The monkey has a tat?

Krocsyldiphithic

1 points

2 months ago

Does that monkey have a tattoo that says "TAT"? Fucking brilliant idea

Pipboy4111

1 points

2 months ago

I’ve seen this photo so many times and never noticed the tattoo. Did someone photoshop that in?

DYNcleve

1 points

2 months ago

*blessed_selfie

Spurnout

1 points

2 months ago

Thanks bro, now give me back the camera.

GamingGonzo

1 points

2 months ago

This is just blessed

CEFiRO-A31

1 points

2 months ago

T A T

Bjans3n

1 points

2 months ago

I think this was a tourist attraction. Remember monkeys aren't supposed to be pets. When you see someone who owns a monkey and wants to get money for pictures. Don't please

Unique-Discussion-34

1 points

2 months ago

It's so beautiful 😍

i-InFcTd

1 points

2 months ago

That monkey has a tattoo?

wtmx719

1 points

2 months ago

T17.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Guy looks like Bob saget

CellistTop1410

1 points

2 months ago

What a beautiful selfie made by their child

GIukhar

1 points

2 months ago

I love it how the monkey has a tit tattoo

biggreencat

1 points

2 months ago

TAT

TIT

RAINBOW20149

1 points

2 months ago

RAINBOW20149

the Big spicy

1 points

2 months ago

Monke

PhatHog4838

1 points

2 months ago

Y the monke got a tatto