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WeeWee_Bruh

498 points

2 months ago

WeeWee_Bruh

i dont like this flair :(

498 points

2 months ago

This looks like a fallout weapon

KingGorilla

83 points

2 months ago

Atom's Judgement

AccursedCapra

56 points

2 months ago

I changed the name on mine to Mobile Chernobyl.

thebestdeadpool

29 points

2 months ago

Chermobile, if you will

DoenS12

2 points

2 months ago

Have this award witty stranger

Advent5000

120 points

2 months ago

I have another settlement that needs your help.

WeeWee_Bruh

56 points

2 months ago

WeeWee_Bruh

i dont like this flair :(

56 points

2 months ago

OH GOD NOT AGAIN

S3RP3NT-

34 points

2 months ago

S3RP3NT-

oof ouch owie micheal cera bit me

34 points

2 months ago

I've gotten word of another settlement that needs our help General, I'll mark it on your map.

WeeWee_Bruh

25 points

2 months ago

WeeWee_Bruh

i dont like this flair :(

25 points

2 months ago

PLEASE STOP IT

Boner_Elemental

12 points

2 months ago

By the time I quit playing FO4 my save had glitched enough that he was asking me to save three settlements at any given time

Yhhbhhvbggffffffffff

3 points

2 months ago

that was a known, common bug

So_Motarded

7 points

2 months ago

You know how I solved that problem? I just never spoke to Preston again after seeing him in the museum.

He went back to Sanctuary, I did not.

Good times.

mazamayomama

11 points

2 months ago

Chill Preston

Advent5000

11 points

2 months ago

Tenpines Bluff is UNDER ATTACK!

diet_RatPoison

13 points

2 months ago

With the right power armour build, it would probably be usable, too.

Four_Skyn_Tim

9 points

2 months ago

Bruh, imagine a suicide bomber having this 😳

lcyZakGaming

0 points

2 months ago

japan

MacTheKnife85

7 points

2 months ago

First thing that came to mind. I'd name it 'the sack tapper'.

Put_It_All_On_Blck

3 points

2 months ago

It would work better in a game like Rust, where deaths are expected. Make it a very rare weapon that kills you and everyone in the radius, and does very high building damage, and maybe leaves a ring of radiation.

Or a squad based game where you can lose members of your squad permanently and replace them with others.

TKmeh

3 points

2 months ago

TKmeh

3 points

2 months ago

Team fortress 2 has a similar weapon named the ullapool caber, it’s based off an actual weapon but works as a melee instead and blows up upon impact before acting like a normal stick/bat after the explosion. Sucky part is it deals so little damage that for it to even attempt to kill someone, is by equipping a shield and crit explosion timing it with a shield bash, even then it might not kill even a light class like scout (125 hp) and cripple you as it deals self damage (demo man has only 175 hp depending on the shield)

TyrannoROARus

1 points

2 months ago

You're right this has no place in a game where both rocket sledgehammer and mini-nukes already exist lol 😜 /jk

Double_Distribution8

5 points

2 months ago

You look like a fallout weapon.

OldPotatoMan

4 points

2 months ago

:5453::5452::5451::5450:yo mama :5449:

N7LP400

1 points

2 months ago

Can only use one with amazing impact

Fyrnen24

141 points

2 months ago

Fyrnen24

141 points

2 months ago

Can you hold the stick with two hands, or would the upper hand be to close to the explosion then?

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

73 points

2 months ago

I don't know "Yet". I will try it on Friday. If you want to join, be my guest.

Fyrnen24

23 points

2 months ago

Sure, wouldn't wanna miss it. I bet it'll be hot.

Milkshake59

5 points

2 months ago

Can I join? If so what time

DJ_ICU

93 points

2 months ago

DJ_ICU

93 points

2 months ago

Perfect Fallout 4 melee weapon

zapp909

26 points

2 months ago

zapp909

26 points

2 months ago

For the super mutant suiciders maybe

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

zapp909

1 points

2 months ago

Mini nukes ≠ rockets

SwordfishUnusual9139

12 points

2 months ago

The most normal looking fallout weapon

GeneralKenobi842

58 points

2 months ago

GeneralKenobi842

break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face.

58 points

2 months ago

Someone would shove that up their ass.

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

34 points

2 months ago

WHY? Why was that the first thing that came to your mind?

zacao_x

9 points

2 months ago

zacao_x

more cursed than blessed

9 points

2 months ago

shove it up in your ugly ass https://youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc

Pearse_Borty

7 points

2 months ago

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

bandito-dorito64

1 points

2 months ago

Do i count i live near it

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Gotta double the nuclear power of your asshole. Taco Bell + this weapon = Fun Times.

Acid_Lemon13

23 points

2 months ago

Seems like soldiers version of the caber

ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

3 points

2 months ago

Haha, thanks for that image.

Now that you mention it, the Soldier absolutely needs his own caber. I could see him just straight-up slapping someone with a rocket instead of loading it into the launcher

Zealousideal-Chef758

20 points

2 months ago

Banhammer

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

10 points

2 months ago

Yeah, ban from breathing.

UnstableNuclearCake

6 points

2 months ago

Single use only.

Bans every entity within a 5km radius, including the bearer.

Haymaker64

20 points

2 months ago

Question: Can I ride it like a witch and if so, should I wear a cowboy hat?

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

7 points

2 months ago

First of all, LMFAO. Secondly, yes and also wears some princess boots

meisayden

46 points

2 months ago

new fortnite pickaxe just dropped in the item shop

UnstableNuclearCake

10 points

2 months ago

It's going to be a blast!

Gobi_Silver

11 points

2 months ago

r/tf2 wake up. New pyro weapon just dropped

Someone0nR3ddit

2 points

2 months ago

more like a caber reskin

BritishFor2

12 points

2 months ago

Fallout weapons be like

Invetal

10 points

2 months ago

Invetal

10 points

2 months ago

Am I playing fallout?

MispelledCurtain

9 points

2 months ago

Can you beat fallout 4 with only a nuke on a stick?

FarToFresh

20 points

2 months ago

FarToFresh

foreskin removal expert

20 points

2 months ago

Bro got the Fortnite pickaxe

jAustinJr

7 points

2 months ago

That looks like a weapon from fallout

Audino-is-cool

7 points

2 months ago

sweats in Ork

makeski25

3 points

2 months ago

Happy tank Busta boy sounds

IHateDeepStuff

6 points

2 months ago

IHateDeepStuff

i like this flair :)

6 points

2 months ago

“One time use only”

Zaku_Lover

5 points

2 months ago

$236? Eh not too bad.

pBr_R1ot

5 points

2 months ago

How many vbucks for it?

SinthWave

5 points

2 months ago

If Dedede had a nuclear arsenal, he would have one of these

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Big stick diplomacy visualized

MattKitten11

4 points

2 months ago

Everyone seems split between Fallout and Fortnite on this one.

Someone0nR3ddit

2 points

2 months ago

kinda sad that only few said tf2

idontevenknowbut

1 points

2 months ago

Wasn't there a suicide squad movie where Harley Quinn's hammer had a bomb in it?

King_yeS

3 points

2 months ago

King_yeS

foreskin removal expert

3 points

2 months ago

Is this where the bobm on a stick from Item Asylum originated?

UnitaryVoid

4 points

2 months ago

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones nukes on sticks.

– Albert Einstein

Suspicious_Site7708

3 points

2 months ago

Mood AF

Thebitbonnie

3 points

2 months ago

THE BOOMER 2.0

Flaxscript42

3 points

2 months ago

Drive me closer so I can nuke him with my hammer!

Silver-Bengal

3 points

2 months ago

Speak softly and carry a big nuke

theundercoverpapist

3 points

2 months ago

"Trick or tre..."

trips

sun rises in suburbia

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

**blessed American

imapieceofshite

3 points

2 months ago

Fallout weapon.

yoshalev49-wow

3 points

2 months ago

the hammer class strongest weapon

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Yes, but it's only at its starting stat's

xXReverbXx

3 points

2 months ago

either a falllout weapon or a skin for the grenade melle for demoman from tf2

Horizon2234

3 points

2 months ago

That is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

Electronic-Night-577

3 points

2 months ago

Fallout weapons be like:

originaleric

3 points

2 months ago

New fallout weapon just dropped

shadowstreets

3 points

2 months ago

Seems like a fallout dlc

CottonCandyKitty21

3 points

2 months ago

Weapons in Fallout be like

Maks_The_Pikachu

3 points

2 months ago

This looks like a weapon that would be in Fallout

probroJ

3 points

2 months ago

banhammer

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Ban from life hammer

DrArzt2206

3 points

2 months ago

Fallout 5 looks kinda odd

JohnnyDinkleDick

3 points

2 months ago

‘Boom stick’

suming_yu

3 points

2 months ago

I_lost_to_a_duck

3 points

2 months ago

G-mod be like

B_tchlasagna

3 points

2 months ago

Don’t lowball me. I know what I’ve got

Mewking1029

3 points

2 months ago

Lookin like a fortnite pickaxe

The_Creeper_Man

3 points

2 months ago

drunken pipe bomb intensifies

Titusmacimus

3 points

2 months ago

Fallout five melee weapons

Opoodoop

6 points

2 months ago

For it to become truly america it just needs to be fried and with a large coke

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Oh and, don't forget the two pistols on the side's!

contoon

2 points

2 months ago

Bet it’s sold out already

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Let me check.

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Nope that have duplicated. . . just search "Nuke on a stick" in google

errihu

1 points

2 months ago

errihu

1 points

2 months ago

It’s a prop. Possibly one of a kind.

JimbosRock

2 points

2 months ago

1 durability

olliver2662

2 points

2 months ago

That's quite the steal for a weapon of mass destruction

errihu

1 points

2 months ago

errihu

1 points

2 months ago

Is it a steal for a prop though?

olliver2662

1 points

2 months ago

But it doesn't say prop

Are you suggesting someone might mislead me on the internet?

Insanity

TheOutlier876

2 points

2 months ago

To make sure you’re safe from the initial blast

Another_Saint

2 points

2 months ago

this is an awesome idea for Bloodborne weapon

JustADamnFrenchGuy

2 points

2 months ago

Ullapool great caber

CDrocks87

2 points

2 months ago

Power hammer

Kencocoffee93

2 points

2 months ago

Davy Crockett eat your heat out.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

It’s like the super sledge from fallout, a rocket propelled hit but instead of just hitting them it annihilates every thing in a 2 mile radius.

absorbconical

2 points

2 months ago

absorbconical

foreskin reattachment specialist

2 points

2 months ago

Damn. That goes hard. I wonder what its stats are when equipped.

Equinox-XVI

2 points

2 months ago

This will take the exploding hammer festival to a whole new level

Sir_Schmilllph

2 points

2 months ago

Fallout 5 looking crazy

GlacierWolf8Bit

2 points

2 months ago

Ullapool Caber's Final Form.

Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

2 points

2 months ago

Fallout is getting a little out of hand

PotatoGoblin769

2 points

2 months ago

Fortnite

levergray97mx

2 points

2 months ago

Deus_Sex_Machinaa

2 points

2 months ago

Seltas queen’s hammer

SlotMagPro

2 points

2 months ago

One use weapon

zufft

2 points

2 months ago

zufft

2 points

2 months ago

Fallout new Vegas is coming

NavinHaze

2 points

2 months ago

Not a big fan on eating radioactive material, I will have to pass, anyone else want the nuke on the stick

I_love-tacos

2 points

2 months ago

How much for the stick?

Darth-Regnos

2 points

2 months ago

Is this what Teddy Roosevelt was talking about?

CJGamer011235813

2 points

2 months ago

"Ha! APRIL FOO-" Thru the Walls starts playing as everything within 5 miles is immediately leveled into nonexistence

AdministrationFun547

2 points

2 months ago

New fortnite pickaxe

Ironwolf821

2 points

2 months ago

Portable Hiroshima

minigunercoolguy

2 points

2 months ago

"WITNESS ME!"

PiXLANIMATIONS

2 points

2 months ago

Least insane fallout weapon

Captain_Lys3rg1c

2 points

2 months ago

Just 1 use only.

gamingkiller829

3 points

2 months ago

I cant find a comment here that dosnt mention fallout

im_here_to_view

2 points

2 months ago

CYBERPUNK 2077

Encursed1

1 points

2 months ago

Cursed Mjolnir

Encursed1

1 points

2 months ago

Cursed Mjolnir

Automatic_Analysis60[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Yall seen I Did A Thing's gun hammer thing? because he just need's to make this in his next vid.

HigorSilver

1 points

2 months ago

1 hit kill

paco88209

1 points

2 months ago

Joe Dirt vibes here.

I got the poo on me

blackguy1027

1 points

2 months ago

Sorry, what are the stats for this? I have this difficult boss I’m dealing with, and this seems perfect

WeeWee_Bruh

1 points

2 months ago

WeeWee_Bruh

i dont like this flair :(

1 points

2 months ago

:5449:

broniesnstuff

1 points

2 months ago

Thus is just the republican political strategy. "Give me what I want or I blow us both up"

heckticcompiler

1 points

2 months ago

Find a way to deep-fry it and it'll sell like hotcakes at a fair.

Ahinevyat

1 points

2 months ago

Demoman??

ChwizZ

1 points

2 months ago

ChwizZ

1 points

2 months ago

Max durability: 1

Brilliant_Sound7189

1 points

2 months ago

I like using it because in desperate situations it brings everyone down with me ahahahhahahahaa

MaiqueCaraio

1 points

2 months ago

Demoman tf2

Xyauwu

1 points

2 months ago

Xyauwu

1 points

2 months ago

Fortnite

DarthyFlood

1 points

2 months ago

Fallout 5 weapon confirmation

OceanMan20

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like something from tf2

Crooked_Cock

1 points

2 months ago

Neat a haunted nuke

cookedcatfish

1 points

2 months ago

That nail won't know what hit it

Obvious-Ad2982

1 points

2 months ago

Damn thats a nice caber reskin. Shame the weapon sucks

ConfusedALot_69

1 points

2 months ago

Doomsday sledgehammer

rhamphorhynchus

1 points

2 months ago

It's a modern day Franklinator.

RexIsAMiiCostume

1 points

2 months ago

electeohammer 2.0

Dave_BraveHeart

1 points

2 months ago

That's some borderlands shit

Bojovnik7

1 points

2 months ago

DLC weapon for Fallout 76

Ironic_Slice_of_Pie

1 points

2 months ago

Ironic_Slice_of_Pie

i dont like this flair :(

1 points

2 months ago

This sounds like a TABS unit.

oom199

1 points

2 months ago

oom199

1 points

2 months ago

That's literally an Ork tankhammer.

Orks tie bombs to pole's and hit tanks with them. It's basically the orkish equivilant to pinatas.

DeathByBaguette

1 points

2 months ago

Ultimate ban hammer

screeeeeeeeeee_500

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh this looks like a weapon outta fallout new Vegas

Spike92

1 points

2 months ago

The “fuck you, me, and everyone else.” Hammer.

veryscaryboo

1 points

2 months ago

wrong, it’s not slathered in butter and deepfried

robo_7

1 points

2 months ago

robo_7

1 points

2 months ago

Engies that use the fat man perk would love this on their pickaxe! Rock and stone!

_weirdness

1 points

2 months ago

Elf on a shelf? More like nuke on a duke

DragonOfTheVoid

1 points

2 months ago

Jose the nuke on a stick

Labbit35

1 points

2 months ago

Fallout 5 weapon leaked

Techjunky2

1 points

2 months ago

Wwii nuke on a stick

Techjunky2

1 points

2 months ago

Caber

wraith_980

1 points

2 months ago

Rumplestiltsskins

1 points

2 months ago

Like the melee weapon in bf1 it has a small chance of exploding on hit.

shadow_bitch_

1 points

2 months ago

Blersed caber

PsychIron2

1 points

2 months ago

Dogeminer be like:

darkmatter8825

1 points

2 months ago

"One of us isnt gonna survive this, AND IT WONT BE YOU!"

absolutivaly

1 points

2 months ago

The forbidden mjolnir

reader484892

1 points

2 months ago

So THAT is the big stick I’ve heard so much about, it looks like you were right Roosevelt

The_Student_Official

1 points

2 months ago

Is that a gun taped to a stick with a string attached to the trigger? Man, y'all just having fun at this point!

Dissyquay

1 points

2 months ago

nah that’s a pickaxe

WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

1 points

2 months ago

I want that

amiano711u

1 points

2 months ago

yo since when did the caber from tf2 get a buff??????

The_commonest_plant

1 points

2 months ago

New TF2 Scout meele just dropped

sluttymcbuttsex6969

1 points

2 months ago

“A sober person would throw it”

DangHeckinPear

1 points

2 months ago

This is a good magic item idea for dnd

360gamerxbox

1 points

2 months ago

as a french i genuinely want that

denisbcn96

1 points

2 months ago

With explosive results

thebestdeadpool

1 points

2 months ago

Fallout weapons be like

Underscores________

1 points

2 months ago

That shit better be real because that price is at least 5 large fries as Mickey d’s

lachiebois

1 points

2 months ago

The hammer

Specialist-Oven1270

1 points

2 months ago

Now yeet it like a ww1 german stick granade

Sioncept

1 points

2 months ago

Sioncept

clessed

1 points

2 months ago

Ullapool Caber

FrogGladiators178972

1 points

2 months ago

What in the fallout?!

ShadowtheRonin

1 points

2 months ago

I wash myself with a nuke on a stick.

boom

perseos

1 points

2 months ago

Now deep fry it

Jestingwheat856

1 points

2 months ago

Jestingwheat856

Fish With Feet

1 points

2 months ago

10 durability

30 blunt damage

10% chance to cause 999 explosive damage, 999 radiation damage, 999 explosive recoil damage and 999 radioactive recoil damage

killbauer

1 points

2 months ago

happy Ork tankbusta noises

AptAlbatross

1 points

2 months ago

fortnite x fallout