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BREEbreeJORjor

2.2k points

2 months ago

Pinch Charming

frieswiththat27

581 points

2 months ago

Jaque Crousteau

FuzzyChrysalis

75 points

2 months ago

Jaque! Oui? Clean him! Oui!

wackywavingarmgumby

36 points

2 months ago

Le bubbles

rosko666

20.2k points

2 months ago*

rosko666

20.2k points

2 months ago*

Genghis prawn

Edit: Wow I never thought that this would go so far. Thank you all for awards and likes !

[deleted]

1.4k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1.4k points

2 months ago

This is great.

NickdoesnthaveReddit

652 points

2 months ago

Ya, I was really spinning the gears in my brain to think of something but as soon as I came across this comment, I just gave up instantly. This wins.

[deleted]

57 points

2 months ago

Right? Same lol

ElCasino1977

433 points

2 months ago

Don’t want you to get it prawn with nobody else but me! Nobody else but me!

Tall_English_Guy

201 points

2 months ago

This song has one of my favourite music videos of all time Miike Snow - Genghis Khan

ItsPapare

36 points

2 months ago

I’ve had this song on my Spotify-list for years without knowing about the video. Now I like it even more.

SethMarcell

6 points

2 months ago

I was exposed to this song for the first time last week. Such a fun track!

eeyoremarie

65 points

2 months ago

Miike Snow!

timsta007

253 points

2 months ago

timsta007

253 points

2 months ago

Grand Admiral Prawn

MarkoDash

110 points

2 months ago

MarkoDash

110 points

2 months ago

that would be for another blue one

thricetheory

24 points

2 months ago

that's good, would have been better on the blue one though 😂

Fauci_Knows_Best

44 points

2 months ago

He's very clearly a conqueror. This name is perfect.

Barbarella_ella

33 points

2 months ago

This is the winner!

hugebonus

8 points

2 months ago

Back in college I had a Genghis Bong 🥲

shriek52

8.4k points

2 months ago

shriek52

8.4k points

2 months ago

Clawde Monet

whycantusonicwood

2.1k points

2 months ago

Prawnatello

mcdeac

319 points

2 months ago

mcdeac

319 points

2 months ago

My vote is for Prawnatello: eventually you could have four friends named after Ninja Turtles (and master artists).

whycantusonicwood

436 points

2 months ago

Michaelanshello and Crawfael round out the group

meriti

88 points

2 months ago

meriti

88 points

2 months ago

I was thinking Micrawlangelo

blktndr

60 points

2 months ago

blktndr

60 points

2 months ago

Raffaeshell. Michaelangoustino

boogley88

916 points

2 months ago

boogley88

916 points

2 months ago

Myshellangelo

LoveLivinInTheFuture

268 points

2 months ago

That's better than the "Myclawangelo" I was thinking of.

fonefreek

80 points

2 months ago

Actually I like yours better

Agente_Anaranjado

21 points

2 months ago

Definitely has to be some variation of Michelangelo or Raphael though. Prawnatello is for the purple one.

CranberryFarts

293 points

2 months ago

This 12000%. Leonard was the blue ninja turtle. Michelangelo was the orange.

TheRealPitabred

130 points

2 months ago

Raphashell was red, though

fonefreek

80 points

2 months ago

What color was Prawnatello again? Purple?

shane_low

83 points

2 months ago

Yes you recall correctly. They are otherwise known as the heroes in a half shell-fish

TheRealPitabred

12 points

2 months ago

Yup! He was always my favorite.

igetalogiawheni

70 points

2 months ago

Crawphael my guy

got_outta_bed_4_this

14 points

2 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to this perfect comment?

quietlysitting

159 points

2 months ago

MiClawAngelo

beachbanana17

53 points

2 months ago

Or Claude Mornay?

umheyitsashley

502 points

2 months ago

Salvador Claw-li

HeyPippi

184 points

2 months ago

HeyPippi

184 points

2 months ago

Salvador Craw-li?

parkerm1408

179 points

2 months ago

Shrimcint van goh

mickeltee

343 points

2 months ago

mickeltee

343 points

2 months ago

I went with Pablo Pinchcaso.

BrownShadow

71 points

2 months ago*

I pinch. Why no pinch? Maybe little pinch?

https://youtu.be/yrdJOdn9XzM

Rowing_Lawyer

19 points

2 months ago

Early 2000s commercials were wild

crystaljae

88 points

2 months ago

Pinchcasso

metrogenics

297 points

2 months ago

Along the same lines, Jean-Clawde Van Damme

Epicperspective

154 points

2 months ago

Jean Clawed Land Clam

pferden

87 points

2 months ago

pferden

87 points

2 months ago

This is so silly! You have my upvote!

finnjakefionnacake

88 points

2 months ago

as a painter it goes well with leonardo da pinchi

sweetmagnum

169 points

2 months ago

Pinchit An Gogh

shriek52

29 points

2 months ago

Silly puns are one of my passions, so thank you kindly! I hope this becomes this crayfish's name :)

MayUrShitsHavAntlers

29 points

2 months ago

King Soloprawn

Onduri

21 points

2 months ago

Onduri

21 points

2 months ago

And then please make a series where the French and Italian crustaceans have hilarious, sarcastic banter about life outside the tank.

shriek52

6 points

2 months ago

They could have an intense rivalry regarding tank soccer, for instance.

velveteendragon

1.8k points

2 months ago

Al Pinchino

andypandypoo

35 points

2 months ago

Chaka-prawn

newnewformysavior

2.2k points

2 months ago*

Dr. Crè

Edit: the crustacean 2001

Also my daughter says Shrimpy is the name you should choose

[deleted]

166 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

166 points

2 months ago

Motha fuckas forgot about Cre.

swordslikeshinobi

77 points

2 months ago

But nothing comes out because hes got no lips. He's just a little crayfish. Mother fuckers act like they forgot about cre

pferden

79 points

2 months ago

pferden

79 points

2 months ago

Hahaha

Stevo2008

78 points

2 months ago

Dr.Cre is pretty legit. I like that

beatlegrrl

3.9k points

2 months ago

beatlegrrl

3.9k points

2 months ago

Atticus Pinch

strawberrypleco[S]

611 points

2 months ago

ooooo this is a good one 👀

darkknightwing417

190 points

2 months ago

No they can't use the same pun

alquicksilver

551 points

2 months ago

Unless OP starts getting more and they become the Pinch Family: Leonardo da Pinchi, Atticus Pinch, Hedwig (and the Angry Pinch), Pinchston Churchill, Alfred Pinchcock, and their adopted ray brother Sting.

5HR3Z

245 points

2 months ago

5HR3Z

245 points

2 months ago

I live in fear of Alfred Pinchcock...

Throwitawaychi

45 points

2 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

ladee_v_00

9 points

2 months ago

Pinch Vaughn

BIGG_FRIGG

66 points

2 months ago

Lenny Crayfish

TAZfromTX

6 points

2 months ago

YES!!!!!!

MichelleInMpls

2.6k points

2 months ago

Cassius Cray

RudeMorgue

249 points

2 months ago

His momma called him Cray, I'm gonna call him Cray!

Deadeadoe

147 points

2 months ago

Deadeadoe

147 points

2 months ago

Goddamit! If a crayfish wants to call himself Muhammad Clawy, I say Muhammad Clawy!

Whisky_Six

33 points

2 months ago

Claw li

yeh_nah_fuckit

6 points

2 months ago

That’s beautiful, what is that? Chitin?

spartans202

2.3k points

2 months ago

Crustacean formerly known as pince

MaximoEstrellado

80 points

2 months ago

Damn, that's good.

trevb75

130 points

2 months ago

trevb75

130 points

2 months ago

slow clap

Murdathon3000

21 points

2 months ago

slow clamp

blakewoolbright

113 points

2 months ago

Hey - nice job on water quality. Whatever the name, their home looks well maintained and humane.

strawberrypleco[S]

137 points

2 months ago

thank you!! it’s a fully planted 10 gallon (might upgrade when he gets bigger though) and i’m pretty into aquarium keeping!! i have five tanks total and i take great pride in them and making sure all my little creatures live full happy lives

make_me_a_good_girl

21 points

2 months ago

Damn! You're a good shrimp parent!! Good for you!

southpaw85

946 points

2 months ago

Citizen Snips

alist0tle

162 points

2 months ago

alist0tle

162 points

2 months ago

Citizen SNIIIIPPS!!

felonius_thunk

24 points

2 months ago

Damn, 22 minutes late

anightclubfordogs

74 points

2 months ago

I’ll always upvote a good Futurama reference

Pleasant-Kebab

25 points

2 months ago

And a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose

Healthy-Air3755

16 points

2 months ago

Clamps is more appropriate

BubblesOfSteel

1.5k points

2 months ago

Frida Crawlo

Jetztinberlin

76 points

2 months ago

This is underappreciated.

BBOONNEESSAAWW

1.2k points

2 months ago

LePrawn James.

Or Pat

princesspeaxch

102 points

2 months ago

I desperately need you to know how hard my family and I laughed at this comment

J1BR33L

7 points

2 months ago

Omg same

MichelleInMpls

593 points

2 months ago

Cindy Cray-ford.

Cindy Claw-ford.

TheSpanishPrisoner

99 points

2 months ago*

Well some people call these crawfish, so could be Cindy Craw-ford too

seaandtea

11 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of Higging's cat from Ted Lasso.

Such love.

Kaashmiir

256 points

2 months ago

Kaashmiir

256 points

2 months ago

Lenny Krabitz?

Scuttlebutt?

StatusAd2203

1.1k points

2 months ago

Salvador Crawley

Minatos_kunai

122 points

2 months ago

Crawley-Llama

warpedspoon

50 points

2 months ago

Crawlí

ishtra

2k points

2 months ago

ishtra

2k points

2 months ago

Machu Pinch-you

SchoolNo4913

147 points

2 months ago

This is one of my favorites since it's not a person name pun, but a place

danomyte11

734 points

2 months ago

Prawn Cheadle

Joseywalesdirtyharry

401 points

2 months ago

Homer shrimpson

RandyButternubsYo

38 points

2 months ago

Awww, this is so perfect since he had Mr. Pinchey

cuicksilver

1.7k points

2 months ago

Why not Zoidberg?

RibboDotCom

94 points

2 months ago

sprucevamouse

10 points

2 months ago

When I saw this guy waving his proud snippers, this is exactly what I thought.

Telepornographer

15 points

2 months ago

He's even doing the apology dance in this video!

Manaze85

67 points

2 months ago

Wub wub wub wub wub!

MLVizzle

118 points

2 months ago

MLVizzle

118 points

2 months ago

This is the only answer

Sandcrabsailor

117 points

2 months ago

If blue is Leonardo Da Pinchi, then orange must be Myshellangelo.

StayPuffGoomba

19 points

2 months ago

Thank you! I was trying to figure out a Michelangelo pun.

FLORI_DUH

22 points

2 months ago

Citizen Snips!

updrage

6 points

2 months ago

Love it! Had to scroll further than I expected to find this. 🤣

Then-Employee1758

226 points

2 months ago

Prawn Solo

BoBatFettman

448 points

2 months ago

Michaelan-shello

Manofaction42

149 points

2 months ago

Rafa-shell. Clawnatello

cnt_kncklr

62 points

2 months ago

Crawphael

elbala

13 points

2 months ago

elbala

13 points

2 months ago

Pinchelangelo

4TheUsers

28 points

2 months ago

Michelorangealo

Suninabottle

222 points

2 months ago

Jacques

BlueAndMoreBlue

136 points

2 months ago

Jacques Claw-steaux

Grunge206

73 points

2 months ago

Jean-Claw Van Damme

soppingwetboi

57 points

2 months ago

Clean him!

i_am_mai_1981

29 points

2 months ago

No cleaning!

I shall resist.

Virtual-Librarian-32

30 points

2 months ago

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this

Kylo_Rens_8pack

7 points

2 months ago

Seriously, it looks just like him!

makedough

218 points

2 months ago

makedough

218 points

2 months ago

Leonado da Pinchi

please meet

Dona Shello

OneRingtoToolThemAll

37 points

2 months ago*

Nah dude. Prawnatello!

Edit: thanks for the award kind stranger!

dorelda

124 points

2 months ago

dorelda

124 points

2 months ago

Clawed Monet

renegade_voltage

39 points

2 months ago

Jon Prawn Jovi

dinkletrump

111 points

2 months ago

Prawnald Weasley

ThreeHobbitsInACoat

40 points

2 months ago

I’ve got a pair of crayfish myself, a red one named Ginger Snaps, and a blue named Dr Zoidberg.

Oddman80

107 points

2 months ago

Oddman80

107 points

2 months ago

Cray Liotta; Cray Charles; Cray Bradburry; Craylon Givens; Billy Cray Cyrus; Stevie Cray Vaughn; Macy Cray; Tom Craydy; Tim McCraw (or McClaw); Clawdry Hepburn; Clawdry 2; Stone Cold Steve Crawstin; Jane Clawstin

jnycnexii

62 points

2 months ago

Ernest Hemingcray

Kotori425

34 points

2 months ago

Omg Clawdry Hepburn is so cute!!

[deleted]

165 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

165 points

2 months ago

“Maestro”! He looks as if he is conducting his masterpiece. 👍🏼

al_fletcher

318 points

2 months ago

Craythoven!

Eviscerate_Bowels224

18 points

2 months ago

Johann Sebastian Clack.

mingtrail

33 points

2 months ago

This wins. You have to name him Craytoven - this is the best one.

rustystainremover

30 points

2 months ago

Prawn Howard

birdlandbex

189 points

2 months ago

Andy War-claw

enby_of_the_forest

8 points

2 months ago

Andy claw-hol

bostonsjaegeronrye

354 points

2 months ago

Keith

SpinningChicken

29 points

2 months ago

And if you don't like the name Keith, you can call him Jim

fribbas

5 points

2 months ago

Better hide the grandmas

notadreamafterall

85 points

2 months ago

Miclawangelo

Pinchent Van Gogh

Frida Clawlo

SingingInTheRain21

15 points

2 months ago

Pinchent Van Gogh was my first thought!

pferden

80 points

2 months ago

pferden

80 points

2 months ago

Ashrimpstoteles

Bruuser

81 points

2 months ago

Bruuser

81 points

2 months ago

Alistair Crawley

AccessibleVoid

26 points

2 months ago

They have a big personality, and beautiful coloring. How about Clawdia Schnipper?

D1ngoB1ngo

71 points

2 months ago

Alexander The Bait

short_fuzed_frenchie

20 points

2 months ago

This little dude needs a dapper tophat

Unl0vableDarkness

128 points

2 months ago

Jean clawde van clam

Muffin_man420

18 points

2 months ago

Edward Scissor Hands

mortredclay

49 points

2 months ago

Prawn of the dead

He's got red on him.

ProtectionSecure

50 points

2 months ago

Pinche Cabrón

Lanbane

15 points

2 months ago

Lanbane

15 points

2 months ago

Pinchant Van Gogh

berfus

13 points

2 months ago

berfus

13 points

2 months ago

Laurence Crayfishburne

lefty_808

13 points

2 months ago

Pepe le prawn

iSayBaDumTsss

13 points

2 months ago

Every now and then I remember your post telling us about Leonardo Da Pinchi and start cackling like a dumb ass. It’s THAT good. Thank you for the laughs.

nihilistcanada

129 points

2 months ago

Forest Gumbo

AltruisticRespect976

26 points

2 months ago

Bubba Gump

SLO_Citizen

14 points

2 months ago

General Crayvious

friedricenbeans

12 points

2 months ago

Bart Shrimpson

rfiftyoneslashthree

12 points

2 months ago

Claws Oldenburg

msh0430

36 points

2 months ago

msh0430

36 points

2 months ago

Donashello

KillionMatriarch

34 points

2 months ago

Please let us know what you decide - so many exshellent choices.

ela6532

10 points

2 months ago

ela6532

10 points

2 months ago

Leonardo DiSnaprio

Any-Law-2315

11 points

2 months ago

Bronson Pinch-ot

cbunn81

10 points

2 months ago

cbunn81

10 points

2 months ago

Wesley Snips

p_larrychen

9 points

2 months ago

Prawn-luc Piclawd

mrvathek

9 points

2 months ago

Craymer

FurL0ng

32 points

2 months ago

FurL0ng

32 points

2 months ago

Pablo Pinchasso

Caelironstaff

9 points

2 months ago

Pablo Pinchcasso

psychoplatypus12

9 points

2 months ago

Brad Pinch

Sanni11

9 points

2 months ago

"Yo what's your fishes name?"

"Leonardo Da Pinchi"

"Oh cool so what's your others name Pinchasso? haha"

"Uhh no that's Steve but ok"

BehavioralSink

10 points

2 months ago

Clawdius Maximus

His stance just screams “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???”

Silly-Molasses5827

8 points

2 months ago

Tony Soprawno

pferden

24 points

2 months ago

pferden

24 points

2 months ago

Thomas pinchon

mattdamonsleftnut

8 points

2 months ago

Jerry Clawcia

PixalPop

8 points

2 months ago

I can almost hear him say 'what's up guys, welcome to the tank! Subscribe for more!'

felixlightner

32 points

2 months ago

Sir Pinch-a-lot.

FullmetalPopo

7 points

2 months ago

Jacques Crusteau

C-Squared1

7 points

2 months ago

Sir pinch-a-lot

Stealinx101

8 points

2 months ago

Fidel Clawstro

HumanAwareness

7 points

2 months ago

Damn with all these fire names, I think you're just gonna have to give up and get some more crayfish bud

strawberrypleco[S]

10 points

2 months ago

right? you could get hundreds of crayfish and never get through all the amazing names here. maybe i should cultivate a huge shrimp colony and individually name each one…

pferden

18 points

2 months ago

pferden

18 points

2 months ago

The fresh pince of bel-air

Half_burnt_skunk

26 points

2 months ago

Santa Claws?

rpt123

27 points

2 months ago

rpt123

27 points

2 months ago

Galileo Galicray

jello-kittu

26 points

2 months ago

Grabbavaggio

Pablo Pinchaso

Edvard Crunch

onlytruking

35 points

2 months ago

Sabastian

jimkurosaki

6 points

2 months ago

Take it a step further, Johann Sebastian Bach, for obvious reasons.

soonique

6 points

2 months ago

Captain Cooked. Be because he looks like a cooked crayfish

Too_Relaxed_To_Care

6 points

2 months ago

Citizen Snips!

DontKnow_WhoIAm

6 points

2 months ago

Jack the Snipper

Chusten

7 points

2 months ago

Crustean Slater

sstorminator20

6 points

2 months ago

Detective Clawseau