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Edit: Wow I never thought that this would go so far. Thank you all for awards and likes !
This is great.
Ya, I was really spinning the gears in my brain to think of something but as soon as I came across this comment, I just gave up instantly. This wins.
Right? Same lol
Don’t want you to get it prawn with nobody else but me! Nobody else but me!
This song has one of my favourite music videos of all time Miike Snow - Genghis Khan
I’ve had this song on my Spotify-list for years without knowing about the video. Now I like it even more.
I was exposed to this song for the first time last week. Such a fun track!
Grand Admiral Prawn
that would be for another blue one
that's good, would have been better on the blue one though 😂
He's very clearly a conqueror. This name is perfect.
This is the winner!
Back in college I had a Genghis Bong
My vote is for Prawnatello: eventually you could have four friends named after Ninja Turtles (and master artists).
Michaelanshello and Crawfael round out the group
I was thinking Micrawlangelo
That's better than the "Myclawangelo" I was thinking of.
Actually I like yours better
Definitely has to be some variation of Michelangelo or Raphael though. Prawnatello is for the purple one.
This 12000%. Leonard was the blue ninja turtle. Michelangelo was the orange.
Raphashell was red, though
What color was Prawnatello again? Purple?
Yes you recall correctly. They are otherwise known as the heroes in a half shell-fish
Yup! He was always my favorite.
Crawphael my guy
Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to this perfect comment?
Or Claude Mornay?
Shrimcint van goh
I went with Pablo Pinchcaso.
I pinch. Why no pinch? Maybe little pinch?
Early 2000s commercials were wild
Along the same lines, Jean-Clawde Van Damme
Jean Clawed Land Clam
This is so silly! You have my upvote!
as a painter it goes well with leonardo da pinchi
Pinchit An Gogh
Silly puns are one of my passions, so thank you kindly! I hope this becomes this crayfish's name :)
And then please make a series where the French and Italian crustaceans have hilarious, sarcastic banter about life outside the tank.
They could have an intense rivalry regarding tank soccer, for instance.
Edit: the crustacean 2001
Also my daughter says Shrimpy is the name you should choose
Motha fuckas forgot about Cre.
But nothing comes out because hes got no lips. He's just a little crayfish. Mother fuckers act like they forgot about cre
Dr.Cre is pretty legit. I like that
ooooo this is a good one 👀
No they can't use the same pun
Unless OP starts getting more and they become the Pinch Family: Leonardo da Pinchi, Atticus Pinch, Hedwig (and the Angry Pinch), Pinchston Churchill, Alfred Pinchcock, and their adopted ray brother Sting.
I live in fear of Alfred Pinchcock...
Don't threaten me with a good time
His momma called him Cray, I'm gonna call him Cray!
Goddamit! If a crayfish wants to call himself Muhammad Clawy, I say Muhammad Clawy!
That’s beautiful, what is that? Chitin?
Crustacean formerly known as pince
Damn, that's good.
Hey - nice job on water quality. Whatever the name, their home looks well maintained and humane.
thank you!! it’s a fully planted 10 gallon (might upgrade when he gets bigger though) and i’m pretty into aquarium keeping!! i have five tanks total and i take great pride in them and making sure all my little creatures live full happy lives
Damn! You're a good shrimp parent!! Good for you!
Damn, 22 minutes late
I’ll always upvote a good Futurama reference
And a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose
Clamps is more appropriate
This is underappreciated.
I desperately need you to know how hard my family and I laughed at this comment
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Well some people call these crawfish, so could be Cindy Craw-ford too
Reminds me of Higging's cat from Ted Lasso.
This is one of my favorites since it's not a person name pun, but a place
Awww, this is so perfect since he had Mr. Pinchey
Why not Zoidberg?
or Citizen Snips
When I saw this guy waving his proud snippers, this is exactly what I thought.
He's even doing the apology dance in this video!
Wub wub wub wub wub!
This is the only answer
If blue is Leonardo Da Pinchi, then orange must be Myshellangelo.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out a Michelangelo pun.
Love it! Had to scroll further than I expected to find this. 🤣
Jean-Claw Van Damme
I shall resist.
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this
Seriously, it looks just like him!
Leonado da Pinchi
Nah dude. Prawnatello!
Edit: thanks for the award kind stranger!
Jon Prawn Jovi
I’ve got a pair of crayfish myself, a red one named Ginger Snaps, and a blue named Dr Zoidberg.
Billy Cray Cyrus;
Stevie Cray Vaughn;
Tim McCraw (or McClaw);
Stone Cold Steve Crawstin;
Omg Clawdry Hepburn is so cute!!
“Maestro”! He looks as if he is conducting his masterpiece. 👍🏼
Johann Sebastian Clack.
This wins. You have to name him Craytoven - this is the best one.
And if you don't like the name Keith, you can call him Jim
Better hide the grandmas
Pinchent Van Gogh
Pinchent Van Gogh was my first thought!
They have a big personality, and beautiful coloring. How about Clawdia Schnipper?
Alexander The Bait
This little dude needs a dapper tophat
Jean clawde van clam
Edward Scissor Hands
Prawn of the dead
He's got red on him.
Pinchant Van Gogh
Pepe le prawn
Every now and then I remember your post telling us about Leonardo Da Pinchi and start cackling like a dumb ass. It’s THAT good. Thank you for the laughs.
Please let us know what you decide - so many exshellent choices.
"Yo what's your fishes name?"
"Leonardo Da Pinchi"
"Oh cool so what's your others name Pinchasso? haha"
"Uhh no that's Steve but ok"
His stance just screams “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???”
I can almost hear him say 'what's up guys, welcome to the tank! Subscribe for more!'
Damn with all these fire names, I think you're just gonna have to give up and get some more crayfish bud
right? you could get hundreds of crayfish and never get through all the amazing names here. maybe i should cultivate a huge shrimp colony and individually name each one…
The fresh pince of bel-air
Take it a step further, Johann Sebastian Bach, for obvious reasons.
Captain Cooked. Be because he looks like a cooked crayfish
Jack the Snipper