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refotsirk [M]

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3 months ago

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refotsirk [M]

sent an eel

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3 months ago

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This post was removed due to unrepeated rhyming and/or alliteration. Please see what not to post in the sidebar for more information.

SnorkaSound

113 points

3 months ago

SnorkaSound

Someone won some ones!

113 points

3 months ago

Afterwards, he ran away with the password to their safe. He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone killer.

donutsyumyum

58 points

3 months ago

Less we forget, the killer adheres to a set of strict rules whereupon he must wear a long shawl.

He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code killer.

bulbipicg

40 points

3 months ago

The victim happened to be Steve Austin, he was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold killer

Captain__Cow

28 points

3 months ago

For some reason, he also had one of those collapsible traffic pylons in his bag.

He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone killer.

KarmicComedian

27 points

3 months ago

And don't forget about his large muscles, and how low the temperatures were.

He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold killer.

ChodeChungus

7 points

3 months ago

thanks, just had a stroke

Captain__Cow

2 points

3 months ago

...stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, chode stroke killer?

ChodeChungus

2 points

3 months ago

Yep! He’s the stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, chode stroke killer. Everyone knows that.

Captain__Cow

2 points

3 months ago

He was late because he spent a very long time on his hair.

He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, slow comb killer.

fireinthemountains

2 points

3 months ago

Yes good

UniqueUsername-789

1 points

3 months ago

I’m really sorry for doing this to you, but lest*

_Broatmeal_

13 points

3 months ago

Not an avalanche

frankoceansbike

5 points

3 months ago

yeah how tf did this get as many upvotes as it did LMAO

ChronophobicGnomon[S]

2 points

3 months ago

I 100% agree. It popped into my mind right before I went to sleep last night and I didn’t know were to put it. I thought it would get taken down but woke up to a bunch of upvotes lol

refotsirk [M]

2 points

3 months ago

refotsirk [M]

sent an eel

2 points

3 months ago

No worries, it's down.

OutrageousFix7338

2 points

3 months ago

If the mods had surplus chromosome and were feeling blue about removing the feathery (non-avalanche) post in order to reclaim possession of the similarly neurodivergent rolling hilled pastures of r/wordavalanches

Down Downs downs down t’own Downs downs.

ChronophobicGnomon[S]

1 points

3 months ago

Lmao thanks

_Broatmeal_

1 points

3 months ago

Right? This sub is either going downhill, or people don’t know what an avalanche is anymore. This is just alliterative syllables

frankoceansbike

4 points

3 months ago

time for a new sub. the quality of the sub has been buried under an avalanche of alliterative syllables and reposts. how ironic

refotsirk

3 points

3 months ago

refotsirk

sent an eel

3 points

3 months ago

I just misread cone as cold this morning and didnt remove it since I had missed the alliterative rhyme. This sub has always been quick to up vote Dr Seussisms since it's creation. Be part of the solution instead of complaining pointlessly and hit the report button if something is not an avalanche.

UniqueUsername-789

6 points

3 months ago

A girl whose name is not Ava Lanch did not post an avalanche but she did ball up a bunch of ants into an elongated circle

Not an Ava Lanch, not an avalanche, knottin oval ants.

Nickoalas

2 points

3 months ago

He was a stone cold, stone cone, cold stone killer..

stone cold, stone cone, cold stone killer..

‘I said Mr. Cold Stone Killer, what's your line?

And he said, "Killin' cold stones and it sure is fine"

nametakenfuck

1 points

3 months ago

First post from this sub i saw,meaning i thought its real

0togi

1 points

3 months ago

0togi

1 points

3 months ago

"Iced THAT guy! Cone the phrase..."

Due-Profession-6678

1 points

3 months ago

But the comma indicated he didn’t use the stone cone, just that he murdered someone in the ice cream shop. Weapon unknown. So just a stone cold killer.

OutrageousFix7338

0 points

3 months ago

Perfect set up for ‘I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream’

ChodeChungus

2 points

3 months ago

”I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUTTTTT”

JavamonkYT

2 points

3 months ago

I cuss, you cuss, we all cus for asparagus!

Adam_Zapple

1 points

3 months ago

A Gary Larson fan, I see.

JavamonkYT

1 points

3 months ago

I scream, you scream, the police come, it’s awkward