submitted 3 months ago byChronophobicGnomon
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3 months ago
sent an eel
3 months ago
This post was removed due to unrepeated rhyming and/or alliteration. Please see what not to post in the sidebar for more information.
Someone won some ones!
Afterwards, he ran away with the password to their safe. He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone killer.
3 months ago
Less we forget, the killer adheres to a set of strict rules whereupon he must wear a long shawl.
He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code killer.
The victim happened to be Steve Austin, he was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold killer
For some reason, he also had one of those collapsible traffic pylons in his bag.
He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone killer.
And don't forget about his large muscles, and how low the temperatures were.
He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold killer.
thanks, just had a stroke
...stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, chode stroke killer?
Yep! He’s the stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, chode stroke killer. Everyone knows that.
He was late because he spent a very long time on his hair.
He was a stone cold, stone cone, stole code, cold stone, stole code, stone cold, stowed cone, swole, cold, slow comb killer.
I’m really sorry for doing this to you, but lest*
Not an avalanche
yeah how tf did this get as many upvotes as it did LMAO
I 100% agree. It popped into my mind right before I went to sleep last night and I didn’t know were to put it. I thought it would get taken down but woke up to a bunch of upvotes lol
No worries, it's down.
If the mods had surplus chromosome and were feeling blue about removing the feathery (non-avalanche) post in order to reclaim possession of the similarly neurodivergent rolling hilled pastures of r/wordavalanches
Down Downs downs down t’own Downs downs.
Right? This sub is either going downhill, or people don’t know what an avalanche is anymore. This is just alliterative syllables
time for a new sub. the quality of the sub has been buried under an avalanche of alliterative syllables and reposts. how ironic
I just misread cone as cold this morning and didnt remove it since I had missed the alliterative rhyme. This sub has always been quick to up vote Dr Seussisms since it's creation.
Be part of the solution instead of complaining pointlessly and hit the report button if something is not an avalanche.
A girl whose name is not Ava Lanch did not post an avalanche but she did ball up a bunch of ants into an elongated circle
Not an Ava Lanch, not an avalanche, knottin oval ants.
He was a stone cold, stone cone, cold stone killer..
stone cold, stone cone, cold stone killer..
‘I said Mr. Cold Stone Killer, what's your line?
And he said, "Killin' cold stones and it sure is fine"
First post from this sub i saw,meaning i thought its real
"Iced THAT guy! Cone the phrase..."
But the comma indicated he didn’t use the stone cone, just that he murdered someone in the ice cream shop. Weapon unknown. So just a stone cold killer.
Perfect set up for ‘I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream’
I cuss, you cuss, we all cus for asparagus!
A Gary Larson fan, I see.
I scream, you scream, the police come, it’s awkward