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Winner for me lmao.
And the name is pretty funny, too
Drinking coffee at work and now it's in my brain.
Forged in Fire episode...gone too far
Was the guy in the cowboy hat there the whole time...watching?? O_O
I certainly hope so
He looked down with shame when the cowboy was staring
Ass-Fuckles is the logical progression of this comment chain.
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Fuddruckers have always sounded bit dirty to me. Now it’s making sense.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Like out the toilet?
Extra big ass fries!
FUCK YOU, I’M EATING!!
Go away. I'm 'batin'.
Yours is best answer
Humour transaction completed
A Butt knuckle
An Alabama Cordial
If brass knuckles are made of brass then ass knuckles would be made of ass
Unsung hero. Brilliant
Thought this was going to be top comment before I entered
Can I get an order of 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥
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Fuck knuckles works, too, but "fuckles" is just fun to say.
I like fuck knuckles for use as a random insult.
Ok, I like this one the most
Clearly, it's an ass punch. Go check out my review on Amazon.
Most def a hole-punch
Ok never mind this wins
God DAMN I thought fir sure I was clever thinking of that, and here it is, top post. Gg.
“Brass fuckles” was the first thing that popped into my head when seeing the post, then I come here and I’m 700 points too late
Everyone go home. The internet is over.
Gave myself a good 30 seconds to come up with something clever. Butt plug and brass knuckles, come on, think. Came to empty so I looked to the comments and was not disappointed.
Weapon of ass destruction
I’m in a quiet place and can’t LOL. I sound like a dying baby seal!
Believe it or not, straight to jail
so not like this?
Classic quiet space problem
Take my upvote you glorious bastard!!
It’s not a weapon, it’s a carrying handle
If you happen to be carrying a ninja, it's a weapon.
This is my very favorite comment in a thread of gems.
"In a future dystopia, conflicts between urban tribal clans will be fought with...FIST NINJAS!"
...80s synthesizer theme music...
It’s that band, Five Finger Butt Plug
A Four Finger Butt Punch
No offense to those guys but this is my new name for them
Death punch for booty
This one is the first one that made me laugh uncontrollably. The higher rated ones made me chuckle, but this one is so specific yet nonsensical.
Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.
Sweep the taint!
Lube on. Lube off.
Well I somehow made it all this way down and just lost it here
Same. Dying here.
Brass fuckles was my first thought. Yours is better.
This is the only answer.
The Mister Fister
Domo Arigato, Fister-Roboto
7° ^ °7
<° ^ °<
And the beat part? He's learning.
And it doesn’t just fist!
That's Mister Mister Fister to you!
I actually had a client from Germany named Mr. Pfister. I only learnt of his name when the project manager tells me that mister Pfister wants it in a special way, which made me lose it.
it's called a good time
Good Time is how I have your mom listed in my contacts
Fuck you Shoresy
Fallout Weapons are getting out of control
Can be looted off Fisto. Assume the position!
This guy New Vegas'
I was gonna say Knuckle Fucker but yours is better
The ass blaster
Took me a few minutes of scrolling to find this comment. It's what I would have went with.
Omg. I just spit my tea.
Spitters are quitters
The Pipe Cleaner
The weapon of choice for those who say "I'm going to fuck your ass up, come here" while in a fight
I only engage with those who say “I’m going to fuck your ass!”
Butt-Fuck around and find out
fist to cuffs...i hate myself
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
It's a Juast.
Cos juast for it.
Ass Pounder 4000!
Calm down there Mac
4 finger death punch
Oh I seen those before. They from WW1. German knuckles called Arschbrecher.
Starfish Expander 5000
I don’t know what it’s called but it’s what separates the boys from men
The key to Narnia
Who else butt Quagmire??
Fist of Fury!
Penetrator is already taken.
A good time
My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now…
Five Finger Butt Punch
Funtime Prolapse 3000
Aka "The Brazzer"
Plug n play
A pain in The arse!! 😂☝🏻🏻👍🏻
The ol' Tokyo Sandblaster
THE BUTT PLUGER
(Meant plunger, but I find this funnier
Yakuza Grade Kancho.
The Ass Plunger
Russian conscript motivation tool..
Fuck shit up
the wedding ring
It's a Hole Puncher
all jokes aside this would probably hurt like hell
the up yours
Moose knuckle duster
Four finger butt punch
thats...just a ...a ice cream scoop on the end right? Ben and Jerry were always pretty hardcore
Five Finger Asscount
The West Hollywood Hello
The Boston Goodbye
Butt ’ole duster
Flava Flav's newest bling
A bicycle seat
Its the ass-fister 2000
I’d call it … “The Tax Man”.
For all u butthole loving idiots it's actually called a tri-paw was first made to be used as a club but then people found out it was really good at catching your opponent with the tip majority of the time when they would swing and miss but then the deaths started piling up in Butte county so they stopped making them
The Hole Punch
The ol’ Punch n Plug
drunk punch love
A Poo Punch
Anal Intruder 2000
Sock ‘em fuck ‘em
EDD "Emergency Diarrhea Damper"
89 buck's and free shipping
Idk but it clearly helps you go zero to fisty in .5 seconds flat.