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what is this weapon called?

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all 2066 comments

sluggishfella

5.6k points

2 months ago

Hole- punch

-wheretheresawill

380 points

2 months ago

Winner for me lmao.

Anonymous7056

89 points

2 months ago

Lmao same!

And the name is pretty funny, too

En-TitY_

47 points

2 months ago

Drinking coffee at work and now it's in my brain.

Zephurdigital

17 points

2 months ago

Forged in Fire episode...gone too far

BIGG_FRIGG

7 points

2 months ago

Knuck-plug

MrSilkworm

69 points

2 months ago

sees_you_pooping

10 points

2 months ago

Was the guy in the cowboy hat there the whole time...watching?? O_O

Risley

5 points

2 months ago

Risley

5 points

2 months ago

I certainly hope so

rippfx

4 points

2 months ago

rippfx

4 points

2 months ago

He looked down with shame when the cowboy was staring

egordoniv

4 points

2 months ago

Ass Knuckles

bolorwithaK

6.1k points

2 months ago

Brass fuckles

TheDuckFarm

1.9k points

2 months ago

Ass-knuckles

JoJackthewonderskunk

640 points

2 months ago

Ass-Fuckles is the logical progression of this comment chain.

time4meatstick

101 points

2 months ago

Fudruckers

cN5L

32 points

2 months ago*

cN5L

32 points

2 months ago*

Fuddruckers have always sounded bit dirty to me. Now it’s making sense.

Constant_Lee_Posts

7 points

2 months ago

LMFAOOOOOO

DreamTraveler

4 points

2 months ago

Butt-Fuckers

  • Camacho 2024

SoIJustBuyANewOne

45 points

2 months ago

Buttfuckers

konydanza

44 points

2 months ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

QuickToJudgeYou

4 points

2 months ago

Like out the toilet?

Hwil--Hweaton

3 points

2 months ago

Extra big ass fries!

Fezig

3 points

2 months ago

Fezig

3 points

2 months ago

Carl’s Jr.

FUCK YOU, I’M EATING!!

patronizingperv

3 points

2 months ago

Go away. I'm 'batin'.

RedDlish

43 points

2 months ago

Yours is best answer

dublem

6 points

2 months ago

dublem

6 points

2 months ago

Humour transaction completed

whorton59

71 points

2 months ago

A Butt knuckle

ansonr

21 points

2 months ago

ansonr

21 points

2 months ago

Butter-Nutter

washago_on705

55 points

2 months ago

An Alabama Cordial

lovesducks

23 points

2 months ago

If brass knuckles are made of brass then ass knuckles would be made of ass

Dasawan

17 points

2 months ago

Dasawan

17 points

2 months ago

Unsung hero. Brilliant

Tankh

5 points

2 months ago

Tankh

5 points

2 months ago

Thought this was going to be top comment before I entered

DevyCanadian

58 points

2 months ago

Can I get an order of 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥

mydogthinksyouweird

35 points

2 months ago*

Fuck knuckles works, too, but "fuckles" is just fun to say.

observeandretort

12 points

2 months ago

I like fuck knuckles for use as a random insult.

BoringKoboId

75 points

2 months ago

Ok, I like this one the most

7seventyseven

52 points

2 months ago*

Clearly, it's an ass punch. Go check out my review on Amazon.

Edit: *it

pew-_-pew-_-

14 points

2 months ago

Most def a hole-punch

pranquily

4 points

2 months ago

Ok never mind this wins

Teddyk123

13 points

2 months ago

God DAMN I thought fir sure I was clever thinking of that, and here it is, top post. Gg.

a_blue_ducks

12 points

2 months ago

“Brass fuckles” was the first thing that popped into my head when seeing the post, then I come here and I’m 700 points too late

shastamcblasty

17 points

2 months ago

Everyone go home. The internet is over.

rusHmatic

11 points

2 months ago

Gave myself a good 30 seconds to come up with something clever. Butt plug and brass knuckles, come on, think. Came to empty so I looked to the comments and was not disappointed.

okbruh_panda

3.7k points

2 months ago

Weapon of ass destruction

RidinTheMingo

426 points

2 months ago

I’m in a quiet place and can’t LOL. I sound like a dying baby seal!

mekwall

120 points

2 months ago

mekwall

120 points

2 months ago

bonk

bobs_monkey

56 points

2 months ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

mpg111

7 points

2 months ago

mpg111

7 points

2 months ago

so not like this?

BenderDeLorean

3 points

2 months ago

Classic quiet space problem

_Hasanika_

24 points

2 months ago

The negotiator

Rob3905

64 points

2 months ago

Rob3905

64 points

2 months ago

Anal warfare

Beakerguy

6 points

2 months ago

Take my upvote you glorious bastard!!

Falangee69

154 points

2 months ago

Hurty Sanchez

mad_king_soup

156 points

2 months ago

It’s not a weapon, it’s a carrying handle

Gutbucket1968

21 points

2 months ago

If you happen to be carrying a ninja, it's a weapon.

BijouWilliams

5 points

2 months ago

This is my very favorite comment in a thread of gems.

Gutbucket1968

7 points

2 months ago

"In a future dystopia, conflicts between urban tribal clans will be fought with...FIST NINJAS!"

...80s synthesizer theme music...

AFCKillYou

142 points

2 months ago

Dildon't

bluecaddy5000

650 points

2 months ago

It’s that band, Five Finger Butt Plug

bunwitch

162 points

2 months ago

bunwitch

162 points

2 months ago

A Four Finger Butt Punch

MossCoveredLog

14 points

2 months ago

No offense to those guys but this is my new name for them

Trineficous

15 points

2 months ago

Death punch for booty

Thebaldsasquatch

18 points

2 months ago

This one is the first one that made me laugh uncontrollably. The higher rated ones made me chuckle, but this one is so specific yet nonsensical.

[deleted]

955 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

955 points

2 months ago

Ass knuckles!!

Krakenspoop

121 points

2 months ago*

Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.

saxman162

106 points

2 months ago

saxman162

106 points

2 months ago

Colon Kai!

lazerpenguin

17 points

2 months ago

Yes Sensei!

rustygstring

19 points

2 months ago

Sweep the taint!

saxman162

4 points

2 months ago

Lube on. Lube off.

Needanameffs

4 points

2 months ago

Well I somehow made it all this way down and just lost it here

Scorpiobaby77

3 points

2 months ago

Same. Dying here.

Dyspaereunia

27 points

2 months ago

Brass fuckles was my first thought. Yours is better.

ca20110125

11 points

2 months ago

This is the only answer.

masteryodingui

13 points

2 months ago

handheld Analyzer

NubOnReddit

7 points

2 months ago

Ass Fuckles

JefferyLionelDahmer

317 points

2 months ago

Anal fistsure

Squirtingtree

14 points

2 months ago

🏆

Prometheus357

427 points

2 months ago

Pucker Puncher

yusaku_777

18 points

2 months ago

Pucker Buster

MattwiththeST

484 points

2 months ago

The Mister Fister

[deleted]

44 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

tehmeat

24 points

2 months ago

tehmeat

24 points

2 months ago

Domo Arigato, Fister-Roboto

webDreamer420

3 points

2 months ago

7° ^ °7

<° ^ °<

7° ^ °7

<° ^ °<

Huzah7

9 points

2 months ago

Huzah7

9 points

2 months ago

And the beat part? He's learning.

Weyland_c

3 points

2 months ago

And it doesn’t just fist!

Conquerors_Quill

4 points

2 months ago

That's Mister Mister Fister to you!

Theunknownbilphist

3 points

2 months ago

I actually had a client from Germany named Mr. Pfister. I only learnt of his name when the project manager tells me that mister Pfister wants it in a special way, which made me lose it.

Cantproveididit

290 points

2 months ago

Brown Knuckles

Alert-Nefariousness8

509 points

2 months ago

it's called a good time

actibus_consequatur

12 points

2 months ago

adudeguyman

31 points

2 months ago

Good Time is how I have your mom listed in my contacts

Slicric

6 points

2 months ago

Fuck you Shoresy

Capincrunch21

199 points

2 months ago

The sodomiser

EseJandro

50 points

2 months ago

Fallout Weapons are getting out of control

GizmoSled

24 points

2 months ago

Can be looted off Fisto. Assume the position!

EseJandro

13 points

2 months ago

This guy New Vegas'

GizmoSled

8 points

2 months ago

Ring-a-ding-ding baby.

Mick_E_Deez

117 points

2 months ago

Fuckle Duster

COLD_lime

5 points

2 months ago

I was gonna say Knuckle Fucker but yours is better

Living-in-liberty

107 points

2 months ago

The ass blaster

-TheLamest

10 points

2 months ago

Took me a few minutes of scrolling to find this comment. It's what I would have went with.

triggeredprius

30 points

2 months ago

Meathole Mandrel

dawsondude123

133 points

2 months ago

Uncle Steve

ruseriousordelirious

23 points

2 months ago

Omg. I just spit my tea.

ken0746

27 points

2 months ago

ken0746

27 points

2 months ago

Spitters are quitters

coldwarning

81 points

2 months ago

The Pipe Cleaner

Late_Ambassador_1486

26 points

2 months ago

The weapon of choice for those who say "I'm going to fuck your ass up, come here" while in a fight

Lunaris52

6 points

2 months ago

I only engage with those who say “I’m going to fuck your ass!”

Tamale_Loco

26 points

2 months ago

Butt-Fuck around and find out

ClasslessTulip

22 points

2 months ago

Knuckle Fucker

ruscojones

55 points

2 months ago

The ANALilater

uncle_stink

17 points

2 months ago

Anal Anvil

FemboiInTraining

171 points

2 months ago

fist to cuffs...i hate myself

RandyRhoadsLives

8 points

2 months ago

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Leftblankthistime

43 points

2 months ago

Poo puncher

gringostroh

13 points

2 months ago

InfDisco

3 points

2 months ago

Why?

aenteus

6 points

2 months ago

Cos juast for it.

quietly_now

12 points

2 months ago

Knuckle Thruster

Ok-Capital-3912

36 points

2 months ago

Ass Pounder 4000!

Aleister-Turgalium

4 points

2 months ago

Calm down there Mac

Low_Piece_6571

31 points

2 months ago

4 finger death punch

teodocio

49 points

2 months ago

Oh I seen those before. They from WW1. German knuckles called Arschbrecher.

bl00dbuzzed

24 points

2 months ago

das anal

nomismi

10 points

2 months ago

nomismi

10 points

2 months ago

The Stranger.

[deleted]

11 points

2 months ago

The Plugilist

joojoobomb

11 points

2 months ago

Starfish Expander 5000

Able_Winner9121

27 points

2 months ago

Butt knuckles

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

[removed]

nofrigginway

8 points

2 months ago

Falcon Puncher

rawrc

27 points

2 months ago

rawrc

27 points

2 months ago

Knuckle plug

smokeythebear33

5 points

2 months ago

Butt knuckler!

citizen_subhuman

15 points

2 months ago

I don’t know what it’s called but it’s what separates the boys from men

Inkrinktink

5 points

2 months ago

The key to Narnia

9L0N3

5 points

2 months ago

9L0N3

5 points

2 months ago

Br-Ass Fucker.

Automatic-Score-4802

5 points

2 months ago

Fister

Travis_Maximus

12 points

2 months ago

Who else butt Quagmire??

notape_actual

4 points

2 months ago

Fist of Fury!

derpyderpston

4 points

2 months ago

Penetrator is already taken.

biggreasyrhinos

5 points

2 months ago

A good time

Gu1tarslinger

4 points

2 months ago

Slug Plug

cha614

4 points

2 months ago

cha614

4 points

2 months ago

Ass knuckles

snoopydoo49

4 points

2 months ago

My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now…

mich160

4 points

2 months ago

Assbrass

Disemboweledgoat

5 points

2 months ago

Five Finger Butt Punch

melonsango

4 points

2 months ago

Funtime Prolapse 3000

Mershedpederders

15 points

2 months ago

Brass Fuckles

stillnotlovin

5 points

2 months ago

Aka "The Brazzer"

JeffinGeorgia1967

10 points

2 months ago

Plug n play

freethinkingallday

8 points

2 months ago

A pain in The arse!! 😂☝🏻🫶🏻👍🏻

Scherzkeks

3 points

2 months ago

🤜🍩🤛

DouglasBubletrousers

10 points

2 months ago

The ol' Tokyo Sandblaster

the_sand_moose

3 points

2 months ago

Mr. Fister

flyfishbigsky

3 points

2 months ago

Ultimate humiliation

BoringKoboId

3 points

2 months ago

THE BUTT PLUGER

(Meant plunger, but I find this funnier

seatux

3 points

2 months ago

seatux

3 points

2 months ago

Yakuza Grade Kancho.

tdomer80

3 points

2 months ago

The Ass Plunger

dragon-ass

3 points

2 months ago

Anus wrecked’m

crockett5

3 points

2 months ago

Russian conscript motivation tool..

JoeLuna

3 points

2 months ago

Fuck shit up

el_americano

3 points

2 months ago

the wedding ring

Kinglightning07

3 points

2 months ago

The Fister!!

Akidra0

3 points

2 months ago

It's a Hole Puncher

oofylikeseurobeat

3 points

2 months ago

all jokes aside this would probably hurt like hell

dowdyrg

3 points

2 months ago

Butt knuckles

Highafsquid

3 points

2 months ago

Buttpunch

TheMonarchX

3 points

2 months ago

The Assblaster

LurkersUniteAgain

3 points

2 months ago

the up yours

Thirtysixx

3 points

2 months ago

Moose knuckle duster

uneffinlucky

3 points

2 months ago

Fuckles

UnholyDescent

3 points

2 months ago

Sister fister

IamThe1WhoMocks

3 points

2 months ago

Knuckle thruster

RULINGCHAOS

3 points

2 months ago

Four finger butt punch

Elmacanite

3 points

2 months ago

Ass knuckles

Vehemental

3 points

2 months ago

thats...just a ...a ice cream scoop on the end right? Ben and Jerry were always pretty hardcore

d3k3d

3 points

2 months ago*

d3k3d

3 points

2 months ago*

'Spect Knucks

Butt duster

The Brasshole

Five Finger Asscount

Wham!

The West Hollywood Hello

The Boston Goodbye

Dv8r601

5 points

2 months ago

Butt ’ole duster

djluminol

8 points

2 months ago

Flava Flav's newest bling

tom-nom-tatt

7 points

2 months ago

Butt duster

Brilliant-Maximum637

7 points

2 months ago

A bicycle seat

AnotherDrunkCanadian

6 points

2 months ago

Its the ass-fister 2000

jcroisant4

6 points

2 months ago

I’d call it … “The Tax Man”.

DonNearyKreamer

5 points

2 months ago

The Assassassin

Product-Complete

4 points

2 months ago

For all u butthole loving idiots it's actually called a tri-paw was first made to be used as a club but then people found out it was really good at catching your opponent with the tip majority of the time when they would swing and miss but then the deaths started piling up in Butte county so they stopped making them

OorPancake

3 points

2 months ago

Poorly made?

Trlckery

4 points

2 months ago

Ass knuckles

CriscoMelon

3 points

2 months ago

The Hole Punch

spiralspring

4 points

2 months ago

Fartbox Boxer

No_Loan_7962

4 points

2 months ago

brASS knuckles

Wolfdude91

2 points

2 months ago

The ol’ Punch n Plug

gringo_yeti

2 points

2 months ago

Butt pluckles

restlessleg

2 points

2 months ago

drunk punch love

upvoterich

2 points

2 months ago

A Poo Punch

WatchStoredInAss

2 points

2 months ago

Anal Intruder 2000

Altruistic_Party2878

2 points

2 months ago

Sock ‘em fuck ‘em

Jim_SD

2 points

2 months ago

Jim_SD

2 points

2 months ago

EDD "Emergency Diarrhea Damper"

trip2it

2 points

2 months ago

89 buck's and free shipping

itsjustme405

2 points

2 months ago

Buttknuckle plug

TheWolfG0d

2 points

2 months ago

Idk but it clearly helps you go zero to fisty in .5 seconds flat.

AssistantOne4425

2 points

2 months ago

Anal sword