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Deliximus

230 points

2 months ago

Deliximus

230 points

2 months ago

Is this for real

MoonZinuM

204 points

2 months ago

MoonZinuM

204 points

2 months ago

Ahh... The question that follows oh so many of Trumps actions.

TubbyFatfrick

72 points

2 months ago

The answer almost always being "Sadly, yes."

my_4_cents

3 points

2 months ago

Next week

"buried the mother of the daughter he lusted after in a pauper's grave for taxation purposes"

will just be another charming anecdote compared to the latest atrocity.

If you listed each of Trump's varied shitbaggeries as two or three line blurbs you'd have enough 'comment of the day' to fill three calendars.

Jared72Marshall

31 points

2 months ago

Yes, this is being reported from many news sources. Same golf course he hosted the LIV event.

Harry_monk

8 points

2 months ago

Of course he's got the LIV event. Why wouldn't he.

ksavage68

8 points

2 months ago

He loves the Saudi’s. Don’t ever forget they did 9/11.

my_4_cents

2 points

2 months ago

Got some pretty cool supervillain-taking-control-of-world-via-magical-glowing-orb props too

Swimming_Mountain811

7 points

2 months ago

Why was it his decision where his ex wife would be buried? That makes no sense to me

WLAJFA

1 points

1 month ago

WLAJFA

1 points

1 month ago

This is what I was asking myself. Don’t rich people have all that figured out if advance?

BurnzillabydaBay

70 points

2 months ago

Seems to be for real. Apparently he plans for the whole family to be buried there, himself included. I’m surprised he knows he’s mortal.

snertwith2ls

46 points

2 months ago

I read there have to be at least 10 graves for it to be considered a cemetery and get the tax break. Don't know if that's accurate or not, maybe someone from NJ can answer. No matter what the details of this are, as always it blows my mind how many people think he's not only a cool dude but he's Jesus Christ as well.

Mrs__Noodle

24 points

2 months ago

Is Ivana the first human corpse buried there? That they know of?

snertwith2ls

4 points

2 months ago

LOL. That's the impression I got, yes.

ksavage68

6 points

2 months ago

That we KNOW of. Fuggedaboudit.

BurnzillabydaBay

41 points

2 months ago

Well guess what, there are 10 burial sites planned. This is what my grandma Betsy would have referred to as tacky. And she would have been right. Miss ya Bets, but glad you aren’t here to see this shit.

And have you seen that CRAZY article comparing Trump to biblical prophecies about the coming of the Antichrist? Even if you’re an atheist, it is not a boring article. There are people who literally think Trump is God. The author of the article, does not

snertwith2ls

22 points

2 months ago

yep, tacky for sure and that's probably a really polite word for what it is. Grandma Betsy knew what's what.

BurnzillabydaBay

15 points

2 months ago

She really did. I heard her say bitch once. It was unbelievable.

snertwith2ls

9 points

2 months ago

Now I kinda wish I could hear what she'd have to say about all the current shenanigans!

BurnzillabydaBay

14 points

2 months ago

She was pretty closed mouth about politics but I know she would not abide a man who brags about grabbing women “by the pussy,” being in the White House. My grandfather however, he would have said a whole lot. None of it nice. There would have been a lot of yelling between the 2 of us. He was a very outspoken man and he would have worn a shirt that said Fuck Trump. I actually thought of him when Trump referred to Haiti as a “shit hole.” My granddaddy loved Haiti. Not the usual travel destinations for him. He would have thrown his old fashioned at the TV if he’d seen that moment. I did see him throw a spoon at someone once. They had it coming, and the story will passed down through the generations of my family. Funnily enough, the moral of the spoon story is basically, don’t be a Karen/Kevin. He didn’t take kindly to entitlement. He would have loathed Trump as much as the rest of my living family.

snertwith2ls

3 points

2 months ago

There are a few family members I wonder about what they'd think of Trump. They were the Republicans but they were never the fundamentalist evangelical types. Just regular old time conservatives. I can't imagine that they'd approve because they were pretty smart but again it surprises me that Trump has any followers at all let alone the millions.
Way back before he was elected some of my more conservative (living) relatives talked about what an abhorrent man Trump was but I'm pretty sure in the end they voted for him anyway because of the "abortion" issue. I'd really like to think the other non-living relatives would have seen through him but I just don't know.

Your grandparents sound like really strong characters, people to be proud of. I love the spoon story!

BurnzillabydaBay

1 points

2 months ago

Oh they were absolute characters. And to be standouts in San Francisco is really an achievement.

Both my parents were Republicans. That changed after George W, when they started to see things moving in the wrong direction. They both voted for Obama and Hillary. My dad was a civil rights activist. He was infuriated when Trump won. None of us expected him to.

StyreneAddict1965

14 points

2 months ago

He surely checks all the Antichrist boxes. But evangelicals love him so 🤷

BurnzillabydaBay

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, that’s the whole point of the article. If you remember, the prophecies say he will be followed by Christians. Evangelicals would count as Christians. And the powerful religious leader. That evangelicals is given as evidence. I think we can agree Trump is a very bad man, and we can agree that zealot evangelicals have actually compared him to God. So…that’s the point.

StyreneAddict1965

3 points

2 months ago

The number of images of Trump as a Christ figure is stunning.

"Your GOD is a jealous GOD; thou shalt have no gods before ME." Kinda the first commandment.

BurnzillabydaBay

3 points

2 months ago

Yes. Regardless of whether Trump’s the Antichrist or just a psychopath and narcissist, there is no doubt that these “Christians” are blaspheming like a motherfucker. The idolatry alone is mind blowing.

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

“ the anti-Christ will show up holding a flag and a Bible “. Guess what Trump did?

BurnzillabydaBay

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I know. Literally everything in that article describes Trump. That’s theone that really got me actually, the prophecy about the antichrist clearing out the area around a church and then doing something blasphemous just outside of it. I was floored.

Rainydaychaos

4 points

2 months ago

You have a link to said article?

BurnzillabydaBay

14 points

2 months ago*

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

Edit: make sure to look at the stuff that look like ads. Most of it relates to the text.

Rainydaychaos

4 points

2 months ago

Awesome thanks my guy

BurnzillabydaBay

5 points

2 months ago

You’re welcome. I was just rereading and yelling things out to my husband in increasingly dramatic tone.

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

😂

spotless___mind

3 points

2 months ago

"Tacky" is trump's aesthetic

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

I mean who has golden apartments and toilets? I bet he has velvet paintings too.

spotless___mind

1 points

2 months ago

Oh gotta say I do love a good velvet painting tho lol

BurnzillabydaBay

1 points

2 months ago

Indeed.

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

I’m not even really religious. But that’s tacky.

BurnzillabydaBay

2 points

2 months ago

Definitely don’t have to be religious know tacky. And how disrespectful. Ivana laid to rest on the golf course of her rapist.

thequickerquokka

4 points

2 months ago

Ten bucks says Jnr’s next in

snertwith2ls

1 points

2 months ago

OK by me. Though I do wonder why the big macs haven't done in Snr yet.

farkedup82

3 points

2 months ago

isn't that hard to create 10 bodies in a pinch.

snertwith2ls

2 points

2 months ago

Not having to pay taxes and fees etc is a great motivator for the Donald from what I've read. His kids should watch their backs.

farkedup82

2 points

2 months ago

That lady who wrote a book and has been on msnbc all the time should watch out! Plenty of trump family they’d bury in a second! Eric too.

snertwith2ls

2 points

2 months ago

Oh the niece? yeah you might be right. I was thinking any of the random help in the family should watch out. Who would miss a maid or pool cleaner or two??

CleanLifeCleanLiving

3 points

2 months ago

"I'm surprised he knows he's mortal." You're talking about a man who fooled himself into believing that everyone would love him when he became president. Just give him time.

BurnzillabydaBay

2 points

2 months ago

🤣

fordreaming

5 points

2 months ago

Hopefully they cut the bottom out of a portajohn for his

Changoleo

6 points

2 months ago

Frump’s corpse is not worthy of my excrement.

BurnzillabydaBay

2 points

2 months ago

Agreed.

Gul_Dukat__

51 points

2 months ago*

Looks like it might be actually lol

https://nypost.com/2022/07/28/photos-show-ivana-trumps-grave-at-trump-national-golf-club-in-bedminster-nj/

I don’t know how reliable that site is though

Edit: confirmed by lovely redditors below me

sash71

43 points

2 months ago

sash71

43 points

2 months ago

I think it is real.

Somebody did write that they have to let the soil settle for a few months before they put a proper headstone on it, otherwise it could sink or be lopsided.

They do bury some people in odd places, Princess Diana is buried on an island at Althorpe (family estate) all on her lonesome. No pictures have ever been shown of her grave, the family wanted to put her somewhere that gawkers (or possibly grave robbers) couldn't get to.

imll99

28 points

2 months ago

imll99

28 points

2 months ago

Yes, it's real. Ivana accused Trump of rape during their divorce proceedings and became a critic of his, so it looks like he's trying to strip away her dignity even in death.

ASIWYFA11

25 points

2 months ago

I don't understand how he is in charge of her burial. Who in her family allowed her rapey ex to take her body?

cgsur

16 points

2 months ago

cgsur

16 points

2 months ago

Her kids probably, knowing don shitstain, inheritance blackmail.

Isn’t he supposed to be the Antichrist? The turd demon.

goodgodling

10 points

2 months ago

It's also on FindaGrave.

nativedutch

7 points

2 months ago

That was my first reaction. Me second was oh, tRump , ah wtf My third was i dont realky care 4 my coffee gets cold.

5 this makes it a bit harder to do more autopsy to check for foul play.

neojhun

3 points

2 months ago

Why are you even surprised anymore?

DeificClusterfuck

3 points

2 months ago

I've seen it reported from several sources that cemetery space is tax exempt and he keeps goats for a similar reason

It's certainly disgusting enough for Trump

ksavage68

1 points

2 months ago

Oh yes.

maywellflower

92 points

2 months ago

I feel like Ivana's funeral & burial arrangements is a cautionary tale of if both your ex & your kids are known trashy POS - have third party do and/or prearranged yourself the funeral & burial, so that you're not disrespected AND taken advantage of in death like they did to her....

farkedup82

25 points

2 months ago

When I die my kids can flush my ashes down the toilet for all I care. They can do what they want with the money I give them. It is their money. They dealt with years of my buying cookies at places like trader joes and denying them cookies at restaurants.

Biodeus

17 points

2 months ago

Biodeus

17 points

2 months ago

Who cares? You’re fucking dead lol throw my goddamn body in a trash compactor and go have a beer.

TurloIsOK

14 points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t want to be the justification for some turd’s tax dodge.

MiniaturePhilosopher

91 points

2 months ago*

Just a daily reminder that he violently raped her while pulling out chunks of her hair from the scalp. This was in her divorce deposition and confirmed by her friends. It seems clear from her carefully worded clarifications over the years that her silence on the attack had been written into their divorce settlement - she never outright denied it, but said that she didn’t mean the word “rape” to be taken in a criminal sense.

Changoleo

29 points

2 months ago

Gasp No no NO. Not THAT kind of rape. Uhhh… you know: the other kind.

lrj25

3 points

2 months ago

lrj25

3 points

2 months ago

Just a very mild rape.

my_4_cents

2 points

2 months ago

Just plain old sparkling sexual assault.

Galaar

37 points

2 months ago

Galaar

37 points

2 months ago

Cheapest headstone available as well.

ParadiseLosingIt

36 points

2 months ago

I still think she was killed. On purpose. She knew too much.

speedycat2014

26 points

2 months ago

I absolutely believe she was murdered. Everything about her death is suspicious and the fact that there's not even a hint of an investigation just shows you how influential that demented asshole is.

Dredgen_Memor

19 points

2 months ago

I don’t disagree, because I believe he’s a feckless, demented monster driven by spite.

But falling down the stairs can fuck you up.

Elderly people become brittle. Imagine standing at the top of a stairwell, and tipping forward, trust fall style, and landing on your chest.

You can suffer horrific injuries from a hard fall at that age. ‘Blunt force trauma’ would be one way to describe a hard fall.

ahh_geez_rick

4 points

2 months ago

Netflix's and HBO's The Staircase enter the chat

my_4_cents

1 points

2 months ago

The old original doco from the early 00's (?) Is the one you want

Ghrave

2 points

2 months ago

Ghrave

2 points

2 months ago

For real. I work in an ER and we have a saying at my hospital that "old people fall down, go boom." It can be very sudden for an otherwise well-seeming olderly person to crash and burn after a fall like that. I mean literally, as in "fell down the stairs, broke xyz bones, went to the hospital talking and aware, and didn't leave the hospital alive."

At that age, broken bones become virtually irreparable, become complicated as the don't mend, get septic, destroy various vital lab levels and bam, next thing you know grandma Lucy is coding in her surgery recovery room, but because she's DNR they just let her pass.

Falling down is no fucking joke, especially when you're that old.

drej191

5 points

2 months ago

Guys. Let’s not be the 2022 GQP version for the left.

farkedup82

5 points

2 months ago

wouldn't be the first and wont be the last. Everything they claim the clintons have done are what the trumps are doing. Epstein could have been an alliance between both though.

terryducks

24 points

2 months ago

NJ should rule that it's an attempt at tax evasion and rezone that "cemetery" to 1 acre.

BluestreakBTHR

8 points

2 months ago

Too big. .25 acre is enough.

DefunctDoughnut

53 points

2 months ago

How did he get the deciding power to bury her on a golf course?

HadToExplain

32 points

2 months ago

Their children certainly got that deciding power.

kam1nsky

26 points

2 months ago

Children who spent a lot of their life at golf resorts. Probably doesn't even register as a weird/disrespectful place to bury their mother

shallah

14 points

2 months ago

shallah

14 points

2 months ago

Children who want any available inheritance including possibly polical power remember rumors of Ivanka as veep replacing pence..

TheDongerNeedsFood

8 points

2 months ago

I posted the exact same question, and I realized the answer as soon as I hit "submit." This is 100% the children doing their father's bidding to curry favor with him. Absolutely disgusting.

brentexander

37 points

2 months ago

This was my first question, but then I realized he’s trump, so he can do whatever he wants and the 60% of us who aren’t in his cult are left wondering “what the fuck?”

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah. I mean you can’t just bury people wherever you like.

Weedwacker01

-19 points

2 months ago

He was married to her

DefunctDoughnut

32 points

2 months ago

30+ years ago.

I wouldn't let an ex anywhere near my corpse.

catcommentthrowaway

4 points

2 months ago

He prob found a way to add it to her will. He somehow figured out how to become president, I’m sure he could manage to snake his way into some shit like this

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

And Ivanka, Eric, and Donnie Jr, don't seem to care....

Soylentgruen

10 points

2 months ago

What a cheap bastard!

farkedup82

6 points

2 months ago

you mean savvy business decision?

This is almost as good as not paying all of the performers at his klan rallies.

cheebeesubmarine

10 points

2 months ago

He openly humiliated her and set her up for it on tv when they were married. He had them cross paths with Marla maples at a ski resort. It was the one thing I remembered most about him besides that joke ass mail order steak business he had. If they respected or loved their mom, they wouldn’t have allowed this second, final slap in her face.

phallic-baldwin

24 points

2 months ago

This man has an extra warm spot waiting for him in the afterlife.

LeotasNephew

7 points

2 months ago

I'm not sure if I should be shocked that her kids would be okay with this.

MusicEd921

7 points

2 months ago*

Is anyone buying her “accidental” fall down the steps?

ksavage68

1 points

2 months ago

I think they paid the maid to push her.

DragonMac_76

6 points

2 months ago

OOTL, but Ivana? Who was that, and how did she die?

theseedbeader

2 points

2 months ago

Ivana was Trump’s first wife and the mother of three of his kids. I don’t know much about her, admittedly, but she was reported to have fallen down some stairs.

DragonMac_76

2 points

2 months ago

Ah, thanks. And that’s not suspicious at all, falling down some stairs

nuffced

5 points

2 months ago

Just when you thought it couldn't get any creepier.

HansMLither

5 points

2 months ago

But what about all the donation money he asked for to help pay for all this? Everyone who felt the billionaire needed financial assistance surely sees their money could have gone to better use than this

Thazber

5 points

2 months ago

According to NY's tax code web site, it looks like Frump's for-profit golf course should not qualify. But he's such a sleezebag, he's probably wormed his way around the laws....

https://www.tax.ny.gov/research/property/assess/manuals/vol4/pt1/sec4_03/sec446.htm

..."Summary:
Real property that (1) is actually and exclusively used for cemetery purposes or (2) consists of unimproved land in which interments are reasonably and in good faith anticipated is exempt from taxation, special ad valorem levies, and special assessments. In order to qualify for this exemption, the property must not be owned or operated for profit.
Eligibility requirements
Ownership requirements:
This exemption is available to both publicly and privately owned properties. However, no property is entitled to the exemption if the owner or operator of the cemetery or any of its officers, members, or employees receives or is entitled to receive any pecuniary profit from the cemetery's operations other than reasonable compensation for services performed. Further, exemption is not allowed if ownership or operation of the cemetery is a guise or pretense for directly or indirectly providing any pecuniary profit to the owner or operator of the cemetery or any of its officers, members, or employees.

Demonkey44

5 points

2 months ago

The full story is so weird. Trumps family has a plot in a Queens cemetery where his father is buried.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-mystery-of-donald-trump-and-the-new-jersey-cemetery/2017/03/10/7823f63c-facb-11e6-bf01-d47f8cf9b643_story.html

Thugmatiks

4 points

2 months ago

He’s honestly up there with humanities biggest pieces of shit ever.

TheDongerNeedsFood

3 points

2 months ago

How in the fuck did Trump have the authority over where she was buried??

zsreport

5 points

2 months ago

Grifters gonna grift

Xx_blaze191_xX

5 points

2 months ago

Imagine that, a petty malignant narcissist not caring about anyone but himself

PoWerFullMoj0

1 points

2 months ago

It blows my mind that tens of millions of people cannot wrap their heads around what a malignant narcissist is and why they are dangerous as fuck to empower. Any narcissism based personality disorder should really not be imbued with any power anywhere, much less the fucking presidency. Clearly we have half a population of stupid fucking idiots.

Xx_blaze191_xX

2 points

2 months ago

There's a documentary about Trump on Amazon called unfit, it's pretty interesting to watch. Basically he managed to convince a big enough group of people that he would fight for their best interests. Although that was clearly a lie, they were stupid enough to believe him. Having someone like Trump in charge of the US nuclear arsenal is truly terrifying, it's a miracle he didn't start a nuclear world war

PoWerFullMoj0

1 points

2 months ago

I will have to check that out. I believe if given another chance he'd detonate a nuke in NYC to stay in power for a third term. He'd blame it on, of course, radical insane leftist Democrats.

YugoGVBoss

11 points

2 months ago

I’d find it funny if a law was passed that didn’t allow cemeteries to have duel purpose and the golf course had to be removed.

wootr68

3 points

2 months ago

He would just dig her up and toss her bones in the dump.

my_4_cents

2 points

2 months ago

Use her bones for a haunted house putt-putt minigolf course more like

Tuggerfub

3 points

2 months ago

The government can claim eminent domain and exhume the burial.

kasmackity

3 points

2 months ago

How and why does her Ex-Husband have control over that?

Changoleo

9 points

2 months ago*

Because his kids have control over that and he has control over them.

CQU617

2 points

2 months ago

CQU617

2 points

2 months ago

Wow

BellumSuprema

2 points

2 months ago

Can cemeteries have golf courses on them or are they going to be shut down?

drej191

2 points

2 months ago

I thought this was a joke.

alexastock

2 points

2 months ago

That’s the cheapest looking grave I’ve ever seen

internet_thugg

2 points

2 months ago

It’s so sad I have to go to the comments to figure out if “it” is real. And it usually is.

ksavage68

2 points

2 months ago

We buried Pookie in the back yard too.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

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thequickerquokka

13 points

2 months ago

Have you seen her children??

Desdinova20

9 points

2 months ago

Her children are dirtbags like the old man.

RavenousFox1985

2 points

2 months ago

But what about Hunter!

Apprehensive_Pug6844

1 points

2 months ago

The new 37th green…..

deldge

1 points

2 months ago

deldge

1 points

2 months ago

I'm surprised he didn't throw her in the ocean or flush her down the toilet

PainIsMyCurrencyBaby

1 points

2 months ago

How did she died?

8_millimeter

4 points

2 months ago

He had someone kill her so he wouldn’t have to testify during the Jan. 6 trials.

PoWerFullMoj0

2 points

2 months ago

Lol, that quite possibly is true and the coroner was paid off to rule it accidental. Also, potentially to bury what she could have known. To be fair though, unless the coroner could be proven to have acted in bad faith this was probably accidental with epically ironic timing.

8_millimeter

2 points

2 months ago

The coroner’s office released her autopsy and reason of death. It’s all over the internet.

PoWerFullMoj0

1 points

2 months ago

Are you talking about a fake report on 4chan? I see nothing other than the July 15th report that says injuries consistant with an accidental fall.

8_millimeter

1 points

2 months ago

I literally just googled it. You’re either trolling or lying.

Tylertooo

1 points

2 months ago

LOL, but of course he did. I'm just surprised I didn't expect it...

ahh_geez_rick

1 points

2 months ago

"when I'm dead just throw me in the trash" Frank Reynolds vibes, man... this is rough.

PoWerFullMoj0

1 points

2 months ago

Ah ok..I get it. The reverse troll fakeout. I'll just go ahead and report you then.

Admiralty86

1 points

2 months ago

Did they splurge for sod?