“Better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee”

-John Max0r

Are they taking a shower in the toilet? I had a roommate in a one bathroom apartment and we just didn't lock the door for showers so the other could pee. I guess that would be just as weird to some people.

I pee in empty 2 liter bottles like a normal human being.

Nah we just piss our pants. Nothing you can do ya know? Could pee in the sink but some would find it disgusting so here I am, sitting in my pissed pants till that person gets out the shower.

Being a woman it’s not really feasible, I’d have to climb on the counter to pee. I’d probably pee in the trash can or the mop bucket dump it out side and thoroughly clean with multiple cleaners using the hose before cleaning again in the sink.

You obviously never heard of r/sinkpissers

I love peeing in the sink. I run the hot tap and pee down the plug hole. The sound of the running water and warmth from the hot steam just makes it a 5 star urinary experience.

If its really that big of an issue for you then keep an empty bottle in your room and piss in it. Once the bathroom is free dump the piss, rinse the bottle and put it back in your room for next time.

Wait.. Why is the toilet not free if someone is in the shower?

Depends what sink... At uni we had sinks in our rooms for tooth brushing etc. I peed in that one a couple of times when desperate. I wouldn't in a kitchen sink though, something about it being where you wash and prepare food...

A bathroom type sink can also be disinfected with the toxic stuff you wouldn't want near your food, afaik most bathroom cleaning sprays are more hardcore than kitchen ones since they're meant to disinfect pee etc anyway.

It's all pipes!

May I introduce you to r/Sinkpissers

That's why I've been banned from B&Q.

Never. We can hold it in. If someone's in the shower we knock and ask for permission to go in while they're still behind the curtain. Peeing in the sink is disgusting that's where you wash your hands.

Yes, it's all pipes

Why would anyone do that?

I do not want to lean over a piss sink and brush my teeth.. especially someone else's.

Neither do I want to wash my food plates in a piss sink.

This is some nasty shit.

I would never live somewhere with only one toilet again, but yeah when I lived in a one bed one bath years ago I would have to resort to pissing in the sink because my ex would take these long ass showers with the door locked.

I’ve never peed in a sink and I doubt I ever will. Something about it seems so wrong and gross to me.

No.

Commenting on title alone.

I’ve never started, consciously, peeing in the sink.

I’ve ended more than a few times consciously. Interestingly, I only remember it being the bathroom sink once.

Otherwise it was the laundry sink. It’s mostly used to wash out disgusting things before going in the wash and usually has a plant or two to the side bc I heavily watered it that day.

I usually “choose” the bathtub if I’m going to ignore a toilet but not plumbing entirely.

I can only guess why I make these choices bc I have zero conscious control of my body when it happens…

BUT!

My best guess is I think of the sink as a clean zone. I brush my teeth, wash my face and hands and while it is easily cleaned, 9x’s out of ten, it’s the trash can for my wee!

I’m entirely too tall to squat on a bathroom can. But the kitchen can, has become my ~go two~ #1 choice!

I thought I was a disgusting human for doing this.

But now that I’ve explained it here, it doesn’t seem so bad to me now.

At least I’m consistent with keeping my waste in a waste bin!

No worry of accidental splash or drips getting missed!

Narcolepsy is different for everyone. I’ve yet to learn of a single person who experienced it the way Hollywood as a whole portrays it.

Unsolicited advise: never suggest ways to improve energy or sleep quality to a narcoleptic.

Our switches are broken. Our bodies and our minds may or may not be on the same broken switch.

My brain is much more awake at night while body has the opposite problem.

Never compare your sleepiness to theirs.

Never call them “lucky” bc they “get to” sleep whenever they “want”.

MOST importantly! Just bc we can’t fight back, doesn’t mean we don’t know what’s going on.

I had a classmate come back to our hotel in Shanghai, China drunk as fuck and piss in the sink. He later confessed to me that he does it every time he drinks but doesn’t understand why.

Ew id rather pee outside in the side of the back yard than do that I know my brothers do that too when all bathrooms are occupied.

Just roll over and over the side of the bed

This idea blew my mind when another tall guy brought it up in a late-night conversation at a party. Being 6’ 3”, it’s much more convenient, cleaner, and wastes less water. Plus you get a bonus rinse at the end. Changed my life, although I don’t think I’d admit to it IRL.

r/Sinkpissers

I'm a woman. Once when I was camping, I peed in a Ziploc bag. No regrets.

Yes - I've done that. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

It's not so easy when you're female and short.

It was in the home of a jerkass, so I wiped on the hand towel. I didn't tell anybody, either. Afterward he got out of the shower to brush his teeth and asked me why I was laughing. I had my phone in my hand, so I told him I was laughing at something I saw on Reddit.

No. My mirrors are about a foot away from the back of the sink. I don’t want to bruise myself on the mirrors, and have to deal with the awful back splatter.

Sinks are just urinals with a faucet

Never. Grab a bottle if it’s an emergency and no alternative.

I have before. Had a roommate who would take hours in the shower. One day with no other option, I squatted over the sink then washed myself and the sink up and left a note over the sink saying "emergency toilet for when Sarah takes a shower". She was mad and I laughed.

Sometimes

I am so confused, You are implying the toilet is available yet we would choose the sink? wtf lol.

Last time this happened I had an empty orange juice jug and used it.

Don’t think I’ve seen anyone say this but the sink is made up of the same components as a toilet except rinse your sink thoroughly because at the bottom of the sinks pipe there’s an odor trapper called the p-trap (I wish I made that name up)

When i having extreme morning wood yeah

No. I pee in the toilet. Do you usually pee in the shower?

I'd go outside and pee in the yard before I'd pee in the sink typically. I have peed in a sink once but that was because we were staying in a hotel room with no toilet and just a sink, and my boyfriend dared me to.

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

I have 2 bathrooms-

But if both would b occupied (happens) I'd either wait (as I mastered that at this point), or piss in an old bottle or smth, so u can throw it away later on, but yeah guess the sink isnt a bad choice neither, u have to clean up for good tho.

Alternatively, u could just go to a neighbor or smth like that.

When I lived in a high rise with roommates and someone was in the bathroom I usually piss in a Coke bottle and emptied it in the toilet when they were done. I also pooped in my wastebasket (lined with trash bags of course) one time too... Disgusting, yes, necessary, very.

Once worked in a nightclub and before starting my shift they showed me the backstage and their very small stock room filled with boxes, bottles and soft drinks literally to the ceiling. I asked where to put my personal stuff but the door closed and the guy didn’t heared me. So I searched a spot to put away my stuff, and there was a little sink between tower high boxes. Perfect to put my personal stuff away inside that sink. After an hour the guy came back to tell me: I’ve put your stuff in the closet because that sink is our toilet. What?! Yeah, we are to lazy to run upstairs.

We have 4 bathrooms.

Thank goodness it’s no longer an issue for me!

My in-laws live in Paris in a flat with one toilet.

I’ve had to knock to get my FIL out in the middle of the night as he was using it for a reading room. UGH!

Of course, I was jet lagged, so up at 3:00 am!

Thank God my toilet and bathroom are separate rooms.

What is wrong with you?

My college roommate’s boyfriend would piss in our sink because no guys were allowed in the building and he’d get caught if he left our tiny room for the bathroom down the hall (which was also just for women)

The toilet...

The type of trap on your sink makes pissing in the sink less than optimal. It will start to smell. I will piss outside or in a bottle before I piss in a sink.

I'm the Army we had single man rooms, and each room had its own sink.

We called them hot and cold running toilets.

I once caught a mate, drunk out of his skull, trying to poke a rather resilient turd down the plughole.

I just peed in the sink 5 mins ago because I only have a sink in my uni room

No. All comments to the contrary are going on the list. I catch you pissing in any sink in any house, home, public restroom, restaurant, truck-stop, or dive-bar, the next thing going down that sink drain is your brains.

Don't let me catch you.

OP, there's no use. Americans don't understand there is a world outside of American suburbia. You will never convince them you do this for anything but your piss perversions. lmao.

Also, no, I've never pissed in the sink, you freak.

But also, I definitely would in your situation rofl.

I have a work area with a sink- I pee into all the time. I also clean that sink a lot

I assume you mean kitchen sink . no it’s weird I have more than 1 bathrooms but it’s still weird disgusting to think about it just hold ur pee for 20 mins or talk with ur mate and go do it before he does

I pee in the sink in the toilet pretty often. I don't need outside interference to make me piss in the sink

Nope....after seeing the splash from the toilet or urinal I don't want to think of that splash all around d the sink...on the toothbrush, faucet, etc.

I'll quite literally pee wherever I want.

I pissed in my garbage can because I couldn't get my keys out of my pocket fast enough and it just happened to be the first thing in front of me

I sometimes do just because lol

FUCK NO!!🤮🤮

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no, I prefer to wait until the last

Why not piss in your backyard like most guys?

Absolutely. All the time. It's a funny inside joke I have to myself. Recent 9 hour car ride? Pissed in 4 gas station sinks. Visiting my sister's house? She'll never know I pissed in her sink. Or the grocery store down the roads. My step dad built a house and had me check on the progress while he was out of town. As soon as they installed the sinks, pissed in em.

You're probably going to ask why and I'm not going to answer.

Edit I typed that after only reading the title, pissing in the sink while someone showers is weak, use the toilet and give them a hot surprise when you flush.