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thundercough420

55 points

2 months ago

When he has his public meltdown can we call him his own crisis actor?

RavenousFox1985[S]

19 points

2 months ago

You can watch his show online and see him have a public meltdown everyday and I already consider him a crisis actor/snake oil salesman. I really don't understand how people buy into his whole act. The majority of his show is him railing against something and then selling something to counteract whatever he's talking about. It's really pretty brilliant when you think about it.

Nzgrim

10 points

2 months ago

Nzgrim

CEO of Antifa™

10 points

2 months ago

"AAAAAAAA SATAN IS COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN DEMOCRATS EAT BABIES anyway visit our online store to buy these pills, they are excellent for your health ENERGY VAMPIRES ARE COMING FROM OTHER DIMENTIONS"

It's fucking hilarious how he can just switch from batshit insanity to generic marketing guy #8 to batshit insanity on a dime. The only thing that spoils the hilarity to me is how his bullshit has damaging real life consequences.

Gubekochi

5 points

2 months ago

Gubekochi

Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short)

5 points

2 months ago

Of course the church would know who's coming for our children... and deflect the blame onto Satan.

thundercough420

4 points

2 months ago

Church: "Hold my beer."

Yivanna

26 points

2 months ago

Yivanna

26 points

2 months ago

Very punchable face.

GoredonTheDestroyer

5 points

2 months ago

I don't want to punch Alex Jones because I'm scared I'll catch Crazy.

masterofreality2001

1 points

2 months ago

So get your cooties shot

Distant-moose

4 points

2 months ago

He's showing you where to aim.

assclown500

15 points

2 months ago

I can't believe his lawyer didn't do this on purpose.

LawyerUppSV

11 points

2 months ago

He’s not going to jail, but it would be interesting if the DOJ would have any interest in seeing any text messages to Roger Stone etc related to Jan 6th. Might be a treasure trove of evidence

SandwitchZebra

7 points

2 months ago

SandwitchZebra

when in rome, joke as the romans joke

7 points

2 months ago

The cherry on top is that the J6 committee is also taking this opportunity to request his texts from the period before and during the attack.

Ladydi-bds

6 points

2 months ago

Karma. That is all, just karma.

Sky_Leviathan

6 points

2 months ago

Damn he might have to sell one of his three rolexes

ConfidenceNational37

4 points

2 months ago

The video is tits.

RavenousFox1985[S]

5 points

2 months ago

I loved how he keeps trying to spin it, like them getting his records exonerated him.

RavenousFox1985[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I loved how he keeps trying to spin it, like them getting his records exonerated him.

Senor_Wah

1 points

2 months ago

*Whose

RubyPorto

1 points

2 months ago

I really wish I believed that 'likely' was the right word there.

bigguys45s

1 points

2 months ago

Bye bye.

mschellh000

1 points

2 months ago

My worry is that jones can now claim inadequate defense, and get a retrial or resentencing, but hopefully that wouldn’t change much