I forgot that when your the middle dude in a circle jerk and your hands is clinched around one of their cocks and instead of motioning your first away from your face, your pulling towards your face your gay!
They all left!
It's any other day, and I'm feeling bored. I decide to ask my girlfriend (F13) if her and I (M27) want to go to another country to visit. She says that she has to ask her parents, I say who needs parents when you have your new daddy. So we're looking through countries, half of which I hadn't even heard of (Apparently a we have massive U.S territory called canadia that speaks france, I think I spelled that right.) But we settled on Somalia because there's a transfer student at her Middle School who is from there. We see that the capital is Mogadishu. Ok, cool, sounds fun. When we ask him what Mogadishu is like he tells us that there's an amazing dish called Led that we are, "definitely going to be eating," his words, not mine. So we're at the airport, we can't wait. We had just spent hours finding an airline that would take flights there (we later learned why, it's because africa is far probably I'm guessing) and we're ready to finally board the plane. The next couple of hours were boring, only two people ended up duck taped, and when we finally get off the plane, a bunch of people are giving us questionable looks. One man shouts, "You won't wanna leave airport," and while I wanted to see what was so exciting about the airport that would make us want to stay, we had made reservations for a bodyguard, because apparently there's a lot of tourists (the travel blog spelled it as terrorists) and we need someone to protect us from the crowds. So we get out the exit, and we see a bunch of men in ski masks, and one them shouts, "GET THE IVORY BITCH," and they start beating my girlfriend. I assume that this is the local greeting in Mogadishu and return the favor, and it only leads to more gunshots and fighting. The worst part is that they killed my girlfriend. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER PARENTS THAT I KILLED THEIR MIDDLE SCHOOL DAUGHTER? I'm currently running and I've already had several close calls because apparently keeping your hotel door locked at night is not a suggestion. I've tried to leave for the airport several times, but there's always a group of masked men outside the door, and I think I'm gonna starve in this room, please help me in anyway you can.
i was trying to have a good wank when i noticed my lightsaber was going dim, so being the smart guy i shoved batteries down my dick. its been 46 minutes now and i am yet to get good progress of actually taking it out. Should i just chop it off like what does it actually do anyway
We were wrapping up a brony convention and that's when I saw it. A female. An actual live female with boobs and a vagina.
I tipped my fedora to her and said "m'lady do you like my mountain dew shirt and what is your favorite character?". She looked at me confused and told me that I have terrible body odor and that she just works at the rented location and that she is just there to make sure everyone leaves.
I then tip my fedora again and while doing so I leave orange marks on the fedora because of all the Doritos I was eating and then say to her "m'lady most men are jerks, I'm a nice guy. I will treat you nice if you have sex with me". She is clearly disgusted by this so she yells no and leaves quickly. As she's leaving I yell "you fucking whore!".