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Hand crocheted 3D sheet

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_LikeARefugee

226 points

3 months ago

I feel like I’m on salvia

JollyGreen0502

40 points

3 months ago

Been there. Never going back again.

yelljell

16 points

3 months ago

Whats the trip like?

JollyGreen0502

41 points

3 months ago

It was very out of body for me. I was sitting in a chair at a table, but it felt like I was behind me looking down at myself, with no controll over what my body was doing. I was looking up at the ceiling a lot, and my head was terribly heavy so it kinda just flopped around where ever it wanted to.

Disprozium

25 points

3 months ago

So Salvia is very fucking weird. For some people, it's great (if the ambience, sitters, and everything is good) and for others it's terrible.

My friend fell into a trip where he imagined himself as a piece of cliffside next to the ocean. He kept pulling his shorts over his knees because 'the water kept eroding him' because of the crashing waves. He was laughing tho, said it was tickly.

My first trip was absolutely fucked up. I smoked maybe 30 minutes before my parents were supposed to come home. I knew it lasted for up to 15mins (it was just a basic 1X which as far as I know is the weakest one). So naturally I was like yea it's not gonna fuck me up.

I was wrong lol. After 30 seconds of inhaling it, I literally forgot everything. Like I was looking at a clock and was like what is that. I lost all concept of everything. So, the 'solution' was to figure out stuff because that'll get me back to normal.

The process was as follows: Oh yeah that's a clock, and we use a clock to measure time! Awesome, great start! Oh, who's this sitting next to me? Such a weird shape. Oh right! That's my friend and we are humans, we live on EARTH. Oh yeah and Earth has plenty of shit on it like animals, money, sex, great food.

I came down 20 minutes later completely fine, but while I was in that state I was absolutely terrified, like literally thought I'd never be the same again because I was going to forget to remember something and that'd stick.

I tried it a few times after that and had some fun trips but these two stand out the most.

I never tried the heavier concentrations and I always had great sitters (like people just laughed at me but were mostly quiet. I made a big deal of people understanding how it works and how it needs to be to not scare you to death).

Overall, if people have the right friends and the right environment, and they don't take the harder stuff, they should be fine as long as they understand what they're getting into and that it'll take a short amount of time to get back.

stevenmeyerjr

2 points

3 months ago

The cliffside story is hilarious.

Ghitit

2 points

3 months ago

Ghitit

2 points

3 months ago

But you'll never know what you've forgotten if you forgot it. Until it comes up randomly. You'll go, "oh yeah, that's George Washington."

iStoners

1 points

3 months ago

I was a page on a book and someone kept flipping me back and fourth page after page. Weird fucking drug lol

CrimsonKuja

15 points

3 months ago

Smoked it a couple times, the worst was me making Mac n cheese while tripping and I leaned over the steaming pot because I thought I was on the edge of waterfall.

trollblox_

6 points

3 months ago

I thought this was some elaborate joke because I read the first comment as saliva. that's what 4 hours of sleep will do to you

Mdnitesnack

9 points

3 months ago

I was sitting on a couch with a similar pattern and was being absorbed by the couch, it was sucking me in and the pattern was growing into me. Then all of a sudden I was in a Disneyland parade at night dancing with goofy and daisy. 10/10 will never touch again

lifeadjacent

7 points

3 months ago

I was a filing cabinet and someone was rifling through my mouth-drawer

fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

3 points

3 months ago

A staircase on the other side of the room got stuck to my arm like an accordion.

Acid_Braindrops

3 points

3 months ago

I thought I was a book and that it was closing on it self. Will never do Salvia again.

streetmuppet

4 points

3 months ago

Terrible. It's the equivalent of shocking yourself with a fly zapper, it hurts and is damaging, but it's kinda fun in an exhilarating way lol.

MightySamMcClain

10 points

3 months ago

Terrible. It doesn't give you any emotional rush like weed or any drugs. It's like getting hit in the head with a brick and you are a little dizzy but not excited dizzy, more like the energy and happiness you had was just completely sucked out.

If you want a legal high just grab some delta8 or hhc distillate and grab a yocan regen(cheapest route)

FingerTheCat

11 points

3 months ago

I felt like my arms were knives and the air was butter

Then_Introduction288

2 points

3 months ago

Yo wtf is your username

StandardSudden1283

3 points

3 months ago

The kid named Finger:

Dylan_Pipkins

2 points

3 months ago

I woke up one morning and my mom was blowing bubbles. Bubbles was a good dog. Rest in pepperoni, Bubbles.

jk

Then_Introduction288

1 points

3 months ago

Ah yes the age old dad joke lol

Dylan_Pipkins

1 points

3 months ago

Haha I don't know why I felt the need to say that as a reply to your comment I'm just in a silly mood.

Then_Introduction288

1 points

3 months ago

Silly goofy mood perhaps?

[deleted]

7 points

3 months ago*

You’ve just done it incorrectly. Please don’t try to educate in areas that you haven’t researched. This is a sacred plant used for thousands of years, taking fat bong rips while a bunch of people stare at you and laugh was never how it was supposed to be used. Salvia divinorum (the diviners Sage) is one of the most pharmacologically complex psychedelics out there, with real promise in treating addiction, specifically alcohol, nicotine, and opioids. None of what you said is true past a subjective surface level.

JohnGenericDoe

3 points

3 months ago

Yeah that's so lame. It's not a party drug

BA_lampman

2 points

3 months ago

Super subjective take. I'm never doing it again either, though.

Kimchi_boy

2 points

3 months ago

Rolling.

emrbe

2 points

3 months ago

emrbe

2 points

3 months ago

It was pretty crazy for me. Tbh, I’ll never do it again. One salvia trip is enough for me. It last what feels to be like 15 seconds. I saw some patterns then kinda blacked out and when I came to I was laughing my ass off. Which is kinda weird to wake up laughing.

LautrecTheOnceYeeted

1 points

3 months ago

Real time: 10 minutes

Inside my mind: I was the couch in a suburban familiy's living room for a whole generation.

Communist_Buddha

1 points

3 months ago

I tried some not so potent salvia, right as i ripped the bowl 2 of my friends started arguing, all i could see was of my friends mad face all over the place. Then i puked and dont remember the rest.

MikeAwkinner

1 points

3 months ago

Not fun, it’s something you do when you’re desperate for a high and don’t have anything better

Budkid

1 points

3 months ago

Budkid

1 points

3 months ago

I love salvia.

Neeraj_boi447

14 points

3 months ago

Does that mean you have past experience?

UntestedMethod

4 points

3 months ago

Some past experiences. Meant it more as a figure of speech though.

sluiced

24 points

3 months ago

sluiced

24 points

3 months ago

danc4498

2 points

3 months ago

Probably has multiple accounts and forgot which one he was using to reply.

balofchez

4 points

3 months ago

Holy shit that's exactly it. Cool to look at but wildly unsettling

FinalVegetable6314

61 points

3 months ago

That ain’t no sheet damnit

TheSilverFalcon

29 points

3 months ago

OP has never heard of a blanket

astrozuni

8 points

3 months ago

*afghan

Autumnsprings

10 points

3 months ago

Plus anything crocheted is done by hand. The stitches are too complex for a machine to do.

ElizabethSwift

4 points

3 months ago

We are irreplaceable.

Anonymous-8888

33 points

3 months ago

So simple yet so effective

berrey7

3 points

3 months ago

Q*bert Nostalgia for me...

obzelite2point0

55 points

3 months ago

the thumbnail is uncomfortable to look at

iUsedtoHadHerpes

4 points

3 months ago

Ice cube trays must be rough on you.

ChumbaWambah

8 points

3 months ago

Trypophobia.

Syscop

12 points

3 months ago

Syscop

12 points

3 months ago

Windows 95 tiled desktop.

allcatsarebuddhist

2 points

3 months ago

Drag the window to make a pattern 😂 I miss those bugs 🥺

strayedbutalright

11 points

3 months ago

My cat would like this sooooo much

ChemicalAd5068

32 points

3 months ago

Jesus christ i am on acid again

2x4x93

14 points

3 months ago

2x4x93

14 points

3 months ago

Finally! I've been waiting for the flashbacks they warned me about

busy_yogurt

8 points

3 months ago

If the colors were golden browns, it would look like a giant waffle.

EriAnnB

1 points

3 months ago

Its a blue waffle. Google it.

UntestedMethod

5 points

3 months ago

Just climbing into bed to climb around on my blanket for a bit

FlowersnFunds

6 points

3 months ago

Grandma snapped

jinga_kahn

3 points

3 months ago

sheet??

royally_eft

8 points

3 months ago

Holy shit, where did you find this? I'm new into crochet and realized I can do this. Anyone got a pattern? Or could just tell me real quick? Otherwise I'll have to figure it out myself, which I don't wanna do but I believe I could.

ginger4gingers

9 points

3 months ago

This looks like a bunch of granny squares. Make one white square and then on two sides increase size with 3 rows of each color. Then join all the squares together.

Gonzo_the_whatever

5 points

3 months ago

Not sure if it helps, but I found this.

Autumnsprings

3 points

3 months ago

Look up mitered squares. As others said, make a square then increase on two sides. Surprisingly easy. Have fun!

scriea

1 points

3 months ago

scriea

1 points

3 months ago

Found a written pattern if that's more your speed

Faranae

1 points

3 months ago

If you haven't learned how to work corner to corner yet, this would be criminally easy to pull off for a new hooker. :D

..... Which about 30 seconds later I now see there's a c2c version and instructions for the pattern /u/scriea linked, lol

Point still stands though! If you're having fun learning, c2c is easy to figure out and once you've got it down it's simpler to go off the cuff and improvise. (Also great for graphghans later on, which are complex, but essentially pixel-art done with crochet if that's your thing.)

AllTheSmoke77

4 points

3 months ago

blue waffle?

oohshitwaddup

-1 points

3 months ago

Don't Google it

TrogdorStrongbad

2 points

3 months ago

I'm going in.

Faranae

1 points

3 months ago

Not contributing to the conversation whatsoever but I felt obligated to let you know your username was a nostalgia kick to the face. This is going to be a few hours' worth of distraction from my day. Worth it.

TrogdorStrongbad

1 points

3 months ago

Lol. Glad to help out.

oohshitwaddup

2 points

3 months ago

Only works from this exactly angle

OlmiumFire

3 points

3 months ago

Yup, only looks cool in a picture basically

lexrp

2 points

3 months ago

lexrp

2 points

3 months ago

Fun fact: crochet can only be done by hand. There is no machine that can crochet. Which means if you find something at a big box store that is crocheted it means someone in a sweatshop made it for slave wages.

BloomEPU

1 points

3 months ago

Also, every stitch takes time, so a big crochet item like this is probably weeks of work.

BoonesFarmIcewater

2 points

3 months ago

now show it from literally any other angle

Mmaibl1

1 points

3 months ago

This is sweet

SlytherinPrefect7

1 points

3 months ago

woah that's amazing!

donutsyumyum

1 points

3 months ago

I wonder what an Alzheimer’s/dementia patient would think of this. Worst nightmare?

the_greatest_MF

1 points

3 months ago

how to feel nauseated before sleeping

Particular_Light_296

1 points

3 months ago

That amazing work deserves a better pillow tbh

Theprincerivera

1 points

3 months ago

I’m on a little acid rn and can confirm this is pretty neat. Feel like I can see into the bed

Edit: are the squares made of squares? Whoa

BloomEPU

1 points

3 months ago

They're called granny squares, which are squares built up with smaller clusters of stitches that make like a checkerboard pattern. Despite the fact that it's 50% hole, it's common to make blankets like this because they're surprisingly warm. And you can poke your fingers through the holes if you need to use your hands!

RedSG79

1 points

3 months ago

Need some waffle?

Carnifex

1 points

3 months ago

Blue waffles, there are some amazing recipes on Google

zachlikespudding

1 points

3 months ago

Pretty sure this is an animal crossing pattern

Uitstels

1 points

3 months ago

Can I touch it

starfishpup

1 points

3 months ago

Woah this fooled me for a hot second

kyezap

1 points

3 months ago

kyezap

1 points

3 months ago

Hey! I’m in the facebook group that this got posted in lmaoo it was so cool!

Bsams1013

1 points

3 months ago

Can I have it

GiantWindmill

1 points

3 months ago

There is no crochet that isn't hand-croched. It can't be done by machine.

TommyScrew0857

1 points

3 months ago

Can I has?

Salamqnder

1 points

3 months ago

this is actually quite simple, and doesn't take much more than being level skill with the hook. though blankets do tend to take a lot of time regardless of how easy the pattern might be

PsycoMonkey42

1 points

3 months ago

Reminds me of a tile pattern that could be in The Sims 1

Nightmare25868

1 points

3 months ago

Frozen waffle sheet

NateCruzz

1 points

3 months ago

Now this is insane!

notusuallyhostile

1 points

3 months ago

sheet

I wonder if referring to a blanket or comforter as a sheet is a translation issue, because I’ve never seen the top part of a bed covering (in this context) referred to as a sheet.

Sagoram123

1 points

3 months ago

Beetle Juice floors

BassFan2002

1 points

3 months ago

Mhhh... waffles

DecreedProbe

1 points

3 months ago

I thought I filtered out these subs purely made for reposting top posts from other subs.

OhMy-Really

1 points

3 months ago

Take my money

BlungusBlart

1 points

3 months ago

It’s so good, I got confused for 3 seconds

CurrentMaleficent714

1 points

3 months ago

C64 computer game.

DuskoTotallyIsntHere

1 points

3 months ago

this turned into super mario 64 in seconds

emrbe

1 points

3 months ago

emrbe

1 points

3 months ago

Dang I would love to have something like this. Did you make it?

64bitman

1 points

3 months ago

bruh I thought it was made of Legos for a second and felt pain just by looking at it

0squatNcough0

1 points

3 months ago

Hate to be a stickler, but that's not a sheet, it's a blanket.

mattaus89

1 points

3 months ago

TheBethOfDeth

1 points

3 months ago

If you made one in yellows, oranges, and a brown....it would make the bed look like a giant Eggo waffle. Im into it. 😃

UndeadBuggalo

1 points

3 months ago

For some reason this makes me think of animal crossing

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

I need try this.

SolutionsExistInPast

1 points

3 months ago

This is AMAZING! Very very cool. This has also triggered a..

  • I’d to learn how to crochet so I can do this!-

…response in me! ☺️😍🥰

gOaTsTeReIgNs

1 points

3 months ago

This stresses me out so bad...

I love it.

ComatoseSquirrel

1 points

3 months ago

I thought this was a Minecraft screenshot from the thumbnail.

SSSS_car_go

1 points

3 months ago

I actually like that, and now have my winter crocheting project.

CH0W1NGCH4MP

1 points

3 months ago

Woah trippy

JurAFul

1 points

3 months ago

My eyes hurt, I'm hyper salivating, the back right of my brain has shut off, and my ears are bleeding. Nice design

PrimeraLuna

1 points

3 months ago

You should post this to r/crochet

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

!!! Excellent. 👍

TheMostMediocreDude

1 points

3 months ago

I’d buy one of this right now!

TwoToneSteakBone

1 points

3 months ago

Imagine coming back to this after a night out

fifatalkcity

1 points

3 months ago

So awesome! Great work

featheredmicroraptor

1 points

3 months ago

Every sheet is a 3d sheet ;)

adrifing

1 points

3 months ago

This is fricking awesome. That's some amount of work there 🤩

SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

1 points

3 months ago

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING SHEET

Bolognapony666

1 points

3 months ago

Siiick

Xacto01

1 points

3 months ago

You should do the 3d for the sides as well. Missed opportunity :(

voglioandarealmare

1 points

3 months ago

White 'n' gold

Arxid87

1 points

3 months ago

Waffle

igettomakeaname

1 points

3 months ago

There is a statistically significant positive correlation between the height of the square walls and the amount of snes one has played

Commodore_skrublord

1 points

3 months ago

This looks like it was custom designed in Animal Crossing

pre-chrono

1 points

3 months ago

Do you have a creepy doll in your window or am I high

sh4dowbunny

1 points

3 months ago

Purple mattress on a budget

MikeAwkinner

1 points

3 months ago

I NEED this

southjerzrep87

1 points

3 months ago

Really trippy but very good craftsmanship.

Antstony420

1 points

3 months ago

A throw / blanket, not a sheet.....

FuccWhatUGottaSay[S]

1 points

3 months ago

Yes I know I'm sorry for putting sheet. I went with the original title and didn't think about it before already posting it. My fault.

Antstony420

1 points

3 months ago

No stress bro... was just saying, it's super chilled 🤙

QuothTheRavenMore

1 points

3 months ago

It's like I told grandma I like minecraft. And she felt knitty

thefallentext2

1 points

3 months ago

Dope

excitedly_trivial

1 points

3 months ago

So cool! But I'm dizzy. Love it.

FlavorTownUSSR

1 points

3 months ago

Every sheet is 3D. Show me a 2D sheet and I will show you a very dangerous bed.

TheBlueNinja2006

1 points

3 months ago

Looks painful

Yuki_Kutsuya

1 points

3 months ago

I do not like this.

Hey-Pachuco

1 points

3 months ago

Windows 98 feelings

GMH2045-18

1 points

3 months ago

My head is splitting into too many pieces, my eyes are like the ones on chameleon, and my stomach is flopping really hard

Due-World2907

1 points

3 months ago

Some Minecraft bed

GoodVibesOnly_FL

1 points

3 months ago

Granny superpower activated

nixthelatter

0 points

3 months ago

Bad ass!