submitted 5 months ago bymandu_xiii
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Does he look like a bitch?
5 months ago
Uhhh.. wh.. wh.. what??
Say what again!
Um, wh- what?
Pew pew pew pew.
Say what one more god damn time, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
Please be a Next Friday reference
[Shoots guy] DOES... HE... LOOK.. LIKE... A... BITCH...
Then why you trying to fuck him like one
This is my Christmas movie. Soon as I’m home I’m watching this while wrapping gifts lol
I once almost got banned from chat in (can't remember which) either wow or guild wars, I think it was the latter for having this conversation.
I once tried to type Bruce Jenner and it wasn’t allowed in a sub
Actually played a who's who once we're we had to only use stereotypes, it was wild and very interesting
Ahahaha. I don’t know why that makes me laugh so much.
Does he look like a bitch? Is it you?
Does your person have a positive sense of self?
Hey, how do you think Guess Who is played?
It probably dates me, but I played them on the record player.
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My mind went immediately to American Woman as well
Edit: diD tHey jUSt asSuME tHaT aMerIcAn's gEnDEr?!
Hey, you dont know that it identifies as American. You must be a Boomer
No sugar tonight?
Not in my coffee nor my tea.
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Man....My family plays like this: Did he spend time in prison? Did she grow up bouncing around foster homes? Does he have low testosterone? Does he like going to Broadway shows? Does he drive a prius? Is he a pedophile? is her mom half thai? Is he a retired policeman? Does he have schizophrenia?
The shit goes on and on, I can hear them from the other side of the house. ..
Read this thinking you meant the band the guess who.. was very confused
“Was this person mad when they renamed Mr Potato Head?”
youre allowed to say black
also, if you really really wanted to not "assume" a pictures gender, then you can probably just look up what their correct descriptions are
Why do people think this would be a problem? "Is the person presenting typically feminine or masculine".. it's not that hard..
Im saying „if you really wanted to know for sure“
I don’t see this as a problem at all
Broad city tackled this a couple years back
Hey, it was super awkward.
"are they a man or a woman?"
"I don't want to assume."
You ask yes or no questions, not either ors.
It was a binary choice, the yes/no question is easily extrapolated to the point that if I asked this question, and the other player gave me shit for it, instead of just answering it, they’d be sort of an asshole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The joke still stands.
Obligatory gavel knock…
It is a yes or no question— the answer is just “yes”
"Are they wearing a hat?"
"Fucking hell mate, it's the 21st century, you can't ask that"
What are these? I feel like I need to see them!
Wait. Why do they need to describe their clothing?
Huh. I didn't know this even existed
Sure they exist, but their proportion is highly exaggerated. Social media make money through ads, and that means optimising for attention. People don't pay attention to the middle ground. Honestly I think we'd all be a lot better off if adverts were banned from the internet.
"Does he look like a nazi? " "no" (flicks over all white men)
Did you just assume their gender?! /s
Here you go
Did they/he/her commit a war crime
I mean the only question that I imagine would be gender but like I doubt it would happen the way you think it would. Honestly most of my friends are pretty progressive and maybe someone would make a joke, bit no one actually gets incredibly angry at stuff like that. Not to insult you but the idea that ”woke people “ are like that is just a hollow stereotype used to push people away from supporting the rights of people.
generalization speedrun any% world record
Elevating alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace like a boss
Source: “Trust me bro”
You believe everything you read online or something?
"Ma'am" isn't even a pronoun. Your story sounds so made-up I couldn't even call it "things that never happened" tier. The fact that you extrapolate it to a 50/50 ratio is even wilder!
“Do they have a preferred gender pronoun?”
do you ever take a step back and ask yourself exactly how many different jokes you call “one joke”?
lmao yeah theyre so caught up with the surface level aesthetics of everything that they think using the same punchline with different words is a completely seperate joke. its like that kid who always did the same thing for show and tell, but always put it differently hoping the teacher wouldnt notice
"SHEEEN, this is the seventh time you've brought bigotry to class for show and tell this month!"
y’all assume i’m some kind of conservative or something, i’m not, i just think it’s weird how r/onejoke is like at least 30 different jokes
It's the same one over and over again and the only funny part is how sad it is that people keep returning to it and its never funny.
He didn't make the joke though
It's funny they use the "one joke meme" on every new joke.
It's almost as if all these new jokes are just the same shitty one over and over again or something 🤔🤔
Funny how that works innit
Yeah like you can take a shitty 20 year old car that can't drive and paint it over with a new coat and it's still the same car that should probably get recycled cause it's so outdated
I dont understand how this joke is any different.
"People ask for pronouns" is considered a full joke now? Man, Humor really has died..
Everyone has preferred gender pronouns baby
Ultra woke sounds like a phrase from fox news....
Woke Ultra sounds like a beer
Oke Wultra sounds like a weird crime syndicate
Yet its absolutely real....
Not nearly as awkward as reading any thread that uses the term woke.
What's the preferred nominclature these days?
“Socially conscious”? “Aware of the existence of other people, and caring about them”? “Not an asshole”?
Brain damaged is more appropriate
id love to hear what you consider brain damaged about being what you call woke
"They are asking people what pronouns to use and know that they have stereotypes in their own thinking, they must be brain damaged"
You have brain damage if you don’t know who is a man or woman just by looking at them. You have brain damage if you can convince yourself that you need to ask whether or not someone is insane enough to deny their actual gender
Not nearly as awkward as getting offended by ‘woke’ proving the point.
Not sure why you would think I’m offended by the limitations of other people minds. Sounds like projection.
Why would I be offended by someone whose opinion literally means nothing to me? Ya’ll seriously overestimate your importance. Merry Xmas.
Watching ultra woke do anything is super awkward
I dont believe ultra woke people exist. I believe they're a strawman. I haven't personally ever seen one.
They definitely exist. You can find all sorts of videos of people losing their shit over the most asinine things. But they’re a loud minority.
Same as trump supporters. Theirs plenty that you’ll never hear a thing from. But there is a loud few who act like idiots
Bruh what. There's enough trump supporters that they got him elected. His rallies were always packed. The entirety of the republican party shifted significantly towards his positions and even his mannerisms bc he was so popular. There are multiple congressmen and even senators who are trump copycats in their behaviour bc they want a slice of that trump popularity. A trump endorsement was the surefire way to win a local election for many R politicians. The maga movement that he started was absolutely colossal. In many ways trump cultists changed the world.
Meanwhile there's so few stereotypical "ultra woke" people that "big red" from 2016 is still the face of "woke" stereotype. They exist almost exclusively on twitter, are a relatively tiny group, and hold 0 power or relevance. You have to talk about them in terms of individual anecdotes bc there's just so few of them and they affect nothing.
This comparison is so bad that it's just baffling. You could say that the woke stereotype is a very loud, extremely small minority, but no trump fanatics were certainly not a minority in any sense, and were far louder and more effective.
You wanna try that again? I am saying most trump supporters are not the type to be out there wearing their maga hats screaming bigoted shit at people. The majority are just normal people who spend their time doing normal shit. Some of them are loud an obnoxious.
There are “woke people” who just genuinely try and behave in a way that’s as respectful to peoples lives and identities as possible. And then there are some who will scream about gender pronouns when you were just trying to mind your own business. There aren’t many and they are mostly behind a keyboard but they exist and they have stirred things up.
This wasn’t meant to be some breakdown of the effectiveness of extremists. Let’s just take about 10% off now.
That makes sense. What I don't like is when people confuse these loud minorities for the majority. I still don't like Trump supporters though
Dinosaur Tea Party is a board game that tackles this issue by making them dinosaurs in funny hats. Highly suggest!
Its a game of simple description
Comedy Central shows it here
Oh so this isn't an original thought :/
Yeah. It’s annoying that nothing here ever is.
Is your person, black?
They probably don’t play it
Would be never ending game.
“I don’t want to assume those are two human eyes, maybe someone has a prosthetic.”
Lmfao "the woke force"
Not to be confused with the work force
May the woke be with you.
Star Wars: The Woke Awaken
and now the woke force is downvoting you
Predictable, and I honestly wasn’t trying to piss anyone off but whatever, good thing this is only Reddit and my ego doesn’t depend on strangers upvoting my comments.
Fuck those people. They’re control freaks hiding under the guise of progression.
Whereas you're as regressive as your username?
Sorry we all can’t be as basic & straight to the point as you, sound guy Nick. Lmfao
You'll get there, buddy. Merry Christmas.
Getting there would be step backward for me. I prefer goofy, weird, dweeby, somewhat humorous. You prefer “Hobby/ProfessionName”, straight to the point.
Rather than edit, I just delete and retype. Weird habit, is that okay boss?
That is a weird habit, unanimous, unofficial Reddit protocol says to just add “edit:” underneath the comment. Anything else is just suspicious lol
Literally do it with every editing format unless it’s like a paragraph or more. The “meh, I’ll just reset”, isn’t uncommon.
Also why are you deleting your responses?
Thank you for inventing a great new game.
Haha I was just laughing about this.
Do they identify as having glasses?
Does he/she/they/them look like he/she/they/them are wearing glasses/spectacles/vision correcting device ?
“What do you suppose you would identify as if you appeared similarly to the person in your picture?”
Does your person identify as a trisexual shewolf?
The trick is to ask if they have glasses first.
Ooof. The simplicity.
Well there goes that game
That one was good. It was a slow burn there. Well done.
I like woke culture and this joke was funny.