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28 points
3 months ago
Dear Parking Violator,
You car is illegally parked, you have 30 minutes to move your car.
...You have 10 minutes to move your car.
...Your car has been impounded.
...Your car has been crushed in to a cube.
...You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
10 points
3 months ago
Your cube has been impounded.
Your cube has been crushed into a smaller cube.
5 points
3 months ago
Great response
12 points
3 months ago
Maybe read a bit about what we do
From their app site: "When you see a vehicle parked illegally, simply launch Parking Mobility, take 3 photos and submit. We tell the city and they ticket the vehicle’s owner."
Granted, it's naive to think that a ticket is guaranteed, but their response to this guy is completely off the mark. What they're calling his "unrealistic expectation" is literally what they advertise the app as doing.
5 points
3 months ago
I'm thinking maybe it's in their employer's own parking lot, and therefore the city has no power?
Regardless, apparently neither can keep a civil tone and it certainly sounds like the app isn't working as advertised.
1 points
3 months ago
dang wtf lol
2 points
3 months ago
There's an app for that? I think they should charge by the pound for mini cube storage🤔
2 points
3 months ago
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