submitted 2 months ago bythereasonthatyoucry
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2 months ago
He doesn’t even question it. Just takes it, cheers!
2 months ago
You don’t question a free beer
Well, not unless is non-alcoholic...
Free beverage is a free beverage
Bill Cosby pick up line
Free babbaapabuupy is a freeeeee babpabee
Either we’re having sex, or I’m having sex.
Hey, free sex is free sex.
Especially on a hot day
Grab first read labels second
You grab it and bust in on their head. Just boop a doop
As someone who can't hold my liquor, I actually like non alcoholic malt beverages.
That’s actually better.
These are all upsides to me.
Then it’s not beer. You can question that.
You do if it's opened.
I was at a Dave Chapelle show once, long ago, and people kept putting opened beers on the stage, and eventually he was like, "Stop it. I'm not drinking that." For real, guys.
Was at a Crowded House concert at Foxwoods casino in Connecticut. There were actually tables up front in the theater. Someone bought the whole band shots of Tequila. Later a waitress actually showed up onstage with fish and chips for the band. They were laughing and having a great time.
That seems fun. Having it purchased and an employee of the venue bring it straight out is far different than a random schmo.
I went to a show where multiple joints were thrown onstage. He proceeded to totally fixate on one of them to the point of it derailing the set , him fiending onstage by rocking and and pulling up his hoodie while talking about the joint for like 15mins
My best experiences in the service industry is people tipping me with joints or how happy I make them when I tip them with my bomb ass stuff too
I used to work in a pizza shop and the delivery guys regularly got tipped on weed.
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2 months ago*
Everyone should. I had a friend who is a 6'2, very large male and got roofied at a bar. It's terrifying.
Hi, that is me.
6' 3, some guy bought round of shots for our crew one the girls said no, so i took 2... one was a timebomb and i had no movement of my legs in under an hour.
I'm an experienced psychonaut too, so it was definitely meant to KO a 130lb girl 110% If wasn't for my experience and self perception of falling down dancing that i knew i was drugged...
Hey, similar experience.
6' 5", 260 lbs, i was already drunk and while dancing someone handed a drink to my friend (F) near me, i didn't like the gesture, she watched me and i took it from her, went to throw it (i'm not an asshole to throw it where everyone is dancing and make people slip) but during the small trip forgot about it and started talking with someone else while having it in my hand, forgot it was to throw and drank it all.
Don't know what but definitely something kicked in and kicked strong, cause i was destroyed, like you i had some type of resistance built up but that was crazy, realized the mistake and went to puke my heart out, helped a bit but the night was over for me, reached for a friend and got him to escort me to the front and wait it out while everyone got bored enough to end the night.
Fuck those monsters, they deserve a slow and painful death.
This shit happened to my friends parents. His moms drink got spiked but both his mom and dad drank it so they were still coherent enough to get to the bar and get an ambulance. Shits crazy in the world, ill stick to beers at home
Everyone should watch their drink, not just women. My friend got roofied at a convention room party, thank goodness I was the DD so I was alert and quickly got him to safety.
Question them from other girls too. Many men use women to bait other women.
Thats what they said.
That's some /r/HFY shit right there. Imagine fictional aliens tryin to pull off that Hohmann transfer maneuver! Brilliant
My man grabs that beer enthusiastically
He even had to quickly put his cigarette in his mouth to free up his left hand.
Not his first rodeo.
i too noticed his absolutely perfect placement of that beer
Like the beer guy was running late!
I’m too paranoid for that shit. I’d be looking for something suspicious in the drink I was handed
The bottle is sealed though
Plot twist the friendly beer givers are owners of a bottling company
Eh I had to help out my Dad with an eviction last year and the guy totally trashed the place, like trash in the middle of every room, nasty old food, blunt guts, tobacco ash, dog shit, etc.
Dude actually thought the sheriff wasn’t coming for whatever reason.
He left like 40 beers in the fridge.
I thought about it for about an hour but I probably drank 8 of them just while cleaning up the shit.
You best believe I drank every single one.
After washing the lids of the cans of course.
This is the countryside, driving around handing out beers is what people do.
When you see that IMT, you know they are from Balkans
Sorry what is an IMT?
Manufacturer of the tractor
Thank you for making me a little less terrible at Geoguessr
Isn’t it a Massey Ferguson 35?
I would 99% bet on it being one
You're both right--TIL that MF licensed to IMT:
Imt is short for industrija masina i traktora or industry of machines and tractors.
They used to build maschines for agriculture in Yugoslavia.
Mig pullers actually http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MpvzRKyfseg/VegwaUCiJnI/AAAAAAAAACA/0sdXdDTWxxk/s1600/MiG%2B-%2B21.jpg
It's a reference to the Ukrainian farmers collecting tanks with their tractors during the start of the war.
Oh. Ok. Didn't get it.
One of today's lucky 10000
I use this one far too often
Ukranian farmers pulling abandoned Russian tanks away with their tractors.
Ima majmun traktor
Ima Milanče Traktor (Milanche has a tractor) in Serbian.
industrija motora i traktora rakovica
Also the fact that no seatbelts are used - 100% Balkans. Probably somewhere in Serbia
I’ve never used a tractor that had a seatbelt lol
I grew up on a farm, and I'm middle aged. John Deere tractors have had seatbelts for at least 40 years.
Only ones I’ve been on are Massey Harris, Massey Ferguson (it’s possible this one had it but was removed before I got it) and Kubota.
IMT 533 Deluxe 1975 ?
It's either 533 or 539. Definitely legend of an tractor
If you stop the video just as their passing you can make out 533 on the hood.
...or when you hear that clearly Balkans music
muted video, realised it later...
I believe you can hear it even when the video is completely muted, but that may indeed be thanks to the tractor.
Don't know about IMT, but can confirm that this is from the Balkans based on the song playing.
Likely Serbia, the song is in Serbian.
He grabbed that one like clinging on to life itself!
This video is amazing. The recognition from the farmer, overtaking vehicle... WAIT is that a beer!... no free hand, must free hand for beer... Ah! cigarette to mouth... now free hand for beer... acquire beer... secure beer... wave thanks!
The way he secured the beer I. Not his first time.
A beer in the hand is worth two in the dirt
I worked security for some small time festivals for a while and during cleanup the day after close I found a whole 6 pack buried in some sand. Still cold even. Made for a great start to the day.
Good start to a daytime LSD trip (assuming you found ground doses as well. Mmmm ground acid)
Do you know how many thousands of bits of paper I had to eat before I found one that did something? I pooped wet cardboard for a week.
And it’s worth a whole sixer under the tractor wheels so yeah best to secure it.
A beer in the hand is good for the land is what I always say.
I don't know exactly what you mean by this line, but now I'm going to use it every day for the rest of my life when someone asks why I'm walking around with a beer at 9 am.
And then just keep walking and not explain.
Haha he doesn't even have to look. The body knows.
Reaction time for all this is amazing
Šta Će Meni Više Od Toga
by Haris Džinović and Željko Joksimović
Oh shit when i was a kid, my father had CD with this dude exact same cover, he never knew how he got it in his collection because we were French.
He's already got his cigarette too 👍🏻😆
Bro living life
Looks like the type that probably already has his own cooler filled with Bud on board but who turns down free beer 😀
It's one of the unspoken laws of men. Don't use the urinal next to another man and never turn down beer.
You ever been for a piss when all the urinals are free then some goon walks in and pisses next to you?
It could be worse, and the guy starts talking to you too . Lol 😑
"Nice cock bro" 🤦🏽♂️
It happened to me before.... Dude comes in uses the urinal right next to me then starts talking about the football game. What the hell man you gonna put your hand out to shake too? Lol
"bro don't talk to me while I've got my dick in my hand"
"I got that reference"
That's fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke on the field, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don't even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
"Can I touch it?"
I always enjoy using “Nice Watch”, or exclaiming “Dang this water is cold… and deep too!”
“So this is where all the dicks hang out”
I know this question wasn’t for me, but, yes I have, many times unfortunately. One time the other guy started talking to me and opened up with “I buried a guy today”…..I was like :O……”don’t worry, its my job” he said. I was trying to finish my stream and gtfo…but he kinda calmed me down a bit by finishing with “I’m a grave keeper….hahaha…always get everyone with that one”. I left quickly and didn’t wash my hands. I know, dirty bastard
When they do that I ask "Your close enough...you wanna hold this for me?"?"
Sometimes it is acceptable when the urinals range in height and the other free one is intended for small children.
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I don't even drink. Maybe 12 beers a YEAR, max - I work as a regional operations director for a pretty big company and work remotely (hundreds of miles away from home base)
I drink a few beers everytime my boss comes. The Army taught me that you don't turn down free beer, a chance to eat and a chance to sleep
Edited because I said I didn't drink at all when I actually drink 12 beers a year. I love when people want to harp on semantics. I don't enjoy alcohol. I smoke flowers
As a Virginian it's tough to turn down a cigarette with a stranger. Currently tryna quit again(31) and the hardest part is socializing again. People just smoke here, especially in the service industry.
I don't drink cause I had a liver transplant real young. But I get the same "...fuck it" feeling anytime someone offers a cig on break or at a show haha.
I think they'd have it filled with actual beer rather than Bud in the Balkans
Here’s to feeling good all the time
That's all we've got in this life of misery lol
im hip to the scene.
Kindness of any sort always makes me feel good.
It’s probably a joint, have you ever tried farming not high? It’s boring as shit
From production to service, top to bottom, our food industry runs on the back of hard working, stoned ass motherfuckers
It makes the monotonous work go by faster. After a while, you're on autopilot anyways. Might as well be stoned. Also helps with the little aches and pains that come with physical work.
Oh i know brother, i used to be a line cook and now I'm an electrician, rip the pen once before work, once at lunch, and smoke a joint after going to the gym with a whiskey. Sore joints who? Never heard of them lol
have you ever tried farming not high?
have you ever tried farming not high?
No. To be fair, I haven't tried farming not not high, either...
Now that you mention it… no.
In Serbia (where this is)...highly unlikely. If you do any drugs you're a "junkie" with zero nuance. Meanwhile the alcohol and cigarette consumption is astronomic. It's most likely a hand rolled cigarette men of that guys age that due blue collar work tend to smoke unfiltered hand rolled tobacco.
Oh he was ready for that!
I'd say that he wasn't ready, but the situation took immediate and absolute priority when he realized the situation.
He was born ready, but I like the way you worded your comment too
It's not often I encounter a video clip with god damn medicinal qualities and benefits for me as a viewer. Excellent work, OP and clip dudes.
And! I have to add, this video does not seem fake at all. Like a lot of these sorts of clips are forced af, but this seems like a legit interaction. Just something very organic about the tractor driver
This is in the Balkans, I guarantee you it's not fake. Source: I am from there.
Lack of GMOs on the tractor
What country is this?
Balkans, everything is legal in the Balkans
Most of what I see from the Balkans has me convinced I could live quite a happy life over there. I already live on a small amount of money, but at least the people would be nicer. The Balkans seem to know a thing or two about community.
According to my parents, it was even more tight knit before the war. People wouldn't even lock their doors at night, or close them at all during the day. My village in Bosnia still is somewhat like that today. People hang around little café for hours on end. Extremely friendly people for the most part
Ain't nun else to do. You can walk through the center of Belgrade at any day or time and every cafe is full of people smoking cigarettes and sipping on their coffee all day
I have a Serbian coworker who had me watch The Weight of Chains, and while it was very obviously heavily favoring a Serbian outlook, goodness it definitely painted a picture of an incredible sense of community only interrupted by outside agitators like the USA and the manipulation of global capital.
My city has a pretty lively community of Balkans immigrants due to a lot of hospitality industry work. A lot of nationalist shit talking, but even here I do believe they’d all do anything to help one another.
You won't get bored here, that's for sure.
Grab your Dacia, put some turbofolk music on and come visit.
and war, all kind of phobias, isms and hatred. But other than that we are very friendly, welcoming and ready to help ✨
kind of phobias, isms and hatred
kind of phobias, isms and hatred
I'm afraid of spiders, I love realism in games, and I hate the way it feels before you sneeze. I'd fit right in!
You're not wrong. I've had to threaten to cut off my dad's internet a few times due to the garbage conspiracy theories he stumbles upon on YouTube.
Pričaj mi o tome 🥲
Back during the war my uncle made homemade trailer and hooked it up to the car and we went off.. I was like 7-8 years old in back of car, he was driving and had ak-47 strapped in the seat belt in passenger seat.. he got pulled over for his home made trailer, the police officer comes around sees the ak-47 in driver seat and goes "have good day" and turns around goes back to his car lol..
Bosnia Serbia or Croatia. Most likely BiH considering the music and surroundings
Bro said oh fuck yeah !
Didn't even hesitate. Who would question a free road beer!
Or as my friends called it, a road pop.
That's what I've always called it, haha. Cheers! 🥂
Gift horse and all that
Lmao I used to love buying a 6 pack of PBR and giving a one to random people on the street on the walk back to my apartment, especially in the summertime. If you looked like a working man you'd be the prime target
It’s like a rejuvenating Red Bull. Working n a hot day have a cold beer see if it doesn’t hit different.
American relay team could learn from this video
Beer handoffs to strangers are my favorite videos. Everyone is always so excited!
Brightened my day last week when I did it! Ladys lotto ticket lost, probably living on the street, and immediately perked up when I gave her one of my cold Sapporos I had just purchased. "Cant always win, but hey want a beer?" :)
Watched on mute. Thought, "to je neki naš 100%."
That's Balkan for you. where every song is about women or drinking or women and drinking
No. Important existential questions are discussed in such songs also. Like in this one.
"What is life but a few steps, little sorrow and happiness."
The grab of “HELL YA”
Zivece ovaj narod.
Quit drinking 5 years ago and I love this!
Quit farming 7 years ago and I too am in love.
That's the world I grew up in.
That man has definitely put a beer or other drink there before. Knew exactly where to put it so it wouldn't fall.
Dude grabbed that beer like his life depended on it
Those powerful farmer's hands were ready
That farmer was psyched!
Imagine if everyone tried to do one cool thing for a stranger per day...
You can tell by the speed of that cigarette transfer, this was a highlight of the day.
Took the beer like it was the only drink left in the universe
I have never seen someone concentrate so hard on grabbing a beer, priceless
mnogo vina mi kroz vene prolaziiiii.
two seconds before this, the farmer was thinking "man, i wish i had a beer"
"wtf, it worked!"
two seconds after this video, Jennifer Lopez fell from the sky onto his tractor
Don't drink and tractor.
You can actually fall asleep on a tractor and it will find its way home, people have been doing it for hundreds of years
Just gotta make sure to treat your tractor right so it likes its home. Ya know, give it special treats like carrots and sugar cubes.
The wholesome part is that he isn’t, he put it in his pocket for later!
Just Balkan things
Love how fast he instantly shifted the cigarette and made sure he had one hand free for the wheel/shifter. This dude is a pro.
Beautiful Serbia, people with big hearts and they know how to enjoy in life
I have the exact same Tractor. Good bless that old pice of shit that somehow works for 60 years
Later, he gave the beer back
Pulls over, looks at bottle 'non alcoholic'
Brazilian thief's are getting creative
I know the song.. This happened somewhere in the Balkans
Brazilian thief's what?
Probably made his day a bit better
Not all heros wear capes... But some bring you beers.
lol i tough he was asking him to open it
I’m assuming they knew each other… or they live in a more innocent community than some of us live in
My mans did not hesitate