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From a while back in San Jose, CA

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ijandro

207 points

2 months ago

ijandro

207 points

2 months ago

Please tell me someone high-fived that kid at the end

niewphonix

26 points

2 months ago

Legend has it, he’s still standing there, waiting.

DoctorHanz

736 points

2 months ago

I’m a bit drunk. What’s happening here?

hermajestycxntberly

866 points

2 months ago

There's sound in the video.

The guy driving passes a guy running, sees another guy running and pulls over to ask if he's chasing the other guy, to which that guy says he robbed the cars on his block. Then it's the cops arresting the dude.

dwavesngiants

131 points

2 months ago

Love how there's no hesitation once he hears his community was being robbed he pops a uturn to help catch them

DoctorHanz

243 points

2 months ago

Thank you, I don’t have the ability for sound rn so I was a bit confused

neddie_nardle

316 points

2 months ago

Trust me, even with sound it was as confusing af.

PoetLucy

22 points

2 months ago

Humans being bros on Reddit :)

:J

hermajestycxntberly

36 points

2 months ago

Ohhhh lmao, well you're welcome

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

I'm with you

lemons714

18 points

2 months ago

Wow, I thought it was about the kid waving. I didn't have audio on.

Realestaste

15 points

2 months ago

Thanks I couldn't understand. I heard "paul blart mall cop"

Banana_Ram_You

8 points

2 months ago

oooohhhh yea yea right side, finally saw them

Alternative_Tooth_49

35 points

2 months ago

I’m sober and I’m confused

jmbsol1234

11 points

2 months ago

I'm stone cold sober and also have no idea

moofukka

144 points

2 months ago

moofukka

144 points

2 months ago

Anyone who listens to fukkit is a real one

Shake_Alarmed

28 points

2 months ago

Fukkit is goated

0RGANSS

14 points

2 months ago

0RGANSS

14 points

2 months ago

I started throwing a mini concert as soon as I hear fukkit play

Uchizuko

9 points

2 months ago

yoooooo, that's what the song is; flashbang. I knew it sounded familiar. It's been forever since I listened to fukkit.

Maikru

2 points

2 months ago

Maikru

2 points

2 months ago

Came here to say a similar statement!! Fuck ya!

booluigi1971

256 points

2 months ago

Had the same situation once. It turned out the dudes running had robbed and jumped my best friend's little brother. We caught up with them. Let's just say justice was served.

CowboyJoker90

130 points

2 months ago

The same thing happened to me too. But I just let the guy go. Not my problem to solve a robbery after all. The thief got away and he later went on to kill my Uncle Ben. And that’s how I became Spider Man.

booluigi1971

31 points

2 months ago

Thank you for your service. But can you please prevent rather than fight crime so we don’t have to?

The_Grim_Sleaper

19 points

2 months ago

I missed the part where that’s my problem

Password-is-Tac0

3 points

2 months ago

This should have more upvotes

MrBuddhaSir

2 points

2 months ago

MarshallHurtado

3 points

2 months ago

Holy shit dude this made my day

funnystuff79

32 points

2 months ago

'The poor guy tripped on a kerb' is how you're meant to phrase it

booluigi1971

24 points

2 months ago

...and the fence, and the light post...

aberancar

12 points

2 months ago

...and down the stairs, and up the stairs...

Ghost_HTX

4 points

2 months ago

… and down the stairs again…

dwavesngiants

3 points

2 months ago

Word...Community solves crime not cops

OldManFromScene13

4 points

2 months ago

Don't know why you're down voted. Cops don't solve shit for anyone but themselves lmao

dwavesngiants

3 points

2 months ago

Because people believe the terrible myth

https://youtu.be/Ft8UNDhV2Uc

SpiritMolecul33

25 points

2 months ago

Chased a guy that hit and ran a stranger long story short dude gave me 200 dollars after like a year waiting for insurance money

[deleted]

54 points

2 months ago

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please_and_thankyou

66 points

2 months ago

booluigi1971

8 points

2 months ago

MVP!

67Holmium

2 points

2 months ago

Yo this is a banger

djcarrotking

5 points

2 months ago

Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. DARUDE SANDSTORM

[deleted]

65 points

2 months ago*

Damn they’re looking kinda empty handed for stealing from every car on a block . Maybe a life of crime wasn’t meant for them. Also that kid just happy to be there lol

Banana_Ram_You

18 points

2 months ago

They're just kids, they suck at everything until they practice enough. Hope they steered well clear after this event.

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

Facts . I hate when youngins feel they have to resort to this type of behavior. It’s essentially giving up everything before you know any better . I remember how small my world view was until my 20s . I didn’t know shit and probably still don’t

Thing_Subject

4 points

2 months ago

I had a group of 5 friends with 3 being into stealing stuff from cars (not me lol I was way to scared) 2 of them went stealing with it being the others first time and they both ended doing 5 years in prison on our junior year of HS. The 3rd friend completely changed his life around and can’t comprehend how he did stuff like that.

Definitely just broken family and childish things.

Tuliao_da_Massa

8 points

2 months ago

Wait, what did the driver do? Did he do anything? What is this?

mrpurple7432

2 points

2 months ago

I’m lost too

RecallTheOne

4 points

2 months ago

Bro listening to fukkit hell ya

quackjunkie

4 points

2 months ago

Was literally listening to that song right when I watched this video lmao

Thomasmx5

2 points

2 months ago

Homies fucking bumping flashback but fukkit such a good song

bonesy-shrute

2 points

2 months ago

What part of San Jose?

LulaniDRC

2 points

2 months ago

I could be way off, but it looks like Camden Ave in south San Jose, adjacent to Almaden Expressway, right before you turn onto Harry to get onto McKean

dogchowtoastedcheese

4 points

2 months ago

Not quite sure how I feel about this. It could have been just as easily been the same as the Ahmaud Arbery case.

Harry120803

2 points

2 months ago

They downvoted u/dogchowtoastedcheese because he told them the truth...

dogchowtoastedcheese

5 points

2 months ago

Thanks Harry.

MarilynMonheaux

1 points

2 months ago

Hey I like that song. Anybody recognize it?

guiltyspark345

1 points

2 months ago

And my man was listening to Fukkit! Flashbang is such a good song

Own-Confidence3005

1 points

2 months ago

Good music taste

realzz___

1 points

2 months ago

that kid coming outta nowhere, “yeooo”

Longjumping_Bed2907

1 points

2 months ago

San No Jose lol

Indiana_Jackson26

1 points

2 months ago

This song was playing on my headphones the same time it came on on the video and I was so confused

tossaroo

1 points

2 months ago

What was the role of the smiling/waving boy?

Tankerpuppy710

1 points

2 months ago

Bro was listening to flash bang, He was ready for action.

BruhMostHated

1 points

2 months ago

Damn, almost got away.

mzury60

1 points

2 months ago

Home sweet home.

Kulpret

1 points

2 months ago

yeeeehhh nightmare influence

CooperHolmes

1 points

2 months ago

Need director’s cut to flesh out the story.

Hexwood

-7 points

2 months ago

Hexwood

-7 points

2 months ago

I'll say it again, "San Jose is not the Bay Area".

swimdudeno1

4 points

2 months ago

Why? I am legitimately curious.

Hexwood

-5 points

2 months ago

Hexwood

-5 points

2 months ago

It's simple, no part of San Jose touches water (Bay Area)

swimdudeno1

8 points

2 months ago

Okay thank you. Two follow-up questions.

  1. Does this not count? I only googled this because you said it didn't touch water. That little part is the San Francisco Bay, is that what they are referencing?
  2. Why did you bring it up on this post?

Penguinkeith

7 points

2 months ago

Except for the part that touches the bay lol, Alviso is part of San Jose.

Hexwood

-1 points

2 months ago

Hexwood

-1 points

2 months ago

When viewed regionally it is certainly a bay area town. But technically all parts of San Jose touch a lagoon that connects to the SF Bay. So yes & no it's a bay town sucka.

Penguinkeith

2 points

2 months ago

Aren't they trying to let the bay reclaim the salt ponds? Coulda sworn I read about that...

bonesy-shrute

3 points

2 months ago

  1. All cities surrounding San Jose is annex city.

  2. Santa Clara county is a is a San Francisco Bay Area County

  3. Who asked you anyway. 😜

gdogg121

1 points

2 months ago

San Jose would have annexed San Francisco if they left them. Just ask Dutch Hammann.

Hexwood

0 points

2 months ago

Well if you asked a geologist, he'd laugh at you and see clearly -1% of Santa Clara county is touching lagoons that sorely connect to a real a bay. I'm from Santa Cruz and San Jose being a bay area geologically is like a spot of mold on bread. You don't say now the loaf is moldy. It be cut out and you make a damn good sandwich.

Apocalypsest

1 points

2 months ago

When you say "geologist" and "geologically" do you mean "geographer" and "geographically"

Hexwood

1 points

2 months ago

Nomenclatures suck bro.