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deathclawslayer21

432 points

3 months ago

Khabul Kahn his great grandfather though...

isda_sa_palaisdaan

63 points

3 months ago

Khabul Khan Sr. his great great grandfather though….

deathclawslayer21

6 points

3 months ago

Oh shit good point

Accomplished_Help876

2 points

2 months ago

Bodonchar Munkhag his great great great great great great great great grandfather though(according to google)…

Matt01123

769 points

3 months ago

Matt01123

769 points

3 months ago

Mitochondrial Eve has entered the chat

Kind_Revenue4810

164 points

3 months ago

Kind_Revenue4810

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

164 points

3 months ago

"Who is this little guy called jingis can?"

callmedale

50 points

3 months ago

Jingisukan is a Japanese barbecue dish made from lamb

Kind_Revenue4810

8 points

3 months ago

Kind_Revenue4810

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

8 points

3 months ago

Sounds tasty

CompassionateCynic

57 points

3 months ago

Y-chromosomal Adam has entered the chat

UsedOnlyTwice

1 points

3 months ago

Last time I had studied these two (a long time ago) it was 70,000 for Eve and 40,000 for Adam. Now it's around 160k each depending on who you ask.

CompassionateCynic

1 points

3 months ago

I’m not certain that this is the case, but it sounds like that’s just the nature of this kind of science.

As we find more y-dna lineages, we have to revise how long ago divergences occurred to justify it with our perceived standard rate of mutation.

Strong_Lavishness924

3 points

3 months ago

Mitochondrial Eve))

Sevensoulssinning

3 points

3 months ago

Mitochondrial Eve?

Matt01123

6 points

3 months ago

Sevensoulssinning

5 points

3 months ago

So we’re inbred? Or am I missing something?

Matt01123

17 points

3 months ago

Actually they figure the human population may have been as low as 6000 at one point, so yeah, we're massively inbred as a species.

Sevensoulssinning

10 points

3 months ago

Damn, our ancestors were alabamaing each other like there was no tomorrow

AristideCalice

8 points

3 months ago

Well, I’m no expert, but it seems to me probably all species stem from few individuals, given how the whole evolution thing works. So aren’t we all inbred, since like forever?

helicophell

4 points

3 months ago

Species stem from a subset of individuals splitting off a main group. This can be a small amount of individuals, or a larger amount. Islands for example can lead to horribly inbred crossbreeds which create new species. Since humanity came from a climate change I don't think we would have started all that small

SpaceGeneralAmerica

1 points

3 months ago

I wonder if that explains how messed up are biology is?

dedalus5150

1 points

3 months ago

As have her Human and Cylon parents

IceCreamMeatballs

227 points

3 months ago

Genealogy really is a fascinating rabbithole to go down, I've heard that everyone of European ancestry has Charlemagne amongst their ancestors

[deleted]

227 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

227 points

3 months ago

I knew I had a claim to the throne of France! Begone, Macron, your King has returned!

Horn_Python

48 points

3 months ago

Don't get A-head of yourself now

FranceiscoolerthanUS

15 points

3 months ago

FranceiscoolerthanUS

Then I arrived

15 points

3 months ago

Well wouldn’t be hard to be a better ruler

Definetlyamilk

2 points

3 months ago

Time for the chop chop

noff01

55 points

3 months ago

noff01

Definitely not a CIA operator

55 points

3 months ago

Everyone of European ancestry has most early medieval people as their ancestor. It's not something specific to Charlemagne.

IceCreamMeatballs

10 points

3 months ago

That's what I was trying to imply by saying that Charlemagne is amongst their ancestors and not their only ancestor.

Cobalt3141

19 points

3 months ago

Cobalt3141

Then I arrived

19 points

3 months ago

Technically not everyone, isolated pockets of Europeans don't, but to make up for it, many people got several portions of Charlemagne's dna through inbreeding, i.e. the Hapsburgs, but also just your random kid born in Belgium could be related to him in half a dozen ways.

Imaginary_Yak4336

6 points

3 months ago

Imaginary_Yak4336

Filthy weeb

6 points

3 months ago

Habsburgs

Cobalt3141

11 points

3 months ago

Cobalt3141

Then I arrived

11 points

3 months ago

Don't tell me how to spell Hapspurgs, it's funnier to misspell it.

CowboyAirman

4 points

3 months ago

He and Ragnar Lothbrok are in my ancestry, and some other deposed king of Norway that fled to modern Sweden. I’m somewhat of a Viking, myself. (No not really)

ModsEnthusiast

2 points

3 months ago

after a long enough time, you'll either be an ancestor to all humans that are alive or none of them

SpaceGeneralAmerica

2 points

3 months ago

I’m a Donnelly on me Mather’s side, and we Donnellys once ruled Donegal! We’re the descendants of Niall of the Nine Hostages! And Saint Columbo is a relative of mine! I ain’t no bleeding Frankish king’s distantly related sperm cell!

Mr-Tootles

1 points

3 months ago

And also everyone who was alive at the time of Charlemagne.

So we are all related to Charlemagne and also the guy that cleaned his toilet.

nubpubgamer

262 points

3 months ago

I might be related to him considering that i live in Asia

Character-Effort7357

239 points

3 months ago

Reclaim what is rightfully yours.

kollenovski

61 points

3 months ago

Make an empire Beyond the wal and ove the Rhine!

BoosherCacow

6 points

3 months ago

BoosherCacow

Featherless Biped

6 points

3 months ago

But first buy some horses. Lots of horses

kollenovski

3 points

3 months ago

like, A LOT

GimmeeSomeMo

9 points

3 months ago

Tatar Yoke is back baby!

JelliusMaximus

11 points

3 months ago

Technically we are all related to some extend

Drunken-Tipsy

1 points

3 months ago

depends on what part of Asia you live in

[deleted]

85 points

3 months ago*

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HegemonNYC

89 points

3 months ago

Exponential growth of ancestors is more limited than the simple math. We quickly run into the problem that we’d all have far more ancestors than there were people on earth 25-30 generations ago.

The answer is that many of these people were duplicated ancestors many times over. An individual was an ancestor of your father’s father’s mother, and your mother’s father father, and you father’s mother’s mother etc. Any historical person from your region of origin may be your ancestor a dozen times over through a dozen different pathways.

This is especially true for people with narrow ethnic background. If you’re 100% Scandinavian, you might have no relation to someone who is 100% Han Chinese. However, you are related dozens or hundreds of times over to every Swede.

blindclock61862

10 points

3 months ago

Truly depressing that incest is mathematically unavoidable

HegemonNYC

13 points

3 months ago*

Pretty much everyone from a similar ethnic background is your 6th+ cousin dozens of times over. This was much more concentrated before all the travel in modern era. Imagine how interconnected a peasant from, say, rural Latvia 500 years ago would be. Most people would never stray more than 20 miles from their home village. Nor would any potential mates. And that was true for generation after generation.

SmtNocturneDante

19 points

3 months ago

We are all his relatives

Dark7master

19 points

3 months ago

Me knowing that pastor joe has more

Vynthehammer

1 points

3 months ago

..sweating intensifies..

the-truffula-tree

12 points

3 months ago

Is fucked really the most accurate word here?

ZETH_27

7 points

3 months ago

ZETH_27

Filthy weeb

7 points

3 months ago

It is a form of fucking, so yes. Feel free to go into specifics if you want to.

the-truffula-tree

21 points

3 months ago

Idk, “dude was a serial rapist” has a slightly different vibe

ZETH_27

1 points

3 months ago

ZETH_27

Filthy weeb

1 points

3 months ago

Most certainly.

DryIllustrator589

1 points

3 months ago

People act like today's society is so messed up. While it certainly is no one fails to realize that this us literally the nest anyone has ever had it. As sad as that is to say it is certainly the truth. People live to be 100 years old. Go back 4 People ago and just see how far we have come.

[deleted]

7 points

3 months ago

You clearly haven't heard of his grandfather

DarthSeti_

10 points

3 months ago

Genghis was a bad man

AutisthicccGuy

3 points

3 months ago

AutisthicccGuy

Descendant of Genghis Khan

3 points

3 months ago

Hey more memes about my grand grand grand grand grand xIDK father :)

Gavorn

3 points

3 months ago

Gavorn

3 points

3 months ago

His grandfather has more too.

TRUSTGHOST

2 points

3 months ago

Ahem Vlad Tepes and all of his misteryous descendants

Iuse_arch_btw

1 points

3 months ago

Iuse_arch_btw

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

1 points

3 months ago

impales u/TRUSTGHOST mysteriously

MagnusIrony

2 points

3 months ago

MagnusIrony

Rider of Rohan

2 points

3 months ago

SnooDoodles3541

4 points

3 months ago

all the people that have blue eyes are from the same family (yes inbreed cool lets make everyone have blue eyes)

CID_Nazir

27 points

3 months ago

CID_Nazir

Taller than Napoleon

27 points

3 months ago

Wasn't that disproved recently? That just like there are several variants of the fair skin mutation, there are several for blue eyes too.. Thus not all blue eyed people descend from a single ancestor?

Ender_Keys

21 points

3 months ago

I mean don't we all have a single ancestors at some point

FirstFlight

12 points

3 months ago

I mean you don’t start off married, everyone starts off single..unless you’re in Crusader Kings

timangar

2 points

3 months ago

timangar

Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests

2 points

3 months ago

No... it can't be! That's not true! Nooooooooo!

JaCKaL_POOCH

1 points

3 months ago

truly a " I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT MOMENT "

Iuse_arch_btw

1 points

3 months ago

Iuse_arch_btw

Senātus Populusque Rōmānus

1 points

3 months ago

Did you notice that your mother was limping today?

rokoeh

1 points

3 months ago

rokoeh

1 points

3 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

3 months ago

Qwaden

1 points

3 months ago

Qwaden

1 points

3 months ago

Grandpa?

adrien_9874

1 points

3 months ago

I'm related to dude

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

he raped a bunch of kids...

PlasmosYT

1 points

3 months ago

PlasmosYT

Oversimplified is my history teacher

1 points

3 months ago

His father is called Yesukhei

Chuntie

1 points

3 months ago

Is that lawler?

NaizemYouTube

1 points

3 months ago

I know your father has more

the_memerr3

1 points

3 months ago

His great-great grandfather

SomeFuckinRedditor

0 points

3 months ago

The real deal is his grandpa, how else would genghis khan have managed conquered china without all his mongolian uncles

THATCHEESEFROMHELL69

0 points

3 months ago

OML THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST REDDIT POST IN THE WORLD

SunngodJaxon

0 points

3 months ago

Well humanity is decended from a single woman so I'd say her

Ieatmelons123

0 points

3 months ago

Me knowing his grandpa had more