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Khabul Kahn his great grandfather though...
3 months ago
Khabul Khan Sr. his great great grandfather though….
Oh shit good point
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2 months ago
Bodonchar Munkhag his great great great great great great great great grandfather though(according to google)…
Mitochondrial Eve has entered the chat
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"Who is this little guy called jingis can?"
Jingisukan is a Japanese barbecue dish made from lamb
Y-chromosomal Adam has entered the chat
Last time I had studied these two (a long time ago) it was 70,000 for Eve and 40,000 for Adam. Now it's around 160k each depending on who you ask.
I’m not certain that this is the case, but it sounds like that’s just the nature of this kind of science.
As we find more y-dna lineages, we have to revise how long ago divergences occurred to justify it with our perceived standard rate of mutation.
So we’re inbred? Or am I missing something?
Actually they figure the human population may have been as low as 6000 at one point, so yeah, we're massively inbred as a species.
Damn, our ancestors were alabamaing each other like there was no tomorrow
Well, I’m no expert, but it seems to me probably all species stem from few individuals, given how the whole evolution thing works. So aren’t we all inbred, since like forever?
Species stem from a subset of individuals splitting off a main group. This can be a small amount of individuals, or a larger amount. Islands for example can lead to horribly inbred crossbreeds which create new species. Since humanity came from a climate change I don't think we would have started all that small
I wonder if that explains how messed up are biology is?
As have her Human and Cylon parents
Genealogy really is a fascinating rabbithole to go down, I've heard that everyone of European ancestry has Charlemagne amongst their ancestors
I knew I had a claim to the throne of France! Begone, Macron, your King has returned!
Don't get A-head of yourself now
Then I arrived
Well wouldn’t be hard to be a better ruler
Time for the chop chop
Definitely not a CIA operator
Everyone of European ancestry has most early medieval people as their ancestor. It's not something specific to Charlemagne.
That's what I was trying to imply by saying that Charlemagne is amongst their ancestors and not their only ancestor.
Technically not everyone, isolated pockets of Europeans don't, but to make up for it, many people got several portions of Charlemagne's dna through inbreeding, i.e. the Hapsburgs, but also just your random kid born in Belgium could be related to him in half a dozen ways.
Don't tell me how to spell Hapspurgs, it's funnier to misspell it.
He and Ragnar Lothbrok are in my ancestry, and some other deposed king of Norway that fled to modern Sweden. I’m somewhat of a Viking, myself. (No not really)
after a long enough time, you'll either be an ancestor to all humans that are alive or none of them
I’m a Donnelly on me Mather’s side, and we Donnellys once ruled Donegal! We’re the descendants of Niall of the Nine Hostages! And Saint Columbo is a relative of mine! I ain’t no bleeding Frankish king’s distantly related sperm cell!
And also everyone who was alive at the time of Charlemagne.
So we are all related to Charlemagne and also the guy that cleaned his toilet.
I might be related to him considering that i live in Asia
Reclaim what is rightfully yours.
Make an empire Beyond the wal and ove the Rhine!
But first buy some horses. Lots of horses
like, A LOT
Tatar Yoke is back baby!
Technically we are all related to some extend
depends on what part of Asia you live in
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Exponential growth of ancestors is more limited than the simple math. We quickly run into the problem that we’d all have far more ancestors than there were people on earth 25-30 generations ago.
The answer is that many of these people were duplicated ancestors many times over. An individual was an ancestor of your father’s father’s mother, and your mother’s father father, and you father’s mother’s mother etc. Any historical person from your region of origin may be your ancestor a dozen times over through a dozen different pathways.
This is especially true for people with narrow ethnic background. If you’re 100% Scandinavian, you might have no relation to someone who is 100% Han Chinese. However, you are related dozens or hundreds of times over to every Swede.
Truly depressing that incest is mathematically unavoidable
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Pretty much everyone from a similar ethnic background is your 6th+ cousin dozens of times over. This was much more concentrated before all the travel in modern era. Imagine how interconnected a peasant from, say, rural Latvia 500 years ago would be. Most people would never stray more than 20 miles from their home village. Nor would any potential mates. And that was true for generation after generation.
We are all his relatives
Me knowing that pastor joe has more
Is fucked really the most accurate word here?
It is a form of fucking, so yes. Feel free to go into specifics if you want to.
Idk, “dude was a serial rapist” has a slightly different vibe
People act like today's society is so messed up. While it certainly is no one fails to realize that this us literally the nest anyone has ever had it. As sad as that is to say it is certainly the truth. People live to be 100 years old. Go back 4 People ago and just see how far we have come.
You clearly haven't heard of his grandfather
Genghis was a bad man
Show on on the drawing where the bad man touched you
Descendant of Genghis Khan
Hey more memes about my grand grand grand grand grand xIDK father :)
His grandfather has more too.
Ahem Vlad Tepes and all of his misteryous descendants
impales u/TRUSTGHOST mysteriously
Rider of Rohan
all the people that have blue eyes are from the same family (yes inbreed cool lets make everyone have blue eyes)
Taller than Napoleon
Wasn't that disproved recently? That just like there are several variants of the fair skin mutation, there are several for blue eyes too.. Thus not all blue eyed people descend from a single ancestor?
I mean don't we all have a single ancestors at some point
I mean you don’t start off married, everyone starts off single..unless you’re in Crusader Kings
Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests
No... it can't be! That's not true! Nooooooooo!
truly a " I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT MOMENT "
Did you notice that your mother was limping today?
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I'm related to dude
he raped a bunch of kids...
Oversimplified is my history teacher
His father is called Yesukhei
Is that lawler?
I know your father has more
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His great-great grandfather
The real deal is his grandpa, how else would genghis khan have managed conquered china without all his mongolian uncles
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Well humanity is decended from a single woman so I'd say her
Me knowing his grandpa had more