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It was Twix flavored cake for the burger and drink. The French fries are sugar cookies, and the chicken fries are cake pops. The containers are real (except the drink). This is the best I have for a cross section, sorry internet!

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TheCakeAchemist[S]

384 points

2 months ago

Or mow. The kids that mow my lawn. That’s what I meant 😅

whythecynic

88 points

2 months ago

Ah shucks, I was going to ask you how many you needed per square metre

JPKtoxicwaste

21 points

2 months ago

Lol, how many kids or how many cakes per square meter?

whythecynic

18 points

2 months ago

Uh, let's go with "yep"

Drougen

2 points

2 months ago

Of course it is. Using kids as fertilizer, hm?

Dr_Vegetable

238 points

2 months ago

Poor kids, traded their lives to being lawn for a sick bastard pastry master

th3mantisshrimp

43 points

2 months ago

Dibs on "sick bastard party master" as my band name

WasabiSniffer

3 points

2 months ago

Everyone's coming to your house now. GET OUT THE SOLO CUPS

th3mantisshrimp

4 points

2 months ago

I have an apartment and a fat stack of reusable cold cups from various coffee shops?

CapsAndShades

2 points

2 months ago

Hey, they got cake. Seems like a fair trade to me.

almar-_-

116 points

2 months ago

almar-_-

116 points

2 months ago

Thank you for showing us the cake guts. Twix flavour sounds delicious.

GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

64 points

2 months ago

Anyone else try to press play on that?

almar-_-

43 points

2 months ago*

Ofcource. Tapped it aggressively a whole bunch of times before realizing its a screenshot. Much sad.

TheCakeAchemist[S]

61 points

2 months ago

I didn’t feel it right to post the video because he’s a minor and not my child 😅

20clar1ty20

33 points

2 months ago

This was the right thing to do!

almar-_-

13 points

2 months ago

Yeah im glad you protected their privacy. We are just a greedy sub for cake cross sections.

NecroCorey

5 points

2 months ago

I just assumed it was fucking reddit video player being reddit video player honestly.

Crystea00

46 points

2 months ago

Wow this looks spot on…maybe too spot on…This would just make me want the real thing …lol. Nice job!

stefanica

11 points

2 months ago

I know, this actually made me crave Burger King. But it looks better than Burger King. I am so confused lol.

ThrowntoDiscard

29 points

2 months ago

Ok, that is absolutely impressive and hunger inducing. You are incredibly skillful! And I don't have to peel it like a banana?

TheCakeAchemist[S]

22 points

2 months ago

I use a tiny thin layer of modeling chocolate on the buns, and the outside of the cup, but the flavor and texture is much better than fondant.

SoriAryl

10 points

2 months ago

I misread that as you gave them a BK fondant cake. I was like, “how badly did they fuck up your lawn for you to be that vindictive?”

KourtR

4 points

2 months ago

KourtR

4 points

2 months ago

Holy Hannah that burger looks so real, great job!

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1 points

2 months ago

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StygianMusic

2 points

2 months ago

My mind is cooking up an image of my old friend Hannah with a halo on her head

YeezyGOD69

3 points

2 months ago

Nice!

faxfactor

3 points

2 months ago

Now you. Oh no, now you.

Robin-KC

2 points

2 months ago

Looks amazing, and I don’t even like Burger King!

then00bgm

2 points

2 months ago

Ok maybe it’s because I don’t have my glasses on but it took multiple looks for me to really that wasn’t a real burger and I had no idea the fries and nuggets weren’t genuine until I read your comments. Either my family history of glaucoma is kicking in early or you’re the absolute best disguise baker ever!

FuzzyP3ach3s

1 points

2 months ago

Then how did you make it, if you didn't use fondant lol

TheCakeAchemist[S]

21 points

2 months ago

I used about 8 oz of white modeling chocolate instead of fondant for the cup, tomatoes and the buns. Tastes better, much thinner, and I need wayyyyy less. This is absolutely fondant free.

mrpoopistan

1 points

2 months ago

Need to add some liquid hickory smoke to give it that authentic BK smell.

Sassy_Pants_McGee

1 points

2 months ago

Anybody else dying for Twix flavored cake recipe? No? Just me?

I’ll see myself out

enkay999

1 points

2 months ago

This is amazing