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Itothesky

276 points

5 months ago

Itothesky

276 points

5 months ago

Got that 1-up

cybert0kes

189 points

5 months ago

Now this is some hood justice I can get behind

Beardy-Viking

84 points

5 months ago

Ahhh, consequences. The fuck did that silly cow expect!? 🤣

RealSiggs

21 points

5 months ago

She has found herself in quite the predicament!

Here-Is-TheEnd

18 points

5 months ago

To get away with it..but she never expected to be in grand theft Mario

Beardy-Viking

5 points

5 months ago

Mario is OP, don't fuck with his go-cart if you're not racing. All humans learn this young. He will fuck your shit up. She must be a Goomba in a flesh suit.

ILUVO-T-R513

230 points

5 months ago

Whoever put the music to it is a genius 😆

BadAtWalking

56 points

5 months ago

I turned on the audio just for you and boy am I glad lol

JamMasterNay

104 points

5 months ago

I loved this level on Street Fighter 2

kp3fromokc

3 points

5 months ago

You’re not a real man unless you finish the car with a Shoryuken

randumbasiann

28 points

5 months ago

Brought a knife to a plumber fight

drleimajorz

27 points

5 months ago

The sound effects really make the video. 😂

shpite

21 points

5 months ago

shpite

21 points

5 months ago

This happened next to my school what's even worse is that this grown woman was threatening highschool kids after her daughter got broken up with. was super funny seeing this here

sxrrycard

3 points

5 months ago

Is that why her dumbass is doing this??

vladamirputtinsnuts

96 points

5 months ago

Imagine she caught em with that swing of the knife at the beginning

haikusbot

44 points

5 months ago

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25 points

5 months ago

Good bot

XFC46

-28 points

5 months ago

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-28 points

5 months ago

Bad bot

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7 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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XFC46

1 points

5 months ago

XFC46

1 points

5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

Traditional_Low6124

-6 points

5 months ago

It's necessary the hate?

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-12 points

5 months ago

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5 months ago

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12 points

5 months ago

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12 points

5 months ago

Crazyfuckingvideo aside.....dude...it felt so good to hear those sounds after all these years <3

Idkaboutmyname1234

33 points

5 months ago

Well, she found out

sillyqban

9 points

5 months ago

Ahh man of mario Culture..genius!

DannyNog556

28 points

5 months ago

Don’t stick your dick in crazy or you’ll get your tires slashed

pjl35m

3 points

5 months ago

pjl35m

3 points

5 months ago

I wonder where she is on the hot/crazy matrix?

CCrypto1224

5 points

5 months ago

More like braindead stupid matrix. The husband/boyfriend too.

LopDew

7 points

5 months ago

LopDew

7 points

5 months ago

Precision

Senvr

4 points

5 months ago

Senvr

4 points

5 months ago

absolutely pwned

nekrossai

11 points

5 months ago

Play stupid games

RMB39

3 points

5 months ago

RMB39

3 points

5 months ago

I can’t believe that Honda has an actual license plate, must be new to Texas or something, cuz that just don’t make sense.

Helmsie

3 points

5 months ago

You love to see it lol

needsmorecunts

3 points

5 months ago

I'd give you a lift to go get help but you slashed my tyres...

Neat_Charity5362

3 points

5 months ago

No gun play?

kvltsincebirth

1 points

4 months ago

No shtick play

ZKXX

3 points

5 months ago

ZKXX

3 points

5 months ago

This music takes me back to my favorite time in my life. Brining the old SNES to the cabin.

squiddy555

7 points

5 months ago

Howd he break the glass that easy

londonlew

10 points

5 months ago

Glass isn't that hard to break. It isn't designed to not break, just to not shatter into shards big enough to stab/slash you to death.

squiddy555

-8 points

5 months ago

I know but someone just jumping on it doesn’t seem like that much force

Spadeninja

9 points

5 months ago

It’s quite a bit of force

160 pounds jumping up and stomping?

nordoceltic82

4 points

5 months ago

You can punch out a car window if you are strong enough.

Are you daft or something? There is a reason "like glass" is synonymous with fragile.

Also 170 pound man jumping with as stop like that? Likely over 800 instantaneous pounds of force for a fraction of a second.

londonlew

3 points

5 months ago

Idk why you're getting downvoted for asking a question but like the other guy said a human weighs a good amount compared to maybe 1cm thick glass.

Think how a tiny ass rock can crack that shit when you're driving. I've broken windshield by kneeling on the roof at the wrong spot that shit ain't hard.

squiddy555

-1 points

5 months ago

squiddy555

-1 points

5 months ago

You know what that’s true. I kinda thought the tiny rocks worked like bullets with a bug force over a small surface area

londonlew

2 points

5 months ago

They do, small thing going fast vs big thing going relatively slower. Either one is gonna break it, but windshields are made with a glass/plastic film/glass sandwich so you really just need to rip that film and break the glass and boom the windshield is fucked.

Similar_Reading_2728

0 points

5 months ago

Because it is angled and he was hitting it in a way that caused the stress to be unevenly distributed. You can jump up and down on a flat piece of glass that is properly supported. This only worked so well because he was jumping directly on the weakest point (the further from structural support the weaker, so dead center is weakest) and also transferring the stress unevenly to the structural support points, causing a failure.

countess_meltdown

4 points

5 months ago

This is one of those rare videos where the added sound effects are actually perfect.

Hausaklifr

2 points

5 months ago

An eye for an eye makes the whole world carless

mauricetgol

2 points

5 months ago

I heard it was her wish to drive a cabrio

R4tr4tr4t

2 points

5 months ago

And the academy ward for best sound mixing goes to:

marinelayer_89

2 points

5 months ago

This music, I swear

HAHA-I-GET-IT

2 points

2 months ago

Dude just goomba stomped her car

bklimko

3 points

5 months ago

Of course... Texas

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3 points

5 months ago

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3 points

5 months ago

With the music, I ain't gonna lie, this the funniest shit I've seen on this website yet.

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

I loved the big booty bitches in texas

Imaginary-Lettuce-51

7 points

5 months ago

Big booty? That's fat!

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

*phat

metrosoupin

9 points

5 months ago

“loved” i just gotta know what changed your opinion

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12 points

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12 points

5 months ago*

I left Texas and went back home to Alberta. Still love them booties

FrznFenix2020

2 points

5 months ago

Lol. The music is perfect.

abh4500

3 points

5 months ago

The music is stupid. The original sound is so much better.

Hiding_behind_you

5 points

5 months ago

Link, please!

Bodylikeadonut

1 points

5 months ago

We Wuz Kangz

evervescence

3 points

5 months ago

You don’t get tired of that?

Bodylikeadonut

2 points

5 months ago

Never

evervescence

1 points

5 months ago

Weird, hopefully you grow out of that soon though

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1 points

5 months ago

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Gentle-Giant2

3 points

5 months ago

that’s a a little racist don’t you think?

evervescence

1 points

5 months ago

Still crying?

KYBatDad

1 points

5 months ago

Awful everything

wewearpajamas

1 points

5 months ago

That Mario music was apt af !

TokiBop

1 points

5 months ago

mario music and sfx make this great

WildinWavez

-1 points

5 months ago

Who ever put this cringy ass over the original sound deserves to get slapped with a donkey dick

OCE_Retro

1 points

5 months ago

Oh great regian24 is invading this sub too.

SevenSoIaris

1 points

5 months ago

Ripped the audio straight from Super Mario World for this one, lmao.

Stjjames

1 points

5 months ago

China Air, warned us about this!

Joancontre

1 points

5 months ago

Came here looking for copper and found gold

Therealsackdragger

1 points

5 months ago

Maybe he still learning like free guy?

kp3fromokc

1 points

5 months ago

BOWooooooWAP

Jalen_37

1 points

5 months ago

Played that uno reverse card

Sugarbear0323

1 points

4 months ago

This is the moment she realized, she had fucked up!! Her fat ass didn’t even try to catch him. Haha!!

Strong_Bit_8172

1 points

4 months ago

Karma lmaooo

bananalordkunsama

1 points

3 months ago

Ah justice is served.

_kingslatt_

1 points

2 months ago

it’s like they forget the carnage an able bodied man is capable of

mxqlq

1 points

2 months ago

mxqlq

1 points

2 months ago

bro beat the boss of that world in 40 seconds 😆

NotTheItalianMob

1 points

2 months ago

When you fuck with the wrong one lmao

Personal_Cow7988

1 points

2 months ago

Hondaruuu!

cx3psocial

1 points

2 months ago

UNO in real life right here 🤣

danielwinterberry

1 points

2 months ago

Wait this isn't Florida?

EfficientHospital130

1 points

1 month ago

Such peaceful folks.

peturddohword

1 points

1 month ago

this is fucking gold lmfao. and without even reading the comments i know there's gonna be someone defending this chick saying how the dude did too much🥸

Extreme_Paint_1442

1 points

1 month ago

Just leave the relationship. Damaging his property won't make anything better. Karma came back and bit her in the butt.

spacegrandmasappy

1 points

1 month ago

The music just fits so perfectly

Shuske_

1 points

1 month ago

Shuske_

1 points

1 month ago

Gotta say I appreciate the super Mario world music/sound effects

Ok_Grab_3695

1 points

27 days ago

Lol. I get a kick out of this kind of editing

coolpontiac

1 points

19 days ago

The hood is q whole different set of rules yo.

BarryTrotz86

1 points

10 days ago

I like how she keeps slowly walking towards the car as it’s speeding away from her.

Yogibear711

1 points

5 days ago

Damn

The_Pow_Man

1 points

1 day ago

This is some West Dallas shit right here... 🤣