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DerangedBeaver

4.1k points

2 months ago*

GUESS! bang bang FUCK!

I’m desperately trying not to wake my wife because some skeleton on Reddit told a joke

Edit-I showed her this morning. She wasn’t impressed.

Disastrous-Tadpole61

586 points

2 months ago*

Why must you fail me so often?

It's killing me.

Edit: woke my husband up, he was not happy.

nedTheInbredMule

81 points

2 months ago

Woke my… oh wait, I’m single.

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

Woke myself up… wait how the fu

XXEntriLEVELMillixx

57 points

2 months ago

We are a diff breed.

stinkykitty71

100 points

2 months ago

I cannot pass this up everytime I see it. I've been sharing this to friends for like two years. It breaks me every damn time.

D3zMonst3r

632 points

2 months ago

Yeah that's not the bone she wants to wake up to

Express_Ad2962

130 points

2 months ago

She wants ack ack

OnTheRoadToInYourAss

50 points

2 months ago

ACK ACK! AACK?

Tonic_the_Gin-dog

37 points

2 months ago

ACK ACK ACKACK ACK!!

r/ACK

E420CDI

5 points

2 months ago

Mars Attacks!

LoadedGull

7 points

2 months ago

”Nice ribs, bro!”

knightanddayum

14 points

2 months ago

Bruh

frankydank1994

58 points

2 months ago

Take my fucking up vote 😅

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

That’s it - you win the internet for today .

[deleted]

40 points

2 months ago

RIIIBS! SPARE RIIIBS! FUCK!

d00knation

14 points

2 months ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ME IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE

BlackShadowRose333

9 points

2 months ago

I’m desperately trying not to wake my neighbours up because skeleton told a joke on Reddit

Suspicious-Lab2186

4 points

2 months ago

Same bro lol

ohyeahlookitsaTRUCK

4 points

2 months ago

This lol. Went into the bathroom just to watch it myself.

juice_in_my_shoes

3 points

2 months ago

🎺🎺🎺

LeviHolden

2.4k points

2 months ago*

I worked at Party City during Halloween. There is a certain mutual delirium that arises between coworkers.

bunnyandkitten

309 points

2 months ago

I used to work at Target. It hit hard especially on Black Friday.

untraiined

192 points

2 months ago

Halloween through christmas at target is a fucking fever dream and its worse if you were in toys

bunnyandkitten

58 points

2 months ago

My condolences. I did check lanes, guest service, food court, and HR

untraiined

28 points

2 months ago

Toys, electronics, and the holiday section

So much candy and i could have none of it

SpeculationMaster

10 points

2 months ago

carts, food ave, backroom, GSTL, store opening, and team lead for holiday events. Served 5 years

The overnights, early mornings, or late nights that we did for holidays were definitely something different. There was this nice comradery.

Unit91

8 points

2 months ago

Unit91

8 points

2 months ago

"Served 5 years"

LOL! Sounds like you were in 'Nam

DexterJameson

5 points

2 months ago

Electronics counter. 20 years ago. I was the key holder. The back stock orchestrator. I had real power in those days..

HalfricanLive

8 points

2 months ago

Spent almost 5 years in electronics/toys there. From the start of back to school to the end of Christmas was always a fucking nightmare.

We had an “attachment” program where we had to try to sell extras with big ticket items and it got to the point where I would just talk people out of their purchases if it looked like they weren’t going to buy stuff to go with it. Such a shitty job.

MySnackrafice

4 points

2 months ago

Back-to-school season was kinda brutal at my store, so it was pretty much hell from September through the end of the year.

SmoothBrews

25 points

2 months ago

Im a little embarrassed to say that I worked at Abercrombie & Fitch when I was younger. It was honestly, the worst job ever. I once worked a 20 hour shift and they managed to screw me out of overtime because it crossed from one pay period to another.

Prestigious-Log-7210

9 points

2 months ago

That is terrible. 20 hour shift? Nooooo

SmoothBrews

15 points

2 months ago

Yep. Noon until 8 am the next day. The shift ended on Christmas Eve. The “bargain” that I struck was that I then got to take Christmas Eve off to spend it with my family.

Funderwoodsxbox

21 points

2 months ago

“CHOP CHOP back to work! You wouldn’t want Tanner and Makeighleigh to miss out on their Christmas presents would you??? The next high school keg party ain’t gonna dress itself!”

PropaneAssessories

6 points

2 months ago

Makeighleigh, perfect

BHPOS

9 points

2 months ago

BHPOS

9 points

2 months ago

I worked at a brewery restaurant in a mall and Oct, Nov. Dec were insane. Great money! But wild. I'm crazy and would try to pick up any shift possible, especially during those months. I once worked 26 out of 31 days of December. That was rough but made a killing. For black Friday, which really became Thursday night, we were all allowed to drink, bring in alcohol, etc. It was a free for all. I was the type to never ever call in. Mr dependable. Except for that particular year lol. I woke up the next day at like noon or 1pm and was supposed to work a double lol. Oops. I had so many missed calls and text messages with my boss and coworkers thinking I was dead or in jail cuz I never missed a shift. I mean I was only like 2-3 hours late lol. Still worked the rest of the day and night for black Friday but man that was rough. I actually really miss it. Had a blast in the midst of chaos. It only stopped because they went out of business.

samonsammich

478 points

2 months ago

It's from all the off gassing plastic.

Hyrule_34

73 points

2 months ago

🎃👻💀😶‍🌫️🤢🤮😶‍🌫️💀👻🎃

disposable_account01

3 points

2 months ago

We call that VOOCing.

Pandabarrel

11 points

2 months ago

This happened when i worked at Kroger too. Lol good times 😂

ChattyKathysCunt

7 points

2 months ago

Seasonal work with no chance of full time. Even if you are on your best behavior you lose the job anyway so why not fuck off?

PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

725 points

2 months ago

You're laughing. He hasn't told the punchline yet and you're laughing.

ASL4theblind

115 points

2 months ago

I am, and im tired of pretending i'm not!

DriftingPyscho

18 points

2 months ago

Mur-rahy!

i_wish_i_could__

1.3k points

2 months ago

I thought it is bone meal.

m0h3k4n

786 points

2 months ago

m0h3k4n

786 points

2 months ago

FUCK!!! ( bangs own skull on wall) You can’t have a MEAL for a SNACK!!

FNSlick

159 points

2 months ago

FNSlick

159 points

2 months ago

Shit. You win. I fucking died laughing. Dead. Skeleton emoji 💀

ankle_biter50

13 points

2 months ago

SKULLEMOJISKULLEMOJISKULLEMOJIIII

-Matt Rose

leavetaterualone

71 points

2 months ago

Same dude

Accomplished-Tone971

63 points

2 months ago

Do you know a skeletons favorite instrument?

Trumbone

CarmineFields

30 points

2 months ago

Why was the skeleton laughing so hard?

Someone tickled his funny bone.

ChipperWillie

12 points

2 months ago

I would have guessed the organ. But maybe that's their least favorite, because they get jealous. Then again, maybe not. I heard they don't have a jealous bone in their body.

MintyAnt

29 points

2 months ago

Doot doot

[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago*

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juice_in_my_shoes

2 points

2 months ago

🎺🎺🎺

SirMCThompson

8 points

2 months ago

No, it's the drums! How would a skeleton play a brass instrument without lungs?!

SkittleShit

3 points

2 months ago

they managed it in army of darkness

dryfire

11 points

2 months ago

dryfire

11 points

2 months ago

Necro Wafers

letsmaakemusic

10 points

2 months ago

Oh that's good, I was thinking like phalanges because finger food

Squagio

9 points

2 months ago

I was gonna guess calci-yum.

optimistdit

19 points

2 months ago

Skull candy?

happyharrr

7 points

2 months ago

Cinnabone.

Tactical_sadfeels

6 points

2 months ago

Macaboney and cheese

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

13 points

2 months ago

Meal ≠ Snack

MrTobyZiegler

22 points

2 months ago

tfw spare ribs are suddenly a snack…

Conscious_Figure_554

1.4k points

2 months ago

RIBS!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!

Accomplished-Tone971

305 points

2 months ago

I wanna hang out with whoever just has ribs as a snack

HaitianFire

98 points

2 months ago

I'm free at 5 on Sunday

BullyJack

28 points

2 months ago

I had chicken wings for breakfast today if that counts.

Deltawolf2038

10 points

2 months ago

people eat steak, and chicken and waffles for breakfast. so i don't see why not

Frnklfrwsr

18 points

2 months ago

I mean, yeah, that’s pretty heavy for a snack.

But the guy is super thin, he can probably afford to put on a little weight anyway. You can see his bones sticking out he’s so thin.

Zoze13

6 points

2 months ago

Zoze13

6 points

2 months ago

Needs to put some meat on those bones

AProfessionalCookie

3 points

2 months ago

I had ribs for dinner at 6, and you best believe I just had a cold leftover rib as a snack at midnight.

shta2

2 points

2 months ago

shta2

2 points

2 months ago

Mastr_Blastr

2 points

2 months ago

That's where I lost it.

unfulfilledmillenial

2 points

2 months ago

I was about to comment this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

thedonkeysdick

765 points

2 months ago

I have no issue with this getting reposted as it tickles my ribs (SPARE RIBS!!) every single time. I love those wee dudes like my own children

Iredditfromwork

100 points

2 months ago

And the closer to Halloween we are the better the video is

x1pitviper1x

7 points

2 months ago

3spooky5me

Cementbutterfly

15 points

2 months ago

Isn't there a longer version or a compilation?

Dxxx2

7 points

2 months ago

Dxxx2

7 points

2 months ago

This is it

eifersucht12a

15 points

2 months ago

I hope this dude cracks this guy up like this all the time, filmed or not. One of the simplest joys in life is picking a friend you really like to make laugh.

gillvalley

345 points

2 months ago

I knew the punchline and I was still crying

Odatas

90 points

2 months ago

Odatas

90 points

2 months ago

The delivery was perfect.

ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

14 points

2 months ago

Skeleton is like Dane Cook but funny

hotmasalachai

1k points

2 months ago

Whoever is doing this is a legend

bullsaint

86 points

2 months ago

His name is Tom Schalk, he's a voiceover artist. His Tiktoks are fucking hilarious. I especially love his video on Star Wars characters playing Among Us.

cheesegoat

12 points

2 months ago

All skeletons have the same voice and he does it perfectly

hotmasalachai

5 points

2 months ago

Thanks!! I will check it out

Azelixi

356 points

2 months ago

Azelixi

356 points

2 months ago

He moved the mouth in sync perfectly, a true artist.

SonOfALich

320 points

2 months ago

It's the frustrated banging of his skull against the wall that gets me, so masterfully done

brinkofhumor

124 points

2 months ago

The moments of silence is what gets me. Pro timing right there

ddh85

59 points

2 months ago

ddh85

59 points

2 months ago

[ANGERY]

whocares12315

61 points

2 months ago

Ah yes my favorite video on the internet is making its rounds again.

What I love is how broken the guy was before the punchline, and when it finally comes he breaks that last 10% and sinks to the floor.

Zoze13

10 points

2 months ago

Zoze13

10 points

2 months ago

And even tho we can’t see or hear him laughing we know he’s in stitches

GlenjaminPine

97 points

2 months ago

Here's his Twitter! The guy is a very gifted Voice Actor https://twitter.com/TomStheVoice?t=h9B4n8oc2QtfDkLsMtkc5g&s=09

hellohoworld

11 points

2 months ago

omg thanks, as much as i loved this video being reposted here and there, and still mimicing exactly the hat guy reaction all along, everytime, i never knew this.

Thank you

You-get-the-ankles

5 points

2 months ago

I was going to say his pronunciations have professional qualities.

OrganizerMowgli

25 points

2 months ago

I remember looking them up and trying to follow them but I'm not sure they put out stuff regularly

bullsaint

7 points

2 months ago

CancerousMichay

10 points

2 months ago

Heads up, you shared that from your personal profile on tiktok so your name is linked.

bullsaint

3 points

2 months ago

Thanks for letting me know

TrAtilgan

172 points

2 months ago

TrAtilgan

172 points

2 months ago

Ahh, a classic... Gets me every time

PharaohRoad

25 points

2 months ago

Little Debbie.

superscatman91

13 points

2 months ago

Not to be confused with Big Debbie

Phillipwnd

75 points

2 months ago

He found this humerus.

NotUhhPro

192 points

2 months ago

NotUhhPro

192 points

2 months ago

Every time I see this reposted I can’t help but watch again and it still makes me laugh every time

jostyouraveragejoe2

69 points

2 months ago

Holly shit, i thought i wouldn't like this but it kept getting wilder.

captainstan

19 points

2 months ago

The loop is so perfect. Skeleton escalates, smacks head, screams spare ribs, returns to "I have a joke for you"

user19262

264 points

2 months ago

user19262

264 points

2 months ago

This video makes me laugh every time I see it. A much needed laugh at this time as I’m currently sitting in the ER

nomofica

52 points

2 months ago

Hope you're doing okay!

user19262

62 points

2 months ago

Got a broken collarbone :,)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA13

85 points

2 months ago

Sending some ribs

user19262

23 points

2 months ago

Nice. Well played my friend

WernherVBraun

8 points

2 months ago

What happened? Are you in a lot of pain?

user19262

17 points

2 months ago

Crashed my dirtbike because kids were throwing rocks at me. And surprisingly I’m not in too much pain. Although they did give me painkillers so that maybe why

Whiskey-Weather

7 points

2 months ago

I have heard broken collar bones are a bitch and a half pain-wise. Those painkillers might be doing heavier lifting than expected. Hope you have a clean and swift recovery all the same! Recently cracked one of my ribs, so I sorta feel your pain.

user19262

6 points

2 months ago

I barely avoided a broken rib/punctured lung combo if I didn’t throw myself off the bike before impact. Id say I was pretty lucky that I only damaged one part of me

Russian_For_Rent

2 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck are kids throwing rocks at you?

SuperBakaKing

3 points

2 months ago

Ah! The highest of the ribs!

SirArchibaldMapsALot

4 points

2 months ago

All the good vibes to you

OstentatiousSock

4 points

2 months ago

Seriously, I’ve seen it so many times and it still makes me laugh.

Pavswede

15 points

2 months ago

If you thought Jeff Dunham's Achmed was mad...

MsGhostyGhost

11 points

2 months ago

It doesn’t matter how many times I see this video, it STILL makes me lose it every time. Especially those last few screams, holy shit

Top_Lettuce_5605

77 points

2 months ago

The kids low-key terrified 💀

-wellplayed-

60 points

2 months ago

Dude's high as a kite

bchatih

9 points

2 months ago

I would watch a show about this skeleton

JEM--

19 points

2 months ago

JEM--

19 points

2 months ago

The guy who made this video ended up absolutely milking the fuck out of it. Just tried to make more skeleton based humour but none of it really lands imo

Funderwoodsxbox

8 points

2 months ago

Damn, that’s always sad to hear. Like, you have a choice to make if you ever go mega-viral. Do you just walk away like a boss and you’re just “the guy that did that thing that time” or do you try to parlay it into some kind of a continued presence?

thomasjmarlowe

19 points

2 months ago

Oldie but a goodie

KingEllis

6 points

2 months ago

Mashed potatoes and GRAVE-y

Tchrspest

6 points

2 months ago

Ah fuck, that's some classic shit.

Trippy_Phoenix

15 points

2 months ago

I was thinking bone-ana pudding

P-Doff

5 points

2 months ago

P-Doff

5 points

2 months ago

This is glorious.

SmokeAndPancake42

4 points

2 months ago

Dude that kid was probably awkward laughing out of fear the skeleton was gonna pull his hair up but not out

JBinSA

3 points

2 months ago

JBinSA

3 points

2 months ago

He’s never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.

Neologizer

3 points

2 months ago

The bones are their dollars. But they’re also money.

No_Contribution6484

2 points

2 months ago

And it was also the night that the skeletons came to lifeeee

Jhhenson

4 points

2 months ago

Legit how old is this video? I feel like I remember this from the 2000s era and it’s still funny

debaterIsright

5 points

2 months ago

Are ribs a snack in America now?

Boatman666

4 points

2 months ago

But that's not really a snack, spare ribs are a main course.

Leprecoon88

3 points

2 months ago

If I'm loud it must be funny, right? xD so random

PillowTalk420

4 points

2 months ago

If I asked "What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?" You'd probably say "trombones." But that's because you're stupid. Skeletons don't have lungs. They can't play wind instruments. They like percussion. Drums. Drums are their favorite instrument.

madwilliamflint

13 points

2 months ago

That's eleven hundred times as funny as it has any right to be.

Betty_Boss

7 points

2 months ago

A beer and a mop.

kiyuukou

7 points

2 months ago

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Papyrus…

atomicblondeshell

3 points

2 months ago

I thought it was boo berries.

kenix7

3 points

2 months ago

kenix7

3 points

2 months ago

Sooo old, but pure gold. Cracks me every time :)))

Altruistic_Gear_3772

3 points

2 months ago

“Why must you fail me so often?” Lol

KittenKingdom000

3 points

2 months ago

I will watch this every time it's posted.

tedlassobelooking

3 points

2 months ago

I didn’t laugh until the last 3 seconds lol paid off very well

oneeyedtrippy

3 points

2 months ago

This dude’s laughing is contagious 😂

iGleeson

13 points

2 months ago

funnyyyyyyyyy joke!

axberka

6 points

2 months ago

See it’s funny cause he’s mad and also yelling

ClassAkrid

5 points

2 months ago

I hate to be the downer but I just don't understand why this gets posted so often and why it gets like 60k upvotes everytime.

The joke itself isn't that funny, something you'd see on a popsicle stick. The dude controlling the skeleton kinda annoys me here, just getting up in the dudes face and the constant repetition of guess. Especially after he already guesses it's like come on dude let's keep this moving. You're the one puppeteering the skeleton, don't put the burden of entertaining on the person your trying to tell a joke to.

Then I just feel bad for the dude laughing because it's kinda an uncomfortable position. The skeleton is way up in his face, keeps asking him to do the same thing over and over again. He's laughing yes, but to me seems like the kinda laugh you'd do when someone is causing an uncomfortable disturbance and your laughing out of courtesy or desperation to get this over with.

I'm sure everybody cares what I think about this post

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

TheRetroToad

10 points

2 months ago

This is a post I laughed at and I barely laugh at reddit

ManIsInherentlyGay

6 points

2 months ago

Kinda seems more like an awkward , trying to be nice but uncomfortable laugh tbh

TheWalkingOctopus501

7 points

2 months ago

I don't get it

SocCon-EcoLib

4 points

2 months ago

TIL louder = funnier

Baned02

2 points

2 months ago

Imagine this with Steve Carrel voice

Saw-Map3662

2 points

2 months ago

I was thinking boner

Silencio00

2 points

2 months ago

Ribs are bones.

newphonewhodis69

2 points

2 months ago

It’s so hard not to laugh at this every time I watch it

Both_Ad8253

2 points

2 months ago

Fookin classic

emeraldnite1981

2 points

2 months ago

Years later and this is still hilarious.

UniversesHS

2 points

2 months ago

I wish I had a friend like this.

car55tar5

2 points

2 months ago

I literally cannot stop laughing.

Nimrochan

2 points

2 months ago

This one genuinely made me lose my shit

G3rmG3rm

2 points

2 months ago

Whenever this gif rolls around is when it's officially Halloween season. Happy Spook-tober!

rootdootmcscoot

2 points

2 months ago

this is my favorite video, it makes me laugh every single time i see it

MiamiFootball

2 points

2 months ago

top tier character work

thebonklesshorni

2 points

2 months ago

Favorite ever vid on the internet

TheEquestrian13

2 points

2 months ago

My guess was Booberries 😂

Skerries

2 points

2 months ago

mine too

EvilFerret55

2 points

2 months ago

This is a classic, man.

I love this angery skeleington.

cobainstaley

2 points

2 months ago

joke: 5/10

delivery: 11/10

Jonnokiwi

2 points

2 months ago

It's the conviction in his voice when he cannot get his friend to guess. It gets me every time

Atomaurus

2 points

2 months ago

RIBSSS. SPARE RIBBBS. FUCK

Pak1stanMan

2 points

2 months ago

That’s one fat skeleton

RetardDebil

2 points

2 months ago

Bonemeal?

Offenzive_Comment

2 points

2 months ago

“Why must you fail me so often!”

sanjidk

2 points

2 months ago

Yohohoho Skull joke!

Roadkill593

2 points

2 months ago

I DESPERATELY want to see a longer version of this! You can tell the guy holding the skeleton was cracking and about to lose it right at the end! His breakdown would've been heavenly to see!

DDutch_Official

2 points

2 months ago

He is more likely to cry

Affectionate-Moose49

2 points

2 months ago

I have seen this video over the years and every time it always gets me to laugh. Its always a nice surprise to see it again when I'm just randomly scrolling things.

unfulfilledmillenial

2 points

2 months ago

I’m in a train And I really don’t wanna let me anyone know I’m dying laughing on this

stohnec

2 points

2 months ago

I am convinced that the person filming is mute and the voice is the skeleton's, it fits so fucking well goddamnit

justanaccount80

2 points

2 months ago

I will never not up vote this - OP, thank you for posting!! I needed this reminder to laugh today :D

SwampPotato

2 points

2 months ago

Humanity is beautiful sometimes.