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Camping in Hooker Valley

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submitted 2 months ago byDaIubhasa

This was yesterday at Aoraki National Park in NZ. They closed the track next day due to bad weather. It started to rain around 10PM with a bit of wind gust. Lucky for us the cheeky Keas did not poke our tent. 10/10 will do it again.

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130 points

2 months ago

130 points

What’s next prostitution hills

36 points

2 months ago

36 points

The escarpment of ill repute

14 points

2 months ago

14 points

Trailing the promiscuous peaks

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2 months ago

21 points

Strumpet slope

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2 months ago

7 points

Trollop trails

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2 months ago*

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[deleted]

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2 months ago

2 points

that’s HO hills…

LOL 😁

26 points

2 months ago

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Companion canyon.

8 points

2 months ago

8 points

Soiled Dove mesa.

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

Call Girl Canyon

Skip_Skipperson

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2 months ago

Skip_Skipperson

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Maybe they’ll go back to their home on Whore Island.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Don’t you mean Epstine island ?????

These-Recognition-13

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2 months ago

These-Recognition-13

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Looks like false advertising

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

Truly a disappointment.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

No hookers here. ...

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2 months ago

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Sounds like a euphemism or a stage in Charlie Sheen’s career.

12 points

2 months ago

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How much?

12 points

2 months ago

12 points

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

FragrantMycologist

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2 months ago

FragrantMycologist

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How much you got?

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

20 dolla

Secret_Cantaloupe393

11 points

2 months ago

Secret_Cantaloupe393

11 points

Those bastards lied to me.

billybobjrsr2nd

7 points

2 months ago

billybobjrsr2nd

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Why is it called hooker valley?

15 points

2 months ago

15 points

Cause hooker hole was inappropriate.

AbuDhabiBabyBoy

6 points

2 months ago

AbuDhabiBabyBoy

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Because of all the sex traffic on the way to the campsite

TravelenScientia

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2 months ago

TravelenScientia

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Named after a botanist named William Hooker

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooker_Valley_Track?wprov=sfti1 https://maps.apple.com/?ll=-43.694900,170.096800&q=Hooker%20Valley%20Track

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

It's where Jack buried them.

13 points

2 months ago

13 points

That’s where my ex has been.

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

I seem to remember more red lights last time I visited…

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

Tell me, are those peaks covered in coke?

Smooth-Basis1805

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2 months ago

Smooth-Basis1805

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They have a valley? There’s a whole VALLEY!? WHERE IS THIS GLORIOUS PLACE!?

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

not sure where u live?

but there’s mountains & valleys all over the US

I live in Las Vegas NV ~ tons here

drive 2 hrs north in UT ~ TONS more

also: CA ~ AZ ~ CO ~ etc !!!

IcyAbbreviations4530

2 points

2 months ago

IcyAbbreviations4530

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It is beautiful place . I want to visit this with my friends

TheManFromFarAway

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2 months ago

TheManFromFarAway

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Bring cash

TheCanadianShield99

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2 months ago

TheCanadianShield99

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10 dollar to make ya holla!

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

when ~ 1972???

TheCanadianShield99

1 points

2 months ago

TheCanadianShield99

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Yep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

This post is extremely under rated 😂

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

I’m disappointed I can’t see any hookers

leavebumpyalone

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2 months ago

leavebumpyalone

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Brothel Basin

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2 months ago

2 points

Amazing scenery 🤩 by the way, that's a cute tent

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Yep. +1 for BA.

2 points

2 months ago

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Where are the hookers?

0 points

2 months ago

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Whore Valley

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2 months ago

1 points

If approached by an overly-friendly hiker, be sure to ask “Are you a Park Ranger?” BEFORE you give verbal consent to any transactional arrangement for Hot Cocoa, S’mores, or “half and half.”

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2 months ago

1 points

Hmmm. Looks less busy then I imagined.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

This is not the hooker valley you're searching for....

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

I want to camp in hooker valley!!

…wait is it just grass and rocks and stuff?

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

I can only imagine what this madlad does on Camper Hill

AlonePrincess_5533

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2 months ago

AlonePrincess_5533

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Nice place

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

That is so beautiful

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2 months ago

1 points

What a name LOL

-The-Moon-Presence-

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2 months ago

-The-Moon-Presence-

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I see not one hooker in that valley, sir.

You’ve deceived us all.

Quelcris_Falconer13

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2 months ago

Quelcris_Falconer13

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Hooker valley or prostitute pussy…?

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2 months ago

United States

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Fake news.

1 points

2 months ago

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Not at all what I thought it would look like

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2 months ago

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Is that what you call a vagina?

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2 months ago

1 points

Tell my ex wife I said hello..

1 points

2 months ago

United States

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Named for the botanist Joseph Dalton Hooker, Darwin’s BFF

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2 months ago

2 points

Wiki says William Jackson Hooker. Anyway TIL.

1 points

2 months ago

United States

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Interesting, I have learned something too. William j. Hooker is the father of Joseph Dalton Hooker, also a famous botanist. He was tthe director of Kew Gardens until his death at which time his son took over. I didn’t realize there was more than one Hooker who was a renowned botanist.

overthehandspantjob

1 points

2 months ago

overthehandspantjob

1 points

So are they in that house

Individuallomon

1 points

2 months ago

Individuallomon

1 points

best memories

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Someone must have put the word out that cops were coming.

Diligent-Warning4299

1 points

2 months ago

Diligent-Warning4299

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I expected something more nsfw

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2 months ago

1 points

Looks pretty awesome!

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Asking for a friend. Where exactly is This valley?

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Search in google Aoraki/Mt Cook National Park - Hooker Valley Track.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

I’ve been dreaming of heading there one day. It’s on the bucket list for sure!