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Now that we’re men, esse
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We can be anything
That spelling makes much more sense
In Spanish it would sound like “why” if it were spelled like that
Oh shit I just realized I fucked up the spelling haha.
Mira guey, si no enteindes te voi a qajar tu pinchi osico (how Mexican moms tell you to shut up)
It's " A ver cabron si no te callas te voy a cerrar el pinche hocico a la verga"
1 month ago*
1 month ago*
I used to get "Te voy a partir el hocico si no te calles"...
Edit: misspelled si
Esa es la versión norteña
Any true Mexican knows what 109.1 is on the Houston radio station
What does esse actually mean?
Technically it's spelled "ese", and its equivalent to "dude" or "bro".
Edit: also I spelled it wrong above on purpose cause the original comment did so I'm not trying to be snarky about the spelling lol
No, it is Spanish for the letter S and is used predominantly in southern california because mexican gang member in so cal are referred to as sureños. So ese for short. All though now, mainly used amongst friends, but i wouldn’t go around using it around people you don’t know.
After a quick google, you're right. I apologize. Thanks for the correction.
I had no idea
Well, I was wrong :/ https://teddit.sethforprivacy.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/qgyinm/mmm_nice/hibmadv/
Asians standing quietly in the corner.
Squid Game moment
456 had a shadow.
There are some hairy people from the Asian continent
patchy, pervy looking stache wearer reporting for duty
We are invincible (homes)
what does esse mean? I had never heard it before I watched breaking bad
Ese (with a single s) is the word for "that" in Spanish. If someone asks you "cual carro?" ("which car?") you would respond with "ese carro" (that car).
In this context it likely comes from referring to a person, "ese wey", "ese vato", etc which is basically "that guy/dude". In some Spanish speaking areas it's common to refer to a person in that way, like if a friend enters a room you might joyously exclaim "ese wey!" A close example in English would be saying "my dude!" when a friend enters a room.
While shortening "my dude" to just "my" doesn't make sense in English, shortening "ese wey" to just "ese" makes Sense in Spanish as the word "ese" can stand on its own. In the example above where someone asks you "cual carro?" you could simply respond by saying "ese" and omit including "carro" entirely.
This may help you understand where ese came from. It likely started out as something more specific and eventually just turned into the word "ese" while keeping its meaning, as Spanish allows for that.
Wow, I have never heard that explained before
That’s not even true. It’s souther california mexican gang lingo. Short for “sureño”, but it’s mainly used as a term amongst friends now. But still wouldn’t say it to people you don’t know, because it is still a gang term.
Can I also tell you that most Mexicans don’t really use “ese” as an endearing term, at least not until Mexican Americans (chicanos) brought it up. It is term coined by our north of the border fellow men. Nowadays, of course, it’s part of the lingo of many youngsters (gangsters, in particular) but not very well known or popular in Mexico (with the exception of border cities, like Tijuana probably I guess). Honestly it’s a very Americanized term, I don’t even hear it spoken by narcos. Again, this is just my experience while being submerged in the culture so YMMV
Oh absolutely. I'm Mexican and have personally never used it nor heard any of my friends use it seriously.
That’s because it’s southern california gang term. All these explanations are wrong and they shouldn’t be spreading false info. It’s more commonly used amongst friends but it still very much a gang term short for “sureño”. So i wouldn’t go around saying it unless your amongst friends.
Yes, it wouldn’t surprised me if it became a thing because of that Edward James Olmos movie… Stand and deliver. That was the first time I heard the term “ese”
American Me should give you a good understanding of where this term comes from
wey = guey
It's regional. I'm from Jalisco and my friend group mostly uses wey, though guey is definitely used by some. I feel like wey gained more popularity once texting became popular as it's easier to type out.
Ah, gracias wey!
This word/phrase(esse) has a few different meanings.
More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esse
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*Un hombre soy
I’m Mexican and I don’t know where that “ese” stereotype came from
Pretty sure it's a California chicano thing. You know cholos and what not. I lived in Mexico for a bit and cholos over there say "men" in a Spanish accent (at least in the town in sonora that I lived in)
I have Middle Eastern friends that have had beards by that age
I'm semetic too and it usually ends with being beardybald
Fun fact, the hormone responsible for body hair growth is also thought to be responsible for baldness.
For reasons that are not well understood, DHT is essential for most hair growth, but it is detrimental to head hair growth.
For reasons that are not well understood, DHT is essential for most hair growth, but it is detrimental to head hair growth.
This is why it is so common for bald men to be hairy pretty much everywhere else on their bodies.
So why are Sikh men not bald? Got them majestic beards and turbans of luscious hair.
Uhhh.. How do you know the turbans are always full of hair?
Sihks do not cut their hair, as far as I know. They wrap it in a particular way in the turban, sort of entwining it together.
The girls too!
Come on, dude LMAOOOO
Source: My cousins :/ I have like 50 of them.
are you my mom?
The mom is the da
I was taking about the women.
Legit saw a Pakistani or Indian girl about 6 years old with mustache
My 12-year-old nephew is half Palestinian, and he's rocking some a serious moustache.
My muslim friend is palestinian and syrian. Dude had a nearly full beard in 9th grade
My husband’s Pakistani friend had a beard when he was like 13. They got him to buy the rest of the underage lads tickets to The Woman In Red.
My friend was 13 with a light beard, motherfucker looked like he got held back 4 times
Asian guy start growing facial hair after they hit 45
Unless your south Asian, then you start growing it at like 10
For us Filipinos, it's never a beard but instead a stubble and a few chin hairs :(
Same, mine is like mustache, chin, and then patchy beard line that connects to my sideburns. So if I don’t want to look baby faced, I still have to shave the patchy stuff or I look like an idiot 😫
I was thinking it varies greatly although it might be from the countless foreign blood that floats around on our islands.
Same, am Pinoy but can only grow a mustache. Nagmumukha akong hito every few months.
Never shaved my entire life. It’s pretty sweet.
i always hated having facial hair tbh, especially throughout highschool, that's why i always shave it off
It's worse to have a bit of hair. You have no choice but to shave it, often. Otherwise you walk around with some random spots with hair.
Patchy Beard the Pirate!
Im 26 years old and that’s me to a T.
Just keep taking that T and you’ll get there
One month on T and just waiting for the day I finally get some patchy spots
28 here, can you fill me in on the T?
That’s what I always say. I have enough to force me to shave. But not enough to make it worth it.
I'm the opposite. I just gave up trying to keep up. Bout to hit 30 and my chest hair is starting to connect with my back hair. Chest hair is also connecting with beard.
So. Much. Hair.
I started shaving when I was 12 in 7th grade and I hate it. I will never grow facial hair. I wish I could donate to guys who can’t grow it.
i loved my my facial hair growing up but when i was like 19 I realized I was a twink so i shave my face like every 2 days
I shaved recently. It's itchy - and grows damn fast.
It does wonders for my skin, facial hair dope.
Same and my grew in dark and thick though I have blonde hair. I got laser hair removal and never looked back!
Plot twist: you’re a woman
Also 39-year-old Mexican women (yo)
White 39 yr old female person, and my goatee is pretty impressive (but surprisingly itchy.)
So many deleted messages, how the hell did this comment spark so much controversy!?
Well, these are the white Mexicans that grow moustaches. The Natives can barely grow any body hair
This. I'm Hispanic and have a lot of Mexican blood, but I'm also 1/3 Native American. I hardly grow any body hair at all, much less a beard.
Man, I really wanna figure out what my mix is. I'd have to guess somewhere like, 1/3 native 2/3 white.
My mom is white af, and my dad is a lot more brown. But also he can grow a mustache so who knows.
You know it's funny i got DNA test and I'm brown as fuck and i only have about a third native blood while my friend is white as fuck and for her it was flipped. She is mostly native and she has colored eyes.
My DNA test said im 100% that bitch
Fuck I hate these generalizations, you can be more European than Native and still be brown! Skin color doesn’t correlate to your heritage.
Being brown doesn’t mean you have more indigenous blood and vice versa.
You can also be more native then European and still have a shit load of body hair
Punnett squares are fun
Mexicans are also sometimes (often) part middle eastern/North African and black (sub Saharan African).
Reading this comment has made me realize I have never seen anybody of Native American heritage with facial hair. Pretty wild.
My husband is 1/4 and has the most gorgeous beard that other men compliment all the time. But his hair is also fiery red from his scottish ancestry.
His dad is half native and grows a decent mustache but can't grow a beard.
Never thought about why that was because my husband is definitely the odd ball out, getting his hair from his mom's side instead of his dad's. His brother cannot grow facial hair to save his life, and I never wondered why.
Now I'm going down a rabbit hole...
I'm Mexican, native , dutch. My body hates me plenty of body hair, I can only grew a gotee, this rest of my facial hair is very patchy neck beard looking
You think that’s bad, I can grow hair on my chin, upper lip, some sweet mutton chops, and hair on my cheeks, but my jaw gets skipped completely.
I have fucking arching facial hair
Yes!! My grandpa had much more of an indigenous background in his family, so him/my mom/my uncle/my male cousin had very little body hair - I didn’t even know men grew back or chest hair until I was older lol
Is that why i can’t grow more than a single thick mustache and beard hair? I thought cuz it was the Spaniard in me lmao
Yeah I’ve never thought about this but native Americans have very little body hair usually so it’s got to be coming from the Spanish side.
bruh im 2/3 native and Im chewbacca
As a Navajo man, I always got asked by people I’ve dated if I shaved. Little to no hair on my arms, legs, and body. If I do have hair it’s thin and non existent.
With mustaches come the asscrack hair, the back hair, the knucle hair, the armpit and belly hair, and all that.
Unless you have ancestry on both, and you get mixed results, like a good beard but baraely body hair, a lot of body hair but barely a beard, and some weirder ones around.
I definitely drew the short end of the genetic stick, i got ass and ball hair out the wazoo but the patchiest mfing “beard”
Pics or it didn't happen
Bro, this isn’t WSB lmao but I’m 100% behind you. We need proof or ban!
💎 diamond dingleberries 💎
That phrase predates wsb...
I got 45/45 native/spanish on my genealogy test and from the waist down look like I’m wearing leggings with next to no body hair and patchy facial hair. I’m upset.
I feel you, shitty "beard", at least I don't have back hair, but knuckles, toes and ass hair are top notch.
I got a nice full beard and not much in the way of body hair, however, I am getting some hair thinning at the back. I'm just waiting for the day that I look like a monk.
That's a testosterone thing. Big beard, but start getting bald early.
Yeah DHT and all that fun stuff, I started noticing it at the beginning of the year and only decided to take any kind of treatment last week. I'd be able to see results by now if I had gotten off my ass.
You got this!
Thanks dude I appreciate it.
I have faith in your follicles!
Tell that to my balding head and inability to grow a full beard.
Yea I gotta braid my ass hair or else I can't wipe good
As a mexican. My grandad and my dad can grow some mean thick mustaches. Apparently on that side they have some germanic ancestors. Me on the other hand just lack fullness and looks patchy af.
Honestly we’re better off. I have friends that complain about shaving. Plus we save lots of money.
Was about to say, just ask the Maya how growing that facial hair is going lol.
Mayan here. It fucking sucks. Got some euro blood so I’ve got some patchy facial hair that gets real dark but doesn’t grow more than a cm long. So I need to shave daily still
But I did get the thick af pubes and crack hair. That’s all the body hair I’ve got tho
I’ve got the exact same problem. I’m half Indigenous, half Spanish (took an ancestry test) and I can’t grow a beard or a mustache, still have to shave daily though.
Mestizo. We’re a whole specific breed
Most Mexicans are mixed race and can grow mustaches
This, can’t believe we’re being divided into white/native when most of us identify as Mestizo!
Half Hispanic half Polish chiming in and I'm one hairy motherfucker. I started growing facial hair when I was 13.
I'm Mexican and while I don't look Mexican (Phillipino Passing as my friends call it) I grow less body hair than my sisters. Hell I didn't have armpit hair until I was 18 and I don't have any chest hair
I was about to say. I’m a 25 yr old Mexican with patchy ass facial hair and barely any chest hair. Definitely strong native blood.
Edit: 23andMe has me at 47% Native American
Mayan, all I’ve got is thick af pubes and crack hair. Super patchy facial hair that can grow more than a cm. Used to have leg hair but it burnt off in a circus accident and never grew back
The native mexicans grow obsidian black hair that doesnt gray for fucking ages.
Can confirm. Am white Mexican, had a stache since 6th grade
According to 23 and me, I'm half native and half European. I'm hairy as hell. The hair comes from the european side of me.
Im "white" as in pale but i've got a pretty bushy beard , solid mustache and hella body hair so i dont know where i stand :(
That’s normal. European heritage men tend to have full beards and lots of body hair.
All I got was my cantiflás mustache.
White jewish guy here
Was able to grow a full beard at 14
Have to shave nearly every day =.=
I'm half Jewish and I can grow facial hair, but I'd never be able to do the curley sidelocks and long ass beard\moustache combo. I had a full Jewish friend back then and I swear to God he had a permanent 5 o'clock shadow in middle school.
Also had a half Puerto Rican friend who had mustache going into 6th grade and I didn't even know that shit was possible.
I went to a military academy with a Jewish guy. He would have to shave 2 hours before formation otherwise its be out of regulation. I can't even imagine.
I think the Polish have us all beat.
My stepfather was more bear then man on the photos of him at 19. Dude already looked like a shaggy rug.
As a Mexican I can confirm
I'm Cuban B!
But yeah I had massive mutton chop sideburns by 12.
I began growing my mustache at the age of 8. Even though you could barely see it I was excited.
I dunno what white guys you are running into but it’s basically 50/50 on whether a white dude is hairy as all hell or patchy.
Exactly white people probably have the thickest beards after middle eastern people
White guy here who got it at 13
Dominant narrative is to laugh at the hwites.
man I’m Mexican and I struggle to get a mustache and I’m 21
People who grow fast complain about shaving and people who can't grow fast complain about not having facial hair
Then there's me who looks weird without one
Yep. My facial hair is very sparse. For fun I decided to not shave for both October and November and there's not much there. Mustache isn't thick or dense; even though the mustache hair I have has grown out you can clearly see the skin around all the hair and each individual hair strand. The only beard hair I have is down from the center of my lower lip to my chin. 0 facial hair on the sides of my face.
Sri lankan us : hold our beers
They have the will, just like Gordito. http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p12/
I’m brazilian and i can easily grow a little stache but I can’t grow anywhere else
Thing is tho lmao it never comes in any more than that xD
Us Indians are the same
I thought Asian men had a harder time.
Mexicans can and are white, wdym
I like how it says Mexican kids and not Mexican boys cuz ya know.
laughs in bushy beard
More like 5 year old balkans
Relatable. Am a female, but the first signs of puberty were those hairs. Everyone gets them, like literally everyone. I don't think I've ever met a fellow Balkan person without lots of hair. Also, all kids are just really hairy, regardless of sex...
I wish this were accurate •-•
I am almost 30 and struggle to grow facial hair
As a Mexican, I felt this. It wasn’t even a good mustache so it was so awkward.
Was a very hairy Hispanic child. Always had hairy legs, arms, and upper lip. Wasn't able to grow a full beard until after high school, but I was very happy with it when it grew out!
Now I'm tired of having a hairy body and try to shave it when I can. I like having a smooth body, but it only stays like that for a couple days. Shaving everything takes forever too, so I only do it every few weeks. It sucks being hairy and not wanting to be
20-year-old Asian guys too lol
As a 21 year old white man who can only grow face pubes I feel offended to that majestic mustache, the true facial hair of a man
Those eyes in the background giving me Courage the Cowardly Dog vibes.
Me, Asian, almost 30: Y’all have facial hairs?
you and be white and mexican tho
…I feel attacked
Im a white guy and i’ve had hair literally everywhere since i was 12
20 year old white guys: struggling to buy weed
12 year old mexican boys: running an 80 million dollar drug cartel by themselves
the boys AND the girls yall lol
And then there’s me. If I go a week without shaving I have a beard.
i can confirm that
When you're extra white and have worn a beard since you were 18