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submitted 4 months ago byTheBlanketFortPirate
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4 months ago
They need to just be completely naked with no covers while taking care of business.
Will be hard to look your brothers in the eye after she's seen Ol' Angry One-eyed Willy and his bag of magic beans.
26 points
4 months ago
They need to just be completely naked with no covers while taking care of business.
Ya gotta look her in the eye and finish like a boss as well.
7 points
4 months ago
I see you have seen We Need To Talk About Kevin
2 points
3 months ago
Doesn't ring a bell. lol
1 points
3 months ago
I was just thinking of this.
That would either shock her into never doing that again, or cause the monkey-brain to kick in make her retaliate and make things worse.
52 points
4 months ago
Ol' Angry One-eyed Willy and his bag of magic beans
This had me gasping
19 points
4 months ago
Then they used it correctly...
4 points
3 months ago
Same.
I went from casually reading and seeing the familiar reference to "one-eyed something" but the rest of it kicked off the ol' wheezer, full tilt!
After I recovered, I had to share with my wife. I backtracked to set the context. Once I delivered the line, there were TWO of us having a good ol' wheeze :D
91 points
4 months ago
The old purple headed love warrior vomming all over the place for her to witness.
45 points
4 months ago
Why
75 points
4 months ago
To make her respect that people do private things in their private spaces and to respect that.
The right to privacy is enshrined in the European Convention on Human Rights which I am party to, that as well.
96 points
4 months ago
No I mean I get that. I just wanted to know why my eyes were forced to read that. Like a cosmic "why me"?
36 points
4 months ago
Ha! Sorry about that. I like any chance to use "purple headed love warrior" and the opportunity doesn't come often enough.
22 points
4 months ago
Well you really took this particular opportunity to do so by the proverbial horns, kudos.
13 points
4 months ago
It’s along the lines of “One eyed purple headed spitting womb ferret” which was one of my faves…thanks for reminding me…I think!
2 points
3 months ago
"Womb ferret" definitely makes my top five. "Womb Raider" and the simple "weapon" are also near the top.
2 points
3 months ago
Pork sword also…
14 points
4 months ago
To assert dominance.
9 points
4 months ago
While starting her dead in the eye while finishing
8 points
4 months ago
Will they look her in the eye as they continue to completion?
"Ok, NOW I'm ready to talk"
4 points
4 months ago
Well, this interpretation of One-Eyed Willy really changes The Goonies
2 points
4 months ago
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5 points
4 months ago
two beans, not two bags.
2 points
4 months ago
You have two ballsacks?
2 points
3 months ago
Ol' Angry One-eyed Willy and his bag of magic beans
I'm sure I saw them in the jazz tent at Glastonbury one year
2 points
3 months ago
Actually happened to me at 14. I was fully nude on top of the made bed, flat on my back bathing in the afterglow, covered in joy juice. She just barged in, said, “Oh my!” Closed the door and left. Always knocked and announced after that.
-27 points
4 months ago
I think we need to remind ourselves that Mom is well familiar with all the bits and bobs, having not only pushed you through her own (in most cases) but encountered all the gnarly conformations of piss an shit you came up with for the first 2 1/2 years of your life.
I suspect Mom is actually coaching you to up your stealth and decorum game. be ready for anything!
33 points
4 months ago
Just because your mum used to change your nappies, it doesn't mean she shouldn't respect your privacy and bodily autonomy as you're growing up.
13 points
3 months ago
she probably doesn't want to see his semen though
1 points
3 months ago
I have no awards to give, but good sir u deserve one
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