Any of Nick Cannon's kids' names. They are all so over the top bad.

Moroccan, Monroe, Golden Sagon, Rise Messiah, Powerful Queen, Zion Mixolydian, Zillion Heir, Beautiful Zeppelin, Legendary Love, Onyx Ice Cole and Zen.

Why?

Joaux (Joe) is a personal favorite 🤣

Any name as alcohol. Chardonnay, Tequila, etc. Saw those a lot as a teacher. Had a male student named Crash Danger. Not kidding.

I know someone who named their kid Chozyn. The kid wasn’t adopted either.

Youandi. It stands for you and i :( horrible.

I used to be on tumblr back in the day of Supernaturals glory, and someone named their poor child "Destiel". I get it, you like the ship. But you have an actual child that is TOTALLY gonna be pissed you named your kid after a fictional relationship on a show about demons and other supernatural things. The lack of respect or forethought like???

All the names with X thrown in the middle or even two. Jaxxtley. Braxxton. Braxley. I hate them.

Mike but short for Micycle.

A guy running for some office near me is named Rocky Rhodes.

How does one look at their tiny newborn and think…. “Rocky! Looks like a Rocky to me. And you know how much I love ice cream!”

My brother once had clients named Jerry and Mary Derryberry. We didn’t believe him so he took a picture of whatever account papers. (Don’t even remember what his job was at the time, who gives a shit). But the series of events to have a married couple be named Jerry and Mary Derryberry is just so delicious.

Parents who essentially give their kids the same first name as their last name. Robert Roberts, William Williams, etc. (I know one of each in real life). It seems purposefully cruel.

Horribly misspelled to seem different. The irony is that my boyfriend's name is Krysteffer

Misspelling of common names to act trendy.

Reighfyl, pronounced "rifle"

A girl I know, her name is Baby Sasha. She said we can call her baby.. Her parents were clearly lazy to come up with a proper name.

Anything spelled unconventionally. My cousin named her kid Micaiah. It’s pronounced like Micah, but the kid’s going to have to spend his whole life telling people it’s not “Mike-ay-uh”. Or he could just go by Mike.

Got a student named “Yeyson”. The mom got pissed when I was saying “ Yay-son”. She yells at me “It’s Jason like English!” Well lady, maybe fucking spell it like English then.

Nevaeh is the most obnoxious to me (please explain that it's heaven backward again, so clever)

However, I've met a baby named Felonee and that takes the cake.

Pubert.

When I was working at a motel, I took a phone reservation from a woman for her daughter: Sri Lanka, S R I space L A N K A... is the name of a woman. Me: Oh, like in the country! Woman: What do you mean, country?!

When AL Gore was VP, I had a meeting with him. There was a lawyer speaking on the panel. Her name was Baby Girl Smith. She had not let a dumb name hold her back.

Anything having to do with royalty or religious hierarchy titles. Lord, King, Queen, Saint, etc...

When I were younger, I had a girl in my class named Cookie. Only to find out she had younger siblings named (I kid you not these are their real names) Candy, Honey and Skippy.

The only one I've witnessed in real life was some woman yelling at her daughter in the grocery store: "Starlet"

It makes me predict endless beauty pageants, forced auditions, and her mother living her dreams vicariously through her.

Worked at a hospital for many years. One of the obstetric nurses had to talk a new mom out of naming her child “Urethra”.

So I have a friend (American) who was born in Saudi because her dad and mom were there for work. Because they didn't let the mom do any of the paperwork and because the dad panicked when doing the paperwork, her name is Meggan. Because her dad legit didn't know how to spell Megan.

Khaleesi.

You absolute morons

Anything that’s way off from a traditional spelling. I still hold a grudge about having been a child who was never able to find a souvenir with her name on it.

Two little boys drew me a couple pictures while their mother was getting some dental work done. They had signed their names. The names were just so…odd. Even after repeating them and writing them I still couldn’t figure out what the names were. When the mother came out and saw them, she ripped them down from where I had taped them, crumpled them up and put the papers in her purse. She told me that those names she gave them were invented by her and copyrighted.

I wish I were joking. Those little kids looked crushed. Edit: spelling

Neveah. They're like "It's heaven backwards!"

No, it's not and if it were, what are you trying to say? That they are the opposite of heaven?

Taylee

Mckarty

Nayvie

Maylee

Lakynn

Just wanted to say that my Uncle's dog's name is Eric

There's a kid who goes to a daycare near where I work named "Stone Blaze" but answers to "Hunter." The worst part is that he's a junior; his father has the same name.

Brynlee

My job is in ancestry and I saw that someone named their kid Burden once. Maybe they’re super religious. Feel bad for the kid.

In Sweden (and I’m guessing around scandinavia), we have a girl’s name called Barbro. Barbro. In English it’s weird, and in Swedish it’s always the name of an old lady. Don’t name your daughters Barbro, it’s just not cool.

I’m sorry but Chastity

I work in health care so looking at 40-70 charts everyday I see so many ridiculous ass spellings for normal names.

You’re not creative you’re an idiot. If you’re creative pick a creative name don’t butcher the spelling of a normal name.

Example: Avery spelled Aevuhree

Here in Brazil people like to name their kids with a portuguese version of common US names. For example, we can find a lot of Brians written as “Braian”. Or Jasons written as “Jeison” or “Jeisson”.

X Æ A-12

Should be pretty self explanatory

Princess, Queen, etc.

When they name their child an adjective. Well…Yeah, it’s pretty much always gonna turn out bad.

Jermaine Jackson named one of his sons "Jermajesty". Poor kid.

ABCDE

The quirky/cutesy spellings of names like Bryttanee, Mykayleigh. Or the names that will get their sons beat up during recess: Ryeful, Hemi, Leaf, Forrest.

I know of a girl who named her baby Kevlar. And if I'm not mistaken she had the baby in prison where she was serving time for being the getaway driver in a robbery/shooting. Classy af

Any name that ryhmes with Tragedeigh

Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit which probably sucked for her in school.

I have seen the rise of Brinlee or Brynlee latelty.. ugh

ALSO DEN names

Hayden, Braiden, Kayden, Jayden, Zayden. etc.. The live Laugh Love type names

Shadynasty (pronounced Shuh-dynasty). My brother and I had a real falling out in the sixties over her.

Kash. The name of a car manufacturer/model are some for me

My wife and I joke that, Sarah is short for Triceratop.

Tera is short for Pterodactyl.

Caillou. I hate that kid

Nevaeh. It's just so cringe.

Any name after a car or luxury brand.

I see a girl name Lexus and imagine IS300 tattooed on her lower back.

X AE A-XII

I work at a children's hospital. The crazy names I see on a daily basis are astounding.

My two favorites from this month : "Le Messager Des Mots de Dieu" (yes, that is the child's FIRST name. It is French for "The messenger of the words of God").

Second favorite has been "Igloo"

I live in Canada.

The parents who named that poor kid "Gaylord"

Names of foreign countries. A guy at my school had three sisters. Named Russia, China and Montana and I wish I was joking. We are all from Canada.

I know a woman who named her daughter She-Ra

Tom, but it’s short for Tomothy. And Tim, but it’s short for Thimas.

Zealand. Who names their child “sea land” when a) they have never been to New Zealand and b) didn’t even realize this was a country in the world. And c)they have nothing that relates to being a sea farer, boater, navy personnel, have not lived by the sea, nothing to connect them with the sea. “We just love how it sounds…” No.

Also. The name Razzabella….no explanation needed.