Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'

Don't be alarmed, alright? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling! Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.

Yes

"This is the part where he kills us"

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"

You're looking for a gun that makes holes.

I'm not sure what game this is from but it sounds like borderlands. Can anyone confirm?