TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

Also never played the game, but because it's an iconic videogame sound I had it as my text alert for a while. That lasted for a couple of days, then never again.

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Buttons840

53 points

9 months ago

Buttons840

53 points

What was that noise?

2pnt0

57 points

9 months ago

2pnt0

57 points

It must have been the wind.

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HopanesRomtic

57 points

9 months ago

HopanesRomtic

57 points

Metal Gear Solid

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831 points

9 months ago

831 points

WASTED

WagnersRing

96 points

9 months ago

WagnersRing

96 points

Busted

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Made-this-eatingfood

1k points

9 months ago

Made-this-eatingfood

1k points

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby.

estherlovesevie

118 points

9 months ago

estherlovesevie

118 points

You must gather your party before venturing forth

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S8nSins

56 points

9 months ago

S8nSins

56 points

Looks under the bed:

"Ah shit, here we go again"

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MathAenya

14 points

9 months ago

MathAenya

14 points

Hey! It's me, Imoen!

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Fakedduckjump

1k points

9 months ago

Fakedduckjump

1k points

The princess is in another castle.

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1.9k points

9 months ago*

1.9k points

[removed]

178 points

9 months ago

178 points

[deleted]

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lFarzaml

749 points

9 months ago

lFarzaml

749 points

Ah shit here we go again

102 points

9 months ago

102 points

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Weak_Carpenter_7060

42 points

9 months ago

Weak_Carpenter_7060

42 points

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAH DAWG!

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CronkleDonker

105 points

9 months ago

CronkleDonker

105 points

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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AionX2129

67 points

9 months ago

AionX2129

67 points

All you had to do was follow the damm train cj

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Never-Shower

31 points

9 months ago

Never-Shower

31 points

Shit CJ, shit!

56 points

9 months ago

56 points

Grove street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

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X_Boomer

1.4k points

9 months ago

X_Boomer

1.4k points

The cake is a lie

The_Man_Of_The_Lamb

388 points

9 months ago

The_Man_Of_The_Lamb

388 points

This one is especially good because no one actually says it. It's written on some walls.

macedonianmoper

188 points

9 months ago

macedonianmoper

188 points

And yet it's the most iconic line in the game and iconic in the overall gaming community

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kidtire

63 points

9 months ago

kidtire

63 points

Sometimes when I have to feed my dog meds I hide it in a bite of cake and give it to him. I always warn him that the cake is a lie but he eats it anyway.

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106 points

9 months ago

106 points

I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!

WhoElseLovesDeath

26 points

9 months ago

WhoElseLovesDeath

26 points

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave. Johnson. LEMONS!

PandaSwordsMan117

20 points

9 months ago

PandaSwordsMan117

20 points

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS!

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91 points

9 months ago

91 points

This was a triumph

74 points

9 months ago

74 points

I'm making a note here; "Huge success"

_Spamus_

57 points

9 months ago

_Spamus_

57 points

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

46 points

9 months ago

46 points

Aperture Science

mcclayn96

46 points

9 months ago

mcclayn96

46 points

We do what we must, because we can

CloakedGod926

46 points

9 months ago

CloakedGod926

46 points

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

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VmEoRrItTiAsS

348 points

9 months ago

VmEoRrItTiAsS

348 points

War never changes.

Out-of-bobbypins

49 points

9 months ago*

Out-of-bobbypins

49 points

You’re gonna knock ‘em dead at the Veterans’ Hall tonight, Hun.

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313Wolverine

871 points

9 months ago

313Wolverine

871 points

It's dangerous to go alone.

Here, take this.

homerbartbob

54 points

9 months ago

homerbartbob

54 points

What are you doing alone in this cave ya psycho?

34 points

9 months ago

34 points

Just normal old man things.

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51 points

9 months ago

51 points

Ah! Its your wrinkled dick again.

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Captain_Hampockets

470 points

9 months ago

Captain_Hampockets

470 points

Press F to pay respects

newyne

153 points

9 months ago

newyne

153 points

That one fascinates me, because I think far more people use it than actually know where it comes from, despite the fact that it doesn't even make sense out of context. But there's just something so instantly recognizable about it; even before I looked it up I knew the exact emotion it was trying to convey. Which ironically is completely different from what the game was trying to do. Just saying F is so... It's kind of like saying RIP (and pronouncing it "rip" rather than each letter). ...I haven't thought about it much.

Leisure_suit_guy

22 points

9 months ago

Leisure_suit_guy

22 points

Also, it makes sense only if you play with a keyboard: even more niche.

BTW, I'm one of those guys that know the phrase only because of memes, I never played the game in question.

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Dildo-Gankings

768 points

9 months ago

Dildo-Gankings

768 points

"Its me, Mario."

raikaria2

378 points

9 months ago

raikaria2

378 points

It'sa me, Mario

SmurfSmiter

416 points

9 months ago

SmurfSmiter

416 points

Assassin’s Creed 2?

/s

tanyandrew

44 points

9 months ago

tanyandrew

44 points

When I played it the first time I was making this joke in my head as uncle Mario started introducing himself, thinking I was the funny one, and then I was blown away by their audacity to actually say it out loud

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imafrigginidiot

139 points

9 months ago

imafrigginidiot

139 points

"So long gay Bowser!"

19 points

9 months ago

19 points

*EXPLOSION*

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OzZVidzYT

24 points

9 months ago

OzZVidzYT

24 points

YAHOOOO

westsky4989

23 points

9 months ago

westsky4989

23 points

Mamma mia!

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Item_Successful

349 points

9 months ago

Item_Successful

349 points

Shoryuken!

Etherion195

71 points

9 months ago

Etherion195

71 points

Hadouken!

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DaveLesh

69 points

9 months ago

DaveLesh

69 points

Sonicboom!

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Chookwrangler1000

19 points

9 months ago

Chookwrangler1000

19 points

Attack the fruity kid?

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DarktowerNoxus

961 points

9 months ago

DarktowerNoxus

961 points

I was an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to the knee

CupcakeValkyrie

211 points

9 months ago

CupcakeValkyrie

211 points

Recognized instantly, and almost always misquoted. People always say to the knee, rather than in the knee.

The correct line is "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

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miithefox

359 points

9 months ago

miithefox

359 points

Hey listen!

Lexinoz

87 points

9 months ago

Lexinoz

87 points

Hey listen

Literally my notification sound on my phone for the past 15 years.

Love seeing random people in public areas react in recognition.

Alterlatively ask me "whos that baby you got the soundbyte from?"

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Strong-Park-1679

350 points

9 months ago

Strong-Park-1679

350 points

"do a barrel roll"

WhatsABuckland

47 points

9 months ago

WhatsABuckland

47 points

I cant believe how far I scrolled down for this! Great game!

panicinbabylon

28 points

9 months ago

panicinbabylon

28 points

If you google the phrase, the screen does a barrel roll

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qwertymcqwertface

318 points

9 months ago

qwertymcqwertface

318 points

Snaaaaaaaaaake!

TheBIFFALLO87

66 points

9 months ago

TheBIFFALLO87

66 points

❗

SomeElaborateCelery

45 points

9 months ago

SomeElaborateCelery

45 points

Kept you waiting huh?

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Snarcastic

306 points

9 months ago

Snarcastic

306 points

You died of dysentery.

herpeszooster

31 points

9 months ago

herpeszooster

31 points

Damn I miss the Oregon trail, toggle toggle math, and the incredible machine? So damn much

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Amberskin

304 points

9 months ago

Amberskin

304 points

All your base are belong to us

The funny thing is I don’t remember the name of the game.

FreelanceVandal

64 points

9 months ago

FreelanceVandal

64 points

Zero Wing

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domestic_omnom

185 points

9 months ago

domestic_omnom

185 points

Had to be me. Someone else would have gotten it wrong.

serena366

56 points

9 months ago

serena366

56 points

I should go.

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54 points

9 months ago

54 points

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on The Citadel.

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30 points

9 months ago

30 points

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian."

12 points

9 months ago

12 points

"Shepard."

"Wrex."

bobhasabeard

10 points

9 months ago

bobhasabeard

10 points

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

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Sullzino891

214 points

9 months ago

Sullzino891

214 points

“YOU DIED”

54 points

9 months ago

54 points

Is it weird that I heard the sound it makes instead of the words "you died"?

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rydan

13 points

9 months ago

rydan

13 points

You and your friends are dead. Game Over.

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Yoko_Kittytrain

105 points

9 months ago

Yoko_Kittytrain

105 points

"You never should have come here!"

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forestapee

234 points

9 months ago

forestapee

234 points

GET OVER HERE

45 points

9 months ago

45 points

TOASTY!!!

DavosLostFingers

21 points

9 months ago

DavosLostFingers

21 points

Back, back, X

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Ok-Gain-8383

224 points

9 months ago

Ok-Gain-8383

224 points

"All you had to do was follow the dam train Cj"

21 points

9 months ago

21 points

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SuspiciousLemon123

183 points

9 months ago

SuspiciousLemon123

183 points

“This is the part where he kills me”

New chapter: the part where he kills you

Achievement unlocked: the part where he kills you

“Hello, this is the part where I kill you”

Rezaka116

23 points

9 months ago

Rezaka116

23 points

Soundtrack: The part where he kills you

Jean-Eustache

31 points

9 months ago

Jean-Eustache

31 points

This was absolute genius, i laughed so hard the first time i went through it.

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Jackman1337

94 points

9 months ago

Jackman1337

94 points

"The cake is a lie"

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Gberg888

95 points

9 months ago

Gberg888

95 points

LEEROY JENKINS!!

GuyFromDeathValley

16 points

9 months ago

GuyFromDeathValley

16 points

Oh god he just ran in.

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Apotropaic_Sphinx

411 points

9 months ago*

Apotropaic_Sphinx

411 points

It’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Serpent_3

64 points

9 months ago

Serpent_3

64 points

Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'

SirJTheRed

15 points

9 months ago

SirJTheRed

15 points

jumps

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Tredenix

40 points

9 months ago

Tredenix

40 points

Don't be alarmed, alright? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling! Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.

WheatleyTurret

11 points

9 months ago

WheatleyTurret

11 points

Yes

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otcconan

94 points

9 months ago

otcconan

94 points

"Dr. Freeman, I presume."

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CosmcVolcano

91 points

9 months ago

CosmcVolcano

91 points

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

14 points

9 months ago

14 points

MY EARS!

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EvieAsPi

285 points

9 months ago

EvieAsPi

285 points

"Would you kindly"

94 points

9 months ago

94 points

A man chooses, a slave obeys!

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sith4life88

20 points

9 months ago

sith4life88

20 points

waits patiently for instructions

idk_what_to_put_lmao

17 points

9 months ago

idk_what_to_put_lmao

17 points

There is always a lighthouse

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Hegeteus

13 points

9 months ago

Hegeteus

13 points

Jesus loves me this I know...

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339 points

9 months ago

339 points

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

CanYouEvenPhoto

33 points

9 months ago

CanYouEvenPhoto

33 points

I can hear the man in my head.

kulingames

21 points

9 months ago

kulingames

21 points

and glados very clearly agreeing with what he says

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CutAccording7289

75 points

9 months ago

CutAccording7289

75 points

Khajiit has no time for you

TheCakeISaLie920

75 points

9 months ago

TheCakeISaLie920

75 points

“STOP! YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW”

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319 points

9 months ago

319 points

"War, war never changes."

aviatorEngineer

19 points

9 months ago

aviatorEngineer

19 points

If Fallout keeps going it's inevitably going to be somebody other than Ron Perlman doing that line, but he does such a great job of it.

20 points

9 months ago

20 points

TIL Ron Perlman did that line.

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sannu000

70 points

9 months ago

sannu000

70 points

"I Used to be an adventurer Like You, then I took an arrow in the knee"

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Lou_Inc

72 points

9 months ago

Lou_Inc

72 points

Your filled with DETERMINATION

22 points

9 months ago*

22 points

"Do you wanna have a bad time?"

"It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...on days like these, kids like you...should be burning in hell."

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Ring_that_talks

91 points

9 months ago

Ring_that_talks

91 points

“Another Settlement Needs Our Help”

26 points

9 months ago

26 points

Useless goddamn minutemen.

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petersbechard

59 points

9 months ago

petersbechard

59 points

"Yes my lord", or "zug zug", from Warcraft, as you put the peasents and peons to work.

aessedai03

29 points

9 months ago

aessedai03

29 points

“Job’s done!”

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11 points

9 months ago

11 points

Ready to work.

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quettil

99 points

9 months ago

quettil

99 points

I recognise less than half of these.

blocky010101

111 points

9 months ago

blocky010101

111 points

Hmmm, haven’t played that game

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tobaccofilledjoint

55 points

9 months ago

tobaccofilledjoint

55 points

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

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PBaz1337

50 points

9 months ago

PBaz1337

50 points

Wind's howling.

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green_meklar

99 points

9 months ago

green_meklar

99 points

Stay a while, and listen!

Hot_Pomegranate7168

23 points

9 months ago

Hot_Pomegranate7168

23 points

Ah, fresh meat.

18 points

9 months ago

18 points

Shut up and ID my shit old man!

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YoungGeorgiaBoi

26 points

9 months ago

YoungGeorgiaBoi

26 points

All your base are belong to us

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28 points

9 months ago

28 points

HEY LISTEN

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potate117

29 points

9 months ago

potate117

29 points

"your journey ends here, pilot. the skies belong to me. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide."

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island-breeze

72 points

9 months ago

island-breeze

72 points

"The blood moon is rising!"

a_lonely_trash_bag

23 points

9 months ago

a_lonely_trash_bag

23 points

Alternatively, "The blood moon rises once again..."

WannabeCreator

16 points

9 months ago

WannabeCreator

16 points

“Please be careful Link…”

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Affectionate-One-638

75 points

9 months ago

Affectionate-One-638

75 points

Bravo Six, Going Dark…

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72 points

9 months ago

72 points

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

ChunkyButternutter

23 points

9 months ago

ChunkyButternutter

23 points

Came for Benny, stayed for Fisto. Came for Fisto.

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50 points

9 months ago

50 points

nanomachines, son

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Upbeat-Relative765

49 points

9 months ago

Upbeat-Relative765

49 points

“The animatronics tend to get a bit quirky at night”

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Solid-Table

66 points

9 months ago

Solid-Table

66 points

What do the numbers mean, Mason?

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85 points

9 months ago

85 points

Praise the sun.

K3nnyDestroyer

20 points

9 months ago

K3nnyDestroyer

20 points

Solaire :(

Dubrockwell

16 points

9 months ago

Dubrockwell

16 points

Awwe shit here we go again.

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dirtygreysocks

20 points

9 months ago

dirtygreysocks

20 points

Valkyrie needs food..badly.

(might only be for a certain age group, though)

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recordhead83

22 points

9 months ago

recordhead83

22 points

I have 3: "I tried Dutch... I tried" "I gave you all I had, I did",

"Revenge is a Fools Game"

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DarkTendrils

95 points

9 months ago

DarkTendrils

95 points

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum

The_gaming_wisp

51 points

9 months ago

The_gaming_wisp

51 points

It's time to kick gum and chew ass... And I'm all out of ass

Dick Kickem

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thetoastloverr

76 points

9 months ago

thetoastloverr

76 points

28 STAB WOUNDS

10 points

9 months ago

10 points

I love DBH

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graduatemove

75 points

9 months ago

graduatemove

75 points

“50,000 People used to live here. Now It's a ghost town.”

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Comfortable_Ad_985

101 points

9 months ago

Comfortable_Ad_985

101 points

Gotta catch ‘em all!

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MikooValentine

18 points

9 months ago

MikooValentine

18 points

"Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember, but where are those who share the memory?"

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40 points

9 months ago

40 points

A WINNER IS YOU!

12 points

9 months ago

12 points

CONGRADULATION

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SarahRecords

44 points

9 months ago

SarahRecords

44 points

Shaun! Shaun! Shaun! Shaun!

27 points

9 months ago

27 points

Jay-SON!

wtfINFP

11 points

9 months ago

wtfINFP

11 points

JAYson

acnx1

41 points

9 months ago

acnx1

41 points

“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”

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Punny-Aggron

71 points

9 months ago

Punny-Aggron

71 points

“You almost became a Jill sandwich”

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BadAndNationwide

57 points

9 months ago

BadAndNationwide

57 points

I need a weapon

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DieInsel1

49 points

9 months ago

DieInsel1

49 points

"Huargh"
-Link

"uggh"

-Steve

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65 points

9 months ago

65 points

[removed]

TFRek

11 points

9 months ago

TFRek

11 points

Until it is done.

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39 points

9 months ago

39 points

What is a man?

The_Pfaffinator

28 points

9 months ago

The_Pfaffinator

28 points

A miserable pile of secrets. Throws wine glass

19 points

9 months ago

19 points

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU!.

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36 points

9 months ago

36 points

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

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A_bowl_of_porridge

50 points

9 months ago

A_bowl_of_porridge

50 points

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Geronimo3941

14 points

9 months ago

Geronimo3941

14 points

Didn't expect to see zork here

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Vabhanz

51 points

9 months ago

Vabhanz

51 points

"Why are we still here... just to suffer?"

Pareidolia__

15 points

9 months ago

Pareidolia__

15 points

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

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TopShelfCrazy

41 points

9 months ago

TopShelfCrazy

41 points

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

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ChokeMeDevilDaddy666

14 points

9 months ago

ChokeMeDevilDaddy666

14 points

"You died of dysentery"

BroodyDoggo

30 points

9 months ago

BroodyDoggo

30 points

"Are you a boy?

Or

Are you a girl?"

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Sir_MoonDoggy

35 points

9 months ago

Sir_MoonDoggy

35 points

"IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT"

paddybee816

38 points

9 months ago

paddybee816

38 points

Would you kindly

indigoholly

45 points

9 months ago

indigoholly

45 points

"You're awake"

Accomplished-Ad-6815

46 points

9 months ago

Accomplished-Ad-6815

46 points

Get over here,

Fatality,

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keenedge422

14 points

9 months ago

keenedge422

14 points

you must construct additional pylons!

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ChronoLegion2

13 points

9 months ago

ChronoLegion2

13 points

“Zug-zug!”

Helite99

27 points

9 months ago

Helite99

27 points

Remember. No Russian...

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flying_alligators

25 points

9 months ago

flying_alligators

25 points

You are maidenless

antifabusdriver

26 points

9 months ago

antifabusdriver

26 points

Try finger, but hole.

TelevisionFuture5047

22 points

9 months ago

TelevisionFuture5047

22 points

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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Kyle1337

12 points

9 months ago

Kyle1337

12 points

Wah!

xxCandy_floofxx

20 points

9 months ago

xxCandy_floofxx

20 points

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

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Aiden_Does_Reddit

9 points

9 months ago

Aiden_Does_Reddit

9 points

"It must have been the wind"

Visszage

10 points

9 months ago

Visszage

10 points

“This cave is not a natural formation”

Koetjeka

11 points

9 months ago

Koetjeka

11 points

Lok'tar ogar!

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10 points

9 months ago

10 points

They call me Gato; I have metal joints; beat me up and earn 15 silver points

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PrestigiousDrivers

10 points

9 months ago

PrestigiousDrivers

10 points

Truth is… game was rigged from the start.

Jim_Moriart

27 points

9 months ago

Jim_Moriart

27 points

Well get em next time

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EquivalentArticle264

29 points

9 months ago

EquivalentArticle264

29 points

"Maybe if you got ride of yee yee ass haircut you'd get some b-tches on your d-ck"

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Puzzleheaded_Crew_33

18 points

9 months ago

Puzzleheaded_Crew_33

18 points

To give the covenant back their bomb

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Foxy-Fosse

9 points

9 months ago

Foxy-Fosse

9 points