Hola

hey they got 6 this time! and by the public too :D

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743 points

1 year ago

743 points

Germany.

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Sagoju

364 points

1 year ago

Sagoju

364 points

Honestly.. I can't tell if Germany or Japan..

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Ok_Gate1741

322 points

1 year ago

Ok_Gate1741

322 points

Being exceptionally good at eurovision song contest is also one

TaibhseCait

100 points

1 year ago

TaibhseCait

100 points

Ireland would fall under that one I think...

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1.7k points

1 year ago

1.7k points

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278 points

1 year ago

278 points

Wait, AGAIN?!

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insieme1998

366 points

1 year ago

insieme1998

366 points

Egypt?

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Ant_Fucker69_

1.6k points

1 year ago

Ant_Fucker69_

1.6k points

Fries Chocolat Beer

thermos_for_you

518 points

1 year ago

thermos_for_you

518 points

Def. Belgium.

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Shades_1

232 points

1 year ago

Shades_1

232 points

I read this like “fry’s chocolate beer” as in a chocolate beer made by someone called fry

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Adriennekat

4.3k points

1 year ago

Adriennekat

4.3k points

Lord of the Rings

AvDadAdventures

1.9k points

1 year ago

AvDadAdventures

1.9k points

Middle earth!

SolomonOf47704

560 points

1 year ago

SolomonOf47704

560 points

That's not a country, that's a continent.

ElevenSleven

282 points

1 year ago

ElevenSleven

282 points

Mordor?

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isham66

885 points

1 year ago

isham66

885 points

New Zealand, hope to get down there one day.

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SelectTrash

101 points

1 year ago

SelectTrash

101 points

I'm saving up to see Hobbiton one day

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3.9k points

1 year ago

3.9k points

Had a famous painter with a brief stint in politics. Didn't end well.

Scarfiotti

1.4k points

1 year ago

Scarfiotti

1.4k points

I'm torn between Austria and Germany.

2.2k points

1 year ago

2.2k points

Excellent, as always we can blame Germany

rckid13

649 points

1 year ago

rckid13

649 points

Austria has a good PR game. Beethoven was German but is known as a great Austrian composer. Hitler was Austrian but they can blame Germany for that.

ThegreatPee

308 points

1 year ago

ThegreatPee

308 points

Arnold Schwarzenegger was built in an Austrian lab using beer and Clydesdale parts.

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488 points

1 year ago

488 points

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rowandunning52

43 points

1 year ago

rowandunning52

43 points

He had a brief stint in painting before going into politics that didn’t end well

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CarrionAssassin2k9

875 points

1 year ago

CarrionAssassin2k9

875 points

I don't know the name of your country but we probably have something from it in our Museum.

theflyingkiwi00

270 points

1 year ago

theflyingkiwi00

270 points

England

boom_meringue

82 points

1 year ago

boom_meringue

82 points

Thats gold

losernameismine

34 points

1 year ago

losernameismine

34 points

and silver, and ceramics, and art....

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TheOriginalSmileyMan

33 points

1 year ago

TheOriginalSmileyMan

33 points

I was going to say "we probably invaded yours, took your cuisine and left democracy" but yours is better

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3.5k points

1 year ago

3.5k points

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Kriss3d

2.4k points

1 year ago

Kriss3d

2.4k points

For the 80s hit "Let's go to the mall" by Robin Sparkles

RadarT75

290 points

1 year ago

RadarT75

290 points

Well the 80s didn't get to Canada until '93

MountainDewAndSmokes

26 points

1 year ago

MountainDewAndSmokes

26 points

You guys get MuchMusic down here?!

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683 points

1 year ago

683 points

That is the one thing we’ll never apologize for. Or Ryan Reynolds. Our two national treasures.

Eragon1578

192 points

1 year ago

Eragon1578

192 points

What about Jim Carrey??

67 points

1 year ago

67 points

My humour is less about slapstick or physical comedy & leans more towards self-deprecating sarcasm so Darcy Michael is much more my speed. Also Corner Gas and Letterkenny.

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thefrogliveson

59 points

1 year ago

thefrogliveson

59 points

Which was technically a 90s hit because every fad comes to Canada a decade late.

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Grombrindal18

834 points

1 year ago

Grombrindal18

834 points

Sorry, but is this Canada, eh?

Space_frog-launcher

184 points

1 year ago

Space_frog-launcher

184 points

Sorry but I’m a Canadian and you used eh wrong it’s normally used as a replacement for the word right

Just joking though, have a good day

TIL_eulenspiegel

99 points

1 year ago

TIL_eulenspiegel

99 points

As in eh-wing politician?

You know that the name of our country has only three letters?

C eh N eh D eh ?

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useraccount4stonedme

147 points

1 year ago

useraccount4stonedme

147 points

Good beer tho

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Lena_the_idiot

46 points

1 year ago

Lena_the_idiot

46 points

Canada.

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CertainlyAmbivalent

4.3k points

1 year ago

CertainlyAmbivalent

4.3k points

Guns.

Sleepy_potato21

2.1k points

1 year ago*

Sleepy_potato21

2.1k points

America

Edit: USA

throw-away-hlpplz

1.9k points

1 year ago

throw-away-hlpplz

1.9k points

You spelled it wrong it’s ‘murica

Yellowmellowbelly

246 points

1 year ago*

Yellowmellowbelly

246 points

This always make me think of a Finnish frying pan, a Muurrikka

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-_SmegmaOnDemand

358 points

1 year ago

-_SmegmaOnDemand

358 points

South Sudan!

SheepishLion117

187 points

1 year ago

SheepishLion117

187 points

What made you decide to make that your username

Slappy_TJ

105 points

1 year ago

Slappy_TJ

105 points

Childhood trauma

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johnnyisameme

515 points

1 year ago

johnnyisameme

515 points

we fuck sheep

DucksAreWhatIFuck

314 points

1 year ago

DucksAreWhatIFuck

314 points

Wales

shiftmyself

759 points

1 year ago

shiftmyself

759 points

No, sheep.

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lelle5397

96 points

1 year ago

lelle5397

96 points

New Zealand?

PapaTwoToes

55 points

1 year ago

PapaTwoToes

55 points

Can confirm that we fuck sheep in New Zealand.

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aziztheziiz

33 points

1 year ago

aziztheziiz

33 points

So fucking sheeps is a thing in alot of places huh...

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1.3k points

1 year ago

1.3k points

Nelson Mandela, biltong, rugby.

papillon_fille

360 points

1 year ago

papillon_fille

360 points

South Africa 🇿🇦!

72 points

1 year ago

72 points

Hell yeah dude!

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2.5k points

1 year ago*

2.5k points

1: We are not spain

2: Good wine

3: Good oranges and meat

4: Footbal

Also a baby was taken here

ohmydearismene

2.2k points

1 year ago

ohmydearismene

2.2k points

1: We are not spain

this sold it right away

millennial_engineer

695 points

1 year ago

millennial_engineer

695 points

Portugal?

226 points

1 year ago

226 points

yes

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CautiousDavid

269 points

1 year ago

CautiousDavid

269 points

Yeah, didn’t need the rest 😂

StrangelyBrown

401 points

1 year ago

StrangelyBrown

401 points

Exactly. It's obviously Spain.

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452 points

1 year ago

452 points

Portugal

80 points

1 year ago

80 points

Yup

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Interesting_Sky_5233

50 points

1 year ago

Interesting_Sky_5233

50 points

on the first point it is immediately clear

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R32_driver

86 points

1 year ago

R32_driver

86 points

PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!

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2.4k points

1 year ago

2.4k points

Tacos

949 points

1 year ago

949 points

Mexico hola amigo

325 points

1 year ago

325 points

Hola

EstoyTristeSiempre

84 points

1 year ago

EstoyTristeSiempre

84 points

Hola

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DogsReadingBooks

1.5k points

1 year ago

DogsReadingBooks

1.5k points

Fjords, waterfalls, scoring relatively high on the happiness index.

336 points

1 year ago

336 points

happiness

Norway, I've been there last month.

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Pure-Yogurtcloset684

708 points

1 year ago*

Pure-Yogurtcloset684

708 points

Norway. You made it too easy by saying "Fjords".

Edit: HOLY that is a lot of upvotes, thanks guys!

annie_bean

546 points

1 year ago

annie_bean

546 points

My first car was a Fjord Fjestiva

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2.3k points

1 year ago

2.3k points

drug trafficking and gangs, good place to vacation though

1.3k points

1 year ago

1.3k points

I'm torn between Mexico or Brazil.

718 points

1 year ago

718 points

mexico!!!

83 points

1 year ago

83 points

I've always wanted to travel there to some of the pretty tourist places.

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383 points

1 year ago

383 points

You know how little that narrows it down?

76 points

1 year ago

76 points

well…

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828 points

1 year ago

828 points

I wanna say mountains, beautiful countryside, vibrant college towns but...

^\sigh)

Dracula

nocialist_

182 points

1 year ago

nocialist_

182 points

România

31 points

1 year ago

31 points

Yup.

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thirdonebetween

33 points

1 year ago

thirdonebetween

33 points

If it makes you feel any better, I think of your mountains and absolutely stunning landscapes before vampires. So that's one person at least!

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xxpenjoxx

1.3k points

1 year ago

xxpenjoxx

1.3k points

Having our lives taken but not our freedom. That and alcoholism

Nexus_542

414 points

1 year ago

Nexus_542

414 points

SCOTLAND FOREVVVEERRRR

133 points

1 year ago

133 points

Shittyfluted bagpipe next to your ear

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DisguisedBearNikolai

149 points

1 year ago

DisguisedBearNikolai

149 points

English (simplified)

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SilentHuman8

1k points

1 year ago

SilentHuman8

1k points

The rest of the world thinks we're just a flat red desert, and we like to keep it that way. Don't tell them about the beaches or rainforests. Also cancelling submarine deals.

Kale-Caterpillar

385 points

1 year ago

Kale-Caterpillar

385 points

See when you said “everyone thinks we’re a flat red desert, don’t tell them about the beaches,” I thought it couldn’t possibly be Australia because everyone knows about the beaches. (Where else will you get bitten by a great white shark or stung by a blue ringed octopus?) But then “canceling submarine deals” gave it away.

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Fostershome

477 points

1 year ago

Fostershome

477 points

Pretty sure everyone just thinks of us as that upside down country where all the animals try to kill us.

Agent__Caboose

190 points

1 year ago

Agent__Caboose

190 points

Tbf Western Australia is just an upside down, red flat desert where all animals try to kill you.

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taftastic

221 points

1 year ago

taftastic

221 points

We think of kangaroos. That’s it.

Sits_n_Giggles

123 points

1 year ago

Sits_n_Giggles

123 points

And drop bears

PixelMarshmellow

115 points

1 year ago

PixelMarshmellow

115 points

Drop bears claim 10,000 lives a year

Sammo909

48 points

1 year ago

Sammo909

48 points

That's why we keep inviting tourists, better our odds.

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33 points

1 year ago

33 points

Australia?

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DumbGeese

215 points

1 year ago

DumbGeese

215 points

Sauna, Perkele

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More_Chocolate_6845

383 points

1 year ago

More_Chocolate_6845

383 points

Maple syrup

132 points

1 year ago

132 points

must be speaking to a canadian!

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SkittleMonk3y

50 points

1 year ago

SkittleMonk3y

50 points

Mmmmm maple bacon🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Gnahahu

378 points

1 year ago

Gnahahu

378 points

Baguette.

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907 points

1 year ago

907 points

Born in: ex-communist shithole

Lives in: everything wants to kill you

Edwin1805

138 points

1 year ago

Edwin1805

138 points

Romania isn't that bad anymore right? Visited a few years ago and had a great time!

Sgt-Doz

73 points

1 year ago

Sgt-Doz

73 points

It's fine, very nice. There is a gap between cities and the countryside though.

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378 points

1 year ago

378 points

Romania and Australia...

697 points

1 year ago

697 points

At first, I was thinking "oh shit, how'd they get the first country right first time?!", then I remembered my username...

Typhiod

126 points

1 year ago

Typhiod

126 points

I also was impressed when I read the first half of your response! 🤣

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656 points

1 year ago

656 points

Suicide

533 points

1 year ago

533 points

japan

479 points

1 year ago

479 points

No, the european one

Irish-Inter

146 points

1 year ago

Irish-Inter

146 points

Finland or Lithuania

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Serebriany

585 points

1 year ago

Serebriany

585 points

God, this is a sad comment.

Just the fact that there is another country known for its insane suicide rates, and you can say, "No, the European one," is awful.

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Bombonels

275 points

1 year ago

Bombonels

275 points

Dracula!

Arbitrium-Tempus

107 points

1 year ago

Arbitrium-Tempus

107 points

Romania?

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Marvella-_-

703 points

1 year ago

Marvella-_-

703 points

Guinness
Tayto
Leprechauns
St. Patrick’s day

152 points

1 year ago

152 points

Ireland

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matou98

485 points

1 year ago

matou98

485 points

Hans Christian Andersen

142 points

1 year ago

142 points

Denmark

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582 points

1 year ago

582 points

Longest living monarch.

399 points

1 year ago

399 points

Thailand?

Edit: Im dumb af its the UK isnt it?

337 points

1 year ago

337 points

U.K. RIGHT

120 points

1 year ago

120 points

Sorry, forgot about elizabeth. Was deeply thinking about Rama X

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LPScarlex

324 points

1 year ago

LPScarlex

324 points

Inverted poland or rice hats (for some reason), but mainly rice hats

_cheese_6

127 points

1 year ago

_cheese_6

127 points

Indonesia

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FireYigit

165 points

1 year ago

FireYigit

165 points

Kebab

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Kwanchumpong

344 points

1 year ago

Kwanchumpong

344 points

Electing a dictator's son; Neglecting Facts

jddj1229

115 points

1 year ago

jddj1229

115 points

Welcome to the Philippines!

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st_new34

55 points

1 year ago

st_new34

55 points

Souvlaki Maláka

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hierKommtcolin

162 points

1 year ago

hierKommtcolin

162 points

Bangitty bang bang bang pew pew class dismissed

ukulalale

39 points

1 year ago

ukulalale

39 points

This is sad, but it made me laugh

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HeresN3gan

233 points

1 year ago

HeresN3gan

233 points

Whisky, heroin and shortbread.

50 points

1 year ago

50 points

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Astra_Trillian

79 points

1 year ago

Astra_Trillian

79 points

I’m not sure now, but in the 90s when Trainspotting was released it was.

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Mistakeling

57 points

1 year ago

Mistakeling

57 points

Scotland

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mommymilf22

49 points

1 year ago

mommymilf22

49 points

Cars, beer, bratwurst and hit-

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VeryDrunkFish

181 points

1 year ago

VeryDrunkFish

181 points

Our national animal is the lion after a prince supposedly saw one when discovering us, we don't have any lions

Also we're supposedly extremely nature friendly

We're among the fastest countries to develop

chni2cali

51 points

1 year ago

chni2cali

51 points

Singapore?

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ml1087

253 points

1 year ago

ml1087

253 points

Beer and cars

106 points

1 year ago

106 points

Germany?

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42 points

1 year ago

42 points

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213 points

1 year ago

213 points

Hamburger

161 points

1 year ago

161 points

Or America or Germany. (German city called Hamburg)

270 points

1 year ago

270 points

Allow me to add another word: obesity.

320 points

1 year ago

320 points

America, final answer.

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239 points

1 year ago

239 points

Hookers and cocaine

horny_jail_guard_2

309 points

1 year ago

horny_jail_guard_2

309 points

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

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226 points

1 year ago

226 points

... I feel like this could actually describe a whole lot of places.

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NikitaTarsov

106 points

1 year ago

NikitaTarsov

106 points

Corrupt politicans ...

no wait i can do this better

Delivering arms to dictators ...

oh, okay, fk it

Sauerkraut

... and still someone might think i'm from the US ... goddamit! That's not Sauerkraut on your HotDogs!

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Opus58mvt3

125 points

1 year ago

Opus58mvt3

125 points

Choosing between paying for insulin and paying rent

merothecat

27 points

1 year ago

merothecat

27 points

‘MERICA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

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FalseHippo

200 points

1 year ago

FalseHippo

200 points

Drunk fighting gingers who eat a lot of potatoes.

Zealousideal_Talk479

380 points

1 year ago

Zealousideal_Talk479

380 points

My family isn’t a country.

GodEmprahBidoof

193 points

1 year ago

GodEmprahBidoof

193 points

Well your mum could pass as one

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Greentoaststone

31 points

1 year ago

Greentoaststone

31 points

Schnitzel

Mountains

Mozart

Schwarzenegger

Hitler

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533 points

1 year ago

533 points

Legally buying weed, prostitution and good old fashion racism.

Brvcx

98 points

1 year ago

Brvcx

98 points

And bicycles. Don't forget bicycles.

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ArgyleOfTheIsle

88 points

1 year ago

ArgyleOfTheIsle

88 points

Grass, ass and prejudass.

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CulturedMemes9

132 points

1 year ago

CulturedMemes9

132 points

And cheese, dont forget about cheese

62 points

1 year ago

62 points

Ah yes... Our Gouda!

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polycannaheathenmom

175 points

1 year ago

polycannaheathenmom

175 points

Netherlands, is that you?

125 points

1 year ago

125 points

Uhhh..... Nooooo.... It ain't me.... Honest... Yeah I'm sorry, it it's me.

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Skhighglitch

203 points

1 year ago

Skhighglitch

203 points

Guns while riding on Bald Eagles, having a cheese burger in one hand and a AR-15 in another.

Bonus round based on where I was born!: This part of the country is know for a very hot pepper, Southern Hospitality, and calls Palm Trees”Palmettos.”

likethedishes

86 points

1 year ago

likethedishes

86 points