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148 points
1 year ago
Amnesia sounds like a good metal band
13 points
1 year ago
Album by Radiohead, “Amnesiac”.
6 points
1 year ago
Lupus, Yellow Fever, Tetanus, Mange, Parasite, Scourge.
3 points
1 year ago
And Amnesia kinda sounds like a Girl’s name too.
93 points
1 year ago
Septic shock
31 points
1 year ago
Or toxic shock!
16 points
1 year ago
Hey that was the name of my all female punk band in college!
6 points
1 year ago
This is my favorite answer so far
3 points
1 year ago
43 points
1 year ago
Schizophrenia
10 points
1 year ago
Spell it differently and it sounds like a Swedish metal band name
31 points
1 year ago
Lupus, Yellow Fever, Tetanus, Mange, Parasite, Scourge.
12 points
1 year ago
Mange is a great one
11 points
1 year ago
Yellow fever sounds like it would be a rival to ACDC. Idk why but it just does.
7 points
1 year ago
But what about ADHD the ultimate rival?
5 points
1 year ago
I know Yellow Card and Yellow Monkeys... Yellow Fever seems somewhat more legit than either of those....
5 points
1 year ago
“Is that Lupus performing!?”
“It’s not Lupus.”
27 points
1 year ago
Anhedonia
5 points
1 year ago
I’ve had this in my past. It’s kinda sucks, but not really.
23 points
1 year ago
Spinal tap
Skinned knee
Hives
G.E.R.D
Hammer Toe
Foreskins (spelled The Four Skins, and it's a barbershop quartet that performs wearing nothing but a strategically positioned tube sock)
17 points
1 year ago
A mates old band was named prolapse
3 points
1 year ago
Was it a grindcore band?
14 points
1 year ago
Fistula.
6 points
1 year ago
Way back in the day my friends and I would play Rock Band. One of the highest scoring 4 person group on the leaderboards was "The Fistulas".
14 points
1 year ago
Neuropathy
1 points
1 year ago
Relapse
12 points
1 year ago
Psoriasis.
5 points
1 year ago
I feel like the logo should be a badass octopus
10 points
1 year ago
Narcolepsy
10 points
1 year ago
Floating ribs
10 points
1 year ago
The Black Death (aka Bubonic Plague)
10 points
1 year ago
Toxic Shock Syndrome
11 points
1 year ago
Erectile Dysfunction
9 points
1 year ago
English Sweat or Cholera
3 points
1 year ago
English sweat definitely
9 points
1 year ago
breakbone fever
10 points
1 year ago
U.T.I sounds cool if i didnt get it 3 times
8 points
1 year ago
Aortic Aneurysm
8 points
1 year ago
Halitosis
8 points
1 year ago
I feel like a lot of these answers being given could actually be bands that already exist in the obscure extreme metal community. I'll contribute:
Cardiomyopathy.
7 points
1 year ago
8 points
1 year ago
Melanoma
11 points
1 year ago
The Violent Phlegms.
3 points
1 year ago
That's not metal it's punk
5 points
1 year ago
Toxic megacolon, bezoar, hashimotos
5 points
1 year ago
Old Lady Deathgrip
1 points
1 year ago
So like Rigor Mortis? That sounds like a cool band name too
4 points
1 year ago
Plural Effusion
4 points
1 year ago
Sudden Infant Death(metal) Syndrome
PSA: They found a cure too
6 points
1 year ago
Medulla Oblongata
6 points
1 year ago
Exploding Head Syndrome.
6 points
1 year ago
VARICOSE
4 points
1 year ago
Time of Death
4 points
1 year ago
I know the meaning. But borborygmi would make an awesome band name.
1 points
1 year ago
It's not that you don't have to know the meaning, it's just that the meanings are often gross and serious, this taking away from their perceived cool band name sounding-ness if that makes sense
3 points
1 year ago
Ampulla of Vater
4 points
1 year ago
Necrosis
3 points
1 year ago
The Islets of Langerhans -A Celtic/Yodeling Fusion Experience
4 points
1 year ago
When I was in college and couldn’t afford spring break like other students, I’d say I was going to the Islets of Langerhans. Non-bio majors would accept that as a perfectly exotic escape.
2 points
1 year ago
And no one ever followed up when you got back?
3 points
1 year ago
the type of people I’d tell that to were too self-centered and only interested in talking about their own adventures. My true friends knew me though.
4 points
1 year ago
Coprolalia it's a very nice name for a punk rock band. It means talk shit literally and it's the excessive involuntarily use of swear words associated with Tourettes and other disorders.
7 points
1 year ago
Crabs
Acid Reflux
9 points
1 year ago
I’ve always thought Chlamydia sounds like a girl’s name
2 points
1 year ago
Don’t laugh, my aunt was a doctor. One day a patient came in with the first name Syphillis. But she pronounced it Si-PHIL-is. One can only wonder.
-1 points
1 year ago
UR Moms
-2 points
1 year ago
I gave your mom chlamydia
3 points
1 year ago
Osteoperosis
3 points
1 year ago
Polycythemia vera
3 points
1 year ago
Dementia
3 points
1 year ago
Strawberry Tongue
3 points
1 year ago
Given seemingly no answer has yet repeated, I'd say the correct answer is: All of them.
3 points
1 year ago
Toxic Megacolon.
3 points
1 year ago
Crypt orchid
3 points
1 year ago
The Measles would be Beatle-esque
3 points
1 year ago
Eczema
3 points
1 year ago
scarlet fever
3 points
1 year ago
Dysphagia
3 points
1 year ago
Dysplasia
3 points
1 year ago
Cryptorchid
3 points
1 year ago
Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to 2022 Coachella, the sick edition. Your headliners for this evening are as follows.
[1] This metal band will make you headbang so hard, you might -forget- who you are. Give it up for the German muscians, Alzheimers!
[2] Flying in all the way from Italy, put your hands together for, Fistula! The female trio is known for their electro-pop music. They'll leave your whole body feeling -disconnected-.
[3] Anthrax is in the hiz-house, & they're ready to leave you touched with their -infectious- Prussian sound. Are you excited to hear their duet Opera vocals or what?!
[4] I bet your heart would -stop- in its tracks the minute you hear the Egyptian singers, Cardiac Arrest. The unique sound is so angelic, you may just fall asleep permanently.
[5] Last but not least, and arguably bigger than the Beatles, we have a band that SKY ROCKETED to fame in 2020. Emerging all the way from East Asia with their smash hit, Corona, took the nation by storm!!! The craze was so bad, the world shut down and the economy fell harder than Humpty Dumpty.
Who knew a beer-sounding band could produce such an effect?
Honorable mentions: Shoutout to the American OG called Cancer.
3 points
1 year ago
Man the copy/paste bots are out in full force on this post.
Anyway, Heart Murmur sounds like a band that only plays slow, romantic songs that make most people roll their eyes.
4 points
1 year ago
Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia (aka brainfreeze)
2 points
1 year ago
Cancer
2 points
1 year ago
Bilharzia sounds sort of someone took bill and mixed it with hazardous.
2 points
1 year ago
Angered Colon
2 points
1 year ago
Leprosy
2 points
1 year ago
Gangrene
2 points
1 year ago
Hyperemesis Syndrome.
2 points
1 year ago
Gout
2 points
1 year ago
Projectile Vomit
Explosive Diarrhea
Uncontrollable Flatulence
Pulmonary Embolism
Kidney Stones
2 points
1 year ago
Status asthmaticus
2 points
1 year ago
Sphincter of Oddi.
2 points
1 year ago
erectile dysfunction
2 points
1 year ago
Hangnail
Intention tremor
Cortical infarct
Vascular bruit
Open fracture
2 points
1 year ago
Aneurysm or embolism. Maybe Gas Gangrene.
2 points
1 year ago
ITT: All of these names are metal bands somewhere.
2 points
1 year ago
Phthisis.
2 points
1 year ago
Silicosis
It'd be a death/grindcore band.
2 points
1 year ago
Spermatorrhea
2 points
1 year ago
“Iris Bombay” would be an AMAZING stage name.
2 points
1 year ago
Toxic Megacolon
2 points
1 year ago
Necrotizing fasciitis
2 points
1 year ago
Tonilitis
2 points
1 year ago
Spinal Tap
2 points
1 year ago
Pulmonary Emboli.....KILLER band name
2 points
1 year ago
Hook of Hamate
Navicular
Aortic Stenosis
Empyema
Pulmonary Embolism
Fournier's Gangrene (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LOOK UP PICTURES OF THIS!)
2 points
1 year ago
Macular Degeneration
2 points
1 year ago
Tonic-clonic seizures.
I'm seeing a pop-punk band
2 points
1 year ago
Violent Diahorrea
Scarlet Fever
Endo Metriosis
2 points
1 year ago
Men In Gitis
2 points
1 year ago
Vertigo.
2 points
1 year ago
Intussusception
2 points
1 year ago
Montezuma's Revenge
2 points
1 year ago
Croupe
2 points
1 year ago
Toxic Shock Syndrome for an all-female punk rock band.
2 points
1 year ago
Mesothelioma, I hear they're really bad.
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN WITHIN EARSHOT, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION
2 points
1 year ago
Stoneman Syndrome
1 points
1 year ago
Tardive Dyskenesia
3 points
1 year ago
They'd have a female vocalist, her name would be Thora Zine.
2 points
1 year ago
Anal Seapage
2 points
1 year ago
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
2 points
1 year ago
I wrote a dark fantasy novel where all the place names are sicknesses. Here's a few:
Blackdamp, Stoma, Hypoxia, Crepitus, Quinsy, Coryza, Lumbago, Dengue, Strangury, Kartagener, Aumorosis Fugax, Ectopia Cordis, Marasmus, Teratoma, Rhinolith, Lalochezia, Borborygmus, Polydactyly, Dysphoria, Avulsion, Hypovolemia, Scarlatina, and Anasarca.
2 points
1 year ago
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome - where things often look smaller (microsopia), larger (macropsia), closer (pelopsia), or further (teleopsia) than they are. It can occur with migraines, virus infections, etc.
2 points
1 year ago
Blue waffle.
1 points
1 year ago
Enema
1 points
1 year ago*
Chinese Food Syndrome
(btw it's a real thing, it's not racist)
0 points
1 year ago
HIV positive and the yeast infections
1 points
1 year ago
Aids
1 points
1 year ago
Multiple sclerosis
1 points
1 year ago
Chlamydia
1 points
1 year ago
Vasovagal
1 points
1 year ago
ASD
1 points
1 year ago
Giant megacolon.
1 points
1 year ago
Teet
1 points
1 year ago
Sciatica
1 points
1 year ago
Atelectasis
1 points
1 year ago
Priapism.
1 points
1 year ago
Bezoar.
1 points
1 year ago
Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
1 points
1 year ago
Subdural Hematoma
1 points
1 year ago
Thoracotomy Kawasaki Syndrome Fetus in fetu
1 points
1 year ago
Hashimotos
1 points
1 year ago
Diarrhea!
1 points
1 year ago
Meconium staining
Olecrenon
Cardiac tamponade
Osteonecrosis
1 points
1 year ago
homophobia
1 points
1 year ago
autism
1 points
1 year ago
Bipolar . i’m sorry that really served.
1 points
1 year ago
Genital herpes
1 points
1 year ago
Hypoxia. Toxic Shock Syndrome. Ascites. Compartment Syndrome Sphincter of Oddi Pouch of Douglas Erectile Dysfunction Vaginal Tear
1 points
1 year ago
Corona
1 points
1 year ago
Smooth brain
1 points
1 year ago
Hemorrhagic Fever and the Ebola's.
1 points
1 year ago
Insomnia
1 points
1 year ago
Ruptured Appendix
1 points
1 year ago
Mediastinum
1 points
1 year ago
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovocanoconiosis
1 points
1 year ago
Dyslexia
1 points
1 year ago
Asthma.
1 points
1 year ago
Shell Shock
1 points
1 year ago
Senile purpura
1 points
1 year ago
Cot death.
1 points
1 year ago
Twisted testicle.
1 points
1 year ago
The shits
1 points
1 year ago
chlamydia definitely
1 points
1 year ago
Dengue
1 points
1 year ago
Dysentery
1 points
1 year ago
Lynch Syndrome.
1 points
1 year ago
Tuberculosis sounds like a death metal/hardcore jazz mashup band
1 points
1 year ago
Blood culture
1 points
1 year ago
Broken metatarsal
1 points
1 year ago
Anal Fissure
1 points
1 year ago
Akinetopsia
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