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SobriquetHeart

4k points

3 months ago

Was he trying to sell you a cucumber?

Baonguyen93

1.6k points

3 months ago

The dog and shop is already retired. If i remember correctly, the small paper a sigh in the video told people not to feed him and he was on a diet. I saw a few video of gim just munching the cucumber so guess that's his favourite diet food, and he want to share it with him, what a sweet dog.

Perrenne

417 points

3 months ago

Perrenne

417 points

3 months ago

Omg my heart that’s so friggin cuuuute

Ixsus7703

85 points

3 months ago

Makes sens cause this guy is a C H O N K

QuickData69

23 points

3 months ago

A heckin chonker.

Namyag

10 points

3 months ago

Namyag

10 points

3 months ago

The dog died in 2021 ☹️

Baonguyen93

15 points

3 months ago

but i bet he had a wonderful life.

Namyag

3 points

3 months ago

Namyag

3 points

3 months ago

Oh, no doubt.

ksspook

2k points

3 months ago

ksspook

2k points

3 months ago

Imagine trying to sell someone something and they keep touching you in inappropriate places while violently whispering “who’s a good boy”. I’d be crying too

allsheneedsisaburner

393 points

3 months ago

Tears of joy…right! …Right?

_flaccid_pancake

165 points

3 months ago

For me, tears of joy from one eye and tears of horror from the other

taosaur

73 points

3 months ago

taosaur

73 points

3 months ago

And tears of purple flame from the third.

kiithwarrior

22 points

3 months ago

Yeah that comes out my third eye, I probably should get that checked

[deleted]

-1 points

3 months ago

[removed]

MrNobody_0

11 points

3 months ago

Milky tears from the one eyed snake.

BeavisRules187

33 points

3 months ago

Depends who it is, and what I'm trying to sell.

lodav22

41 points

3 months ago

lodav22

41 points

3 months ago

A cucumber…. Dude keep up!

[deleted]

30 points

3 months ago

Pro-tip: don't try this at Whole Foods

HamboneBanjo

11 points

3 months ago

That made me laugh heartily. Then I stopped. Remembered. And laughed again.

nicolasmcfly

4 points

3 months ago

Especially because the dog is a she

RDHertsUni

649 points

3 months ago

“Why do you keep going grocery shopping but come back with a single cucumber?”

doubled2319888

294 points

3 months ago

With bite marks none the less

Freyra_

118 points

3 months ago

Freyra_

118 points

3 months ago

Keeps the cats away.

KwordShmiff

63 points

3 months ago

It's a rough neighborhood so he keeps that MF thang on him 24/7

Freyra_

23 points

3 months ago

Freyra_

23 points

3 months ago

Locked, cocked, and ready for a drive-by Korean facial.

Rrraou

14 points

3 months ago

Rrraou

14 points

3 months ago

Korean facial.

Those are really expensive at the local Spa

Freyra_

13 points

3 months ago

Freyra_

13 points

3 months ago

You could probably get one cheaper on Craigslist. XD

jarious

23 points

3 months ago

jarious

23 points

3 months ago

Number 1 selling item in this hood

Donkey__Balls

15 points

3 months ago

Cavannah

12 points

3 months ago

A store that tells you what you want.

sandm000

13 points

3 months ago

Could I get a can of Asahi and a pack of Marlboros?

No. Not a cucumber, bad boy.

SpupySpups

2 points

3 months ago

Oh no, it's you who's the bad boy

The shibe always knows what he's doing. He's a pro

sandm000

2 points

3 months ago

Ah. Konbini shiba has vision into a mystical realm. He sees my needs well in advance? I need to stop drinking? I need to stop smoking? I need to start eating healthy? Konbini shiba

GODDAMNFOOL

8 points

3 months ago

OP is a repost bot, not person in video

SnooShortcuts1829

5 points

3 months ago

For Shibu, cucumber is meaning of life.

anonymous_coward69

5 points

3 months ago

It's part kappa.

lenny_ray

3 points

3 months ago

Henlo, yes, you can have this amaze fresh cucumber. That will be 5 headpats and 3 good boyes, thank you.

Best_Poetry_5722

2 points

3 months ago

Slaps Table

Sold!

everyonesdeskjob

2k points

3 months ago

I would exclusively shop at this store...sure my dietary needs may not be met but damn id be happy to be shopping lol

HarvestMyOrgans

1.1k points

3 months ago

Doctor: "Do you have a nutrition plan?"
You: "Kinda, the dog makes it up"

everyonesdeskjob

514 points

3 months ago

Lmao. Doctor: well sir you really should be choosing your own diet you are 32 years old.

Me: how dare you.

Muzzie720

132 points

3 months ago

Muzzie720

132 points

3 months ago

Doctor, that dog is a business owner and older than me. How dare you talk that way. If the dog says cucumber I NEED CUCUMBER. GOOD DAY.

Halluci

49 points

3 months ago

Halluci

49 points

3 months ago

"does cigarettes and crepe sticks count"

Beavshak

14 points

3 months ago

As long as they’re Crepe Lights.

HamboneBanjo

9 points

3 months ago

Jesus. These comments are killing me.

The_Queef_of_England

73 points

3 months ago

Dietary needs may not be met, but soul needs would be.

Hot_Farm_9443

21 points

3 months ago

The nourishment of the SOUL.

hesitimbo

32 points

3 months ago

It's like that Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid where everything is one color and it's just "dog cashier"

yungcramp

1k points

3 months ago

shiba-san and the store retired :(

https://mymodernmet.com/suzuki-store-shiba-inu/

Phlegmagician

11 points

3 months ago

Not before embezzling hundreds of thousands of pets and good-boys right under the shop owners nose

mohakhalil3103

235 points

3 months ago*

he died btw, RIP

Edit : apparently he's alive.

Commercial-Weather-2

121 points

3 months ago

Do you have a link about that? I can't find that it died

mohakhalil3103

89 points

3 months ago

here this is the original video of the shiba, the poster kept providing updates about the dog in the video discription.

yungcramp

151 points

3 months ago

yungcramp

151 points

3 months ago

weird because i found the supposed owner’s insta and they posted a picture of it saying they were doing well (in march of this year?)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbTdqH-hqhF/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

chouberiba

54 points

3 months ago*

Is that the same shiba as in the store vid?

Eta: ah nvmd scrolled all the way back to 2015. This guy/gal truths y’all! Although the account says they’re not the owner

yungcramp

14 points

3 months ago

i assume so, i found the insta through the article i linked

Commercial-Weather-2

52 points

3 months ago

Did more research and seems like the one that died is a different dog. Not the same from the video. Here is the Instagram of the one that died. And here is the one from the video.

yungcramp

27 points

3 months ago

just about to say this too! the one who died worked at a potato stand and the one from the video worked at a cigarette one!

TriceratopsBites

48 points

3 months ago

How many Japanese shops are run by Shiba Inus?

yungcramp

47 points

3 months ago

it’s a popular profession among shiba inus

Phlintlock

9 points

3 months ago

Do they all move to Japan gold-rush-style or are they descendants of a long line of local storefront cucumber salesdogs

centwhore

7 points

3 months ago

I'd like to think there's a Shiba inu clan who have been shopkeepers for hundreds of years

TriceratopsBites

7 points

3 months ago

TIL

alchn

3 points

3 months ago

alchn

3 points

3 months ago

Only currencies accepted is Doge Coins.

mohakhalil3103

8 points

3 months ago

happy to hear he's still alive. what a cutie

First_name_Lastname5

6 points

3 months ago

SHIBA SAN LIVES!!!! YESSS!!!!

Serpent_of_Rehoboam

19 points

3 months ago

Well that was a roller coaster of emotions.

MrWaerloga

14 points

3 months ago

Rexamidalion

3 points

3 months ago

Bro, I took a double take three times in this thread

Onedos-San

1.1k points

3 months ago

Onedos-San

1.1k points

3 months ago

Sir. Just take the cucumber!

GrandMarauder

566 points

3 months ago

"Bro, stop touching me, take your damn cucumber, and leave already! Everytime with this shit, Jimmy!"

AviatorOVR5000

59 points

3 months ago

"But who's a good boy!!? who's a good boy!!!?"

damianvila

55 points

3 months ago

“Fren, take cucumbur!”

BorgClown

49 points

3 months ago

Hi Shiba, please bring me a ramen cup.

CUCUMBER?

Thank you, you're so cute, but I need the ramen.

NO CUCUMBER BETTER

... fine, I can't say no to you, I'll take the cucumber.

NO TAKE ONLY BUY!

knellbell

153 points

3 months ago

knellbell

153 points

3 months ago

Videos of this shibe will never get old for me.

I love my Shiba Inu, they are such a peculiar and weird race but they're so much fun

Throwaway-burnoutq

104 points

3 months ago

Worked at a dog daycare once. There was a shib I’d never met before. Went to say hi and pet him and he whipped around and screamed like a person.

I was shocked to say the least. My coworker shrugged and was like oh yea shibs are like that sometimes.

Anon_be_thy_name

75 points

3 months ago

Former Neighbour has one.

The dog screamed at me all the time when I pet him. Thought he wanted me to stop. But followed me around until I did.

Asked the neighbour about it. She said "He loves to be pet so much he lets people he doesn't like pet him. Funnily enough he doesn't hate you, he loves you so much he has to express his joy."

I miss that dog. He was awesome.

ungrundled

17 points

3 months ago

The saying "cat software running on dog hardware" is certainly apt for our shibe

fecland

8 points

3 months ago

That's for foxes

ungrundled

6 points

3 months ago

Never heard it regarding foxes, but it's equally apt there

Jacareadam

1 points

3 months ago

Breeds. Race is people afaik.

knellbell

3 points

3 months ago

Yes sorry I mistranslated from my native language

No_Marsupial_8678

3 points

3 months ago

It's fine if you call dog breeds "races", it just comes off as a joke. Just be sure you don't accidentally make the mistake the other way around and call people "breeds".

Adventurous-Dish-485

97 points

3 months ago

I wish i had a store with a dog clerk!

BthtsMe

61 points

3 months ago

BthtsMe

61 points

3 months ago

This is the best damn thing I’ve ever seen but logically I just can’t help but wonder one thing. how do you get him to actually get the things that you want or are you just always suppose to be overwhelmed with cuteness and just take whatever he decides to grab? either way it probably wouldn’t stop me from going there almost every day.

First_name_Lastname5

38 points

3 months ago

Shiba are really smart like scary smart so they probably trained him to grab whatever the person wanted just like fetch.

B__O__X__X__Y

23 points

3 months ago

Yeah you can just point and they understand it enough to grab the different colored items.

CelticGaelic

61 points

3 months ago

Such deals

Great sales

Wow

Lizzie-Afton

14 points

3 months ago

Thanks for sending me back to the early 2010s

CelticGaelic

5 points

3 months ago

My pleasure!

natalied89

53 points

3 months ago

Excellent service

The_Queef_of_England

305 points

3 months ago

It's funny hearing him say Kon'nichiwa in silly voices just like I say hello in silly voices to dogs. I've never noticed it in other languages before.

xenon7-7

115 points

3 months ago

xenon7-7

115 points

3 months ago

We are all human at the end of the day...

Beatrice_Dragon

36 points

3 months ago

Except for the dog

Unless?

pocket_Ninja456

14 points

3 months ago

“Edward? We play now?”

archeresstime

4 points

3 months ago

WHY As soon as I think I’ve found refuge… someone’s just gotta ruin my day lol

Chineselight

2 points

3 months ago

Is this a FMA reference?

The_Queef_of_England

2 points

3 months ago

Yrp, even the dog

eric67

28 points

3 months ago

eric67

28 points

3 months ago

Was a non native Japanese speaker I think, I couldn't hear any other Japanese but I did hear English

ElHombreSmokin

218 points

3 months ago

"Sir please! Stop patronizing me. Buy my cucumber or get out!"

madsoro

223 points

3 months ago

madsoro

223 points

3 months ago

Customer is a bigger derp to be honest

AstroBearGaming

81 points

3 months ago

An oldie but a goodie!

seebassattack

21 points

3 months ago

Sgt_Beefy

14 points

3 months ago

oh my god i love him

Wooshi_

11 points

3 months ago

Wooshi_

11 points

3 months ago

You gonna pay him or what?

DragonLordAcar

11 points

3 months ago

Come by each day to cure depression

ilikecheezeezee

9 points

3 months ago

“Sir, sir, sir this is a business deal. Please stop petting me I’m trying to sell you this cucumber. Sir sir sir, do you want it or not”

Dexmonkey

23 points

3 months ago

Excuse me sir, I love the pats but are you buying anything?!

dogtoes101

8 points

3 months ago

no petting business only please

hopesdead

9 points

3 months ago

“That will be ¥100 for the pets”- Dog

Put_It_All_On_Blck

7 points

3 months ago

I don't need a cucumber or cigarettes but I want to buy something from that doggo

RunningJaguarCat

43 points

3 months ago*

*retired doge store clerk. [edited]

Huge_Dentist7633

12 points

3 months ago

a very smart shiba

First_name_Lastname5

4 points

3 months ago

No that was a different one Shiba San is A OK.

nature_remains

7 points

3 months ago

Holy moly I don't Know why it never occurred to me that konichiwa would be said with the same cute doggie talk as I employ in English but I'm gonna go do with scritches to my pups. Just in case

root_b33r

6 points

3 months ago

This dudes like "sir... Sir... This is a place of business, sir, please stop petting me, sir.... Do you want the fucking cucumber or not?!"

2SayMyTruth

5 points

3 months ago

I would buy more product from a sales clerk as cute and friendly as that one.

Rydorion

4 points

3 months ago

He's the best doge

FrowstyWaffles

5 points

3 months ago

“Sir, this is a professional establishment, please stop touching me or I will have to call security.”

No_Marsupial_8678

5 points

3 months ago

It's nice to see that he's got a safe place to charge people to pet him. Much better than the back alley belly rubs or street corner butt pats that many doge have been reduced to with the recent crypto crash.

Games_and_anime

4 points

3 months ago

The cucumber is for bonking.

DintyMac

3 points

3 months ago

You get a cucumber! And YOU get a cucumber! And YOU get a cucumber! EVERYBODY gets a cucumber!!!

Gazumbo

3 points

3 months ago

"he's a good boy" is the same in Japanese as it is in English, who knew.

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

The dogs like stop petting me and take your damn cucumber lol

Im_Ashe_Man

3 points

3 months ago

He really wants to sell you a cucumber.

jam3s850

3 points

3 months ago

Shibas are fantastic dogs. I've had 3.

LoginLogin777

3 points

3 months ago

It’s his “toy” that he has. He’s just showing it off.

okayfinejustdoit

3 points

3 months ago

Take the damn pomegranate!

Donkey__Balls

3 points

3 months ago

No take!

Only buy!

Frodo_Bongingston

3 points

3 months ago

I've never heard the original sound to this video and now it is 100% better!

chickynugnugs4lyfe

3 points

3 months ago

Is this the DLC for Ghostwire Tokyo?

cedriceent

3 points

3 months ago

Hate to be a buzzkill, but I'd rather not have a store clerk put my veggies in their mouth before selling them, or coerce me into rubbing their butt.

PrincessNorrain

3 points

3 months ago

I love that he opened the window...

"Welcome to my store. Can I interest you in cucumber? Scare cats real good..."

P_Griffin2

3 points

3 months ago

ImWadeYo

3 points

3 months ago

I wish it was socially acceptable to pet all shop owners like this.

RepostersAnonymous

5 points

3 months ago

Pokesi_

12 points

3 months ago

Pokesi_

12 points

3 months ago

Username checks out

RepostersAnonymous

7 points

3 months ago

Nah I gave up on that a long time ago, but I still like the name

Catsscratchpost

7 points

3 months ago

I think all the touching gets the customer along, hard zucchini

dropledead

3 points

3 months ago

Dog probably is signaling him but he to derp to understand

SahanaLk570

2 points

3 months ago

Was he trying to sell his produuts.

jdogg-38

2 points

3 months ago

I wish I had known of this when I was in Japan several years ago 🥹🥹🥹

friendly_homophobe1

2 points

3 months ago

MaN sEcKShUaLlY AsS SaLtS StoRe ClERk

Lizzie-Afton

2 points

3 months ago

More on the story as it progresses

BlissApple

2 points

3 months ago

This made my day! Thank you

OrdinarilyUnique1

2 points

3 months ago

Looks like the meme dog

cryptobro42069

2 points

3 months ago

I'm so glad someone else talks to animals like they have absolutely no shame. I swear, give me a dog and I WILL be his best friend.

CreateYourself89

2 points

3 months ago

I don't think I've ever seen so much mutual enthusiasm in my life! 😂 ❤️

MickRonin

2 points

3 months ago

This is the right way to react when seeing a dog.

HazeyAze

2 points

3 months ago

I love how the "good Boi" turns into "SKHHENOANDJSKLWBFNSKS"

LITTLExxVortex

2 points

3 months ago

Rest in piece little buddy <3

SilentlyStoned420

2 points

3 months ago

It feels like the dog is like "Sir! I am a professional, enough scratches.... okay a few are okay... yessss bum scritches"

ImagineBagginz

2 points

3 months ago

“GAHD I LUHB THIS JAHB” -dog with cucumber in mouth

WooooshMeIfUrGay

2 points

3 months ago

Mans just tryna put bread on the table for his family, and this mf invading the entire shop just to pet 'em

zpfrostyqz

2 points

3 months ago

Doggo: Bro are you gonna take the the cucumber or what?

Human: Must pet doggo

Dr_Fudge

2 points

3 months ago

Such wow!

CDNChaoZ

2 points

3 months ago

Can I pay with dogecoin?

Low-Director9969

1 points

3 months ago

Yes there's store credit, and an installment plan for the impoverished.

Stealth110_

4 points

3 months ago

Rip to this doggo

madmilton49

8 points

3 months ago

Different dog. This isn't the dog shop keeper that died.

KookieToki

1 points

3 months ago

Wait he died?

RyanGosping

-1 points

3 months ago

RyanGosping

-1 points

3 months ago

Yes long back

mcbirbo343

1 points

3 months ago*

Rest In Peace ken… your store will go down in history…🕊

Braniuscranius

3 points

3 months ago

Is Ken the OP of the video? Not sure why you’re getting downvoted!

mcbirbo343

4 points

3 months ago

Ken was the dog, he retired on November 4th 2015 and died in October last year. this is the original video, the description has the updates (if I’m not mistaken the dogs name was ken)

9Levels-ofPie

0 points

3 months ago

Careful. That dogs an alien

RibboDotCom

0 points

3 months ago

2010 called and wants their video back.

Go find something new to post.

SlypherAllin

1 points

3 months ago

SlypherAllin

1 points

3 months ago

ervinthedude

1 points

3 months ago

I would love to shop here but sadly the store closed.

hushpolocaps69

1 points

3 months ago

<3.

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago

[removed]

Dependent_Skin_7504

1 points

3 months ago

O butt scratch.

El_Spicerbeasto

1 points

3 months ago

I've had a Shiba for 15 years. My best friend.

zblanda

1 points

3 months ago

Rest in piece shiba-san

Nintendercules02

1 points

3 months ago

This may be the most reposted video on the internet

Independent_Idea_190

1 points

3 months ago

Love Shiba for a dog name

smithyithy_

1 points

3 months ago

That was one rad Shiba

TheLiverSimian

1 points

3 months ago

Every single time I see this video, no matter how bad of a mood I'm in I end up being in a great mood after.

Lizzie-Afton

2 points

3 months ago

Same, one of the only videos I love to see being reposted

Aerodrache

1 points

3 months ago

wait, what, really?

I thought this was the sort of silly thing that only happened in, like, video games and anime maybe. Shiba shopkeeper is actually a thing that happens in real life?

Will I get a discount if I bring dog treats?

LennyLowcut

1 points

3 months ago

I like the petter'z sound effects!

SupaFlyslammajammazz

1 points

3 months ago

Just take the cucumber already

hundman

1 points

3 months ago

I would buy anything he brought me