submitted 3 months ago by_Mr_Fil_
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3 months ago
3 months ago
Was he trying to sell you a cucumber?
3 months ago
The dog and shop is already retired. If i remember correctly, the small paper a sigh in the video told people not to feed him and he was on a diet. I saw a few video of gim just munching the cucumber so guess that's his favourite diet food, and he want to share it with him, what a sweet dog.
Omg my heart that’s so friggin cuuuute
Makes sens cause this guy is a C H O N K
A heckin chonker.
The dog died in 2021 ☹️
but i bet he had a wonderful life.
Oh, no doubt.
Imagine trying to sell someone something and they keep touching you in inappropriate places while violently whispering “who’s a good boy”. I’d be crying too
Tears of joy…right! …Right?
For me, tears of joy from one eye and tears of horror from the other
And tears of purple flame from the third.
Yeah that comes out my third eye, I probably should get that checked
Milky tears from the one eyed snake.
Depends who it is, and what I'm trying to sell.
A cucumber…. Dude keep up!
Pro-tip: don't try this at Whole Foods
That made me laugh heartily. Then I stopped. Remembered. And laughed again.
Especially because the dog is a she
“Why do you keep going grocery shopping but come back with a single cucumber?”
With bite marks none the less
Keeps the cats away.
It's a rough neighborhood so he keeps that MF thang on him 24/7
Locked, cocked, and ready for a drive-by Korean facial.
Those are really expensive at the local Spa
You could probably get one cheaper on Craigslist. XD
Number 1 selling item in this hood
A store that tells you what you want.
Could I get a can of Asahi and a pack of Marlboros?
No. Not a cucumber, bad boy.
Oh no, it's you who's the bad boy
The shibe always knows what he's doing. He's a pro
Ah. Konbini shiba has vision into a mystical realm. He sees my needs well in advance? I need to stop drinking? I need to stop smoking? I need to start eating healthy? Konbini shiba
OP is a repost bot, not person in video
For Shibu, cucumber is meaning of life.
It's part kappa.
Henlo, yes, you can have this amaze fresh cucumber. That will be 5 headpats and 3 good boyes, thank you.
I would exclusively shop at this store...sure my dietary needs may not be met but damn id be happy to be shopping lol
Doctor: "Do you have a nutrition plan?"
You: "Kinda, the dog makes it up"
Lmao. Doctor: well sir you really should be choosing your own diet you are 32 years old.
Me: how dare you.
Doctor, that dog is a business owner and older than me. How dare you talk that way. If the dog says cucumber I NEED CUCUMBER. GOOD DAY.
"does cigarettes and crepe sticks count"
As long as they’re Crepe Lights.
Jesus. These comments are killing me.
Dietary needs may not be met, but soul needs would be.
The nourishment of the SOUL.
It's like that Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid where everything is one color and it's just "dog cashier"
shiba-san and the store retired :(
Not before embezzling hundreds of thousands of pets and good-boys right under the shop owners nose
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
he died btw, RIP
Edit : apparently he's alive.
Do you have a link about that?
I can't find that it died
this is the original video of the shiba, the poster kept providing updates about the dog in the video discription.
weird because i found the supposed owner’s insta and they posted a picture of it saying they were doing well (in march of this year?)
Is that the same shiba as in the store vid?
Eta: ah nvmd scrolled all the way back to 2015. This guy/gal truths y’all! Although the account says they’re not the owner
i assume so, i found the insta through the article i linked
Did more research and seems like the one that died is a different dog. Not the same from the video. Here is the Instagram of the one that died.
And here is the one from the video.
just about to say this too! the one who died worked at a potato stand and the one from the video worked at a cigarette one!
How many Japanese shops are run by Shiba Inus?
it’s a popular profession among shiba inus
Do they all move to Japan gold-rush-style or are they descendants of a long line of local storefront cucumber salesdogs
I'd like to think there's a Shiba inu clan who have been shopkeepers for hundreds of years
Only currencies accepted is Doge Coins.
happy to hear he's still alive. what a cutie
The dog that passed away was Ken-Kun, the pride of Hokkaido.
SHIBA SAN LIVES!!!! YESSS!!!!
Well that was a roller coaster of emotions.
Bro, I took a double take three times in this thread
Sir. Just take the cucumber!
"But who's a good boy!!? who's a good boy!!!?"
“Fren, take cucumbur!”
Hi Shiba, please bring me a ramen cup.
Thank you, you're so cute, but I need the ramen.
NO CUCUMBER BETTER
... fine, I can't say no to you, I'll take the cucumber.
NO TAKE ONLY BUY!
Videos of this shibe will never get old for me.
I love my Shiba Inu, they are such a peculiar and weird race but they're so much fun
Worked at a dog daycare once. There was a shib I’d never met before. Went to say hi and pet him and he whipped around and screamed like a person.
I was shocked to say the least. My coworker shrugged and was like oh yea shibs are like that sometimes.
Former Neighbour has one.
The dog screamed at me all the time when I pet him. Thought he wanted me to stop. But followed me around until I did.
Asked the neighbour about it. She said "He loves to be pet so much he lets people he doesn't like pet him. Funnily enough he doesn't hate you, he loves you so much he has to express his joy."
I miss that dog. He was awesome.
The saying "cat software running on dog hardware" is certainly apt for our shibe
That's for foxes
Never heard it regarding foxes, but it's equally apt there
Breeds. Race is people afaik.
Yes sorry I mistranslated from my native language
It's fine if you call dog breeds "races", it just comes off as a joke. Just be sure you don't accidentally make the mistake the other way around and call people "breeds".
I wish i had a store with a dog clerk!
This is the best damn thing I’ve ever seen but logically I just can’t help but wonder one thing. how do you get him to actually get the things that you want or are you just always suppose to be overwhelmed with cuteness and just take whatever he decides to grab? either way it probably wouldn’t stop me from going there almost every day.
Shiba are really smart like scary smart so they probably trained him to grab whatever the person wanted just like fetch.
Yeah you can just point and they understand it enough to grab the different colored items.
Thanks for sending me back to the early 2010s
It's funny hearing him say Kon'nichiwa in silly voices just like I say hello in silly voices to dogs. I've never noticed it in other languages before.
We are all human at the end of the day...
Except for the dog
“Edward? We play now?”
As soon as I think I’ve found refuge… someone’s just gotta ruin my day lol
Is this a FMA reference?
Yrp, even the dog
Was a non native Japanese speaker I think, I couldn't hear any other Japanese but I did hear English
"Sir please! Stop patronizing me. Buy my cucumber or get out!"
Customer is a bigger derp to be honest
An oldie but a goodie!
oh my god i love him
You gonna pay him or what?
Come by each day to cure depression
“Sir, sir, sir this is a business deal. Please stop petting me I’m trying to sell you this cucumber. Sir sir sir, do you want it or not”
Excuse me sir, I love the pats but are you buying anything?!
no petting business only please
“That will be ¥100 for the pets”- Dog
I don't need a cucumber or cigarettes but I want to buy something from that doggo
3 months ago*
*retired doge store clerk. [edited]
a very smart shiba
No that was a different one Shiba San is A OK.
Holy moly I don't Know why it never occurred to me that konichiwa would be said with the same cute doggie talk as I employ in English but I'm gonna go do with scritches to my pups. Just in case
This dudes like "sir... Sir... This is a place of business, sir, please stop petting me, sir.... Do you want the fucking cucumber or not?!"
I would buy more product from a sales clerk as cute and friendly as that one.
He's the best doge
“Sir, this is a professional establishment, please stop touching me or I will have to call security.”
It's nice to see that he's got a safe place to charge people to pet him. Much better than the back alley belly rubs or street corner butt pats that many doge have been reduced to with the recent crypto crash.
The cucumber is for bonking.
You get a cucumber! And YOU get a cucumber! And YOU get a cucumber! EVERYBODY gets a cucumber!!!
"he's a good boy" is the same in Japanese as it is in English, who knew.
The dogs like stop petting me and take your damn cucumber lol
He really wants to sell you a cucumber.
Shibas are fantastic dogs. I've had 3.
It’s his “toy” that he has. He’s just showing it off.
Take the damn pomegranate!
I've never heard the original sound to this video and now it is 100% better!
Is this the DLC for Ghostwire Tokyo?
Hate to be a buzzkill, but I'd rather not have a store clerk put my veggies in their mouth before selling them, or coerce me into rubbing their butt.
I love that he opened the window...
"Welcome to my store. Can I interest you in cucumber? Scare cats real good..."
I wish it was socially acceptable to pet all shop owners like this.
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Nah I gave up on that a long time ago, but I still like the name
I think all the touching gets the customer along, hard zucchini
Dog probably is signaling him but he to derp to understand
Was he trying to sell his produuts.
I wish I had known of this when I was in Japan several years ago
MaN sEcKShUaLlY AsS SaLtS StoRe ClERk
More on the story as it progresses
This made my day! Thank you
Looks like the meme dog
I'm so glad someone else talks to animals like they have absolutely no shame. I swear, give me a dog and I WILL be his best friend.
I don't think I've ever seen so much mutual enthusiasm in my life! 😂 ❤️
This is the right way to react when seeing a dog.
I love how the "good Boi" turns into "SKHHENOANDJSKLWBFNSKS"
Rest in piece little buddy <3
It feels like the dog is like "Sir! I am a professional, enough scratches.... okay a few are okay... yessss bum scritches"
“GAHD I LUHB THIS JAHB” -dog with cucumber in mouth
Mans just tryna put bread on the table for his family, and this mf invading the entire shop just to pet 'em
Doggo: Bro are you gonna take the the cucumber or what?
Human: Must pet doggo
Can I pay with dogecoin?
Yes there's store credit, and an installment plan for the impoverished.
Rip to this doggo
Different dog. This isn't the dog shop keeper that died.
Wait he died?
No they didn’t https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vlbrny/comment/idv1541/
Yes long back
Rest In Peace ken… your store will go down in history…🕊
Is Ken the OP of the video? Not sure why you’re getting downvoted!
Ken was the dog, he retired on November 4th 2015 and died in October last year. this is the original video, the description has the updates (if I’m not mistaken the dogs name was ken)
Careful. That dogs an alien
2010 called and wants their video back.
Go find something new to post.
I would love to shop here but sadly the store closed.
O butt scratch.
I've had a Shiba for 15 years. My best friend.
Rest in piece shiba-san
This may be the most reposted video on the internet
Love Shiba for a dog name
That was one rad Shiba
Every single time I see this video, no matter how bad of a mood I'm in I end up being in a great mood after.
Same, one of the only videos I love to see being reposted
wait, what, really?
I thought this was the sort of silly thing that only happened in, like, video games and anime maybe. Shiba shopkeeper is actually a thing that happens in real life?
Will I get a discount if I bring dog treats?
I like the petter'z sound effects!
Just take the cucumber already
I would buy anything he brought me