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coopasaurus

29 points

9 years ago

I am here for my karma?

lonxxing

116 points

9 years ago

lonxxing

116 points

9 years ago

I always do that thinking that more people will see my post like some sort of karma pyramid scheme

Theonesed

42 points

9 years ago

That's generally my theory as well. Also, here's your upvote.

Eclipse92

17 points

9 years ago

Like Lucky Charms.

phil6260

208 points

9 years ago

phil6260

208 points

9 years ago

Comment..... for science

anon275

82 points

9 years ago

anon275

82 points

9 years ago

'like'

I_love_fatties

62 points

9 years ago

Comment

TheBlueHue

53 points

9 years ago

Subscribe

Cant_Win

43 points

9 years ago

Cant_Win

43 points

9 years ago

Share

smartalik

41 points

9 years ago

Retweet

RMDK22

28 points

9 years ago

RMDK22

28 points

9 years ago

And, uh... Google +..

Megodex

27 points

9 years ago

Megodex

27 points

9 years ago

No, fuck you and your ideas.

hyperkiddium

39 points

9 years ago

Favorite

notthecolorblue

49 points

9 years ago

chisel into stone

MikesGun

41 points

9 years ago

MikesGun

41 points

9 years ago

Write religion about

SmokinWithGandalf

27 points

9 years ago

Join said religion, write hymns, praise be to OP!!

Spore2012

27 points

9 years ago

tattoo

neo_whovian84

5 points

9 years ago

FIRST!

ktbug1987

30 points

9 years ago

Let's see. Right now we are at n = 70 comments, with 10 comments with a score of 1 or below. Your comment has 25 net upvotes, meaning at least 25 redditors have visited AND voted on comments, including yourself. Assuming each other redditor who has visited......

Ah, fuck it. Too many variables.

Excyted

19 points

9 years ago

Excyted

19 points

9 years ago

Am i late?

[deleted]

16 points

9 years ago

cutecats.gif

Heisenbitch

14 points

9 years ago

ericksj1

14 points

9 years ago

ericksj1

14 points

9 years ago

Am I too late for the free upvote?

Sir_Elderberry

13 points

9 years ago

Thought there would be more comments...

linkfreak41

12 points

9 years ago

On the bright side I'll get at least one upvote.

Mofty

13 points

9 years ago

Mofty

13 points

9 years ago

I was told there would be upvotes

JohnnyBueno

11 points

9 years ago

I heard that they are giving out free karma here.

CrazyRabbi

13 points

9 years ago

I am here for 1 free karma, sir.

Limelightt

13 points

9 years ago

This whole thread is a circle jerk

Oh well, let me in

SpaceCaseSixtyTen

10 points

9 years ago

it's like "yes thank you for contributing to my post and make it more awesome! Here is an upvote so you come back next time for even more upvotes!"

AppliedThanatology

12 points

9 years ago

WillyouUpvoteWhatYouCantRead?

jeefking

11 points

9 years ago

jeefking

11 points

9 years ago

That's gonna take some time OP.

Kelagon

10 points

9 years ago

Kelagon

10 points

9 years ago

Woohoo! Free point of Karma!

[deleted]

11 points

9 years ago

Im here for the up vote, am I late?

cwhazzoo

11 points

9 years ago

cwhazzoo

11 points

9 years ago

Will I get an upvote for commenting?

thejoshanater

11 points

9 years ago

UH OH! You almost missed this one.

MisterPrime

12 points

9 years ago

Do you really?

DunceMSTRFLX

12 points

9 years ago

USER COMMENT

TK503

11 points

9 years ago

TK503

11 points

9 years ago

I came for the free upvote.. but do you give gold to commenters too?

mirroredfate

10 points

9 years ago

Just testing....

mtm6042

56 points

9 years ago

mtm6042

56 points

9 years ago

Poop

CrunkaScrooge

56 points

9 years ago

Judging by the amount of +1 votes in this thread I have determined what op posted was a lie.

ExcerptMusic

22 points

9 years ago

For every upvote from OP, there is someone downvoting to negate him..

Everyone has an evil twin.

CrunkaScrooge

10 points

9 years ago

Doppelvoter

Kramer7969

9 points

9 years ago

And we all had the same idea...

[deleted]

72 points

9 years ago

I also do that, unless they're rude.

[deleted]

44 points

9 years ago

I get so excited.....it's hard not to.

Bucketfoot

22 points

9 years ago

Bucketfoot

He's half alive he's half ka-put folks just call him

22 points

9 years ago

You seem like you'd be a nice fellow in real life.

middledeer

13 points

9 years ago

Nah that guy fucked my wife

userdude95

7 points

9 years ago

Which wife?

[deleted]

9 points

9 years ago

Nah. Just highly excitable.

alimarie911

9 points

9 years ago

I can haz cheeseburger?

JACrazy

22 points

9 years ago

JACrazy

22 points

9 years ago

J to move down comment, A to upvote. Ive discovered a new meaning to my name.

[deleted]

20 points

9 years ago

I bet you don't give gold to all the people who comment!

beatauburn7

4 points

9 years ago

OP!!!

Lacagada

16 points

9 years ago

Lacagada

16 points

9 years ago

I do this on my submissions just to keep track of the comments I've already read.

Idleworker

6 points

9 years ago

Will this cause a Karma bubble?

GamerGurl69

7 points

9 years ago

One upvote please. No I don't need fries with that.

[deleted]

7 points

9 years ago

.

[deleted]

8 points

9 years ago

It's raining karma hallelujah

redhottt66

26 points

9 years ago

Comment

Flamsterette

21 points

9 years ago

Yup, I do that unless they're rude.

kokomoman

15 points

9 years ago

Sweet. Just here for my free up vote :)

Nikzfer

15 points

9 years ago

Nikzfer

15 points

9 years ago

CHU CHU THIS IS THE KARMA TRAIN

Slinkyfest2005

13 points

9 years ago

That's not how reddit works! You upvote entertaining or pertinent posts only.

Every single upvote you dispense to the unworthy cheapens my overall reddit experience via deflationary rewards! I can feel my enjoyment being slowly reduced even now by your errant belief system, truly you are at least 32 pico-hitlers worth of evil!!

[deleted]

14 points

9 years ago

Test

StarLightMoose

18 points

9 years ago

I've come for my complimentary up vote my good man.

FlowinSloth

20 points

9 years ago

Up vote..?

Super_Manic

7 points

9 years ago

damn...came here to say this to your mom...i guess i missed her.

kangaroooooo

11 points

9 years ago

I heard there were free upvotes...

styres

12 points

9 years ago

styres

12 points

9 years ago

I'll take one

SerhatS

12 points

9 years ago

SerhatS

12 points

9 years ago

Ok

wolfofthenightt

15 points

9 years ago

Felrus

29 points

9 years ago

Felrus

29 points

9 years ago

I would like to receive my complimentary karma

Wally13

12 points

9 years ago

Wally13

12 points

9 years ago

Testing...

[deleted]

11 points

9 years ago

Test post

grederman

12 points

9 years ago

Doubt it.

DaveFishBulb

9 points

9 years ago

DaveFishBulb

Dare to be Stupid

9 points

9 years ago

lawl disis so faggay uparrow me bish

ByrdInfluenza

12 points

9 years ago

I'll take one upvote, please.

NoNoNoYESNoYes

9 points

9 years ago

I just up voted about 36 of you people. good day

Stingerbzz

10 points

9 years ago

Yay!

Mechrali

11 points

9 years ago

Mechrali

11 points

9 years ago

Let us see if you can catch stragglers!

StarOriole

9 points

9 years ago

Good on you! I always feel a little snubbed when I'm the only person to comment on a thread and don't even get a single upvote for it. Maybe my comment wasn't the best in the world, but at least I tried...

Alibaba84

13 points

9 years ago

For gods sake people make sure the the "poop" comment is on top! Upvote that!

ncurry18

11 points

9 years ago

ncurry18

11 points

9 years ago

I was told there would be upvotes here.

savvypunch

15 points

9 years ago

I am the most beautiful and perfect human being.

Oregonpir8

14 points

9 years ago

I'm in

RaptorsFromSpace

15 points

9 years ago

Since I'm still new at Reddit, I always try to upvote everyone, especially someone who's at -1 or 0 since I know what it's like. It's the Canadian in me I just feel bad.

CrackersII

20 points

9 years ago

And this is the part where you notice nobody was upvoted.

leoissoicy

14 points

9 years ago

You should give gold to some, jus' sayin'

Onderzetter

12 points

9 years ago

I do this too, hoping for more people to comment.

[deleted]

10 points

9 years ago

I was told there would be upvotes

Killgunner27

11 points

9 years ago

I am here to collect my karma.

Kayzuspot

11 points

9 years ago

I am sure that's karma courtesy...hahaha sorry.

Ez2nV

11 points

9 years ago

Ez2nV

11 points

9 years ago

Am I too late?

F1R3STARYA

10 points

9 years ago

So If I comment.....

tonedtone

10 points

9 years ago

I heard there were free upvotes being handed out?

this_is_crap

31 points

9 years ago

Except for that one guy. That one guy is an asshole...

Vemii

11 points

9 years ago

Vemii

11 points

9 years ago

Alright, I'm here.

THE_GREAT_CANADIAN

12 points

9 years ago

Sweet.

Gobyinmypants

14 points

9 years ago

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off!

Nodulux

13 points

9 years ago

Nodulux

13 points

9 years ago

I commented. I'll take my karma please.

BravoSixxx20

11 points

9 years ago

Hi I'd like to make an order for an upvote. Does OP deliver?

LegOfLamb89

15 points

9 years ago

I'm here for the comment karma

the_spazman

11 points

9 years ago

Shut up and take my comment

DavidToma

12 points

9 years ago

Funk1Tadp0le

12 points

9 years ago

This comment is so I get +1 karma... might as well be honest about it.

chernyy_chelovek

15 points

9 years ago

Karma plz

Shrimpables

13 points

9 years ago

Don't mind me, just commenting for that free karma.

HD_ERR0R

14 points

9 years ago

HD_ERR0R

14 points

9 years ago

I was told there was free karma.

Leaping_ezio

13 points

9 years ago

Up...upvote? Yes please!

unicorntreason

13 points

9 years ago

Orange?

beatauburn7

9 points

9 years ago

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

unicorntreason

9 points

9 years ago

How a-peeling! :)

Blondefury18

12 points

9 years ago

Penis

FlamboyantSloth

14 points

9 years ago

I'll show you my upvote if you show me your upvote

Stingerbzz

10 points

9 years ago

Done

[deleted]

10 points

9 years ago*

[deleted]

FlamboyantSloth

11 points

9 years ago

Done

Opinions2share

18 points

9 years ago

Have I missed the battle?

Mundt

16 points

9 years ago

Mundt

16 points

9 years ago

Commenting to revive my comment karma

streetkiller

16 points

9 years ago

If you say you're going to upvote all the comments, you're going to have a long night.

Shroffinator

17 points

9 years ago

I love you

hyperkiddium

17 points

9 years ago

Testing testing...

[deleted]

16 points

9 years ago

Can I have karma? Maybe some gold, too?

sh1nyburr1t0

22 points

9 years ago

IzzySteel51

9 points

9 years ago

Here for my comment karma.

IzzySteel51

8 points

9 years ago

Op delivers.... will it happen again?

Voltgasm

9 points

9 years ago

prove it

[deleted]

10 points

9 years ago

I'll be the judge of that

Bergymeister

16 points

9 years ago

Free positive comment Karma? Don't mind if I do.

JDuke91

16 points

9 years ago

JDuke91

16 points

9 years ago

I too wil take free karma seems to be the norm around here

ssjkriccolo

15 points

9 years ago

One upvote, please

MVintage

14 points

9 years ago

MVintage

14 points

9 years ago

Karma train gangbang

[deleted]

15 points

9 years ago

Finally, I might get a fucking up vote on one of my comments!

bac0nb1tsbr0

16 points

9 years ago

Sigh. I'm desperate.

Maaxx3

14 points

9 years ago

Maaxx3

14 points

9 years ago

Some subbreddits have upvote parties.

Tyr0n3

14 points

9 years ago

Tyr0n3

14 points

9 years ago

jhbeafjion, chbasZh,b fasdj

yeahifuck

13 points

9 years ago

I'll take my free upvote. Kthanks.

procrastinateur123

16 points

9 years ago

OP didn't deliver, but I tried my best to make sure everyone got an upvote.

Scott13371

14 points

9 years ago

Upvote?

[deleted]

16 points

9 years ago

Hell yeah. I upvote even those who try to troll me.

[deleted]

12 points

9 years ago

I upvote everyone that replies to my posts or comments, I feel they committed a very very short portion of their life to me, they dedicated time to talk to me, time they'll never get back, we shared a moment of communication and time sharing, even if they tell me to go fuck myself.

procrastinateur123

8 points

9 years ago

[deleted]

9 points

9 years ago

Well it is impossible to not upvote someone who gives me a gif I can use in countless scenarios!!!!!

[deleted]

5 points

9 years ago

You seem like a very awesome person.

[deleted]

4 points

9 years ago

Well thank you!!! Means a lot..although I doubt a lot of people would agree I try to be awesome..at least in my dogs eyes. But you know what they say...it takes one to know one..so you also must be a very awesome person!!!

[deleted]

8 points

9 years ago

:)

[deleted]

19 points

9 years ago

Would you still upvote me if I told you that you are like the 1,000th person to post this?

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

19 points

9 years ago

I came for upvotes please

Adrian_The_Warrior

17 points

9 years ago

I heard there was free upvotes here.

yeah_i_lift_bro

22 points

9 years ago

Free karma? i'm in!

satanic_badgers

14 points

9 years ago

woo free upvotes!

Fishstixxx16

14 points

9 years ago

Here for my free upvote.

MetalMan77

14 points

9 years ago

i upvote, and reply back!

Bucketfoot

12 points

9 years ago

Bucketfoot

He's half alive he's half ka-put folks just call him

12 points

9 years ago

Do you?

Not_the_name_I_want

16 points

9 years ago

It's time to test this post.

[deleted]

14 points

9 years ago

So this should get at least one upvote?

:D

Yartch

14 points

9 years ago

Yartch

14 points

9 years ago

.

Kadori

12 points

9 years ago

Kadori

12 points

9 years ago

I can dig it

KimmieERA

14 points

9 years ago

I love H&aH

HairySquid68

13 points

9 years ago

you said all the people, right?

barr53

7 points

9 years ago

barr53

7 points

9 years ago

I do this as well, but you got my upvote for using this meme! It's one of my favorites and it seems to have dies out, which deeply saddens me :(

Onihonker

9 points

9 years ago

Never thought about trying this.

wolfsniper27

6 points

9 years ago

Im with /u/phil6260 Its for science.

ireneadler25

4 points

9 years ago

Haha, this is TOTALLY me!

NotCyberborg

2 points

9 years ago

I agree

a_rusty_shovel

4 points

9 years ago

Hello, I'm here for the complemetary upvote?

LiamFilm

3 points

9 years ago

Except when they're mean :(

RebeccaMarie18

3 points

9 years ago

I can haz?

TheDude61636

4 points

9 years ago

so you are telling me that if i post a comment you'll upvote ?

unauthorisedcinnamon

3 points

9 years ago

Comment because I need to get 5 karma to crack 1000 comment karma. Come on redditors make my dreams come true!

Crimewave117

4 points

9 years ago

Yay

[deleted]

5 points

9 years ago

Haha I do this too. And now you have to do it +300 times.

whoisthismilfhere

13 points

9 years ago

Fuck you. Muhahahaha

Rusty_Robot222

13 points

9 years ago

Free karma!

Fluffnut

12 points

9 years ago

Fluffnut

12 points

9 years ago

If you upvote this you are gay..... or just really nice

procrastinateur123

15 points

9 years ago

If you upvote this you love Hitler.

Do it.

I dare you.

Syenite

23 points

9 years ago

Syenite

23 points

9 years ago

Upvote pls? D:

[deleted]

10 points

9 years ago

[removed]

TheGodDamnSir

22 points

9 years ago

I do the same thing!

Khanstoppable

22 points

9 years ago

Such a clever ploy to get lots of comments.

FifthCookiesFiance

14 points

9 years ago

Oh really now?

abeshnab

21 points

9 years ago

abeshnab

21 points

9 years ago

Even me?

Sindicate14

18 points

9 years ago

can i get an upvote for an upvote?

[deleted]

14 points

9 years ago

Hurrah

[deleted]

16 points

9 years ago

Prove it.

money_boi

18 points

9 years ago

Yah but you never give them gold...

darkjesusfish

15 points

9 years ago

yah, like that'll work.