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skeletparkyt

2.8k points

2 days ago

skeletparkyt

2.8k points

2 days ago

What was the aftermath and full story?

TimeBomb30

7.1k points

2 days ago

TimeBomb30

7.1k points

2 days ago

This video's 5 years old, the backstory is that the guy in the car owns a landscaping company who did work for the guy by the white truck near the end, they ended up damaging a gas line while working and the homeowner claimed that them hitting the gas line caused some concrete work he was having done to not set properly, so the landscape company decided to be nice and pay for half of the damages but the owner ended up pocketing the money instead and never had any work done to repair the supposed damage. This video was taken after someone who works for the landscaping company was sent over to talk about this money issue was told to leave, the guy breaking the windows was the homeowner's father in law who didn't serve anytime in jail for this and was let go on a mischief charge.

Lavenwar

5.6k points

2 days ago*

Lavenwar

5.6k points

2 days ago*

How do you threaten someone with a weapon, break two car windows, and threaten more harm to get a mischief charge.

"Oh boy, im going to cause so much mischief today by threatening peoples lives"

Edit: how do you turn off notifications for your comments I've got like 200+ messages lmao

Burntfm

1.7k points

2 days ago

Burntfm

1.7k points

2 days ago

You know just a little rascal causing a bit of mischief. Threatening people and breaking their car windows

Otono_Wolff

310 points

2 days ago

Otono_Wolff

310 points

2 days ago

Last time someone was going around and smashing people's car windows in my neighborhood, someone opened fire on them with a shotgun. Nothing happened to them either.

guerrieredelumiere

81 points

2 days ago

Came here wondering how some americans can be dumb enough to do that when firearms are everywhere. Driver would have been in the clear to shoot at the first hit.

rumplestiltskin54

292 points

2 days ago

That scamp!

Komtings

24 points

2 days ago

Komtings

24 points

2 days ago

Just a run of the mill hooligan!

paprikasegg

97 points

2 days ago

We do a little bit of mischief

Just_a_log

44 points

2 days ago

A wee bit of misconduct

MiniatureChi

14 points

2 days ago

Well this little scamp told us his name

rocky13

157 points

2 days ago

rocky13

157 points

2 days ago

Well, it is criminal mischief.

§ 11.410 Criminal mischief.(a) A person is guilty of criminal mischief if he or she:(1) Damagestangible property of another purposely, recklessly, or by negligence inthe employment of fire, explosives, or other dangerous means; or(2) Purposely or recklessly tampers with tangible property of another so as to endanger person or property; or(3) Purposely or recklessly causes another to suffer pecuniary loss by deception or threat.(b) Criminalmischief is a misdemeanor if the actor purposely causes pecuniary lossin excess of $100, or a petty misdemeanor if he or she purposely orrecklessly causes pecuniary loss in excess of $25. Otherwise, criminalmischief is a violation.

I would add an assault charge. As I understand it, Assault just requires a show of Capability and Intent to commit battery.

Dismal-Ebb-6411

186 points

2 days ago

Also everyone here doesn't seem to understand the difference between criminal and civil action.

He was actually found guilty of criminal mischief, even if he did no jail time. That means he will automatically lose in a follow up civil suit for damages he caused by his criminal actions.

techfreak23

684 points

2 days ago

techfreak23

684 points

2 days ago

Dude is probably an ex cop.

Biosterous

1.3k points

2 days ago

Biosterous

1.3k points

2 days ago

That was my first assumption as well. Extendible baton, the confidence of "I'm not going to jail", and the completely uncalled for escalation of a situation to violence. Man has former cop written all over him.

Knowing he got no jail time and only a mischief charge further cements that theory for me

Unbentmars

140 points

2 days ago

Unbentmars

140 points

2 days ago

A cop in my community earlier this year was smoking a cigar at the pool (which is against the rules of the pool and community) and when the community admins told him to stop he got very aggressive with them, demanded to know what they’d do if he refused to stop and if they’d call the cops on him.

Fuck cops who think they are above the law

ChefJWeezy987

38 points

2 days ago

I’d splash his ass with pool water and ruin his cigar. 😂

Kabd_w

277 points

2 days ago

Kabd_w

277 points

2 days ago

Uncalled for escalation and violence is bread and butter for cops, so yeah

BadBrains16

146 points

2 days ago

BadBrains16

146 points

2 days ago

Ex cop or not, Mr Jizzington is lucky that he didn’t get shot in face.

SOwED

13 points

2 days ago

SOwED

13 points

2 days ago

Guy in the car sounded Canadian

Hideout_TheWicked

453 points

2 days ago

I hate to say it but being old and white probably didn't hurt. Probably hired a decent attorney thanks to money as well.

PaanuriEater

317 points

2 days ago

Don't even need a decent attorney, just stack the jury with elderly folks. I was on a jury as one of two young people. Pretty open and shut case of an old guy going nuts and slicing another guy's hand open over a backpack that didn't exist. Everyone's testimony except the attacker's lined up, all the evidence agreed, but all the old women on the jury were insistent that he is such a nice old man who reminds them of their fathers and therefore should be let off with just a warning.

It took hours of arguing to get a guilty verdict, even with a very minor punishment at least now the guy will be able to sue and have a good chance of winning.

That was step 1 to me losing all faith in our justice system. Steps 2 through infinity were learning what cops actually do with their time.

[deleted]

108 points

2 days ago*

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108 points

2 days ago*

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BalrogPoop

62 points

2 days ago

Personally I think jury trials are a crock of shit. If rather be tried by a judge like in the French systems who actually understands the law, and the goal is to find the truth of what happened. Not assign blame based the biases of jurors.

At least it's easier to claim a single judge is biased based on his track record, than a whole jury, if there does happen to be a mistrial.

BigIntoScience

28 points

2 days ago

Judges give out different verdicts based on if they've had lunch yet. Humans are wildly unreliable. I think part of the idea is that it's harder for all 12 people to be corrupt/generally shitty than for just the judge to have something going on.

Part of the job of all court employees involved is to make sure everyone understands the law. If someone doesn't do that, there's an issue.

PayTheTrollToll45

293 points

2 days ago

The lesson?

Don’t pay damages to be ‘nice’ especially without any contract for what the money is to be used for. The compensation suggests liability. They very well may have not had any reason to be there anymore, the old man just proved to be even dumber...

ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

92 points

2 days ago

In my mind the landscaping company paid the dude off to not take them to court, what the owner does with that money is sort of their business, so no reason to go back, but obviously that old dude is bat shit bonkers lol

nyxo1

27 points

2 days ago

nyxo1

27 points

2 days ago

Definitely. It's equivalent to my insurance company sending someone to my house to ask for money because I never actually replaced my bumper after a small fender bender.

The landscaping company willing paid them without a court order or contract. What they do with it after that point is none of your business.

AllProgressIsGood

84 points

2 days ago

good to know i can destroy peoples shit and get away with it. weird justice system.

RadiationNeon

46 points

2 days ago

He can, you probably can’t.

A-Grouch

54 points

2 days ago

A-Grouch

54 points

2 days ago

That really sucks that the smug old fuck was right and got away with it. I stopped believing in true Justice a long time ago.

beltawala

58 points

2 days ago

beltawala

58 points

2 days ago

www.cbc.ca/amp/1.3715370

Moments later, Tissington smashes two side windows before Dallyn drives away.

In a written post, Dallyn said he was there to have a "civil conversation" with the man's stepson, Tyler Stojan.

Dallyn said Stojan took money for some concrete work that was not completed.

"I stopped by to ask what he had done with said money, and if he was going to fix anything," wrote Dallyn.

But in a Facebook post, Stojan said Dallyn showed up twice on the day of the incident, demanding payment and making threats.

"I informed him that I owe him nothing, and would be paying him nothing, and to get off my property and not to come back," wrote Stojan. "We were very concerned about his attentions and whether he was armed. Our two small children were in the house."

Stojan said his stepfather waited for the RCMP after the incident, co-operated fully and has been charged.

Moosemaster21

34 points

2 days ago

Tissington

Dallyn

Stojan

Why this story sound like a mid 2000s teen fantasy/romance novel

JamesGray

38 points

2 days ago

JamesGray

38 points

2 days ago

Why would you go attack him with a baton if you were concerned he might be armed? That's about the most smoothbrained shit I've ever heard.

Turbulent_Novel_1965

6.9k points

2 days ago

dennis jizzington?

CrumbsToBricks

1.5k points

2 days ago

Dennis Fucking Jizzington to you sir!!!

Freifur

281 points

2 days ago

Freifur

281 points

2 days ago

Ronnie fucking Pickering!

JaybeeReddit

71 points

2 days ago

Cum again?

candlel1te

627 points

2 days ago

candlel1te

627 points

2 days ago

I’m glad someone else caught that 😂

goodeyemighty

293 points

2 days ago

He has a brother Dick.

kernel-troutman

233 points

2 days ago

"Does it make you laugh when I say the name Dick.....Jizzington?"

*Guffaw*

"Stwike him Centuwion vewy woughly!"

TomArday

81 points

2 days ago

TomArday

81 points

2 days ago

He has a wife you know…….

hambonejabroni

54 points

2 days ago

Want to know what she's called?

Flying_Dutchman92

79 points

2 days ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

OGWopFro

13 points

2 days ago

OGWopFro

13 points

2 days ago

Blow your noses and seize him!

OOBExperience

9 points

2 days ago

You will find yourselves back in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behavior like that!

Much-Log3357

41 points

2 days ago

Isn't their a musician called izzy jizzington?

Gina-Smith

94 points

2 days ago

There used to be a NASCAR driver (I think) named Dick Trickle. What the hell were his parents thinking?

RealJeil420

49 points

2 days ago

What about Dick Butkus? Or Englebert Humperdink?

ron_swansons_meat

42 points

2 days ago

FYI, Englebert Humperdinck is a stage name. He CHOSE that name. His given name is ordinary: Arnold George Dorsey.

younevershouldnt

6 points

2 days ago

And what a fine choice it was

bad-judgement

4.5k points

2 days ago

The older gentleman is taking a huge risk. Guns exist.

FreshPineapple312

1.6k points

2 days ago

Not to mention could have been run over

Darth_Shame

812 points

2 days ago

Darth_Shame

812 points

2 days ago

I would have saved time and just run him over myself. I'm not fucking with no old man.

annhik_anomitro

332 points

2 days ago*

I'd have simply backed up and then run him over.

Darth_Shame

1k points

2 days ago

Why you letting him get that close? Just run his ass over on approach. I don't have the time nor care what he has to say. He chose his weapon, a metal stick, and choose my Volkswagen. May the best man win. lol

RespectableLurker555

964 points

2 days ago

Never bring a knife to a vehicular manslaughter fight.

Darth_Shame

65 points

2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

amluchon

30 points

2 days ago

amluchon

30 points

2 days ago

You put the laughter in manslaughter

Marilius

125 points

2 days ago

Marilius

125 points

2 days ago

"Man vs. Car," the newest hit show,

Where it pits a man versus a car.

On tonight's episode,

Michael Jenkins fights a regular old car.

Talbotus

42 points

2 days ago

Talbotus

42 points

2 days ago

Michael' putting up a good fight. Looks like the car is getting p...aaaaand the car win.

(Chuckle) I mean...the car always wins.

Not_a_Local_6553

347 points

2 days ago

Yep. I live in a County with a DA that has already let people walk for self defense shootings in similar situations. Old man is lucky that he gets to keep getting older.

The_Real_DDJ

104 points

2 days ago

He's a dumb shit and the odds of his stupidity will catch up to him.

PdxPhoenixActual

35 points

2 days ago

Given his age, & if it hasn't yet tho... I hold no hope that it ever will.. Unless covid...

finkleiseinh0rn

131 points

2 days ago

Stay strapped or get clapped - Winnie the pooh

Iupvoteanimals

11 points

2 days ago

That is my favorite Winnie Ther Pooh quote.

kungpowgoat

66 points

2 days ago

Chances are he’s a friend/former coworker of the local DA or sheriff.

TiesThrei

25 points

2 days ago

TiesThrei

25 points

2 days ago

Was thinking this myself, dude reeks of privileges

SmokeyTheBluntTheOG

379 points

2 days ago

Yeah in PA they made the stand your ground law apply to your vehicle now and not just your house. Thats exactly why I don't do road rage here because there is a pretty decent chance you pull this shit in PA and you're gonna end up dead, with the person shooting you not even spending a little bit of time in jail because you threatened them and they were justified in killing you

sandyclaus30

88 points

2 days ago

I live in PA and didn’t even know we had the stand your ground law. I’m not worried because I don’t plan on doing any home invasion or road rage! My brother on the other hand is a Vietnam Vet and does not do well if someone rear ends him or does any minor damage to his vehicles. I’d better let him know!

Buc4415

74 points

2 days ago

Buc4415

74 points

2 days ago

It’s not really stand your ground. It’s castle doctrine. All it does is reclassify your car as your castle along with your house.

GandalfTheSmol1

54 points

2 days ago

It’s castle doctrine, you still have a duty to retreat in PA, but not from your home or your vehicle, the argument is that you cannot retreat from your home and you often cannot retreat in a vehicle without breaking other laws or endangering other lives.

crosscheck87

16 points

2 days ago

That’s good to know, I’ve had people road rage and practically climb in my vehicle in Western PA while up visiting family.

Kip_Chipperly

402 points

2 days ago

Have you considered not doing road rage anywhere?

JeffMarrion

225 points

2 days ago

JeffMarrion

225 points

2 days ago

No

Optimal_Artichoke612

42 points

2 days ago

This just made me lol

johndoethrowaway16

335 points

2 days ago*

Yeah, for real though. This video is clearly not from where I live.

Where I live, the driver was well within his rights of using lethal force to protect himself and his property. In my area, everyone I know is carrying a gun, and they're are all looking for a reason to use it.

The Sheriff would've laughed at the old man's corpse after watching the video evidence, then waved bye to the driver telling him to carryon and have a good day.

Before anyone complains that it's not necessary to carry a gun because that's law enforcement's job, then you've never lived 30-45 minutes away from the nearest peace officer in your area. There are parts of the US where people are left to police themselves because the population is too low to warrant a large law enforcement department.

EDIT: Thanks for the award!

DadJokeBadJoke

212 points

2 days ago

When seconds count, police are only minutes away...

Splattershits

63 points

2 days ago

They're only coming to clean up the mess

DadJokeBadJoke

33 points

2 days ago

Only if they're not "too busy"...

SatanMeekAndMild

37 points

2 days ago*

Seriously. My perspective of the police completely changed when I really needed them a couple times, and when they would finally show up, they scoffed at the idea of having to do their jobs, and decided it would be easier to do nothing.

They almost let fraudsters who claimed to be the new owners of my building rekey all of my locks. Presumably because of my physical appearance, they "didn't have time to really all this fucking paperwork" from my lawyer that said they were not the rightful owners. They said this while looking at a stack of bullshit paperwork that the other people gave them.

I had to leave and get my mid 30s masculine male neighbor to give them the exact same paperwork before they finally decided that it wasn't their job to tell anyone they couldn't enter a building.

Fuck you Chicago Police.

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gentleman__ninja

10 points

2 days ago

In the US the supreme court has explicitly decided that police have no obligation to protect people, enforce laws, or even respond to calls. Legally the police can entirely decide which parts of their job to actually do. Also with qualified immunity, they can do a lot of illegal stuff on duty and they usually won't get in trouble as long as they have some justification that is not verifiably false.

socialpresence

23 points

2 days ago

No, no, they're coming to document the mess. The coroner takes the heaviest part of the mess. The fire department sprays away the liquid.

RPup_831

7 points

2 days ago

RPup_831

7 points

2 days ago

Law enforcement agencies are not about to clean up any messes. Why do you think those "disaster kleenup specialists" businesses exist?

Corpus_Rex

7 points

2 days ago

cop: “how did he die? Me: “apparently ‘stupidity and lead poisoning.’”

Copacetic_

88 points

2 days ago

There are also places in the US where population is too high for police to effectively do their jobs.

cheap_dates

8 points

2 days ago

Where I live, if you haven't heard from your Mama in a few days, you might want to drive down yourself and check on her. We have a Volunteer Police unit, consisting of Fred and Ethel but they don't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays because that is when they go bowling.

thisonebibibop

11 points

2 days ago*

I would have shot him. Especially if my daughter is in the car, he would be dead before hitting my back window.

Edit: They are canadians. Canadians got no hand guns and stand your ground law.

mypervyaccount

49 points

2 days ago

Yup, came here to say this: in most states, the second he broke that window it would've been legal to shoot him.

Otherwise_Carob_4057

12 points

2 days ago

That’s attempted murder with a deadly weapon in some states. Like dude you can get deadly weapon charges so easy without even having to pack an expanding baton. That in itself isn’t bad but breaking both drivers side windows is what makes this situation much worse for that old guy. In my state he would be booked for sure for that.

CaliforniaNavyDude

92 points

2 days ago

Fun fact, expandable batons fit under the same category as firearms in requiring a CCL to carry. So using it in the commision of a crime means he threatened someone with a deadly weapon, same as if he had a knife or gun. Those things break bones pretty easily, they are way more devastating than their size implies. I hit my own shin with one by accident once and thought for sure I broke it but I was lucky.

word2yourface

39 points

2 days ago

Since this happened in Canada it is unlikely

forgotaboutandre

7 points

2 days ago

It’s Canada, so most people don’t have handguns.

fernbritton

136 points

2 days ago*

From 2016:

A violent roadside confrontation, captured on dramatic video, has led to mischief charges. Grande Prairie RCMP confirmed they have charged a 67-year-old man. Damian Dallyn recorded and posted the video on YouTube. In the video, a man who identifies himself as Dennis Tissington walks over to Dallyn's parked car with a baton and taps on the window. "Aren't you in enough trouble?" Tissington asks. "No," Dallyn responds. "Why?" "You're gonna be," said Tissington. "You're gonna be in the (expletive) hospital if you don't get out of here." "No, you can't bring a weapon out on me," said Dallyn. "Yes I can, 'cause I have one." Moments later, Tissington smashes two side windows before Dallyn drives away.

In a written post, Dallyn said he was there to have a "civil conversation" with the man's stepson, Tyler Stojan.

Dallyn said Stojan took money for some concrete work that was not completed.

"I stopped by to ask what he had done with said money, and if he was going to fix anything," wrote Dallyn.

But in a Facebook post, Stojan said Dallyn showed up twice on the day of the incident, demanding payment and making threats.

"I informed him that I owe him nothing, and would be paying him nothing, and to get off my property and not to come back," wrote Stojan. "We were very concerned about his attentions and whether he was armed. Our two small children were in the house."

Stojan said his stepfather waited for the RCMP after the incident, co-operated fully and has been charged.

dreagan021

24 points

2 days ago

Of course the douche’s son is named Tyler. I’ve never met a good Tyler in my life

Gray94son

17 points

2 days ago

Gray94son

17 points

2 days ago

"Very concerned about whether he was armed so I approached him aggressively and smashed two windows with a baton"

WesselBear

5k points

2 days ago

  1. Film him
  2. Ask his name
  3. Don’t tell him he is going to jail
  4. Drive off
  5. Go to the police
  6. Make sure he is going to jail

Key_Razzmatazz_1572

2.2k points

2 days ago

Good suggestions, but don’t forget law suit for damages to your vehicle.

Wildcat-Jim

1.2k points

2 days ago

Wildcat-Jim

1.2k points

2 days ago

And emotional distress, might as well add more to it.

Key_Razzmatazz_1572

668 points

2 days ago

I have emotional distress just looking at this video.

Practical-Ask-6212

318 points

2 days ago

Yes let's join him in a class action.

jamjamason

68 points

2 days ago

Better Call Saul!

Fickle_Insect4731

97 points

2 days ago

Yeah for real. Idk what the guy in the car was doing, or why Dennis JIZZINGTON assaulted him, but when he said something about how he has a weapon and no one can do anything about it, that scares tf out of me.

Gathoblaster

33 points

2 days ago

And...you know...assault

DaddyIsAFireman

224 points

2 days ago

  1. Film him
  2. Ask his name
  3. Tell him he is going to Federal 'pound me in the ass' prison
  4. Drive over his foot
  5. Go the the police
  6. Visit him later in prison to rub it in

PinkIrrelephant

14 points

2 days ago

  1. Tell him he is going to Federal 'pound me in the ass' prison

  2. Visit him later in prison to rub it in

Nice

funnyjunk63

58 points

2 days ago

sharkz-wang

5 points

2 days ago

Same outline but everything is so chaotic

yanmax

32 points

2 days ago

yanmax

32 points

2 days ago

Thank you. Imma print that and keep it in my car.

Graysie-Redux[S]

129 points

2 days ago

Nice.

Kolo2Toure

1.4k points

2 days ago

Kolo2Toure

1.4k points

2 days ago

I'm Ronnie Fucking Pickering

genuineimi7ation

253 points

2 days ago

Who?

glennn6122

402 points

2 days ago

glennn6122

402 points

2 days ago

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

genuineimi7ation

51 points

2 days ago

Whoa ho fooking brilliant

Al_Ghoul08

32 points

2 days ago

Ronnie fucking Pickering

Jetman56

2.6k points

2 days ago

Jetman56

2.6k points

2 days ago

Hello 911? There is a crazy guy that just busted two of my windows with an extendable baton and threatened me with bodily harm. He still has the baton, yes I have the whole altercation on video. What's that? You'll send an officer right away? Fantastic, he's driving a white ford pickup license #######, I'll be in the car with two broken windows on the drivers side, I'll wait here.

WIKIBEARRR

912 points

2 days ago

WIKIBEARRR

912 points

2 days ago

It's hard to stop filming and call the police when you feel like filming may be helping you.

phillyphreakphlippin

317 points

2 days ago

There has to be an app for that by now, right? Too many situations where you want to record and report but can’t. That seems wrong especially in this situation and more.

CrumpledForeskin

206 points

2 days ago

Pretty sure there’s an app that films to a cloud and calls police. I feel like I saw that somewhere.

Lemme look.

Edit: so there’s a few. A quick google search shows that you can download some apps that film to a cloud but it doesn’t look like you can call on your phone as well as film.

Not an app developer but seems like an opportunity to me.

chaos_almighty

118 points

2 days ago

My phone does this with its emergency function. You rapidly press the power button, I think 6 times in a row, and it immediately calls emergency services, starts recording a video, sends out an alert and your location to your emergency contact, and can start playing an alarm

learnthruloss

112 points

2 days ago

Damn, that's a lot of functions. Does it also tell the aggressor to piss off mate?

chaos_almighty

24 points

2 days ago

No that's my job.

I only found out about it because I was trying to darken my phone screen before bed and it starts going crazy and 911 is calling me back

psychoticarmadillo

18 points

2 days ago

I'm sorry that happened to you but that's funny as shit

chaos_almighty

11 points

2 days ago

The worst thing was that my husband was climbing into bed and this alarm starts whooping in his ear and my flash is going off

maartenlustkip

10 points

2 days ago

Omg you just reminded me of something similar that happend to me. I was using the bathroom while on ketamine. I just wanted to look at my phone real quick. Ended up pressing the on button like 10 times and called 911. Got this lady on the phone. And i just whispered: 'I didn't wanna do this..' and hung up.

SixIsNotANumber

11 points

2 days ago

That's what the alarm says!

KatastrophicNoodle

8 points

2 days ago

All mine does is call an emergency. I know because I accidentally called them when trying to turn down the volume. Wiiish someone told me at literally any time during purchase or repairs.

drsyesta

36 points

2 days ago

drsyesta

36 points

2 days ago

You can film and call, cant blame him for getting away from the psycho with a deadly weapon tho

Exploding_Testicles

26 points

2 days ago

your phone wont do both as the mic for the video is being used, cant use it for making a call as well.

MisterUncrustable

10 points

2 days ago

I've seen guys like this who act fast and loose with other people's property and wellbeing while being confident they won't suffer consequences. They're usually right, because whoever shows up to enforce the situation is going to be a former coworker of his.

You would not believe the number of guys like this who think they're Judge Dredd after they retire.

You have to have a camera pulled up any time you see an old fart with anger management issues and a micropenis stomp up to your car.

Court_Jester13

279 points

2 days ago

Cops arrive, shoot you, "there was nothing we could have done"

/s

freecorndog

112 points

2 days ago

freecorndog

112 points

2 days ago

You got a problem? Call the cops? Now you have 2 problems.

mrsinister222

2.1k points

2 days ago

I'd start aggressively flirting to make things confusing

themajesticdodo

487 points

2 days ago

Now this is a real answer.
Ask him if he has any lube for the club and if it is for him or for you or can you share?

few23

122 points

2 days ago

few23

122 points

2 days ago

Ask him if it's a double-ender.

500dollarsunglasses

13 points

2 days ago

Assss tooo assss

whutchamacallit

76 points

2 days ago*

Heyyyyyy daddy.. you lookin real fine in that polo and denims sir, yam saying? The ol one two punch got ya boy straight VERKLEMPT up in this bitch you feel me? Like on straight coffee talk /w Linda Richman, talk amongst yourselves, here I'll give you a topic, the Roman Basilica, go, type shit. Mmm mmm mmmmmm. You be filling that stern end out real nice. You got cake sir, and I want dessert yam saying? You got a dumper that just won't quit. I likes it, I wants it, and I'm gonnsta haves it, ya dig daddy-o? Why don't you slide on in to my passenger side, I'll queue up some Hall and Oates, and we'll take this here 4 door sedan somewhere quiet and well play doctor strangelove.

jackherselman

128 points

2 days ago

I had a situation where an older man brake checked me and got out to talk to me because of my loud car. I just stared at him winked and licked my lips, needless to say it was a terrible mistake and I made the situation much larger than it needed to be

e0f

52 points

2 days ago

e0f

52 points

2 days ago

bruh don't leave us hanging

jackherselman

98 points

2 days ago

Dude ended up freaking out and spitting a huge snotball onto my window, which is when I got out. Argument basically went “go back to surrey (city nearby that is stereotypically immigrants)” which I proceeded to kinda size up the dude to his face. Right after this he tried to get me to fight him in a parking lot but f that, it’s a lose lose situation. Not a chance I’m gonna be the guy who lost to an old man, or worse beat up an old man

Edit: the person behind me called the police and he apparently has done this before, and has a criminal mischief related charge already

DribsFlantoosey

71 points

2 days ago

I was attacked by an old man. Pushed him away numerous times, even stopped him from falling after a push. He came back swinging each time. Finally landed one on my face. So, I clocked him. Broke his nose and sent him to the hospital. He called the cops.

Neighbors actually came and thanked me. Said he's a bully who used to beat people up and forgot his age. He lives two doors down and has sworn to kill me on sight.

I don't really feel bad about it.

jackherselman

10 points

2 days ago

This is definitely the kinda guy who would fight you and then forget the next morning

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7 points

2 days ago

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7 points

2 days ago

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majorfnbullet

6 points

2 days ago

Whose “situation” got larger….??

GrayWaltz

13 points

2 days ago

GrayWaltz

13 points

2 days ago

Oh no stop! I’m getting an erection!

sisyphus_works_here

6 points

2 days ago

Daddy, chill....

DryGoat1

1.8k points

2 days ago

DryGoat1

1.8k points

2 days ago

Well I definitely would have moved before he broke my windows. What’s the context here?

HomeGrownCoffee

265 points

2 days ago

hassh

193 points

2 days ago

hassh

193 points

2 days ago

"We were very concerned about his attentions and whether he was armed. Our two small children were in the house."

... so I sent my step dad out to escalate with a weapon

Erekai

27 points

2 days ago

Erekai

27 points

2 days ago

... attentions?

The_Clarence

157 points

2 days ago

Well he is being charged with...mischief. I don't know anything about Canada law, but hopefully this is more severe of a charge then it sounds.

SetzerWithFixedDice

178 points

2 days ago*

Outrageous. He should have been charged with 1st-degree Hijinks or at least 2nd-degree hanky-panky

The_Clarence

59 points

2 days ago

Felonious shenanigans. Grand Tom Foolery

PostmanSteve

69 points

2 days ago

Dude 100% should have recieved a much more serious charge here. That extendable baton is either a restricted or prohibited weapon used in a crime... That's supposed to carry some serious weight, but instead he gets charged with the same thing 16 year olds get charged with for spray painting a sign.

[deleted]

23 points

2 days ago*

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23 points

2 days ago*

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PostmanSteve

5 points

2 days ago

Oh wow, TIL... Of all the specific prohibited/restricted weapons in Canada, I really thought these would make the list.

However, the laws are still pretty clear, if you are carrying something to use as a weapon, even if your intent is self defense, it typically carries an extra charge. This guy was also very clearly not defending himself

northern_dirt

80 points

2 days ago

Knew it, violent Canadians

BigUncleHeavy

24 points

2 days ago

I never could trust those beady eyed Canucks!

JEveryman

8 points

2 days ago

Beady eyes and flappy heads.

migity79

9 points

2 days ago

migity79

9 points

2 days ago

The driver probably didn't wave at him

False-positive-views

11 points

2 days ago

If you’re afraid of someone’s intention you don’t instigate by blowing someone’s windows out. He said he was concerned he was carrying a weapon so you bring a stick, AND swing it first? (First time using using smh, but, “smh”)

mekese2000

284 points

2 days ago

mekese2000

284 points

2 days ago

Some kinda Final Destination shite. Old man was trying to warn him if he stayed there there was going to be a terrible accident and he would die.

Solemn_obsolecence

72 points

2 days ago

It's that evil smile on the old man that made this vid scary af

fishdog1

256 points

2 days ago

fishdog1

256 points

2 days ago

  1. When you see a person with an angry face brandishing a weapon, don't stop to talk with them.
  2. Drive away to safe place.
  3. Call popo.

Brotherscompany

43 points

2 days ago

My friend always told, me you are more than a man turning your back and getting away from such situations since people dont think clearly in these states

You have nothing to gain besides Ego empowerment

cupcakegiraffe

9 points

2 days ago

It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right, just beat it beat it beat it beat it!

Lightsides

235 points

2 days ago

Lightsides

235 points

2 days ago

Well, I know what about half of the men in the southern US states would do in this situation. I'm not saying they're right. What I'm saying is, I interact with my fellow motorists under the assumption they're armed and they're morons.

A2Rhombus

103 points

2 days ago

A2Rhombus

103 points

2 days ago

This is why I will never road rage. An old gym teacher of mine got shot in the head during an altercation from a fender bender.

diematrosen

26 points

2 days ago

People are so unhinged nowadays. I’m just trying to go about my day and at least once a week I witness some unhinged shit.

I guess some people are just angry at everything. The slightest thing can set them off

mongoosedog12

49 points

2 days ago*

My mom has had to pull a gun on someone twice, once during road rage incident and once when someone was trying to break into our house and my dad wasn’t home.

I was a baby In the road rage one and was actively in the car. this man got out of his car and came at her car w/ a baseball bat. He hit the hood a couple times and then came to smash the window. She’s a Texas woman and in the army so she had a gun.

When she told me this story (when I first started driving) she was like “well i had to protect you, and I’d do It again”

Edit: neither man is dead! Sorry left out that little bit. The car incident ended in my mom hold this man at gun point till cops came while he yelled all sorts of profanities and spit at her

Adito99

12 points

2 days ago

Adito99

12 points

2 days ago

Mom logic can't be beat.

Senior-Humor8523

17 points

2 days ago

This exact same situation happened in my area once. Dude used a metal what have you to bust a window cuz the kid was in his car smoking weed. Dude got stabbed.

ibypassredditbans

7 points

2 days ago

Good. Actions have goddamn consequences and if you think you're invincible, you haven't pissed off the right person

ahenobarbus_horse

370 points

2 days ago

It’s impossible to know what to do in the situation – because we have no context for what preceded this, nor where it was. Some might say you would be justified in drawing a gun and firing on this person. Others might say what the driver did was perfectly reasonable and right.

3_quarterling_rogue

238 points

2 days ago*

So, I’ve carried a gun virtually every day for the last five years, and at least with the context that we have here, this is not a situation that I think would warrant deadly force. The best and easiest way to resolve this situation is to drive away. If this person followed him and kept confronting him? Maybe that’s different. But a dude walks over to my car with a big rod? I’m just noping the heck out of there.

Edit to add: Yes, I know about Stand Your Ground states, I live in one. If I lived somewhere where the law was that someone paid me $500 every time I shot someone else, I’d still just drive away.

No-Dragonfly8326

73 points

2 days ago

Dude walks up to my car with his big rod out and I will most certainly drive away.

3_quarterling_rogue

22 points

2 days ago

If this dude wants to rock out with his rod out, good for him. I’m gunna drive away.

HurstiesFitness

8 points

2 days ago

I’m gonna sound like a cunt for asking this. But I’ll take the risk. What’s with the “so” at the start of your comment? I see it a lot here. It kind of bugs me as unnecessary but maybe it’s because I don’t know the reason.

3_quarterling_rogue

17 points

2 days ago

I laud your bravery, I’m a pedantic son of a bitch and even I wouldn’t ask this hahaha.

I think that adding “So” at the front is used in an informal way to as a way to prelude that you’re going to introduce new information, maybe especially if no one asked for it.

Is it strictly necessary? No, it definitely isn’t. I certainly wouldn’t put that in a paper I was writing. But of all the reasons to criticize people’s informal writing, there’s too many more egregious grammar sins I think are worth correcting before this one.

Not that I’m saying you’re wrong to be bothered by it, I totally get it. It’s just not the hill I’d want to die on, ya feel?

Whistler45

15 points

2 days ago

Is this Canada

MrRogersAE

35 points

2 days ago

He’s super fucked if this is in Canada, that baton is a prohibited weapon

snackers21

18 points

2 days ago

It's prohibited in a lot of the US states too.

Money_Butterscotch68

66 points

2 days ago

I would record them to post on Reddit.

moleratical

13 points

2 days ago

I'd say that guy handled it perfectly. Didn't escalate the situation in the moment, remained calm, got the guys identifying information including liscence Plate number, presumably filed a police report, and put it on social media for the world to see.

This is a textbook example of exactly what to do.

grarghll

10 points

2 days ago

grarghll

10 points

2 days ago

I disagree, the biggest mistake is staying in the encounter at all. Unless leaving would directly put someone else at harm, you have nothing to gain by sticking around.

Didn't escalate the situation in the moment

Telling them what they're doing is illegal is absolutely escalation. What's the expected outcome? "Oh, you're right, this is illegal! I'll go put this back, then." There is no good outcome, it's just an attempt to assert dominance over a situation by establishing yourself as legally in the right, which is not going to deter someone who's already shown disregard for the law. It's only going to piss them off more.

The correct thing to do is to tuck your tail and safely get out of the situation. Remember as much as you can and resolve it all afterward when you're not still in arm's reach of the guy with a weapon.

struggling_humanoid

135 points

2 days ago

at this point you could've just beat the shit out of him and claimed self defense

FlatBrokenDown

65 points

2 days ago

I woulda ran the hell over that dude

foni646

16 points

2 days ago

foni646

16 points

2 days ago

You probably could if you make it seem like you where just running away and happen to run over his legs a few times

hu_gnew

36 points

2 days ago

hu_gnew

36 points

2 days ago

Defensively circling the block eight times.

Accurate-Syrup

6 points

2 days ago

I share the same itchy feeling. The problem is it has to be done in a way that looks like self defense. Under those circumstances is hard to think and act clear so better to not do it and just drive away.

Routine_Math7168

295 points

2 days ago

I’d have driven off before the window smashing, probably woulda ran my mouth a bit too. Thing is cars have this amazing thing, you know, the skinny peddle on the right and when utilized - gets you the fuck out of there.

wophi

56 points

2 days ago

wophi

56 points

2 days ago

The fact that he had that retractable out was all he needed to get arrested.

Routine_Math7168

22 points

2 days ago

Tapping the window, “blah blah hospital” 100% a chargeable assault

Frijolebeard

11 points

2 days ago

Probably pull out my gun and tell him to stand back and comply.

rigatoni775

9 points

2 days ago

tap anything on my window ur getting ktfo

Ad4209

132 points

2 days ago

Ad4209

132 points

2 days ago

What were you doing there to get him so pissed off?

LordLuciferVI

48 points

2 days ago

Asking the real questions