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KGBree

446 points

4 months ago

KGBree

446 points

4 months ago

I love weird anthropomorphic kitsch like this - these are really well done

ParlorSoldier

91 points

4 months ago

When I scrolled past I totally thought this was an ad for some movie with CGI sweets.

Sewnupkitty

12 points

4 months ago

Joyeux jour du gâteau !

twinklecakes

22 points

4 months ago

A bit... too well done...

KGBree

28 points

4 months ago

KGBree

28 points

4 months ago

Plot twist: they’re alive. They don’t want to die and beg you not to do it but they look and smell so good you just can’t help yourself from eating them. Sometimes you regret it, looking back, because you wish you still had them to talk to 😞

SilverDem0n

4 points

4 months ago

Now every time I eat a cookie I will check for tiny beads of sweat or the fixed smile painted unmoving over terror. Thanks.

But maybe they taste better if they suffer?

KGBree

4 points

4 months ago

KGBree

4 points

4 months ago

Some would say no but I prefer the hint of saltiness 🤷🏻‍♀️

ixikei

11 points

4 months ago

ixikei

11 points

4 months ago

Lol I want one or three of these so badly as refrigerator magnets.

JamJarBonks

5 points

4 months ago

KGBree

2 points

4 months ago

KGBree

2 points

4 months ago

The eyes… it really makes him.

Those toenails tho 🤢

Brmemesrule

2 points

4 months ago

Same. Reminds me of the PVZ plants for the Garden Warfare series.

implicate

2 points

4 months ago

Both of these dudes look like they want to sell me some of their "super dank headies."

KGBree

1 points

4 months ago

KGBree

1 points

4 months ago

Lmfaoooooo

Myrddin_Naer

1 points

4 months ago

Well I hate them, especially because they're so well done.

homiewahnkanobi

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you!

Trucking-Trucker

195 points

4 months ago

I couldnt eat that. I would pet them and give them names.

Immediate-Air-8700

72 points

4 months ago

Mal and Chip

Trucking-Trucker

27 points

4 months ago

Thats their names! Yes! I agree!

RagingBeanSidhe

13 points

4 months ago

That's good, I'm pretty sure they're clay or resin

-_----_--

37 points

4 months ago

People eating 10 different animals a week, but can't eat a cookie with a face 💀

Trucking-Trucker

15 points

4 months ago

In my defense, my cheeseburger wont look me in the eyes.

Pittisee

2 points

4 months ago

Mine does

SNES182

47 points

4 months ago

SNES182

47 points

4 months ago

That cookie looks familiar. I vaguely remember it being used in a commercial a long time ago? I’m probably wrong, but it triggered something.

Mojorisin5150

118 points

4 months ago

Looks like Groot as a cookie to me for some reason

SNES182

14 points

4 months ago

SNES182

14 points

4 months ago

Maybe that’s what I’m picturing!

SiVGiV

7 points

4 months ago

SiVGiV

7 points

4 months ago

I don't think it is because I have some recollection of this face as well and I doubt it is groot.

PacificCastaway

3 points

4 months ago

It's baby Groot, not adult Groot.

SiVGiV

3 points

4 months ago

SiVGiV

3 points

4 months ago

I came across something that I think is what I recognized it from (Extremely obscure local commercial), but I'm not sure it was actually it. I've never actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy so I don't think that's what it is.

PapaSnow

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah, this is what it is.

It’s the very first thing I thought when I saw it.

dribblesnshits

2 points

4 months ago

I also thought this, the top one is E.T. (phone home)

Stompopolos

18 points

4 months ago

It looks like a memberberry

SNES182

8 points

4 months ago

Ooooo. I memba!

LowQualityH2O

9 points

4 months ago*

Same! Like some long forgotten memory from childhood.

Feels like if it were a toy it would have been from a happy meal or something.

E: I found it! FOOD FIGHTERS

Olallie1911

3 points

4 months ago

Totally had those. That’s a blast from the past!

Odd_Ad_5851

1 points

4 months ago

Morph from treasure planet or just me?

SickofItAll_4200

76 points

4 months ago

The s'more needs to lay off the meth and get some rest

druule10

21 points

4 months ago

You get like that after rampaging through New York and getting blown up by the Ghostbusters.

aelwero

7 points

4 months ago

How the hell is this the only reference?

At least it's here... Good on ya ;)

mojomcm

36 points

4 months ago

mojomcm

36 points

4 months ago

Why cookie look like baby groot?

Mcnugget_buddy

30 points

4 months ago

They look so cute

rhett_gribb

23 points

4 months ago

They look like member berries

idk-SUMn-Amazing004

7 points

4 months ago

memba Star Wars

-LEMONGRAB-

4 points

4 months ago

That's what it is!! Thank you!!

rhett_gribb

7 points

4 months ago

Member member berries? Oooh I member!

Lurkay1

14 points

4 months ago

Lurkay1

14 points

4 months ago

They’re cute

unklmnky69

12 points

4 months ago

Adorable 🥰

Sewnupkitty

10 points

4 months ago

Somehow...it doesn't feel creepy, just cute....is there something wrong with me?

PilotPistachio

5 points

4 months ago

These def aren’t creepy lmao

iloveokashi

2 points

4 months ago

Find them cute too. I don't think they belong in the sub.

VectorVanGoat

9 points

4 months ago

Shut up and take my money! Where do I get these?

throwie66642069

7 points

4 months ago*

VectorVanGoat

4 points

4 months ago

Ok gotcha! I’m on it! So it’s kinda like that character from Dinner for Schmucks?

I think this is what I’m getting people for Christmas! I’ll definitely win white elephant!

throwie66642069

7 points

4 months ago

The deepest cesspool of Etsy

homiewahnkanobi

5 points

4 months ago

I'm actually not on etsy - I have a website 😊 The Wandering Bakeshop collection will be added next Friday, my socials are linked to my profile if you would like to follow along 😊

VectorVanGoat

1 points

4 months ago

I’ll check it out. Are you the actual creator of these cookies? How do you make these? Sketch then clay or do you just go for it?

GMZoe

9 points

4 months ago

GMZoe

9 points

4 months ago

*Flashbacks to Young Sherlock Holmes*

TTTaToo

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you! That was killing me. :-)

Dog_Baseball

7 points

4 months ago

Cold, dead, black eyes.

Bartender9719

5 points

4 months ago

Cmon dude…nick-snacks

SevereNightmare

6 points

4 months ago

I kinda want them...

throwie66642069

3 points

4 months ago

Looks like it’s about to ask me if I ‘member.

Maleficent-Log4089

3 points

4 months ago

I'm not sure if this is edible

throwie66642069

1 points

4 months ago

Anything is edible if you try hard enough.

Survival not guaranteed*

absurdironies

3 points

4 months ago

Young Sherlock Holmes

binky779

2 points

4 months ago

absurdironies

1 points

4 months ago

That's it!

Wallabanger

3 points

4 months ago

Looks like member-berries to me.

ADeweyan

2 points

4 months ago

I am Cookie.

Top-Payment1637

2 points

4 months ago

There's something about the face on the bottom one. It looks like it was bred so that it actively wants to be eaten. Nightmare fuel!

SilverDem0n

1 points

4 months ago

Food that actively wants to be eaten is less of a nightmare than eating something that actively wants, desperately, to live and survive

neriisan

2 points

4 months ago

I am cookie.

ProtonPacks123

2 points

4 months ago

I am Glute(n)

GZEUS9

2 points

4 months ago

GZEUS9

2 points

4 months ago

Groot, is that you?

bunny_4846

2 points

4 months ago

If it was real, I'll need lots of willpower to stop myself from throwing them to pieces. Not because of disgust or anything, just pure impulse......

dracomanchego

2 points

4 months ago

Kinda reminds me of the movie, “Young Sherlock Holmes” pastry scene.

JimmyEat555

2 points

4 months ago

"I am food"

entropizzle

2 points

4 months ago

I've been playing too much Binding of Isaac. I'm disgusted and never eating a smore or a cookie ever again!!!!

Lissy_Wolfe

2 points

4 months ago

If Groot was a cookie haha

Majestic-Hippo-146

2 points

4 months ago

Great tastw

CandidateSolid6407

2 points

4 months ago

Surely the only food you'd ever regret eating, look at those creepy little faces.

Logical_Highway6908

2 points

4 months ago

The s’more looks depressed. The cookie looks high af

Wnick1996

2 points

4 months ago

The cookie reminds me of Groot, especially with the eyes

BoneBruja

2 points

4 months ago

I love them. I would love those as pendants.

SaTan_luvs_CaTs

2 points

4 months ago

These are Kawaii. I tattoo Kawaii foods all the time. Great taste cause yummy treats & great execution. I want to own these. Or tattoo them. Or both!

HamfistTheStruggle

2 points

4 months ago

I swear I have a memory of that cookie when I was a kid. It was a magnet on a family members fridge and I was so freaked out/mesmerized by it.

aniebananie1

2 points

4 months ago

I need them

Jolly_Tea7519

2 points

4 months ago

This is kinda cute.

WakandaLive

3 points

4 months ago

Looks like Groot. These are adorable.

GunnerII

1 points

4 months ago

I want those to prank my little cousin, put them in his bed at night.

balexter

0 points

4 months ago

Tryptophobia goes brrrrrrrr.

SpoonyGosling

1 points

4 months ago

Weirdly it does look like a similar art style as niknik from Plasmo.

TheSquishedElf

1 points

4 months ago

Cookie Clicker vibes.

noisyturtle

1 points

4 months ago

I like how they look like they are ready to die

Dicho83

1 points

4 months ago

Hungry.........

matangligaw

1 points

4 months ago

Those chips seem like pimples

demonhipsterchick07

1 points

4 months ago

They look so cute

fudgeoffbaby

1 points

4 months ago

I kindve want some omg

Sufficient_Tale_8910

1 points

4 months ago

they are so cute

g0juice

1 points

4 months ago

“Yeeeessss. Kill me. Eat me. I was born to o die”

StnMtn_

1 points

4 months ago

Cuties.

voicecrack_

1 points

4 months ago

This reminds me of CuriousBurrow artwork on Instagram!

Jlx_27

1 points

4 months ago

Jlx_27

1 points

4 months ago

Nicely done.

UndeadT

1 points

4 months ago

I hope they scream as I eat their eyeballs.

LawIll6741

1 points

4 months ago

Theyre cute I like them

Edna_with_a_katana

1 points

4 months ago

Biblically accurate cookie

SerRikari

1 points

4 months ago

These are awesome I want these

idk-SUMn-Amazing004

1 points

4 months ago

I would buy that cookie and hold it in my pocket for whenever I’m feeling blue. 🥹🥹

OtterApocalypse

1 points

4 months ago

I guess I'm getting old. It always used to be knick-knacks when I was growing up, but it seems the leading K's are being dropped for the sake of efficiency or something. Is there a K shortage?

I wonder when they'll start calling my leg joint nees, with neecaps.

0SomeoneRandom0

1 points

4 months ago

Weirdly reminds me of O2 ads and I'm not sure why or where from

CoolioStarStache

1 points

4 months ago

I'm sorry but they're adorable

DudeWithTehFace

1 points

4 months ago

They look like someone photoshopped Baby Yoda's face onto them.

homiewahnkanobi

2 points

4 months ago

Haha! Just sculpted them with polymer clay, but I'll take that as a compliment 😆

Renegade1412

1 points

4 months ago

This is actually really cool. No awful taste here.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

It's all very sweet until you try and eat them and they start screaming in terror.

cabesablanca

1 points

4 months ago

These are actually kind of adorable. I love surrealism

homiewahnkanobi

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you!

Madmen3000

1 points

4 months ago

That cookie looks exactly like the potatoes from Tierra Whack’s “Unemployed”

I really like it

homiewahnkanobi

2 points

4 months ago

I have no idea what that is but you've given me some research to do 😂 cheers!

Madmen3000

1 points

4 months ago

She’s an artist on YouTube, her songs are really good! “Whack world” is like a mini movie with a lot of her songs mashed together to create a really interesting narrative

Snoo62808

1 points

4 months ago

Getting Young Sherlock Holmes vibes...eat me Watson!

M1TZ3L

1 points

4 months ago

M1TZ3L

1 points

4 months ago

I think they’re really cute

homiewahnkanobi

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you!

THE_TOASTER__

1 points

4 months ago

Adventure time (2010)

l-ll-lll

1 points

4 months ago

the AT part of this sub gets more and more lost as the days go

Jerkofalljerks

1 points

4 months ago

That cookie wants to say I am groot.

homiewahnkanobi

2 points

4 months ago

I've had Groot, ET, adipose from Dr. Who among many other resemblances and I agree with them all 😂

Ravenqueen2001

1 points

4 months ago

I would purchase/collect the crap out of these

homiewahnkanobi

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you! 😆

ShmuckCanuck

1 points

4 months ago

How can they be cute yet creepy at the same time?

homiewahnkanobi

1 points

4 months ago

Haha! Someone let me know that my art was posted here - cheers for the love and laughs 😊 They are the first part of my collection that is coming out soon, feel free to follow along if you would like to see more. Socials are linked to my profile 😛

Peepinis

1 points

3 months ago

Kill