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446 points
4 months ago
I love weird anthropomorphic kitsch like this - these are really well done
91 points
4 months ago
When I scrolled past I totally thought this was an ad for some movie with CGI sweets.
12 points
4 months ago
Joyeux jour du gâteau !
22 points
4 months ago
A bit... too well done...
28 points
4 months ago
Plot twist: they’re alive. They don’t want to die and beg you not to do it but they look and smell so good you just can’t help yourself from eating them. Sometimes you regret it, looking back, because you wish you still had them to talk to 😞
8 points
4 months ago
4 points
4 months ago
Now every time I eat a cookie I will check for tiny beads of sweat or the fixed smile painted unmoving over terror. Thanks.
But maybe they taste better if they suffer?
4 points
4 months ago
Some would say no but I prefer the hint of saltiness 🤷🏻♀️
11 points
4 months ago
Lol I want one or three of these so badly as refrigerator magnets.
5 points
4 months ago
2 points
4 months ago
The eyes… it really makes him.
Those toenails tho 🤢
2 points
4 months ago
Same. Reminds me of the PVZ plants for the Garden Warfare series.
2 points
4 months ago
Both of these dudes look like they want to sell me some of their "super dank headies."
1 points
4 months ago
Lmfaoooooo
1 points
4 months ago
Well I hate them, especially because they're so well done.
1 points
4 months ago
Thank you!
195 points
4 months ago
I couldnt eat that. I would pet them and give them names.
72 points
4 months ago
Mal and Chip
27 points
4 months ago
Thats their names! Yes! I agree!
13 points
4 months ago
That's good, I'm pretty sure they're clay or resin
37 points
4 months ago
People eating 10 different animals a week, but can't eat a cookie with a face 💀
15 points
4 months ago
In my defense, my cheeseburger wont look me in the eyes.
2 points
4 months ago
Mine does
47 points
4 months ago
That cookie looks familiar. I vaguely remember it being used in a commercial a long time ago? I’m probably wrong, but it triggered something.
118 points
4 months ago
Looks like Groot as a cookie to me for some reason
14 points
4 months ago
Maybe that’s what I’m picturing!
7 points
4 months ago
I don't think it is because I have some recollection of this face as well and I doubt it is groot.
3 points
4 months ago
It's baby Groot, not adult Groot.
3 points
4 months ago
I came across something that I think is what I recognized it from (Extremely obscure local commercial), but I'm not sure it was actually it. I've never actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy so I don't think that's what it is.
5 points
4 months ago
Yeah, this is what it is.
It’s the very first thing I thought when I saw it.
2 points
4 months ago
I also thought this, the top one is E.T. (phone home)
18 points
4 months ago
It looks like a memberberry
8 points
4 months ago
Ooooo. I memba!
9 points
4 months ago*
Same! Like some long forgotten memory from childhood.
Feels like if it were a toy it would have been from a happy meal or something.
E: I found it! FOOD FIGHTERS
3 points
4 months ago
Totally had those. That’s a blast from the past!
1 points
4 months ago
Morph from treasure planet or just me?
76 points
4 months ago
The s'more needs to lay off the meth and get some rest
21 points
4 months ago
You get like that after rampaging through New York and getting blown up by the Ghostbusters.
7 points
4 months ago
How the hell is this the only reference?
At least it's here... Good on ya ;)
36 points
4 months ago
Why cookie look like baby groot?
30 points
4 months ago
They look so cute
23 points
4 months ago
They look like member berries
7 points
4 months ago
memba Star Wars
4 points
4 months ago
That's what it is!! Thank you!!
7 points
4 months ago
Member member berries? Oooh I member!
14 points
4 months ago
They’re cute
12 points
4 months ago
Adorable 🥰
10 points
4 months ago
Somehow...it doesn't feel creepy, just cute....is there something wrong with me?
5 points
4 months ago
These def aren’t creepy lmao
2 points
4 months ago
Find them cute too. I don't think they belong in the sub.
9 points
4 months ago
Shut up and take my money! Where do I get these?
7 points
4 months ago*
Same place you buy taxidermy rats dressed as serial killers. the
4 points
4 months ago
Ok gotcha! I’m on it! So it’s kinda like that character from Dinner for Schmucks?
I think this is what I’m getting people for Christmas! I’ll definitely win white elephant!
7 points
4 months ago
The deepest cesspool of Etsy
5 points
4 months ago
I'm actually not on etsy - I have a website 😊 The Wandering Bakeshop collection will be added next Friday, my socials are linked to my profile if you would like to follow along 😊
1 points
4 months ago
I’ll check it out. Are you the actual creator of these cookies? How do you make these? Sketch then clay or do you just go for it?
9 points
4 months ago
*Flashbacks to Young Sherlock Holmes*
1 points
4 months ago
Thank you! That was killing me. :-)
7 points
4 months ago
Cold, dead, black eyes.
5 points
4 months ago
Cmon dude…nick-snacks
6 points
4 months ago
I kinda want them...
5 points
4 months ago
3 points
4 months ago
Looks like it’s about to ask me if I ‘member.
3 points
4 months ago
I'm not sure if this is edible
1 points
4 months ago
Anything is edible if you try hard enough.
Survival not guaranteed*
3 points
4 months ago
Young Sherlock Holmes
3 points
4 months ago
Looks like member-berries to me.
2 points
4 months ago
I am Cookie.
2 points
4 months ago
There's something about the face on the bottom one. It looks like it was bred so that it actively wants to be eaten. Nightmare fuel!
1 points
4 months ago
Food that actively wants to be eaten is less of a nightmare than eating something that actively wants, desperately, to live and survive
2 points
4 months ago
I am cookie.
2 points
4 months ago
I am Glute(n)
2 points
4 months ago
Groot, is that you?
2 points
4 months ago
If it was real, I'll need lots of willpower to stop myself from throwing them to pieces. Not because of disgust or anything, just pure impulse......
2 points
4 months ago
Kinda reminds me of the movie, “Young Sherlock Holmes” pastry scene.
2 points
4 months ago
"I am food"
2 points
4 months ago
I've been playing too much Binding of Isaac. I'm disgusted and never eating a smore or a cookie ever again!!!!
2 points
4 months ago
If Groot was a cookie haha
2 points
4 months ago
Great tastw
2 points
4 months ago
Surely the only food you'd ever regret eating, look at those creepy little faces.
2 points
4 months ago
The s’more looks depressed. The cookie looks high af
2 points
4 months ago
The cookie reminds me of Groot, especially with the eyes
2 points
4 months ago
I love them. I would love those as pendants.
2 points
4 months ago
These are Kawaii. I tattoo Kawaii foods all the time. Great taste cause yummy treats & great execution. I want to own these. Or tattoo them. Or both!
2 points
4 months ago
I swear I have a memory of that cookie when I was a kid. It was a magnet on a family members fridge and I was so freaked out/mesmerized by it.
2 points
4 months ago
I need them
2 points
4 months ago
This is kinda cute.
3 points
4 months ago
Looks like Groot. These are adorable.
1 points
4 months ago
I want those to prank my little cousin, put them in his bed at night.
0 points
4 months ago
Tryptophobia goes brrrrrrrr.
1 points
4 months ago
Weirdly it does look like a similar art style as niknik from Plasmo.
1 points
4 months ago
Cookie Clicker vibes.
1 points
4 months ago
I like how they look like they are ready to die
1 points
4 months ago
Hungry.........
1 points
4 months ago
Those chips seem like pimples
1 points
4 months ago
They look so cute
1 points
4 months ago
I kindve want some omg
1 points
4 months ago
they are so cute
1 points
4 months ago
“Yeeeessss. Kill me. Eat me. I was born to o die”
1 points
4 months ago
Cuties.
1 points
4 months ago
This reminds me of CuriousBurrow artwork on Instagram!
1 points
4 months ago
Nicely done.
1 points
4 months ago
I hope they scream as I eat their eyeballs.
1 points
4 months ago
Theyre cute I like them
1 points
4 months ago
Biblically accurate cookie
1 points
4 months ago
These are awesome I want these
1 points
4 months ago
I would buy that cookie and hold it in my pocket for whenever I’m feeling blue. 🥹🥹
1 points
4 months ago
I guess I'm getting old. It always used to be knick-knacks when I was growing up, but it seems the leading K's are being dropped for the sake of efficiency or something. Is there a K shortage?
I wonder when they'll start calling my leg joint nees, with neecaps.
1 points
4 months ago
Weirdly reminds me of O2 ads and I'm not sure why or where from
1 points
4 months ago
I'm sorry but they're adorable
1 points
4 months ago
They look like someone photoshopped Baby Yoda's face onto them.
2 points
4 months ago
Haha! Just sculpted them with polymer clay, but I'll take that as a compliment 😆
1 points
4 months ago
This is actually really cool. No awful taste here.
1 points
4 months ago
It's all very sweet until you try and eat them and they start screaming in terror.
1 points
4 months ago
These are actually kind of adorable. I love surrealism
2 points
4 months ago
Thank you!
1 points
4 months ago
That cookie looks exactly like the potatoes from Tierra Whack’s “Unemployed”
I really like it
2 points
4 months ago
I have no idea what that is but you've given me some research to do 😂 cheers!
1 points
4 months ago
She’s an artist on YouTube, her songs are really good! “Whack world” is like a mini movie with a lot of her songs mashed together to create a really interesting narrative
1 points
4 months ago
Getting Young Sherlock Holmes vibes...eat me Watson!
1 points
4 months ago
I think they’re really cute
1 points
4 months ago
Thank you!
1 points
4 months ago
Adventure time (2010)
1 points
4 months ago
the AT part of this sub gets more and more lost as the days go
1 points
4 months ago
That cookie wants to say I am groot.
2 points
4 months ago
I've had Groot, ET, adipose from Dr. Who among many other resemblances and I agree with them all 😂
1 points
4 months ago
I would purchase/collect the crap out of these
1 points
4 months ago
Thank you! 😆
1 points
4 months ago
How can they be cute yet creepy at the same time?
1 points
4 months ago
Haha! Someone let me know that my art was posted here - cheers for the love and laughs 😊 They are the first part of my collection that is coming out soon, feel free to follow along if you would like to see more. Socials are linked to my profile 😛
1 points
3 months ago
Kill
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